We’re sure that you have all heard about the ‘Tanning Mom’ by now. You know the crazy woman who allegedly took her five-year-old daughter to a tanning salon and has since been banned from her all of her local tanning salons.
Well, Kim Kardashian apparently had some time on her hands and decided to poke a little fun at The Tanning Mom. She tweeted the picture you see above and said, ‘The tannerexic mom has some serious competition!!! LOL’ the picture and tweet caused some fans to wonder what the heck Kim did to herself, but don’t worry! Kim eased their mind with this tweet,
‘Relax that’s just a spray tan!!! It washed off & I’m back to my normal tan self! But how crazy does it look after being on for 8 hours!’ she said.
I’m sure you still remember back in 2009, the infamous Kanye/Taylor Swift MTV Video Music Awardsincident? Shortly thereafter, our President referred to the rapper as a “jackass,” and a few years later, his view still hasn’t changed. In the latest issue of The Atlantic, the President mentions that he actually prefers Jay-Z’s music over Kanye’s but does mention: “I like Kanye. He’s a Chicago guy. Smart. He’s very talented.” However, Obama still holds on to his belief that the 34-year-old rap superstar is a “jackass.” A reporter from the magazine recalled that “when the interview reminded Obama of his comment from 2009, he replied, ‘He is a jackass. . . But he’s talented.’”
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are a nightmare for PETA. As most of you know, someone connected with PETA poured flour on Kim Kardashian because of her fondness of fur. And now they are going after Kanye West because he is now dating the evil-fur-loving Kim Kardashian. Oh, and because he said this in his new song, “Tell PETA my mink is draggin’ on the floor.”
That pissed PETA off and forced them to make this important statement,
“What’s draggin’ on the floor is Kanye’s reputation as a man with no empathy for animals or human beings. He’s a great musician but doesn’t seem to have the fashion sense to design anything more than caveman costumes. We keep hoping that one day he’ll find his heart and join evolved style icons – including Russell Simmons, Pink and Natalie Portman – who have dropped animal skins.”
Geez, I cannot pick a side in this battle. I hate Kim Kardashian, I hate Kanye West and I hate PETA! And sometimes I even hate animals, so it’s impossible for me to pick a dog in this fight. Get it? Pick a dog? Cause we’re talking about animals and….yeah, never mind.
What is going on in the world? Lollipops with gum inside of them, Rick Santorum and now this? Kanye West and Kim Kardashian dating? Sources tell TMZ that the relationship is “just starting.” They were photographed together coming out of the movies, after watching ‘The Hunger Games’ in NYC last night.
Still don’t believe it? Well, go listen to Kanye’s new song “Theraflu” and then maybe you will believe the rumors. Here are a couple of the lines from the song,
“I fell in love with Kim around the same time she fell in love with him.”
“Well that’s cool, baby girl, do your thing, lucky I ain’t have Jay drop him from the team.”
Daaaamn, son! That last line is especially clever. He was making a reference to Kim’s ex-husband, Kris Humphries, who plays for the New Jersey Jets, an NBA team partially owned by Kanye’s buddy, Jay-Z. So, could this mean that Kanye was one of the reasons for the divorce? Maybe Kris walked in on Kanye and Kim doing the nasty?
What a strange situation this is. Maybe the world really is going to end this year.
Kim Kardashian took part in a pilot for Kanye West’s muppet comedy show Alligator Boots (how Kanye West found himself in the same sentence as muppets and comedy is another story) in which she was propositioned by a dirty Barry White lookalike muppet…to which of course she replied “Sure, as long as i have proprietorship and all rights to distribute to the world wide web”. The show never went past the pilot stage and will never be aired on TV. We’re guessing it was missing that certain IT that would actually make it funny. Check out the pics after the Princess Leia ones for the answer.
You can add this to the ever expanding Stupid Shit Kanye West Has Said file. As the closing act at England’s Big Chill Festival, Kanye got on stage and told 40,000 fans that he knows just what it must have been like to be Hitler. (And it was caught on video.)
“I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I’m fucking insane… like I’m Hitler. One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did.”
Moments later, Kanye suggested that he needed to be the MJ of music, “Michael Jordan changed so much in basketball, he took his power to make a difference. It’s so much fucking going on in music right now and somebody has to make a fucking difference.”
Yes, Kanye West and Hitler. The world’s two great misunderstood geniuses. For the first time in history, Hitler has been insulted… well at least since those Art school dudes said his paintings sucked.
The REAL question here is… does Kanye like Fishsticks??
Did you think Rihanna was reserving the gratuitous (almost) nudity for her own albums? Think again: here she is in the video for Kanye West’s “All of the Lights,” wearing a top that can barely be considered clothing. (In other words, our favorite kind of top.) Begs the question if Rihanna is trying to burnish her bad girl image, and make us believe all those sweet little words she uttered in her song “S&M“? It would seem so… and though we still have a hard time picturing her, you know, actually being a part of some hardcore BDSM scene, we do appreciate her efforts.
Gay Fish is FUR real YO! Seen here leaving a New York Hotel wearing baggy leather pants, a snakeskin backpack and some sort of a pimped out man-fur coat before kicking a kitten in the face. I sure hope he isn’t allergic to red paint.
You just gotta love when uber rich douchebag celebrities spend more money than me and you make in a year on a single outfit… and it ends up looking like a rejected pimp Halloween costume.
Just so this post isn’t solely about Kanye West being a douche, here is Josh Groban on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night singing some of Gay Fish’s random tweets. I would totally buy all 48 CDs.
We told you about Kanye West’s new music video for his song Monster after the preview came out a few weeks ago, well BEHOLD! The somewhat final version of the creep fest that is the Monster video is finally here, pack full of all that nice stuff you want to see, like severed woman-heads, dead-looking zombiettes, women hanging from nooses, gratuitous diamond-teeth close-ups… It’s all right here people!
Personally I think Kanye is trying a little too hard. I like images of death, monsters, the supernatural, and all that gory stuff quite a bit, but women hanging from nooses, dead women as props… what’s he doing? Is he a serial killer, Patrick Bateman style? It just seems silly. Especially since he raps so much about how much he loves God. That’s a personal pet peeve of mine. Stop going on and on about how evil you are when you pause to give a shout out to Jesus every 17 seconds in almost everything you do.
Oh and that the crazy ass Nicki Minaj vs Nicki Minaj fight is actually two of her alter egos. Roman vs Barbie… A part of me is ashamed to say I know enough about Nicki Minaj to figure out which personalities she’s embodying at the moment; but another part of it is glorifying in my knowledge of pop culture right now.
Kanye West sees dead people… and sees his tongue down their throats in what looks like Kanye West going for the “Video of the Year” award with his new “Monster” music video. In the video Kanye West, Jay-Z and Nicki Minaj star alongside a bunch of dead chicks, some of whom have zombie eyes, some are hanging from the ceiling like tasty quality beef, and some even get to feel the pleasure of Gay Fish’s kisses. Or they would if they weren’t so dead.
Oh and Monster really should’t be called “Kanye’s new song” despite the fact that it appears on his album, it is clearly Nicki’s song which is evident after she chomps her way through two of the best MC’s of a generation (and Rick Ross). Tellingly, she is also the only lady who appears to be alive and well in the video.
(We) spoke with a person VERY CLOSE to Kim Kardashian this morning. And according to them, Kim is PREGNANT!!
“Kim has been seeing Kanye off and on for years now. But this summer, they [hooked up] five or six times. Kanye told her that he didn’t want anything serious, but Kim really likes him.”
And now, according to the insider, she suspects that Kim Kardashian is PREGNANT.
“Kim is being very secretive about everything. She calls him almost non-stop and wants to know what she should do.”
Hollyscoop were then quick on the job to find a random source too:
A source very close to Kim tells Hollyscoop the report is “absolutely not true,” adding that the report is simply “ridiculous.
Since this isn’t even on TMZ, im going to go ahead and put $100 on this merely just being a publicity stunt for Gay Fish’s new album, and somehow, KK is behind both rumors. Nothing like a little self made publicity stunt to keep your fame whore satus alive. But if anything these pictures do show that Kim is clearly into Kanye, jsut look at that body langauge, she is practically spreading for him right there and then.
Yo’ Kim, your vagina may be the size of the Lincoln Tunnel, and I’mma let you finish, but the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel is the biggest tunnel I’ve ever been in…
Forget the floats and marching bands. Kanye West was apparently the main attraction at this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Followed by an introduction from his arch enemy, journalist Matt Lauer, Kanye stormed the streets of Manhattan for a brief performance atop the New York Daily News float to lip-sync his song “Lost in the World.”
Nothing says Thanksgiving like Gay Fish floats, seriously at least give us a holiday break from this self-appointed reincarnated Egyptian douche God. Well I guess in a way Gay Fish is perfect for the Macy’s parade… He’s full of hot air.
We all know how Kanye West stepped away from the spotlight for several months after almost sabotaging Taylor Swift during the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards and how he later “apologized” to her, but then, we also know the real Kanye West. Well, it turns out that the man who went into a self-imposed exile and apologized for his wrong actions was his poor image. The real Kanye West is still miles away from such silly things.
West made his comeback earlier this year (10) and even channelled his sorrow about the moment in his song Runaway. But the rapper has risked alienating fans again - at a surprise performance of his acclaimed new album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy in New York City on Tuesday night (23Nov10), West launched into yet another tirade aimed at the 20-year-old star. During his rant, West appeared to suggest the Love Story singer capitalised on the incident to boost her career as he was being attacked in the press. He raged, “Taylor never came to my defence at any interview. And rode the waves and rode it and rode it.”
Kanye West has been the master of uncomfortable and outright douchetastic moments since his first album dropped 6 years ago. Especially when he goes on one of his little rants about how he’s Jesus incarnated as a golden statue covered in diamonds and awesomeness.
I don’t really see the “eccentric and tortured artist” in Kanye at all. All I see is a spoiled and petulant rapper with delusions of grandeur… pretty much a grown man with Peter Pan syndrome. But I guess like many other celebrities he feel that they are part of a different class of people and as such are allowed to get away with all sorts of bullshit. That’s why Geffen thought he could get away with murder, Polanski thought he could get away with rape, and Gibson thought he could threaten to bury a woman in a rose garden, they live in a bubble surrounded by “Yes men” and lose touch with society and order.
Anyways enough of that rant, here are some of his most ridiculous moments to date.
Kanye West has finally accepted that he made a mistake by storming the stage on September 13, 2009 and spoiling Taylor Swift’s big night at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards (video after the jump). Kanye confessed in a radio interview that he crossed the line when he declared the Best Female Video award belonged to Beyonce, and not Taylor.
Contactmusic quotes Kanye as confessing in an interview with “Funkmaster Flex” on Hot 97,
She just talked about how people would come up to her in the grocery store and bring it up, and she would defend (me). It’s an amazing, compelling situation. I try to downplay it, but, for the sake of being able to try to sell records and just get acceptance on that level that I did as a pop artist, there’s just so few black men make it that far. That’s a responsibility, that’s why so many fans of mine were upset because they’re like, ‘Man, you’ve got a powerful situation where you can put your music out like that and do award shows and everything. You can’t be so reckless with your opinion. Like, we can agree with you but you’ve got to play it in another type of way, because you can’t throw away the opportunity.’ Some of that power was taken away with that moment. I made a mistake. My timing was definitely, extremely off... If I hadn’t said anything, everything would have just went smoothly.
Kanye West just tweeted this explanation (in all caps) to justify his habit of abusing the keyboard and typing in all caps. Though Kanye believes that being tagged as a lazy person is anytime better than living with the tag of a mad man, I don’t see his latest tweet (in all caps) doing any good to him other than earning him both the tags collectively. Because, how the hell does he get active enough to hold that “shift” key down and punch those exclamation marks in dozens!!!
Kon “the Louis Vuitton Don” has been hibernating in Europe but came out to play in the Dominican Republic for Jay-Z’s 40th birthday celebration along with Diddy, Bey Bey, Tory Burch and more. Check out how Kanye is looking now-a-days…
Yeezy is looking a little rough but well rested. From what we hear, there were no cameras or phones allowed in the party because Hovie just wanted everyone to have fun but we did notice that two people were not there… The bald headed beast and Rihanna!?!?! We know why Rih Rih wasn’t there, she’s about to taped SNL but the Bald Headed Beast… What’s her excuse???
No, I’m not out of my mind to post a Kanye West music video on my pages. It’s just because of Rihanna that I am bending my rules a little bit to let that gay (fish) sneak inside. I didn’t want to avoid Rihanna at any cost. So here’s Kanye West’s “Paranoid” music video. It’s the fourth single from his fourth studio album, 808s & Heartbreak.
P.S. I WATCHED THE VIDEO WITH THE VOLUME TURNED OFF!! GOT ME, GAY FISH?!!
Best moment: Actually, the entire music video... if the volume is turned off!!
