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Katy Perry and Robert Ackroyd?

Well, it appears that Katy Perry is finally getting over her divorce from Russell Brand. She is reportedly dating the guitarist from Florence + the Machine, Robert Ackroyd. The two were spotted holding hands at Coachella last weekend. Also, several people heard Katy Perry calling him her “boyfriend”,

“Backstage at the Artist Lounge at Coachella last weekend, Katy kept saying her boyfriend was the guitar player for Florence + the Machine. Then later, she and a bunch of friends were supposed to go see Dr. Dre together, but Katy said she was waiting to watch her ‘boyfriend’ perform!” A source said.

Well, how sweet! We don’t know anything about this Robert dude, but we are assuming he doesn’t have that annoying accent that Russell has, which already makes us like him more. Hopefully Katy Perry takes it a little slower this time around. Katy Perry and Robert Ackroyd? Katy Perry and Robert Ackroyd? Katy Perry and Robert Ackroyd? Katy Perry and Robert Ackroyd?

 

Katy Perry: I’m Tired of Being Famous

Katy Perry is annoying, hypocritical and a maker of horrible songs. But, she gets away with it all because she has big boobs and she knows how to use them. Teen Vogue featured Katy Perry on the cover of their magazine and she once again told them a bunch of lies to make herself seem “different” and “cool.”

“I’m tired of being famous already! But I’m not tired of creating. Fame is, I think, just a disgusting by-product of what I do. It’s a delicate creature – a wild animal of sorts. It can love you, and then it can attack you. But really, I stopped focusing on what other people think a while ago.” She told the magazine.

Oh, please. Since when does Katy Perry not like attention? And since when does Katy Perry “create” anything. She sings shitty pop songs for a living; she isn’t changing the world with her deep and meaningful lyrics. Katy Perry is famous because she knows how to make catchy hooks and knows how to make her breasts jiggle.

Speaking of breasts jiggling…take a look at this amazing GIF of Katy Perry below…

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Katy Perry at the Echo Awards in Berlin

I have always really admired the fact that Katy Perry isn’t afraid to be weird. Katy definitely marches to the beat of her own drum and I love that about her. Although weird has sort of become the new normal in the entertainment industry thanks to people like Katy, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj and others I can’t seem to think of at the moment, Katy still manages to stand out. While the actual pictures of her performance on the Echo Awards in Berlin show her outfit was a little out there, her arrival pictures on the red carpet are really the ones that appeal to me. She takes a fairly normal looking dress and pairs it with crazy blue hair but somehow, it all comes out looking kind of natural – or as natural as blue hair can look anyway.

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Katy Perry still rocking her blue hair in Paris

I know there are a lot of people out there who aren’t exactly loving Katy Perry’s blue hair but I’m still a pretty big fan of the look on her. I love a woman who isn’t afraid to stand out and so something different and I really think Katy pulls off the blue tresses brilliantly. The dress she’s wearing as she leaves her hotel in Paris? Well, I’m not sure I’m such a big fan of that. I like the shade but I’m not sure I understand the style of the dress. Why the see through skirt? I guess that’s the style these days but just because it’s trendy doesn’t mean it looks good. I suppose it’s up to Katy though and regardless of how I feel, Katy looks to feel pretty good enough her choice.

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And It Just Gets Sexier and Sexier — Full Spread of Katy Perry Steaming Up Interview Magazine!!!

With only one photo to go by, the winner of Katy Perry vs. Madonna — Who Bra’d It Better? was honestly hard to determine. But, after taking a look at the full photoshoot of Katy Perry in the March issue of Interview Magazine… she clearly emerges the victor.

Katy Perry’s beauty is truly something majestic, and much different than the picture we saw of her in The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly Christmas Edition where Katy — literally — looked like a boy. But, there was no hint of masculinity in these shots.

She’s always been known for her quirky beauty. There’s something odd about her features, but she’s still beautiful. Katy Perry’s the only one in the music industry today that can pull off the odd and bizarre while still maintaining her feminine allure. But even that quirky beauty was nowhere to be seen in these glamorous photographs.

Ah, but the glamour was not what most would normally consider ‘glamorous.’ The photoshoot was, indeed, based off of old Hollywood — but it was the raunchy, dirty side of old Hollywood. In one shot in particular Katy is sitting backwards in a chair, her fishnets on display as she tilted her head in that bad girl pose she’s so known for. Behind her sat several burlesque dancers… in nipple tassels, of course. Yet… she still outshined them…

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Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow: New Couple?

We have all heard about the Katy Perry/Tim Tebow rumors, but Tim Tebow wasn’t feeling the Smurf hair. It’s now being reported that he and Taylor Swift might be dating! Page six reports that Tebow chatted with Swift at a pre-Oscars bash on Friday night. The pair then went on a little dinner date Monday night at Toscanova Italian restaurant in Century City, this according to the website ‘clevvertv.com’

“After dinner, he walked her out. Then he walked back in to join two other people. I think they may both have been with their agents.” a source told the website.

That certainly would be an interesting couple. It seems like they could work, too! That is until Taylor Swift reveals herself as the crazy/needy chick she really is — and then Tim Tebow will dump her ass through a text. Taylor Swift will cry for weeks and then write a horrible song about him!

Tebow
You cheated on me with that ho’
Never again will I trust you
Silly me…
I thought our love was true

I fell for the star quarterback
Never again will I make a mistake like that
Yeah, I caught him sleeping around
I’d like to throw him in water and watch him drown.

Aw, a true love story! I smell a hit single and a lot of money! Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow: New Couple? Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow: New Couple? Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow: New Couple?

 

Katy Perry vs. Madonna — Who Bra’d It Better?

Katy Perry and Madonna are both pop princesses, but that’s pretty much where their similarities end — other than the fact that they are both going through personal problems and they both looked scrumptious in their bras on their new cover ads. Madonna posed in a provocative black cut out bra for her new single Girl Gone Wild while Katy rocked a bejeweled brassiere for the March issue of Interview Magazine.

Katy Perry was nearly unrecognizable on Interview Mag’s cover, her beauty unbelievable in it’s intensity. Katy looked well for a woman who only announced her divorce two months ago. Plus, it only got worse for her when her estranged husband Russell Brand made his first public appearance with his new GF Oriela Medellin Amieriro. But, Katy’s new break up anthem, ‘Part of Me,’ is climbing the Billboard charts — which should definitely put a smile back on her face.

You may think that there would be no way that fifty-three year old Madonna could hold her own next to the beauty that is Katy Perry, but she honestly looked stunning. But, her personal life has been a mess as well. Not only has she had to face Elton John’s wrath, but she’s also gotten hell from Girls Gone Wild — oh, you know the one — mogul Joe Francis who thought that her new single Girls Gone Wild was a BIT too similar. He sent a cease and desist letter and Madonna ended up backing down, changing the name of her new single to GIRL Gone Wild. Nevertheless, personal problems or not, she still looked un-freakin’-believable!

Yes, back to the boobs. Did Katy’s dark allure win out? Or did Madonna’s age defy nature, putting her on top of the beauty scale? What do you think — who bra’d it better?

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Hollywood, Then and Now

I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years since my senior year in High School.  I knew back then that when we gathered for the reunion,  we would probably need a few name tags to identify one another.  Generally we’ve all changed to a certain degree,  but at the 20 year mark,  we’ve all changed to the point where it would deem necessary the use of name tags.  I walked into a grocery store the other day and saw a Facebook friend of mine that I had not seen since high school and didn’t recognize him.  I wonder how many other people I’ve seen out and about and didn’t make the connection.  I know some of us have lost our hair, gained some weight, grew some facial hair (and that’s just the women) even came across a few, “HOLY Sh*t!  WTF happened to you?”  moments.  All in all in the end,  it’s always good to see an old friend. 

Even though we didn’t have any celebrities from our class,  I wonder even if we did, would I even recognize them?  I’m glad that I treated people kindly, the same way that I do now, cause you never know when you will run into a ‘blast from the past’.  Imagine if you were the guy in H.S that dated Octo-mom with thoughts of one day raising a family.  Imagine if you were someone that laughed at Bill Gates for being a nerd way back when.  Imagine if you made fun of Angelina Jolie for having big lips.  I find joy in knowing that a few of the ‘unpopular’ kids are now so rich they could buy the venue our reunion will be held in.  I smile from ear to ear when I hear stories of ‘fat’ girls becoming ‘sexy’ movie actresses,  hanging on a poster in your sons bedroom as he tells you to ‘knock’ before you come in.  Gotta love karma.

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Rihanna and Katy Perry at the Grammy Awards 2012

For a long time, it seemed Rihanna and Katy Perry were the best of friends but then something changed. Rihanna didn’t attend Katy’s India wedding to Russell Brand and the two weren’t seen together for quite some time. If these pictures from the 54th Annual Grammy Awards are any indication though, rumors of their friendship ending were greatly exaggerated. Rihanna is, in my humble opinion, one of the most beautiful women in the music industry today with Katy Perry right along side her. I love that Katy stuck to her unique sense of style with the crimped blue hair but also that she wore a lovely dress a little less radical than what she often wears. Rihanna took an entirely different route keeping things surprisingly simple but incredibly classy. Both ladies look absolutely beautiful. I’m glad to see them together again.

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Everything You Need to Know About the Grammys Wrapped Up In a Poem!

Bruce Springsteen opened up the show

L.L. Cool J came out to host

Why? We don’t know.

There was a prayer for Whitney Houston

A very sad moment indeed

But the show must go on…

 

Lady Gaga had a net on her head

It was mildly amusing

And heavily confusing

Bruno Mars and his hair played a tune

Making all the girls in the audience swoon

Does anyone else think he is the perfect shade of brown?

Chris Brown told everyone to turn up the music

But all I wanted to do was turn it down.

 

 

 

Rihanna performed and tried to sell her sex

But when she started dancing she looked like a T-Rex

Foster the People murdered The Beach Boys

Taylor Swift continued to wonder why everyone is so mean

She received a standing ovation and put on her, “I’m so shocked” routine.

 

 

A Smurf came out and performed one of Katy Perry’s songs

The Band Perry was freaking creepy and their hair was just wrong

Glen Campbell

A true cowboy graced the stage

He still rocked the joint

And said a big “F**k You” to old age.

 

 

Bon Iver won a well-deserved Grammy

Jennifer Hudson showed off her beautiful voice

And everyone in the building rejoiced

Oh and before I say farewell

I should probably tell you about Adele

She won all six awards she was nominated for

Including album of the year

I am not sure how to end this poem

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Russell Brand: It’s Cool, Katy, Keep Your 20 Mil

Apparently, that’s exactly what Russell has told his estranged wife, Katy Perry, when he had his lawyer file final divorce papers yesterday — though the divorce won’t actually be finalized until June 30th, due to a six month waiting period.

And that twenty million is no joke. Forbes mag reported that Katy Perry raked in a whopping $44 million from May of 2010 to May of 2011. Due to the fact that Katy and Russell’s was a whirlwind romance turned marriage, neither of them thought to draw up that little thing called a prenup. Because of this, Russell is entitled to an astounding twenty million dollars per the community property rights of marriage.

According to a close source, ‘This divorce is as amicable as it gets, and Russell was a mensch (Yiddish for a good person).’ Russell says he doesn’t want a dime from Katy — which is either pretty freakin’ chivalrous… or pretty damn stupid. What do you think?

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Katy Perry picks a football theme in Indiana

So the Super Bowl happened Sunday. Apparently that involves football so Katy Perry’s choice of stage attire for the Direct TV Super Saturday Night Concert in Indiana makes sense. I’m not a sport person. It’s not because I’m a girl. My mother is also a girl (clearly) and is a sports fanatic. I know lots of ladies that are into sports. I just don’t happen to be one of them. Judging by these pictures, Katy is as well. Good on her. I think Katy always looks stunning and she looks like she really knows how to put on an entertaining show. Perhaps the powers that be should consider her for the Half Time show next year. I hear this year’s didn’t go so well.

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Blue haired Katy Perry filming an Adidas commercial

So I suppose I have to mention Katy Perry’s impending divorce from Russell Brand. There, I’ve mentioned it. Let’s move on. I think Katy is an absolutely adorable young woman that is complete, one hundred percent in control of her public image and how she wants people to see her. She can play up the sex appeal when she wants to but she can also play it down and look like the cute girl next door. She can be edgy. She can be outrageous and, as these photos of her filming a commercial for Adidas show, she can be just another normal girl working out. Sure she has blue hair but a lot of people like to play with their hair color. When I was in my teens, I used to dye my hair all sorts of crazy colors just to change things up. I love Katy and wish her nothing but continued success.

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Katy Perry Caught Kissing Another Guy! (pictures inside!)

Okay, so the headline might have been a little misleading. She was pictured kissing a guy…but it was just a lucky fan at one of her concerts. Katy performed in Indonesia Thursday night and her recent divorce seemed to be the last thing that was on her mind. In the pictures you can see that she brought up a very lucky shirtless fan on stage and gave him a kiss. He also can be seen kissing her hand. Perhaps she is trying to show Russell Brand that she will and can go on without him. However, there still appears to be some tension between the two. There are reports that Katy Perry is worried Russell Brand will write a tell-all book about their marriage. Rumors are going around that Russell is planning on writing a third memoir. As some of you know, Russell has already put out two autobiographies, “My Booky Wook and My Booky 2.” (yes those are actually the names of the books.) A source tells Us Weekly that, “Katy is insulted and feels betrayed that Russell has treated her so poorly. She will never forgive him. Ever.” No word on whether or not he already has a title for the third book, but I have come up with a few suggestions for him. “I Kissed Katy Perry and Hated It” “My Booky 3 (Scratch ‘N Sniff Version: It reeks of Alcohol.” “Russell Brand: The Man Under Katy Perry.” “Brussels Sprouts” If you have any titles you think he could use, leave a comment below.  
 

Katy Perry Tops “Celebrity Hall Pass List”

According to a poll put out by AshleyMadison (a website that helps you cheat on your spouse) Katy Perry is number one on the “Hall Pass” list. The poll asked over 25,000 subscribers which celebrity you would most want to cheat on your wife with. Last year the same poll was put out and Jennifer Aniston topped the list, she has now dropped down to #5, I am not sure how she will go on after finding out that horrible news. She’ll probably need a shoulder to cry on…call me. Here is the survey’s top 10 1. Katy Perry 2. Rihanna 3. Mila Kunis 4. Salma Hayek 5. Jennifer Aniston 6. Scarlett Johansson 7. Sofia Vergara 8. Blake Lively 9. Kim Kardashian 10. Sarah Palin Obviously Sarah Palin is the one who jumps out at you. Who knew people were still fantasizing about her? It’s a little bit disturbing. Maybe it’s the danger involved with it because you know her husband would shoot you if he found out. You know they probably have a lot of guns in their house. Most people stock up on canned goods, the Palin’s stock up on rifles. The rest of the list looks good to me, though. However, I’d replace Rihanna and Katy Perry. I think Rihanna would give you more bang for your buck.
 

Tim Tebow and Katy Perry? New Couple?

Russell Brand is old news! Apparently Katy Perry’s parents have already started to think about potential lovers for their daughter. Their first choice? Tim Tebow. Of course they want her to date Tim Tebow! Because, you know Katy Perry is such a great Christian and all, give me a break. Her parents do know that she is one of the biggest sluts and hypocrites around, right? Sources told OK! Magazine that Katy has mentioned on more than one occasion how much she likes Tim. The source also says, “Katy’s mom firmly believes the best cure for heartache is to quickly fall in love…in her mind, Tebow is the perfect guy for her daughter. He’s handsome, charming, intelligent and above all, a good Christian.” And, apparently Katy’s parents want Katy and Tim to meet at their church. So, we’ll see if this story goes anywhere. They could end up falling in love, or there might be nothing at all to this story. However, I think this story has some traction, just because Katy’s parents seem to think their daughter is some perfect angel. They probably are crazy enough to think that Tim Tebow would be her perfect match. If any of you want to see Katy Perry being a good Christian check out the video below!
 

Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like — 1/10/12

Hello there, my junkie friends! I’m back for the third time with the Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like! So… let the fun begin!!! Dr. Conrad Murray, as we all know, was found guilty for causing the legend Michael Jackson’s death because it was he who prescribed the medication Propofol to the star. Now, Dr. Murray is basically being sued in a civil court by MJ’s fam for $100 million dollars. But, Dr. Murray is saying that he may have prescribed lethal meds to Michael, but it was Michael himself who administered the medication and therefore MJ is responsible for his own death. You know what? I agree. Just because a celebrity is a celebrity and they get whatever they want from whoever they want doesn’t make them any less responsible for their own actions. That Dr. was WRONG, but in the end, it was Michael who was responsible for his own actions — that’s what being an adult is all about. Enough with the heavy… So, do you guys remember that mega WWE star named Stone Cold Steve Austin? Yes, I figured you would. Well, those who are WWE fans — and even those who aren’t — will remember his saying ‘Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!’ Well, TMZ caught up to Stone Cold and asked him if he would consider relinquishing his hold over the numbers to Tim Tebow. After finding out that Tebow threw a … miraculous… 316 yards in this last game, Stone Cold said that he would gladly give them up… if Tebow could do it again. Wow… so now, 3:16 isn’t associated with its original place, but with the saying of a WWE wrestler and now a football player?! Okay… I’m not going there… Baby Blue Ivy has been taken home! Beyonce and Jay-Z took their multi-million dollar bundle of joy to their multi-million dollar Manhattan apartment. Something you may not have known? At least part — or even most of — that million dollars was spent on renovation to the hospital itself! This included a swanky — and of course, private — recovery area, as well as a damn bulletproof door for Beyonce’s room!!! All of this for a three day stay! Wow… Kelly Rowland, former member of the Beyonce led group Destiny’s Child, stopped by the Lucky Wang baby boutique. For what exactly? To buy baby Blue Ivy a green Bob Marley onezie of course. That. is. just. stupid! You wanna know the really sad thing? I bet that scrap of material probably cost her — not just one — but a couple pretty pennies. As my friend and fellow Daily Fix author, Zachary Row reported to you all a few days ago, Russell Brand was Banned from the People’s Choice Awards. Why? Because, they didn’t want Katy Perry to feel uncomfortable around her estranged husband. Yeah… like that building’s not big enough for the two of them. But, no worries now, because Katy Perry has announced that she won’t even [...]
 

Russell Brand is BANNED from People’s Choice Awards

In a surprising move the People’s Choice Awards showed that it really shouldn’t be called the “People’s Choice” after they made the decision to ban Russell Brand. The reasoning behind the madness is to protect Katy Perry, they don’t want any confrontations. And, since it will be “Katy’s big night” they decided that Russell would be the one left out, according to a source who talked with The Mirror. That is some bullshit. You mean to tell me they can’t trust two adults to be in the same big ass building together? They probably won’t even see each other. I mean, what do they think will happen? Honestly. Do they think Russell Brand will jump on stage while Katy is on there, and start dick slapping her on stage? I just don’t understand their reasoning. They are adults; they should be able to act like adults for a few hours. It’s like your family Thanksgiving. You don’t want to see half of those douche bags, but you do it because you have to! You don’t say, “Yeah, unless someone bans Uncle Larry, you won’t see me up in this bitch.” What is that? I am giving two big thumbs down to the People’s Choice Awards and two big thumbs up to Lucky Charms because that cereal is freaking delicious.
 

Katy Perry didn’t want to be the one that filed for divorce?

According to sources connected with TMZ, Katy Perry and Russell Brand knew their relationship was going downhill a few months ago, but didn’t want to give up without trying. However, things never got any better with both sides feeling like, “it wasn’t there.” Sources go on to tell TMZ that Perry and Brand were both on board with the divorce, but they didn’t want to be in town when the papers were filed. That is why we saw pictures of her in Hawaii and pictures of him in England. Here is the really confusing part, though. Supposedly Katy didn’t want to be the one that filed for divorce because her parents are evangelical Christians. She didn’t want to disappoint them, since she was raised to believe that divorce was “wrong.” That is the most insane thing I have ever heard. Not the part where Christians think divorce is wrong; the part where Katy Perry thinks THAT would be the thing that disappoints her parents. I am sure her parents raised her and taught her that shooting icing out of her boobs was wrong…no? Or, is that completely fine? All the party pictures of Katy touching on other girls? They are completely approving of that? I’m just a little confused here. Either the source is wrong, or Katy Perry is the most fake person ever. She cannot possibly be that oblivious. It’s just that her boobs make her all that money, so she can just forget about that one little sin. Give me a break. I can’t believe I am siding with Russell Brand on this. I mean, I’d still love to have sex with Katy Perry, but the urge has gone down quite a bit.
 

Russell Brand and Katy Perry are getting a Divorce!

Well, I (along with a lot of other people) called it a few days ago. It was quite obvious that their marriage was headed downhill and now we have confirmation. Brand has filed for divorce; he filed for divorce in LA and cites, “irreconcilable differences.” Which is a nice way of saying, “I hate this fucking bitch.” They got married back in October of 2010, so they lasted just over a year. That is like…10 years in Hollywood? So, congrats. While other gossip sites were reporting that the couple was fighting and claiming their argument consisted of just a few “fuck yous” I was probably closest to how their argument really went down. You can view that article here http://www.thedailyfix.com/2011/12/28/katy-perry-single/ So, there you have it folks. Katy Perry is now a single gal and we all still have no shot with her. But, maybe this will give us more pictures of her in slutty outfits and stuff. That is what girls do after they break up with someone, right? Try to make them jealous by looking like a hot little slut. God bless you women.   By the way…Russell Brand has released a statement saying… “Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.” Yeah…right.
 

The Best of 2011

I know everyone is doing these, “Hottest ___ of the year” or something very similar. So, I debated for awhile whether to even post something like this. I decided I would do it, but it has to be a little different from all the rest. Instead of just finding some hot pictures and claiming they are the “hottest” of the year, I am going to break everything down into categories. And, I am not limiting the pictures to just this year. The categories are: Best ass, best boobs, best legs, best GIF, and best MILF of the year. If you don’t agree with the people who won, let me know in the comments who you would have put! First up… Best Ass: This was a hard one for me (no pun intended) I take some pride in knowing a good ass when I see one. However, the ass is very tricky. Some people like REALLY big ones and some people like REALLY small ones, you can never really please everybody. So, I just went with the ass I liked the best, I mean it is my list. The best ass is… Of course it had to Rihanna! You all should know that she is one of my favorites and it has a lot to do with her ass. Enjoy all the pictures of her fine ass below in the gallery.   Best Boobs: Oh, man. There are a lot of celebrities who have very nice boobs, so this was a very difficult choice. I looked at a lot of boobs and I mean a lot. But, I have decided on… Katy Perry, I kind of gave it away with the featured image, but oh well! I know, there are people out there screaming, “WHAT ABOUT SOFIA VERGARA OR SALMA HAYEK…etc.” but this is my list and I happen to enjoy Katy Perry’s fun bags a lot.   Best Legs: This was probably the easiest choice out of all the categories and I’d hope that a lot of you agree on this one. Stacy Keibler! She has the best legs.  Just think about how much it must rock to be George Clooney.   Best GIF: This was also a hard category. There were a ton of GIFs to choose from, and there were a lot of hot GIFs that included porn stars. However, since this is a celebrity list, I decided to go with the safe, but ever so hot choice. A pair of Kate Upton GIFs! I couldn’t choose between the two, so they both win. You got the back and you got the front…party time! Be careful, once you look at them, it’s hard to look away.   Best MILF: Last but not least, the MILF category. There have been a lot of pictures of hot celebrity moms lately, it’s been insane. Every week now there is a new MILF out in a bikini. But, to me the hottest of them all is… I had to include Sofia Vergara [...]
 

Katy Perry might be single Soon?

“YES! YES! YES!” was my first reaction when I heard reports that Katy Perry and Russell Brand were having trouble. Then, I realized even if she was single, I would have no shot at her, so “NO! NO! NO!” was my second reaction.  Enough about my hopeless dreams, though. Let’s get to the juicy details… Here is what we know. We know Katy Perry and Russell Brand spent Christmas thousands of miles apart, and we know there are a lot of reports saying that they are having trouble. One report from the Us Weekly claimed they had a massive fight before Christmas. A source close to the couple told the Us Weekly, “They had a massive fight. She was like, ‘Fuck you. I’m going to do my own thing’ the source said that Brand replied with his own, “Fuck you.” Which supposedly led to Katy spending Christmas in Hawaii, while Brand was still back in England.  Apparently they had plans to spend Christmas together, but they all went to shit when the fight happened. Now, to me that argument sounds completely fake. I think they are having trouble, but I highly doubt the argument when anything like that. This is my best guess at how the argument went… It took place over the phone Katy Perry: Russell, I am so excited to come and see you for Christmas! Our schedules have just been so busy and now we finally get some free time together. Russell Brand: Lollipops and rainbows, yeah? Katy Perry: What did you say, babe? Russell Brand: Lollipops and fucking rainbows, floating around, yeah? Katy Perry: Um…what? I don’t understand. Russell Brand: Are you fucking deaf, darling? I said rainbows and lollipops. Katy Perry: RUSSELL! ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN? YOU TOLD ME YOU STOPPED! Russell Brand: Fuck you, okay? I’m not drinking…not right now at least. I’m playing with our cat. Katy Perry: We don’t even have a cat. Russell Brand: Well, it sure looks like a cat to me. What do you suppose it is then? A dog that looks a lot like a cat? Now that I think about it, I did hear something barking earlier. Katy Perry: You know what? I am spending Christmas in Hawaii where I can show off my big boobs. Russell Brand: Well, alright then. I’ll look for the pictures online, so I can jerk off to them a bit later. Katy Perry: Jerk. The end.
 

The Spank Bank for 12/26/11

The Spank Bank is back! I apologize for the little Christmas prank yesterday, but you shouldn’t be adding to your Spank Bank on Christmas! However, Christmas is over and it’s time to start looking at some babes again. First up… Kimora Lee Simmons: Apparently she is a reality star, mother of three and CEO of a fashion empire. Who knew? Not me, but here she is on a beach in Miami showing off her still sexy body. I think she should retire the belly button ring, though. Chloe Sims: Here is Chloe Sims wanting you to remember that she has really huge breasts. It’s a good thing she has big boobs because she isn’t getting anywhere with her face alone. Bar Refaeli: We all should know who she is by now and we should all know that she is incredibly beautiful. She was nice enough to show us a picture of her chilling in a bikini in Brazil. I’ve never wanted to be a straw so bad in my life. Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale: They were hanging out after doing some Yoga or something. Vanessa is one of my favorites because she still looks hot, even without trying. She looks like a complete mess, but you’d still want to put your mop in her bucket. Katy Perry: Yay! I love looking at Katy Perry’s boobs. They look so comfortable, like you could just lay on them forever. She should come out with a pillow line, it’d be a mold of her breasts stuffed with feathers. I’d buy 50 of them.
 

The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — Christmas Edition!!!

Welcome back to The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly!!! From our family of Daily Fixers to yours, we wish you a very Merry Christmas!!! Now, let’s see who scored The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly today, shall we? The Good — Well, it seems that Kim Kardashian was in the giving mood this Christmas Eve, posting a racy and lacy Twit Pic for all of her followers. This chick has been in trouble like twenty times… just this week!!! Ever since she announced her upcoming divorce, people have been ALL over Kim Kardashian’s ass. You think maybe she figures if she posts a pic with some tits and ass that everyone will forgive her? Hmm… I dunno. But, hey… at least she’s not wearing fur… The Bad — Ahhh… The biggest fashion faux pas of them all… and it was a model who did it!!! Who and what am I talking about, you ask? Well, along with many other celebs, Welsch model Imogen Thomas Twitpic’d her Christmas morning for all the world to see. The problem? She’s holding three wine bottles and WEARING A FUCKING ONEZIE!!! What. The. Fuck! was she thinking?!?!? The Fugly — Oh, how it pains my heart to do this, but it must be done. Do you even recognize that person up there on the right side of that pic? No? I didn’t either. Looks like a sexually confused boy, doesn’t it? Well, it’s not. It’s Katy FUCKING Perry!!! Yeah, that’s what I said! Katy Perry released a behind the scenes look into her video for The One That Got Away where she had to be transformed into an old lady to portray the lost love theme of the song. But, it wasn’t the old and wrinkled Katy Perry that was shocking, it was the make-up free Katy Perry that shocked us all! She seriously looks like a pre-pubescent boy!!! It’s sad isn’t it? Lady Gaga made the list yesterday and now Katy Perry?!?! Who will we see on the Fugly list tomorrow?! Kate Fucking Upton?!?!?!?   Hmmm… tune in tomorrow and we’ll find out!
 

Rihanna is going to Rehab? Katy Perry to the Rescue? OH NO!

I hope the following news isn’t true. I’d hate for Rihanna to go into rehab for a few months, how would we get hot pictures of her? I doubt they allow slutty outfits and cameras into rehab facilities. A source told Star magazine the following… “Katy begged Rihanna to take some time off and get therapy. Rihanna’s been running on empty. And rather than resting, she’s drinking and clubbing until the early hours of the morning. Rihanna’s been self-medicating with booze ever since her split [with Chris Brown], and it’s not getting better. She calls Katy in tears, saying how down she is and that her life’s controlled by her label. She just wants a loving boyfriend. Russell Brand, a recovering addict himself, has expressed concern. “He told Katy that she had to step in because Rihanna is on a very slippery slope.” The source goes onto say Rihanna agrees she needs to stop because she doesn’t want to be the next Amy Winehouse. Well, that is kind of sad, huh? Not the story, but the fact that all I got out of it was an awesome Katy Perry and Rihanna lesbian fantasy. I am a bad person. Rihanna, don’t ever stop giving us sexy pictures to stare at. If you have a drinking problem, please get it under control. Don’t jeopardize your hotness. Examples below…
 

Katy Perry Lookin’ Prego Yet Again!

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For the second time in as many weeks, Katy Perry makes yet another showing looking prego. On November 6th, Katy appeared at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast, Ireland with pink hair and a very pronounced baby bump!

Now, that certainly could’ve been due to bad camera angles, a bad costume fitting, or even bloating. But when she performed to a sold-out crowd at Madison Square Gardens on November 16th for one of her last shows on her California Gurls Tour, Katy yet again appeared to be sporting a fat belly.

Whether she really is pregnant or not, one thing’s for sure… Girl’s gettin’ BIG! But it’s the proportion of the weight that tells the tale: big boobs and a big belly= PREGNANT! And the simple fact that sources are now saying that she is “taking time off to work on her family” proves that something is up. But whether or not the rumors are true, Katy needs to know one thing: Silver is not your color, chica!

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.11.2011)

This Marc Jacobs perfume ad featuring 17-year old Dakota Fanning has been banned for “sexualizing children”.

Don’t know what to laugh at first. Madonna actually believing she can play director and hold a camera without it spontaneously bursting into flames or that she looks younger than the 30-year old actress who plays in her movie thanks to photo-shop.

Katie Holmes’ sad, well, everything is also brushed away thanks to the airbrushing fairies.

Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman have been inflating their lips with baby seal fat again.

Anna Friel is the naked Santa in the British Tatler.

Blake Lively and Oprah brought their cleavages to the Versace at H&M event in NYC last night. The first makes the world look better and the second just makes me want to microwave a sweet potato with a topping of cheese and beans.

Selena Gomez is already taking lessons from Lindsay Lohan in the art of subtle hookery.

Katy Perry and Russell Brandt making out at the LAX arrival terminal.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt continuing their humanitarian efforts in Tokyo while at the same time they’re being sued for firing a secretary because she has an illness that forced her to take too many sick days off.

Kristie Brinkley looks amazing for a 57-year old. Does she also eat newborn placenta for breakfast?

Christina Aguilera is now reduced to game launch appearances. Geeks worldwide rejoice!

Megan Fox looks like she’s been sleeping under a bridge the last few days. The wrath of Michael Bay can do that you.

Demi Moore is really not making an appealing case for why Ashton Kutcher should permanently forgo sex with pretty young things who are still alive.

And now the world’s oldest supermodel. At age 80, Carmen Dell’ Orefice (no seriously, that’s her name) is now modeling at runway shows because Bernie Madoff stole all her savings. Right after she plucks her beard and puts crazy glue on her hip joints. True story.

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.26.2011)

Courtney Stodden should take lessons from Shauna Sand on how to not get kicked from a pumpkin patch. “You make sure you always bring kids with you and when you flash your beaver be respectful to the pumpkins.”

Chaz Bono continues to slowly kill America with his creepy flat man-boobs.

Marilyn Manson started eating children early for Halloween.

Robin Williams just got married, which means we now have to be subjected to old folk make-out (in Paris).

Katy Perry’s crotch is trying to bring seizures about with its strobe lights.

Olivia Wilde going to her first directorial movie “Free Hugs”. I’m guessing she’s in need of a hug…or a fondle?What? Am I reading that slit wrong?

JLo’s youngest less attractive, less rich, less young-looking sister would like to sink those chompers in that Versace-clad back wouldn’t she?

Geri Halliwell wore that to support George Michael at his concert. “Thanks Geri. Now I’m assuming there’s a penis tucked underneath, otherwise I’ll have to return it. Tag’s still attached?”

Michelle Obama, really, really wants to eat that worm.

Denise Richards enjoying the new house Charlie Sheen bought for her.  “Charlie is the best father anyone could have. And his hookers are very nice and descent people, we’re all going to a picnic of love next week. God I love my new driving range!!!”

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So this is what Katy Perry is doing when Russell Brand is not around

Katy Perry and Russell Brand have an amazing marriage. And by amazing we mean he’s allowed to use his magic flute to lure women into fornicating with him and then hold his hand as he cries in their bossom and blames it all on his addicted willy, and she’s allowed to throw around her ass and giant tits regardless of the time and place (hm, like at a kid’s movie premiere). So here is Katy Perry in Rio, Brazil where she supposedly went to perform at some music festival in some sort of a bar at around 3am following marriage protocol down to the last detail.

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Katy Perry in Maxim photoshoot

I know Katy Perry is a touchy subject for some of this site’s regular visitors. Some of you love her and some of you hate her. I fell under the first category. I would have babies with Katy Perry. The fact that I also have a serious crush on her husband, Russell Brand, doesn’t hurt in the least. Posing for Maxim again, Katy shows off all of the things that make her so appealing – her killer body, her doll face and a little bit of that feisty personality that I love so much. She is no shrinking violet. There are so many different Katy’s – the sexy girl next door Katy, the adorable but alluring Katy, the bizarre look at me Katy and the take charge, ass kicking Katy – that she is always interesting. You never know which Katy will appear when you see photos of her and I love that more than anything else. This is a girl that loves to have fun and isn’t afraid to have a little fun with how the public perceives her. Gutsy and bold, Katy is the girl I wish I could be.

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Blond Katy Perry upskirt shot

She went from gorgeous raven hair to so-so red and now on to lovely blond. I have to admit I wasn’t a fan of the red hair on Katy Perry, but I could really get behind the blond. It works for her. I think she looks adorable here at The Smurfs premiere in New York and I love the little Smurf dress. Sure it’s cheesy and over the top, but that’s what Katy Perry is all about. The dress is perfect for her. It’s got personality and it fits her beautifully. The fact that it provided a great upskirt shot is just an added bonus. I love Katy. I think she’s adorable and I love getting to see pictures of her all done up. Candids are nice, but I like glam Katy more.

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Katy Perry Flashed Her Ass at The Smurfs Premiere

Here is Katy Perry attending The Smurf premiere in NYC on Sunday, where she proudly showed off her character Smurfette in sparkling sequins on the front of her dress…oh and she also proudly showed off her lovely ass, becuase, well it was a kids event, and kids love ass… “I’ll teach them to invite me to these f ‘n kids events”

I’ll tell you one thing, I’d like to smurf her smurf with my smurf. Then she’d have to de-smurf her smurf with a coathanger.

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Katy Perry candid pics from Miami

Had these pictures not been labeled as Katy Perry, I’m not sure I would’ve recognized her. Not sure how that’s so considering one of Katy’s most recognizable features – her cleavage – is on full display here. All the same, I have to admit that although I love Katy, candid shots of her can be a bit of a mixed bag. Sometimes she looks awesome, other times she always looks like any other girl. These pictures are sort of a combination of both. Here in Miami, Katy is looking pretty good but I’m not sure she would really stand out from most of the other girls on a typical Miami beach. With that said, that’s actually something I find appealing about Katy. She can really glam it up when she needs to, but when it’s time to relax, that’s just what she does. Love Katy and love her down to earth attitude.

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Recent pics of a Katy Perry performance

I know Katy Perry takes a lot of guff for her often revealing stage attire, but I don’t really see the big deal. Katy is a grown woman. If she wants to show a little t & a that’s her right and I’m fine with it. I love the pictures and I love that she at least has fun with it. She isn’t hung up on looking like a sexpot all the time. Her stage costumes have a little bit of personality at least and I appreciate that. I have seen far younger girls than her (Miley Cyrus and Taylor Momsen come to mind) wearing clothes that are just a provocative as Katy. I have a much bigger problem with those girls hitting the stage in next to nothing because they’re just girls. They’re not adults. Is Katy a bad role model? Perhaps, but she’s no worse than any of the other women out there in popstar land who do the same thing. Here at the UCF Arena in Orlando, Katy looks like she’s having fun and she looks good while she’s doing it. No complaints from me there.

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Katy Perry’s ‘California Dreams Tour’ in Duluth

Katy Perry really knows how to put on a show and definitely knows what her audience wants. With tons of bright, sexy costumes and tons of stage presence, Katy took her “California Dreams Tour 2011″ to Duluth and delivered another memorable night for her fans. While I know Katy isn’t really everyone’s cup of tea, I love the girl. She might make typical pop music and she might use her body to sell that typical pop music, but she somehow manages to be unique and stand out from the crowd. She doesn’t go quite as over the top as Lady Gaga but she definitely gives Gaga a run for her money. Katy’s a sexy girl and her confidence shines, but when she’s not on stage, you get the feeling that, despite her wishes, she really is just ‘one of the boys’.

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Katy Perry photo shoot candids

Katy Perry and her incredible boobs took to a rooftop in Miami for what promises to be a sexy photo shoot if these candid shots are any indication. I some of you disagree with me on this one, but I honestly believe Katy is one of the sexiest women in music but it has more to do with her attitude and her personality than her physical appearance. She has fire. She has heat. She has guts and I like that. A woman has to be pretty special to tame a man like Russell Brand and I think Katy managed beautifully although who knows what goes on behind the scenes. All the same, I love Katy and am happy to see her continuing to do well when so many initially wrote her off as a one hit wonder.

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Candid voyeur shots of Katy Perry

Let us now observe the wily Katy Perry in her natural environment – wearing what appears to be underwear and lounging around outside without a stitch of makeup on. I have to say, and I know people will disagree with me here, that she looks pretty darn good for not having an makeup on and without her hair all professionally done. I like seeing this side of Katy although I think she’s much more attractive when she’s all done up for the cameras. I like that Katy looks like a normal girl when she’s just hanging out. She doesn’t have to get all done up to hang out and relax. I’m not sure the photographer shooting these pictures is operating with a full deck, though. Katy is a fiery woman. I wouldn’t want to tangle with her and snapping pictures of her through the bushes is probably a pretty good way to get that started.

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Katy Perry at the Arthur premiere

I know I’ve said this before, but it bares repeating. I love Katy Perry. The only thing I like more than Katy Perry (okay, I like a lot of things more than Katy Perry, but that’s not the point) is Katy Perry and Russell Brand. I get so excited every time I see these two together. A lot of people didn’t expect these two to make it, but I had faith. Am I right in the long run? Likely not. Hollywood couples rarely last. Here at the Arthur Premiere at Cineworld O2 in London, Katy supports her husband by looking super sexy but not completely overshadowing him. I loved the little bum grope. They seem very happy and very sweet together. I hope they last.

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Katy Perry’s Mom Hates Katy’s Breasts

Katy Perry’s evangelical mother, preacher Mary Perry Hudson, is shopping a book about the art of passive-aggressive daughter-shaming. Page Six has obtained a copy of the book which seems to be mostly about Katy’s boobs.

On Katy’s titty being all over the place:
“Katy stepped out from behind the changing doors in a tiny risqué costume. No mother wants to see the top of her daughter’s boobs . . . My first instinct was to order her back behind those doors and demand she put something else on . . . However, I had no problem letting my eyebrows say what I wouldn’t allow my mouth to utter.”

On Katy’s first hit:
“I recognized the psalmist gift in her performance. Yet she sang out, ‘I kissed a girl, and I liked it,’ while thousands joined her. One part of my heart soared . . . the other part broke for the thousands of hungry souls being fed something that didn’t nourish their spirit, but fed their flesh.”

On what she wants Katy to become:
“[A worship leader] a Kathryn Kuhlman type of healer.”

On how she’s going to market the book despite all that stuff:
“Fans of Katy Perry and Russell Brand will flock to the bookstores to snatch up a copy . . . either through curiosity or obsession, to get a glimpse of their stars through Mary’s eyes.”

Look, it’s a troubled world. With war tearing the Middle East apart and the largest nuclear disaster since Chernobyl destroying one of the most advanced economies in the world, we need somewhere to turn in times of worry and fear.  Haven’t we all had that feeling? That existential terror that accompanies every terrible, senseless tragedy in this cruel and capricious world? The idea that this disaster might actually be the one to light the atmosphere on fire, or spread the red haze of war so far across the face of the earth that neither we nor our loved ones will be safe from the blood-red tide? I know I have. These are bad times.

And in these bad times, my friends, it’s important to have something bigger than ourselves to look to for comfort. No, not just important – necessary. Today, right now, we as a nation, as a complex network of interwoven civilizations need to know that there is a strong goodness in the world – a beacon, if you will, of steadfast firmness and pulchritude, of enveloping, motorboatable warmth before which we can stand erect, our heads held high. What is this beacon, you ask? Oh, my brothers and sisters, it is before you. If you must weep, weep with joy.

It is Katy Perry’s boobs.

Today, and forever after on the Internet, and someday, god willing, in Playboy or in an illicit, grainy cell phone video, they belong to us all. They are our boobs – the whole world’s! – and they will support us if we support them.

Amen.

 

Katy Perry Does her “O” Face for Adidas

By now everyone should know what to expect whenever the name Katy Perry appears in the headline. Hint: It’s tits. Big tits… However! Today, that is not the case it seems. Adidas are foolishly attempting to launch some sportswear line without using any cleavage, but instead have opted for Katy Perry’s sexy mouth face thing. Hopefully these 3 pictures don’t tell the whole story, and Adidas did in fact stick her into a sports bra and shot her running in slow motion.

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