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Sophie Monk kisses up to her plastic surgeon

Sophie Monk Pokies Short Red Dress-8

Sophie Monk’s new boyfriend is a plastic surgeon…who, judging by the guy’s looks, is a bogus doctor who falsified his Plastic Surgery diplomas and certifications, made up a fake website with before and after titties and is in reality an ex-stripper from Cuba (forced to flee to America because Castro did not approve his naked butt cheeks). Nonetheless, crazy-in-hope-for-free-botox Sophie, put on her mini red dress making sure to blur Dr. John Diaz’s eyesight with her pokies and went out on a romantic date for sushi in Beverly Hills. Eye witnesses report that the two spent more time tasting tongue than raw tuna (that was the planned dessert back at her house).