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The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — 1/12/12

Hi there and welcome to The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly! Let’s get to it, because I’ve got something… a bit different for you today. The Good — Ahhhhh… This chick is unbelievably bangin!’ She is truly sexy, and she’s actually got some curves! And OMG, look at those legs!!! However, I have no friggin’ clue who she is. Apparently, Edita Vilkeviciute is a Victoria Secret model, though, which is good enough for me… even though I have no clue how to pronounce her name. But, that matters naught. Check out the sexy-as-hell pic spread in the gallery below and you’ll see what I’m talking about… The Semi-Bad — Yes, you heard me correctly; I said the semi-bad. Why? Because, I just didn’t have the heart to call Lucy Moore ‘Bad.’ When I saw the thumbnail of this girl with all of her glorious curves, I immediately thought ‘THE GOOD!!!’ Then… I clicked on the pic. Dammit! I was SO hoping that the chick the British public voted as Ann Summer’s new Valentine Campaign girl would be hot. Like, if you’re going to broadcast to the whole world that big chicks are sexy too, can you at least make sure that the model is HOT?!?!? This pains me, truly, but I must tell the truth. I love that she won, and I love that she’s a big girl, but — Dammit — WHY ISN’T SHE HOT!!! The Fugly — This one, however, I have no qualms about. I used to LOVE Kelly Osbourne; you know, when The Osbourne’s first came out and she was this foul mouthed, big bitch who spoke her mind and said fuck the world. But… what the hell happened?! I realize that she’s 27 now, but she showed up to the People’s Choice Awards looking more matronly than her 59 year old mother! It’s not just that rag of a dress, but look at that gray hair!!! Look, Kelly, if you’re going to rock the gray look, for FUCK’S sake, don’t look so FUCKING FUGLY!!!
 

Kelly Osbourne voted one of World’s Most Beautiful People. WTF?

article-0-0959651A000005DC-234_468x588Seriously, there’s nothing more to say about this other than what was said in the title. And perhaps that people at People Magazine are drinking the same shit that Ozzy Osbourne is drinking when he sees one of Sharon’s pugs and runs for his wooden crucifix because he thinks its a vampire who came to steal his chicken pies and orange popsicles. Sharooonnn!!!!!!

The list included Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson, Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Robert Pattinson, Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lopez. AND Kelly Osbourne. Did we mention Kelly Osbourne was also in there?

 

Jennifer Lopez crowned

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Jennifer Lopez has been crowned the Style Icon of the Decade. The 41-year-old singer stunned everyone - including herself - as she received the honor at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style awards ceremony last night.

A clearly stunned J.Lo told Us Magazine,

Style Icon of the Decade?! I literally can’t believe it! I am so grateful. It’s an incredible honor! When they told me, I was just like, ‘Really? Oh, my god! That’s so awesome.’ It’s just so great for me, because I really do love fashion, and I have since I was a little girl.

Congratulations to J.Lo! Check out the list of other Hot Hollywood Style winners after the jump.
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Drea de Matteo’s Musical Munchkin

Actress Drea de Matteo had her eyes on her 2-year-old daughter Alabama Gypsy Rose yesterday as the pair, along with dad Shooter Jennings, took in the sights and sounds at the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California (April 16).

Several other famous faces were spotted in the crowd on the opening day of weekend-long music fest, including Kelly Osbourne, Kate Bosworth and Scott Speedman.

 

Kelly Osbourne to pose nude for Playboy?

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This bit of news made us realize Hugh Hefner’s prostate and sphincter are not the only things not working…his eyes have apparently also decided to give up the fight. Because how else can we explain the fact that Hugh is really eager to see Kelly Osbourne’s dimply british ass?

The 24-year-old is believed to be on Hugh’s wish list, along with Megan Fox (which could only work if Megan was featured as the naked cannibal and Kelly the little piglet she was eyeing for as dinner).
But, according to the 83-year-old’s twin girlfriends Kristina and Karissa Shannon (who do the talking for him since he now talks like a stroke victim), Kelly is looking better than ever and would look great in the buff.

They told entertainment site E! Online: “She’s losing weight and she’s blond now…She looks good. I want to see what she looks like naked.”

Yes, we do too…so much so we’ve decided to dunk our penis into hot oil…because that’s how rational this whole thing is…