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The Goods, The Bad, and The Fugly — 12/27
What happened to Kate Moss?
Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.18.2011)
This golden statue of Kate Moss sold for almost $1million. To a Japanese. Of course. They invented golden showers, didn’t they?
Holy crap! Glenn Close in Albert Nobbs has to be one of the ugliest dudes ever!
Gene Simmons married Shannon Tweed so he can officially have sex with himself in wedlock.
Ohhhh, Justin Bieber is playing with the duckies. Twenty million girls just fainted.
Rooney Mara from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo exhibits once more the brilliant nanotechnology behind photoshop.
Oh look, Jessica Biel is sporting a dove tattoo. She made peace and the good sex with Justin Timberlake, didn’t she? That’s what she wanted us to take out of this, didn’t she?
Penelope Cruz bitch-slapping her co-star around on the set of her new movie Venuto Al Monto. Why are all the chicks in Spanish movies and telenovelas so violent? It’s starting to scare me.
Hilary Duff doing a great job making us forget she has a thing growing in her uterus.
Jason Biggs has been eating one too many pies lately.
That’s all the smiling you’ll get out of Jessica Alba. Motherhood has yet to melt the frost.
Ivana Trump was invited to Gabrielle’s Angel Ball (Cancer charity event), most likely to scare the cancer away with her face.
Kate Moss Forgot Her Skirt And Other Junk You Might Like (09.29.2011)
Miranda Kerr and Sofia Vergara in mini skirts and see-through tops. Our way of making up to you for showing you pictures of Tori Spelling and Maria Shriver.
Steve Tyler is mistaken for a clown at LAX.
Leann Rimes sitting on a urinal. How poignant!
Liv Tyler is in serious need of the thing Anderson Cooper hasn’t tried in 44 years! (Coffee. True Story)
What the hell happened to Anna Friel?
This is Kim Kardashian’s bowling outfit. I swear she went bowling that night.
Kate Moss Takes a Topless Plunge
Check out these pictures of a topless Kate Moss taking a plunge into the ocean as she leaped off a yacht in St. Tropez, France yesterday. Apparently she doesn’t mind jumping into somewhat cold water, nor does she mind showing her tits in the process (does she ever?), but if water goes up her nose there is going to be HELL TO PAY.
Kate does topless activities by the water like tits and aqua were going out of style.
Kate Moss Spends Her Honeymoon Being Topless
Oh, Kate Moss, you’ve just had a fabulous, decadent wedding attended by a legion of A-listers, and now you’re off to your honeymoon. How are you going to celebrate your newlywed bliss? By sailing around on a yacht, sunbathing topless? Well…given that that’s how you seem to celebrate everything (while snorting cocaine of a dirty toilet seat), we guess that would make sense.
Kate Moss Goes Topless in Vogue Magazine
We don’t think we’ve ever seen Kate Moss’ lower back tattoos, but that could be because we’re usually fixated on her breasts, not her ass. Kind of unfairly, as it turns out; that ass is not too bad looking, and Vogue Brazil agrees, as they put it on their cover.
Not just any cover, either apparently. It’s their 36th anniversary edition, which we didn’t realize was a “big deal” year, but fashion is funny that way. But we’re not going to complain about anything that gives us the opportunity to ogle Ms. Moss’ assets, though.
Kate Moss’s Naked Message to Kate Middleton
Right, so Kate Middleton thinks she can just roll up on London, steal everyone’s hearts, and it’ll be no big deal? Aw hell naw! Kate Moss is here to say that nobody cares about long-sleeved gowns as much as they care about full-frontal nudity. She might have used a photo that is a teensy bit old, but it’s never been so relevant as it is now. We think that Moss and the Douches of Cambridge need to settle this the old fashioned way: they don their respective gowns and wrestle in a huge bowl of English custard.
Dips on eating it after they are done.
Madonna is Britain’s ‘Most Written About Celebrity’
Madonna has once again proved that she is one of the most powerful celebrities in the world. The 52-year-old singer topped a recent study to determine the celebrity who has grabbed the most headlines in U.K. print since 2000.
Contactmusic reports,
The singer came top of a study to find the star who has grabbed the most headlines in U.K. print press since 2000. The research by Kantar Media found Madonna has been mentioned a massive 46,017 times over the last 10 years, while British music mogul Simon Cowell came second with 29,888. Kantar Media researcher Brian Merron says, “This shows why she’s hailed as a legend. That stickability factor in the consciousness of the nation marks her as a special talent and someone who is able to constantly re-invent themselves to change with the times.”
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Courtney Love had a romp with Kate Moss!
Courtney Love has got far too many stunning aces (read: revelations) up her sleeves than we can ever imagine. Whether you like it or not, but Courtney is capable of stunning our senses at her own will. All she needs is a wild claim, like the latest one where she claims she had sex with Kate Moss. The 45-year-old singer recently revealed in an interview that she had a fling with the supermodel in Milan, Italy, in the 90s.
Contactmusic quotes her as saying to Irish magazine Hot Press,
It was Kate Moss. She doesn’t care. It’s a great story for the grandchildren, so yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs it was just a thing that happened in Milan in the 90s. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it. I feel like such a kiss and tell. Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought her house in St John’s Wood, London.
Gisele Bundchen named the world’s highest earning model
Gisele Bundchen is still the queen of modeling world. The 29-year-old Brazilian supermodel has topped Forbes‘ annual list of the “World’s Top-Earning Models” for the second consecutive year. Gisele beat worthy contenders like Heidi Klum and Kate Moss among others to claim the crown for the world’s highest earning model.
No. 1 on our list yet again is Bündchen, the 29-year-old Brazilian beauty married to NFL quarterback Tom Brady. She gave birth to the couple’s first child in December, lost the baby weight seemingly that very instant and went back to work. Hard to blame her. As the world’s most sought-out face and body, Bündchen made an estimated $25 million in the past year. Aside from starring in campaigns for True Religion jeans, Dolce & Gabbana, Bündchen has her own skin care line and her own lucrative sandals brand–Ipanema by Gisele.
Congratulations to Gisele. Check out the complete list after the jump.
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Kate Moss’s pubic hair in Love Magazine
We all know that a photo shoot showcasing Kate Moss’s breasts would be as exciting as watching your grandma knit you a cable sweater since that’s all she does in between breaks from drunk vomiting in her 60 year-old boyfriend’s lap, so Love Magazine thought it prudent to ape the ante by a few notches. And by a few notches we mean taking pictures of her pubic hair mainly encased in a chastity belt. Which is of course as ridiculous as putting a virginity ring on George Michael after pulling an all-nighter raiding as many bathroom stalls in the greater L.A area as possible.
Moss was only one of the eight covers Love Magazine printed for its latest issue. Naomi Campbell and Amber Valletta were among the eight models pictured in the same pose (and with their measurements outlined) in an effort by the magazine to show that beauty comes in different sizes. Errr, unless Kirstie Alley’s ass was all over one of the covers trying to replicate what strobe lights do to epileptics through print form, that’s not the message we got, Love magazine. Just throwing it out there, because we’re sticklers for accuracy and a clearly defined purpose in journalism.
Kate Moss caught topless…for the 836th time
She makes over 8 million dollars per year as a super model. That’s about 20 bucks per ounce of baby fat. For one of the most famous names in modeling, Kate Moss needs to get her ass in the gym. Perhaps her management needs to cut some lines of coke on a treadmill. Hey, what can we say, the girl loves her fish n’chips.
