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Johnny Depp Engaged To Amber Heard

I was sitting on this story until People Magazine confirmed it. They are so celeb PC that they won’t publish most things without an inside source (or PR agent) confirming the story. So, it seems that 50 year old Johnny Depp is “engaged” to 27 year old up and comer Amber Heard. I put engaged [...]

Lily-Rose Depp: Steppin’ Out For Sushi

Exclusive... Lily-Rose Depp Lunches With A Friend At Katsuya

Johnny Depp’s daughter Lily-Rose went with a friend to eat at Katsuya in Studio City, Calif. on Thursday (September 5). The 14-year-old was accompanied by a bodyguard when leaving the restaurant.

Her 11-year-old brother Jack wasn’t with them.

In his interview with Rolling Stone – the Lone Ranger star talked about splitting up with Vanessa Paradis.

Depp said, “The last couple years have been a bit bumpy. At times, certainly unpleasant, but that’s the nature of breakups, I guess, especially when there are kiddies involved.

“So for whatever reason that ­ceases, it doesn’t stop the fact that you care for that person, and they’re the mother of your kids, and you’ll always know each other, and you’re always gonna be in each other’s lives because of those kids. You might as well make the best of it.”

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Johnny Depp: My Daughter Won’t Let Me Go To Concerts With Her


Johnny Depp posed for photos outside the Late Show With David Letterman studio in New York City on Tuesday (June 25). In the interview that aired on Thursday – the Lone Ranger star talked about the musical interests of his 14-year-old daughter Lily-Rose.

He explained that two years ago he took her to see a Justin Bieber concert and got her in backstage to meet him.

“We brought her to the show and introduced them and it was quite astonishing to see your child in this kind of like frozen [state].”

The 50-year-old actor added, “She thinks that Bieber is obviously talented and stuff, but she’s now moving into other arenas of music in her life. The sounds are changing now.”

E! News reports he also mentioned that she doesn’t like dad along on concerts anymore.

“She prefers I didn’t go to concerts with her, especially don’t take her to concerts,” Depp said. “No, [that's] out of the question.”


Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like — 1/9/12

Hello there, my fellow celeb junkies! Thank you so much for coming back for the second edition of the new Miscellaneous posts! Don’t forget… always drop us a comment and let us know what posts you like and which one’s you don’t! And, without further blah blah blah, here’s Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like!!! Well, as I reported a few days ago, rumors were flying that Ryan Seacrest was going to get the boot from American Idol because they simply couldn’t come to an agreement for his new contract. Seacrest’s three year $45 million dollar contract is coming to an end, and both sides are playing hard ball. But, to dispell the rumors, Seacrest — along with the judges of AI — and executive producers made an appearance together at the Television Critics Association 2012 Winter Tour. Both Seacrest and execs said that they wanted Ryan to host, but it has been a ‘tough negotiation.’ And even though they seemed to make a united front… how many times have we seen this happen? What immediately comes to mind is, ‘Oh, no. Of course we’re not getting a divorce.’ Then… three days later we see some papers. So, even though they’re playing nice for the camera’s, I wouldn’t bank on it either way. Previously unreleased lyrics by Michael Jackson are to be auctioned off for at least four G’s by his friend and dermatologist Dr. Arnold Klein — who has recently filed bankruptcy. The lyrics, written in black pen on white paper by the legend himself, are a mere eight and a half lines. Wow… Anyway, the auction for the poetic lyrics will be in LA on the 23rd of this month. They are heartbreaking and ironic, especially the opening line of ‘Across the sea of time, we shall meet on endless shores, counting our blessings of love’s eternity.’ RIP MJ, for you are missed… Vannesa Paradis, Johnny Depp’s babymomma and girlfriend of fourteen years, was spotted out lookin’ rough as hell! It’s no wonder though, seeing as how rumors are abounding that she and Depp are facing a nasty split. But, I’ve got a question… Did anyone else know she was this ugly?! I mean, THIS is the chick that the sexiest man alive is with? What the hell is up with that? I suppose I’ve never noticed her before because every picture she’s in with Johnny… I’m only looking at Johnny. But… eww… Oh, well, at least it gives the ugly chicks of the world hope that they too could possibly score a grade A stud. Chaz Bono — Cher’s… son — admitted to Rolling Stone magazine that he is saving up for his very own penis! He insists that his mother will not help him with the surgery, because she’s not as comfortable with his change as she pretends to be. Chaz also told Rolling Stone, ‘I’m currently leaning more towards a metoidioplasty… It’s a process that uses what you already have down there, which has grown [...]

Rum Diary is Johnny Depp’s worst box office movie ever, but hey, Amber Heard looks good.

Here’s Johnny Depp and Amber Heard at the British premiere of their borefest of a movie Rum Diary and considering that it tanked in the U.S, barely grossing $5 million in its opening weekend and is set to tank even worse worldwide (even that horrible movie The Tourist, with Angelina Jolie grossed $17million in its opening weekend), they’re not doing nearly enough to pick people’s interest (well, he did pretend he was drunk at the U.S premiere). Hell, at this point, I’m not even sure having Amber run around naked denouncing lesbianism and Johnny Depp screaming “rape” from all the camera flashes would even cause any kind of stir. But they could try…Amber??

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.27.2011)

That’s James Franco’s cold ass on the cover of Flaunt magazine. Guess he wanted to show us he has no ingrown hair??

Jennifer Nicole Lee’s nipples are on the menu today.

Eva Longoria gets a full body scan at LAX. When they were telling us something positive would come out of the terrorist attacks, they meant this, didn’t they.

SJP’s mesmerized by that black microphone. Hm, wonder why…

Scarlett Johansson in her role as an “alien sex predator”. Her reptilian tentacles must be hiding under that 70′s fur.

George Michael is in fine form these days.

Orlando Bloom looks incredibly manly.

Jennifer Love Hewitt should stick to bandage dresses.

Johnny Depp needs some help walking at the premiere of Rum Diaries.

This is where Leonardo DiCaprio parked his penis for the week. Meet model Madalina.

This is Courtney Stodden just 18 months ago, before she decided to chase the dream of becoming a slutty child-bride.

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Amber Heard is unfortunately still a lesbian

Amber Heard was at the premiere of the movie The Rum Diary aka Johnny Depp got emotionally raped doing this, in which she plays Johnny’s love interest well, looking like this, which only reinforces my belief that hugely attractive women should be forbidden by law to enter lesbiantry. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for Lesbian Rights. Only when it pertains to lesbians with large biceps who can kick my ass though.

PS: Johnny was also there, but didn’t eat pavement and didn’t stick his fist up a paparazzo’s anus. All in all, a very successful evening.

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Drunk Johnny Depp takes a tumble

Only days after making those dead on rape comments, Johnny Depp took on the inebriated celebrity challenge in Hollywood and proved he’s an excellent and able alcoholic. Johnny was leaving a restaurant called 25 Degrees on Monday night. As he made it out the door noticeably unsteady, but still able to scribble his autograph, he got hugged by a dude who tried to prevent him from falling but instead ended up falling on top of him, got back up after eating pavement and took an impressive stroll to the SUV like nothing ever happened. And most astonishing of all, he didn’t stick his fist in the shouting paparazzi’s mouth for pretty much gang-raping him. But he did do an imaginary asshole salute, so not all Johnny was lost in the vodka and beers.

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Johnny Depp gets raped every time he does a photoshoot

So get this, Johnny Depp, who absolutely loathes being interviewed and being photographed, gets interviewed and photograpped in Vanity Fair only to complain about it calling it Rape. Yeah, that’s right, rape. And because we feel his everyday struggle (earning $50million per year , having people worship you etc) is a real one, we’re going to go ahead and post a few pictures of him from Cannes. Bet he’s feeling molested right about now. And then, we’re going to post a couple of bikini pictures of Kristen Stewart who’s a fellow sufferer. Sadism to the max, baby!

Via Vanity Fair:

‘You just feel like you’re being raped somehow,’ he said. ‘Raped… It feels like a kind of weird… just weird, man.’

‘Whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it’s like… you just feel dumb. It’s just so stupid,’

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Johnny Depp gets frustrated over split rumors


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Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp seems to be in a very disturbing mood from last two days; not due to his hectic professional life, but because of his personal life. Yeah, there’s been quite a paparazzi poking going around his personal life. Johnny is apparently yelling over the reports related to the rift in his marriage of 13 yrs with Vanessa Paradis. And the source cause is once again another woman, Robin Baum, with whom Johnny shared awe…state of kiss and moreover, it was caught in the lens of a photographer.

According to The Sun,

VANESSA PARADIS, 38 - his wife of 13 years - was said to be at their home in southern France with their two kids at the time. Voici magazine wrote: “What is he playing at? He knows Robin is a maneater.” But Vanessa’s spokeswoman said last night: “It’s lies, you heard rumors but it is not true.”

It’s believed that this kiss took placed when Johnny and Vanessa were attending a Hollywood showbiz function together. It’s really frustrating for any true bonded couples when such situation arises; all I pray is that this news comes as a mere rumor and nothing in serious.



The 2011 People’s Choice Awards Results & Pictures

We got the first taste of award season last night as celebs and fame whores (seen above) took to the blue carpet for the 2011 People’s Choice Awards in L.A. You could have sat through all two hours of the inane banter from host Queen Latifah that went along with it. But if you didn’t (and for your own sakes, let’s hope that’s the case) I manned up, soldiered through and took notes of the results as chosen by the “people”, “people” clearly being in this case 14 year old girls.


Favorite Movie: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Favorite Action Movie: Iron Man 2

Favorite Comedy Movie: Grown Ups

Favorite Drama Movie: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Favorite Family Movie: Toy Story 3

Favorite Horror Movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street

Favorite Movie Actor: Johnny Depp

Favorite Movie Actress: Kristen Stewart

Favorite Action Star: Jackie Chan

Favorite Comedic Star: Adam Sandler

Favorite On-Screen Team: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, & Taylor Lautner

Favorite Movie Star Under 25: Zac Efron


Favorite TV Comedy: Glee

Favorite TV Drama: House

Favorite TV Comedy Actor: Neil Patrick Harris

Favorite TV Drama Actress: Lisa Edelstein

Favorite TV Crime Drama: Lie to Me

Favorite TV Crime Fighter: Tim Roth

Favorite TV Sci-Fi/Fantasy Show: Fringe

Favorite Competition Show: American Idol

Favorite New TV Comedy: $#*! My Dad Says

Favorite New TV Drama: Hawaii Five-0

Favorite Talk Show Host: Conan O’Brien

Favorite TV Guilty Pleasure: Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Favorite Family TV Movie: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam


Favorite Song: Love The Way You Lie by Eminem featuring Rihanna

Favorite Music Video: Love the Way You Lie by Eminem featuring Rihanna

Favorite Male Artist: Eminem

Favorite Female Artist: Katy Perry

Favorite Rock Band: Paramore

Favorite Breakout Artist: Selena Gomez & the Scene

Favorite Pop Artist: Rihanna

Favorite Country Artist: Taylor Swift

Favorite R&B Artist: Usher

Favorite Hip-Hop Artist: Eminem

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‘The Tourist’ falls flat at the box-office

Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp’s much-anticipated movie, The Tourist, has bombed at the box office. The film failed to collect even 20 percent of the production cost in its opening weekend and fell flat in front of The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader which took around £19million.

The Sun reports,

The Tourist is thought to have taken just £12million over the weekend when it opened in the US - trounced by The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader, which took around £19million. The thriller, set in Venice, cost around £63million to make but has been slated by critics. Hollywood blogger Nikkie Finke said it under-performed to the “point of desperation”. Experts predict it will be pulled from US cinemas within weeks. In the film, Angelina, 35, plays the English girlfriend of a thief wanted for robbing a gangster. Depp, 47, is an American teacher she meets on a train. Reviewers branded it “stupid” and said the pair lacked chemistry.

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Nothing comes between Johnny Depp and his family… not even the telephone

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When it comes to family and kids, no celebrity can come even closer to Johnny Depp, let alone match his dedication. The Pirates Of The Caribbean star may be a mega star with a schedule as busy as a bee, but nothing can persuade him to compromise with the quality time he spends with his family - not even the ringing of the telephone.

The Sun quotes him as saying,

Nothing makes me happier than watching Vanessa and my kids and just realising that they’re my world. It’s pure joy. When I’m at our house in France I totally cut myself off from the rest of the world. I never have to listen to phones ringing and that’s because - and Vanessa would confirm this - phones are banned from the house. We have a beautiful life and I feel that spending time in France has just calmed me down and made me stop worrying about things which aren’t really important.

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Captain Jack Sparrow invades London primary school!

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Beatrice Delap, a nine-year-old student from south-east London’s Meridian Primary School, wrote to Captain Jack Sparrow asking for help staging a ‘mutiny’ against the teachers. Any guesses what happened next? The letter did reach Johnny Depp, who is currently filming scenes for Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides at the nearby Royal Naval College, and he actually turned up at the school in Greenwich, south-east London, dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow!

Heat Magazine reports,

Delivered to the film crew by Pat, ‘from the school office’, the letter was quickly forgotten about. However, the letter did indeed reach the right hands. Days later, and with only 10 minutes warning of Johnny Depp’s arrival, the teachers found themselves quickly frog-marching the kids into Meridian primary school’s main hall for a special assembly, which Captain Jack Sparrow and four of his crew members duly invaded!
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Johnny Depp & His Gorgeous Girls

In a rare public siting, Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp was pictured with his longtime love, Vanessa Paradis, and their beautiful daughter Lily-Rose, 11 next month, in Venice, Italy on Thursday (April 29). Little brother Jack, 8, was not spotted with the trio.

After smiling and waving to the paparazzi, Johnny lovingly wrapped his arms around both his girls as they enjoyed a late night walk.

The following day, Johnny and his costar Angelina Jolie were seen shooting their upcoming flick, The Tourist.


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Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a thrilling journey through the mad lanes of Wonderland. Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland promises to deliver much more than you can handle. Australian actress Mia Wasikowska plays Alice in this 3D madventure alongside Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as the The Red Queen, Crispin Glover as the Knave of Hearts and Anne Hathaway as the The White Queen. Alice in Wonderland hits theaters March 5th, 2010. It’s a long wait, I agree, but at least now you know how much intensity you have to put into your prayers.

Best moment: It’s cool all the way!