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Ashley Tisdale, Kaley Cuoco and Others Wear Their Birthday Suits for Allure

Sure, April showers bring May flowers… but they also bring tidings of naked celebrities, with the arrival of Allure’s annual “Look Better Naked” issue. The pictures may be short on actual naughty bits, but if this is the closest we get to seeing Kaley Cuoco (of The Big Bang Theory), Ashley Tisdale (Disney slut), Bridget Moynihan (was in that one movie where Will Smith played a reluctant hero), and Keri Hilson (Umm who? I’m gonna be racist so I’ll just assume some Tyler Perry movie) disrobed in a national magazine, well, we’re okay with that.

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Keri Hilson should probably have put some pants on

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Here’s Keri Hilson performing at Pepsi’s Pre-Super Bowl fan party in Miami last week trying to seduce us with sequins and cellulite. If only she played the game a little better like fellow sufferer Rihanna and went with fishnets we would have been all over this, seeing that we’re suckers and totally buy the illusion of a perfect ass. Now we’re going to go quietly cry in a corner because we just thought of Lady Gaga’s ass in sheer pantyhose and got warm and tingly all over.

 

Knifed Up


LL Cool J hit up the Grammy Nominations concert last night looking like a young, spring chicken…fresh off the botox table.

Drake, Ms. Keri Baby, and Maxwell were in attendance as well:

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