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Kat Von D Is Wearing Some Kind Of Something In New York

I know I’m not supposed to like Kat Von D because of that whole Jesse James thing but I can’t help it. I really do like her. She’s just my kind of woman, I suppose. I love a dark haired woman with milky skin and tattoos so Kat is pretty much my ideal woman physically. With that said, I’m not loving these photos of Kat at a book signing in New York. While Kat looks gorgeous as usual, I’m not sure the outfit she chose was exactly the most flattering option she had. It look okay on her but I guess the skin tight bodysuit thing just doesn’t work for me. Overall though, I’d say I like the photos. I’m just not sure I’m in love with the outfit.

Kat Von D Is Wearing Some Kind Of Something In New York

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Kat Von D out and about in Beverly Hills

Here’s the deal with me. I am always most attracted to the women who choose to do things a little differently than everyone else and to me, that’s what Kat Von D is all about. I think she’s one of the most beautiful women in the entertainment industry today simply because she is her own person. She does things her own way and there’s nothing more appealing to me. Of course it doesn’t hurt that she’s an incredibly talented tattoo artist and I have a serious thing for tattoos. I haven’t always been able to get behind the choices she’s made in her personal life, but I’ve always believed she has enough strength and confidence to get through anything life throws at her.

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Jesse James cheated on Kat Von D with 19 women

And the search for the perfect Nazi vagina continues…

Kat Von D took to her Facebook page on Sunday to announce that she had just met the 19th girl Jesse James had slept with (they broke up again, by the way) and express her disappointment at his inability to change despite all her efforts. So let me get this straight. She basically took him on as a science project to prove her theory that a guy with the propensity to bang a dozen girls just on his way to get his morning coffee, can change and be faithful in a monogamous relationship only to find out he’s still dreaming of the perfect white supremacist vagina? Really, what are the odds of this happening? And now Sandra Bullock with the statistical data.

“Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year.
I kept going back and forth in my mind as to what the best way would be for me to release and let go of any residual feelings remaining from that toxic relationship. All of this may sound petty or immature to some, but I assure you this is coming from a place of pure honesty and love.
There was a time when I was confident and excited at proving the world wrong, because I believed so deeply in people’s ability to change for the better. Although this was not a primary purpose in the relationship, I did feel like it would be a positive thing for those who judged Jesse solely based on what they read in tabloids, to see that change is always possible – even in the people who seem hopeless.
I still believe that, even if that change never occurs inside of him – because I see proof of change everyday – in others, and in myself. I’m far from perfect, but am willing to examine myself, and my patterns of dysfunction, and then put in the work to better myself. It’s a daily practice, but it’s working.”

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Kat Von D and Jesse James broke up again

Kat Von D  spent the weekend publicizing her latest break-up with Jesse James after a stripper/prostitute or some sort of Nazi poon (all educated guesses here, but let’s go with it) with a golden heart and genital wards (again, let’s go with it) tried to warn Kat by publishing the following on cheaterville.com:

‘Why don’t you finally be a man and tell everyone why Kat dumped you this time?

‘Is it because you lied to her and said that you didn’t see anyone while you two were ‘on a break’. How did she find out about me Jesse? I know you didn’t tell her, and I didn’t say anything because I didn’t even know that you two got back together until the entire world found out.’

PS: Kat is pictured here with her father, who spent the weekend comforting his daughter. And by comforting we mean gazing with empty eyes ahead and cursing the rubber that broke 28 years ago, because if it wasn’t for that he wouldn’t be knee deep into this tattooed nazi vagina mess and most likely a superstrain of STD virus staring him in the face and calling him”daddy”.

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Jesse James & Kat Von D Have Split Up

My dear, dear friends, this is a sad day indeed: Jesse James and Kat Von D have called off their engagement and broken up. Didn’t see that coming, did you? Just like none of us saw the news of Amy Winehouse dying coming.

E! News reports:

Kat broke the news tonight on Twitter, posting, “I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I’d like to share. Thanks for respecting that.”
The couple began dating in August 2010, shortly after the scandal broke of the 42-year-old James cheating on ex-wife Sandra Bullock.

These two beautiful souls should have stood the test of time. Jesses was later quoted saying, “I’m so sad because I really love her. The distance between us was just too much.” You guys, honestly, if an insecure serial monagamist and a lying cheater can’t make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?

Now please, someone, tell me they were both dumb enough to get ginormous tattoos of each other’s names on that one remaining clear patch of skin they had.

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Jesse James is Still a Nazi “Historian”

Somewhere in Hollywood, Mel Gibson is kissing a picture of Jesse.

Let’s recap for a second: Just after Jesse James was caught cheating on Sandra Bullock last year, a photo of him doing a Nazi salute while wearing an SS officer’s hat made the rounds. His number one mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee, then did a fetish Nazi shoot, wearing a swastika armband.

Then today  Jesse, who is going for the worst ex-boyfriend in America award, is caught in another Nazi scandal. This time due to a picture finding it’s way online of him driving a car while his friend wears a Nazi hat and does a Nazi salute. He also crayola-ed a children’s book character to look like Adolf Hitler.

Via Us Weekly:

“He’s into history,” an insider explains of the undated pics, which were posted in October.
Adds the source, who insists James isn’t a skinhead, “The swastika deal is to scare people. It’s part of biker culture.”

Oh right, he’s just into history. Why is it these weirdos that are obsessed with Nazi crap always claim that as their excuse, and why don’t they ever seem to also collect anything else of historical significance besides Nazi crap? Then again, he does seem like such an academically enthused person, so maybe there is some truth in the “he’s into history” excuse. I’m sure he and Kat von D sit around at night for hours discussing the implications of the signing of the Magna Charta and the Federalist Papers.

Jesse, for future reference, here’s what you need to know about the “history buff” excuse:
You can study the Nazis all you like, but under no circumstances do you wear their stuff. If the hat slips off the top of the bookcase onto your head, do not salute and pretend you have a mustache. Cross that line – you’s a Nazi.

 

Kat Von D:Love, Ink, Rock N’ Roll…and a lotta bones

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Back in the day when Kat Von D had quite a bit more meat on her, we found it easy to get past her flesh graffiti (including the creepy dude gracing one of her thighs) and declare her Ink Hot, but as of lately, her desire to shed a few pounds seems to have overtaken her and she’s looking more like a gothic vampire on hunger strike. Maybe Marilyn Manson is better suited as her boyfriend instead of Nikki Sixx (who can hook up with Lady Gaga since she said she likes him because of her obsession for boys who look like girls). Check out past pictures of her, and you’ll see what we mean.