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Starting To Come Apart!: Kourtney Kardashian Screams Curse Words At Paps When Asked “Did Kim And Kanye Get Married?” (Khloe Says YES) [Video]

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian was asked if sister Kim Kardashian got married today and Khloe said yes.

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That Was Quick: Celebs Who Dated For 2 Seconds Before Getting Engaged

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These famous couples wasted no time moving from dating to engaged within a matter of months or even days.

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Kim Kardashian HATES Her ‘Fat’ Baby Mama Body! – Keeping Up with the Kardashians [Video]

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It Wasn’t Me! 10 Celebs Who Claimed Their Twitter Was HACKED [Photo Gallery]


“I was HACKED!” is every celeb’s go-to damage control when caught up in deliciously juicy Twitter beef or controversy over offensive tweets. Whether they were actually hacked or not, we rarely know, but “hacked” celebrity Twitters are usually wildly-entertaining and hilarious.

Here’s a photo gallery of celebs who claimed their Twitter was hacked. Take a look.

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Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian: Filming Family

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are casual and cute in Malibu

Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian were seen with Mason at a school in Malibu, Calif. on Tuesday (July 9). The sisters were there to film a scene for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. At one point Mason – wearing sunglasses – looked antsy in his aunt’s arms.

Unfortunately the day after Khloé’s husband Lamar Odom was involved in a battery and grand theft incident involving a paparazzo.

The incident happened when Odom was asked about a report that he was cheating on his wife. According to the L.A. Times – Odom said, “I would never cheat on my wife, that’s why I wear my wedding ring.”

Then he was seen throwing equipment out of the photographer’s car and placing all his equipment in his own car’s trunk – later throwing it into the street. He also went to another photographer’s car and smashed it with a metal bar. At one point he also stopped to pose with a fan.

Khloé took to her Twitter page to rant.

She tweeted: “wow can’t believe a paparazzi snuck into our gated area and violated our private property!!!!”

She added, “This is the same pap that did a hit and run but my brother and I caught him and he has the nerve to taunt us!!! Be ashamed of your self.”

Later on she said “… the papz!!!!! You … losers!!!!! But shout out to my hubby for posing with the fans! I love my Lam!”

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I Am Not A Big Fan Of Khloe Kardashian

I’m not a Khloe Kardashian fan. I’m not really a fan of any member of the Kardashian family (except Kendall Jenner but I’m not sure I count her as a Kardashian). To me, the Kardashians represent all that is wrong with today’s celebrity culture. No one with the Kardashian name has ever shown any kind of discernible talent, yet you’d be hard pressed to find anyone who hasn’t heard of them. With all that said, I actually really like these photos of Khloe Kardashian at The Today Show in New York. I think she looks fantastic. I love the outfit she’s wearing. It compliments her beautifully and shows off her killer legs. Khloe fan or not, I have to give credit where credit is due and it’s due here. Khloe has made an especially great fashion choice here – or her stylist has at least – and the result is a great set of photos. If this trend continues, I may have to reconsider my position on this particular Kardashian.

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Khloe Kardashian Wants a Future Ball Player!


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There’s literally baby fever in the Kardashian Klan. Kim Kardashian is just weeks away from her due date, Kourtney Kardashian’s wrangling two little ones and now Khloe Kardashian REALLY has babies on the brain.

Khloe exclusively revealed to Hollyscoop that being a basketball wife has made her want a little baby boy real bad. She wants a future ball player!

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Keeping Up with Khloe Kardashian

Celebrity Baby Scoop’s spinoff site, Celebrity Teen Scoop spoke with Khloé Kardashian about her partnership with U by Kotex Generation Know – a unique program that  empowers young girls to take charge of their health and bodies. Khloé also chatted about her exciting gig on the X Factor.

On getting settled into her X-Factor Hosting Gig:

“I have settled into it. I truly love doing X Factor and I love the opportunity. I feel like Simon did not want me to take any hosting training lessons. He wanted me to just be me and he hired me just for my personality, which I love. He took an amazing leap of faith. I feel like at first I was kind of thrown into a lion’s den and I had to fight my way out of it, but I felt like with every show, I was getting better and better and my confidence was getting higher and higher. I love doing it and I am so grateful for the opportunity, and I hope I will continue to do some hosting,” she shared.

Khloe recently opened up about her struggles with fertility.  The hopeful mom is now undergoing fertility treatments. “It’s trial and error.  You get put on hormones and see if they work, and if they don’t, you move to the next step,” she said.

Khloé also gave us the scoop on where she and her famous sisters get their inspirations for their fashion line, her new fragrance line and what’s next on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Read the rest of the interview at CelebrityTeenScoop.

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Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez Land X Factor Hosting Gig

Well, it’s finally official; Khloe and Mario will be co-hosting the X Factor once it goes live in November. The rumors had been out there awhile, but now everything has been signed and it’s all official. Sources say that the people behind X Factor wanted to go safe with the hosts; especially after taking such a big risk on Britney Spears.

TMZ reports that the Khloe deal almost didn’t get done because E! and FOX couldn’t work out a deal that would allow Khloe to appear on both of the networks. X Factor was just about to give up on Khloe, but Kris Jenner came in and saved the day. She allegedly stepped in over everybody involved and made both networks sit down and work out a deal.

Both Khloe and Mario have released statements on their new gigs. You can read them down below…

“Hi loves. I’m sure you’ve been hearing the rumors and I’m SO excited that I can finally confirm the news — I am joining the X Factor as co-host with Mario Lopez. I’m a huge fan of the show so I literally fell over in my chair when I heard that I was being considered for this role.” Khloe wrote on her blog.

Mario Lopez released his own statement and had this to say,

“I’m very excited to be joining The X Factor team. I love the show, and I’ve been a big fan of Simon Cowell and the judges for a long time. Khloe and I have been friends for years and I know we’ll be a great team and have a blast.” the 39-year-old said.

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‘Khloe & Lamar’ Ending After Season 2

Lamar Odom has put his huge foot down and decided that there will not be a season three of, ‘Khloe & Lamar.’ Kris Jenner was believed to be pressuring Lamar to give up professional basketball and focus strictly on becoming a reality TV star.

However, Lamar apparently has different plans. He wants to end the reality show and focus on his NBA career (or what is left of it). Sources say that Lamar is planning on reviving his career. He is going to reside full-time in Los Angeles and work out 24-7 with personal trainers. Odom will still make occasional appearances on, ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ but that’s it.

Well, it’s good to see that he is finally taking his basketball career seriously. It’s too bad he didn’t give Dallas a chance, though. Maybe Dallas will trade him to Charlotte during the off-season, just to piss him off. Khloe & Lamar Ending After Season 2 Khloe & Lamar Ending After Season 2 Khloe & Lamar Ending After Season 2 Khloe & Lamar Ending After Season 2


The Fraudashian Kollection: Photoshop Fail!!!

Chris Rock once said that men lie the most, but women tell the biggest lies. When we women wear makeup — that’s a lie because that ‘ain’t what your face looks like.’ When we wear high heels, that’s a lie because we ‘ain’t that tall.’ And, now, the lies know no bounds.

You can’t even tell if what we’re looking at in advertisements and magazines is real anymore. Technology has improved so much that you can’t be sure that what you’re seeing is even fifty percent real. Photoshopping, aka airbrushing, has been on the rise as of late; even ads by major brands, like CoverGirl, have been BANNED for overusing Photoshop.

And, just like lipsynching is to the music industry, airbrushing is starting to be looked down upon more and more. People have been taking it too far, and that is exactly what happened with the Kardashian’s most recent Kardashian Kollection ad.

The three now infamous sisters — Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe — all stripped down to their favorite Kardashian Kollection swimsuit for the ad. All three looked utterly gorgeous, stunningly perfect… and, maybe, a bit too perfect.

One BIG airbrushing mistake was Kim’s trim tummy; in the shot, Kim boasts a perfect hourglass frame, her tummy tight, her hips full, and her waistline practically nonexistent. The problem with that is that, only a day before the shoot, Kim was photographed in a skintight dress… with her usual curvy figure. The airbrushing is extremely noticeable on Kim; but, on Kourtney, it’s damn near hysterical.

One month ago, on the day of the shoot, Kourtney was photographed by a member of the paparazzi while she was — believe it or not — wearing a swimsuit. The baby bump from her second child is plain to see in the photograph. Yet, in the Kardashian Kollection ad, Kourtney’s baby bump is completely gone, vanishing without a trace. And, no, there’s no way that it was just thoughtful posing. Why is that? Because, Kourtney was shot from the side, her tummy as flat as it was pre-baby.

So, this all boasts the question: does it even matter if ads are airbrushed all to hell… as long as they get their job done?

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Khloe Defends Kim And Quits PETA

3 days ago you got to see Kim get “flour bombed” on the red carpet by some crazy PETA chick.( READ_AND_WATCH_HERE ) The first thing I thought when I saw this was where is Khloe?  Seeing Kim covered in Flour must’ve been so hard for Khloe.  How difficult it must be to see your sister covered in flour and not be able to fry and eat her. 

As you may or may not know, Khloe was a huge supporter of PETA but due to one of their superstar members humiliating her older sister,  it seems she has retracted that support.  On Monday Khloe wrote the following on a blog post, “I’ve been a vocal supporter of PETA for a long time but I have also been very vocal about anti-bullying, so this was a huge disappointment for me. As you all know, I don’t condone violence and bullying and what happened last Thursday was just that. I am absolutely disgusted by their behavior. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and opinions — I personally don’t wear fur but that doesn’t mean I am going to force my views on anyone else, ESPECIALLY by violating them. I am a very proud sister right now, because Kim handled last week’s incident like a champ. She got cleaned up and was back out there in a matter of minutes.”  She also went on to say, “Bullying and harassment is NEVER a solution, and I won’t be a part of any organization that thinks otherwise.”

Good for you Khloe,  good for you.

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Did Khloe Steal the Limelight in the Kardashian’s Topless Jeans Ad?!?!

The Kardashian girl’s new line of denim jeans created for curvacious figures are eye catching enough when you put them on Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe; but, when they decided to spice it up and go topless for the ad… yeah, that was pure genius.

Of course, they kept their modesty by covering their goods with their arms… unfortunately. But, that doesn’t mean that the pictures aren’t sexy as hell, because they are definitely that. Kim posted on her website, ‘Kourt, Khloe and I decided to go natural for our Kardashian Kollection denim shoot with Nick Saglimbeni and pose in only our favorite jeans! What do you think of the pic? I think it’s such a beautiful shot and Khloe and Kourtney both look so stunning! Xo’

Indeed, Kim, it is a beautiful shot. But, it certainly wasn’t what many expected. How is that, you ask? Well, normally it’s Kim’s booty that steals the show in any photo she’s in… but did one sister outshine her? It is entirely possible that, yes, one sister did. And it’s probably not the sister people would automatically think of, either.

Khloe, the Kardashian sister who many believe is the ugly duckling of the bunch, shined brighter than she ever has… and all in the wake of her daddy drama — you remember, right? Where two of her late father’s ex-wives came out to the tabloids saying that Khloe’s father was, in all actuality, not even her biological father. At one point, there was even a rumor that the locked up OJ Simpson was actually Khloe’s father. Mmm, sorry, think not.

Even through all of the controversy, Khloe managed to look unbelievably stunning in all of her shots. But, what do you think, were Khloe’s hot curves and slimmer figure enough to outshine her sisters?

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Lamar Odom Getting Down with Strippers?

Oh, no! Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian seem to have a great marriage, at least better than Kim’s marriage. But, if the following report is true, then it looks like the marriage might not be as great as we thought. is reporting that Lamar went out to a Washington D.C. strip club with teammates, Shawn Marion and Delonte West. They went to the club Sunday night, the night before they were going to meet the President. A source told RadarOnline that, “Lamar looked to have about 500 one dollar bills in his hand and gave all the money to the dancers through-out the night.” Here is where it gets really interesting. Supposedly he went into a private room with one of the strippers, who looked a lot like Khloe. The source says he was away in the back room for a good amount of time, and by the way, all of this was allegedly taking place while Khloe was back in Dallas. That same night she tweeted, “Thunder in Dallas…And Lammy is in DC. I guess ill cuddle with leopard tonight awww my blankey ” Well, that is certainly interesting. Do I believe it? Perhaps. I’d believe it more if the source didn’t say the stripper looked a lot like Khloe. That is a little hard to believe, I think the source may have embellished just a bit.  Maybe he was out hanging with his boys at a strip club, but was he throwing bills all around and taking strippers back to a private room? Who knows. One thing we do know is that, “Lammy” might be the worst pet name, ever.

Thursday’s Completely Insane Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like — 1/12/12

Happy Thursday, my fellow fixers, which is also 1-12-12. Weird date, don’t you think? That’s probably why we’ve had so many completely insane breaking news stories today! And that’s why I’m bringing them all to you in one single post! So, without further ado, here’s Thursday’s Completely Insane Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like! If you read yesterday’s post, you probably noticed that there was quite a bit of Baby Blue Ivy news. Well, I’ve got some for you today, too! Just… not as much. First off, the investigation from The Health Department has officially been closed as of this morning. Hmph, it’s amazing how powerful some people’s checkbook’s are, isn’t it? With the craziness that went on in that hospital, that investigation should have lasted a little longer than twenty-four hours. A bit fishy, if you ask me. And, I’ve also got a special picture treat for you. The first pics of been released! Of Beyonce’s room… Sorry, that was mean. Rest assured, though, The Daily Fix will definitely be bringing the million dollar Blue Ivy pics to you as soon as the right buyer comes along for Jay-Z and Beyonce. But, I do have the first pics of the swanky, elegant, and absolutely disgusting birthing room for you. Okay, if you’ve ever had a baby, you know that you don’t give a flying fuck how nice the artwork on the walls are or how soft the couch is. You’re screaming and sweating and swearing your ass off, not going, ‘Oh, my, I’m so glad we invested over a million dollars in this room. Didn’t it turn out just beautiful?’ No, and I’m pretty friggin’ positive that Beyonce must be having some buyer’s remorse over paying so much for that room that probably just got covered in all types of bodily fluids. Well, maybe she’s not, but I sure would be. Stupid, just stupid! And moving on — Heather Locklear has been admitted to the ER for a combination of drugs and alcohol. Her sister called 911 at 2:05 pm PST when she feared Heather was in danger. This isn’t the first time Locklear has had an ambulance called. Her doctor once called 911, fearful that she had tried to kill herself by taking too many RX pills. That’s really all of the info I have on it right now, but I’m sure you join me in wishing Heather a speedy recovery… and better judgment! Okay, so Rihanna has kind of pissed me off. Instead of attending the People’s Choice Awards, in which she won the award for Best R&B Singer, she skipped out to go chill at the Heat vs. Clippers game! Now, it would be one thing if she was in a completely different city at the time, but — get this! — the game was going on right across the street from the People’s Choice Awards! Now, that’s just shitty! Obviously, it was the PEOPLE who voted for you, Rihanna, expecting your ass to be there! To me, [...]

Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like for 1/11/12

What’s up, my peeps, and Happy Wednesday!! Khloe Kardashian is suuuuuper pissed! And with good reason. Her ex-stepmom’s, two women who were married to her father Robert Kardashian after he and Kris Jenner split, have recently gone to the tabloids saying that Robert admitted to them both that Khloe was fathered by another man. Hmm… question. How is it that BOTH of these women went to a tabloid at the same exact time? Why… I bet it’s because they planned the shit out. We all know that Khloe is not the spitting image of her father or her two big sisters, but that doesn’t mean that she’s not his biological daughter. I wish I could go into genetics and recessive genes with these idiots, but I don’t think they’d listen to me. There was one person who listened to the older women’s claims, though… Khloe. And she was ticked, as any daughter would be, and went — where else — to voice her opinion? Twitter, of course! Yes, like two sixty something year old women would see your Twitter rant… Anyway, she had this to say: ‘The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are).’ Blue Ivy — The Antichrist!!! Yup, according to a North Carolina CHURCH sign that read Beyonce Had Her Baby, Satan Is On Earth. Wooooow… The pastor of the church actually made a statement to TMZ, saying that he took the sign down immediately after he received numerous complaints from the locals. In a twist of irony, though, the pastor went on the local news claiming that he never told TMZ a thing. This just gets weirder and weirder… Aaaaand, ever more Bey baby blue’s… (okay, not a very good pun, but anywho) A report was just released that an investigator from the Health Department is going to be looking into the complaints from the parent’s that were forced to share the hospital with Beyonce and her million muscle men! We’re not sure how many parents have complained, but apparently, it’s been enough to call in the health department. And, believe it or not, it is illegal to keep a baby from their mother’s breast milk, and trust me, that hospital does not want the La Leche League (the international organization that supports breastfeeding mothers) who have billion dollar pockets on their ass. Having the health department investigating is going to cause enough problems. The investigator gave this comment in reference to the complaints, ‘Whenever we receive a complaint, we look into it. It’s not necessarily an investigation. It could be a review. Most likely in this case, it would be an investigation.’ So, what does that mean? That means that Lennox Hill Hospital has stepped in biiiiig donkey doo… Hmm… it seems our Commander in Chief is a celeb junkie, too. Just a day after infamous pics were [...]

Khloe Kardashian Has a Nipple Slip on Fox & Friends, and Thinks It’s Awesome

If you follow Khloe Kardashian on Twitter (and if you do…may we ask why?), then you’ve doubtless heard all about how she revealed a nipple during a Fox & Friends appearance today (pigs have 8 to 12 nipples so it was inevitable that one or more would pop out).

While wearing a transparent top and no bra she sat there chatting with the hosts for two minutes straight, with her right nipple exposed the whole time. Well now Khloe is quite literally advertising the nip slip on her Twitter, because her last name is Kardashian and they never met a piece of press they wouldn’t trade any and all semblance of shame for:

- Thank God! I f$%king love nipples!!!! “@Wendel817: @KhloeKardashian Your nipple was showing on Fox and Friends. See through tops FTW.”
- I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my twat is fine! “@KourtneyKardash: Her twat is twisted. Has that happened to anyone?”
- My mom just called me saying my nip slip is “all over the internet!” Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?

As far as we can tell, is the most interesting thing that has ever happened on Fox and Friends. (And, coincidentally, the most interesting thing that has ever happened to Khloe Kardashian.)


Khloe Kardashian shows off her bra

Yeah, I’m just gonna put this out there right up front. I don’t find Khloe Kardashian remotely attractive. Not even a little bit. I’m not sure what it is about her I’m not really into, but there’s definitely something that just doesn’t sit right with me. That awful red lipstick and those awful red jeans aren’t doing her any favors. I’ll say this for her though – she does have nice boobs which she seems perfectly fine with showing off outside the Dash store she owns with her sisters. That’s one thing all of the Kardashian sisters seem to have in common – they know how to play up their strengths.

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Kim Kardashian Does a Keg Stand (Video)

Kim Kardashian did a keg stand on her 30th birthday, a totally spontaneous act that had nothing to do with the reality TV cameras present. The ensuing image of America’s foremost nouveau riche glamour girl hoisted upside down frothy beer foam cascading across her heavily painted face, shiny stilettos pointing to the sky, skintight cocktail dress straining to contain an unexpected influx of calories, is of cultural significance, though I’m not sure I have the words for it yet. Something about the American collective subconscious’ desire to subject its sexually desirable females to frat house humiliations, then slap some fake hair and self-tanner on, and place the ensuing silicone-enhanced wretch on a pedestal and shower her with $65 million of riches? Bleakest keg stand ever. Plus I expected Kim to be a lot better at swallowing.


Khloe Kardashian Has Come to Terms With Being a Fat Transvestite

The three Kardashian whores sisters recently sat down with LOVE Magazine for a photo shoot and interview, and among other things, the youngest and the Wookieest of the three talked about the insults that she hears.

“I’m the ugly sister, I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years. It’s horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off.”

Yep, that about sums up the feeling I have about this vulgar foul mouthed Sasquatch. But to answer your question Khloe, yeah, we know… We ARE those people. At least you now have a firm understand­ing of the nature of our relationship.

You know the old saying, if it looks like Chyna from WWF and queefs like Chyna from WWF then… well, you know the rest.


Khloe Kardashian is Ready for the Thunderdome

Khloe Kardashian just posted these photos onto her blog that will be in the upcoming issue of YRB Magazine, if anything that’s one way to hide a double chin. Rumor has it (a rumor I’m starting right now) is she has to wear this mask out in public ever since she mauled a poodle last week when Kim took her for her daily walk. I mean you can’t take any chances right?

Khloe blogged:

Hi my loves. I am so excited to finally be able to share with you my spread in YRB magazine!!! Isn’t it fab?! It’s so different from anything I’ve ever done, which was what made the shoot so fun for me! YRB is known for being very wild and crazy with the content they publish, so I jumped at the chance to work with them! I love experimenting with different looks and this was the perfect opportunity for me to do that.

Khloe, let us know how the oral chastity belt diet works, ok?

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Kate Hudson Has a Baby in Her Belly

Well, I guess we know how famous people have been spending their time during the recent spates of shiteous weather. Making babies, intentionally or not. Not so long ago it was Natalie Portman then just this week Khloe Kardashian got pregnant, then Marion Cotillard, then Owen Wilson…well not him, his girlfriend Jade Duell. If that wasn’t enough Kate Hudson has got herself knocked up too.

According to Us Magazine:

A source confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday, that Kate Hudson, 31, is 14 weeks pregnant with boyfriend Matthew Bellamy’s baby.
“It was not planned, but they are excited and embracing it,” the source reveals to Us.

It’s good that Kate is “embracing” the news, but one day I’d like to see a public announcement more like “Celeb X begrudgingly confirms her pregnancy with many deep sighs; she is willing, but not eager, to gain some weight and give up smoking and drinking for a few months.”

Oh and yes, the father is THAT Matthew Bellamy, as in the singer from Muse, who I used to think was a cool British rocker who played piano like a boss and sang like nobody’s business. I never thought he was capable of dating such a seemingly vapid, untalented woman. I hope I’ll be able to listen to Muse now without remembering the horror that was Bride Wars.

But did you know Kate’s step-mother was “Shirley” from “Laverne & Shirley” BAM! This story just got ten times more interesting… which still ain’t much.


Kim Has a Huge Ass, Khloe is Pregnant and They Are Getting Sued for $75 Million

Right lets get all the Kardashian news out of the way with one post.

Kim Kardashian:

Has a HUGE ASS, you could throw a tailgate party on that ass. She reminds me of a toddler who has worn the same diaper for a week. If it had a flag and a national anthem, that ass would be a country.

Khloe Kardashian:

Is still the ugly Kardashian sister. But now she’s a pregnant, red headed, ugly Kardashian sister

Not even her new red hairdo can distract from swirling rumors that Khloe Kardashian is pregnant. Khloe, wife of Lakers star Lamar Odom, “has been hiding a tell-tale bump behind flowing dresses and oversized handbags,” said one source. Another source speculated that Kardashian and Odom, who have landed their own “Newlywed”-style reality show on E!, “will be followed by the cameras through her pregnancy and as they have their first child.” Asked about a pregnancy, a Khloe rep declined to comment.

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The 3 Kardashian sisters:

Are getting sued for $75,000,000 over their KKKard… No problem, I heard that Kim has big back pockets.

The Kardashian women — Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Kris — are accused of causing more than $75 million in debit card damage … and they never pulled a single card out of their wallets.

The Revenue Resource Group, LLC filed a lawsuit in Fresno, CA claiming the Kardashians breached their contract when they pulled out of a deal to be the faces of a controversial MasterCard-approved prepaid debit card.

Last month the K-ladies claimed they quit the deal because they had no idea the card was loaded with hidden, possibly illegal fees … fees that caused the Attorney General of Connecticut to open an investigation into the card.

Revenue Resource Group claims the sisters signed a two-year deal that they should have honored — and since the fam backed out, RRG has been crushed by a wave of bad publicity.

RRG wants the women to fork over more than $75 mil to make things right.

Source: TMZ

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The Kardashian Sisters Were Pretty Much on Every Magazine Cover Imaginable in 2010

This year you may have asked yourself, who the hell are the Kardashians really? Are they only famous for being famous? And why the hell are the Kardashians on so many magazine covers? A long story short Kim is a slut who likes to play with video cameras and the whole family rode her coattails all the way to Attention Whore Town, oh and they are on so many covers because they sell magazines like none other.

According to WWD sticking a kardashian sister will make your magazine sell like hot cakes:

Shape had its best-selling issue of the year in June on newsstands, with [Kim] Kardashian on the cover. The reality star appeared on Allure‘s September cover, which marked its third most popular seller of the year, and most recently, W made a splash by featuring her naked on its November art issue. W‘s Kardashian buzz led to its second highest seller of the year (tied with Megan Fox in March)

I feel like the Kardashians embody the new American dream: get famous (no matter the cost), then market, market, market and build your “personal brand”. There was a poll where more than half the young women questioned associated her with “entrepreneurship”.

On one hand this could be positive: celebrity-industrial-complex-based MBA programs? On the other hand, your average US Weekly reader doesn’t have savvy/connected parents and loads of disposable income. So my best guess for the outcome would be lots of new YouPorn uploads, frustration, and broken dreams.


The Kardashian Family Christmas Card is Hilarious

Happy Halloween Christmas from the Kardashians!

This right here, as hilarious as it is, is the REAL war on Christmas. It’s the Kardashians very own “Khristmas kard”, featuring the whole crew in their holiday finest. Because nothing screams Christmas like a cold, dark, emotionles­s photo. Khloe writes on her blog:

Christmas cards have always been a REALLY big deal in my family. For as long as I can remember, my mom has made it a point to go all out, whether it was a ninja turtles themed card, or bringing a Santa into the mix, each year she always managed to top the year before. I’d have to say though that our card this year might be my favorite. It turned out beautifully — just SO glam! Plus, Mason is in it, which makes it even more special. Look at him standing there in his pinstripe suit, such a little gentleman!!! LOL. I love it!

This is like a 21st century version of the Addams Family, with a blast of over blown egoism, except the Addams’ were actually decent, if quirky, people. They weren’t monstrous like the KayJays.

We still LOVE this photo, simply because it captures the vapid emptiness of these people’s lives.


Khloe Kardashian Blows Her Rape Whistle – Compares the New TSA Searches to Rape

A TSA agent must have groped Khloe’s testicles because on Monday she was on ‘Lopez Tonight,’ where she told Lopez about a recent uncomfortable encounter she had at the airport.

“Well, they basically just are raping you in public. I got asked the other day, do you want to go for a screening or get padded down, I don’t want that X-Ray to see everything, honey,” she said. Perhaps it was a bad choice.

“The people are so aggressive! It’s like, ‘Chill out, you didn’t find anything on me yet, calm down,’” Kardashian pleaded. “They say, ‘OK, I’m going to be patting you down and I’m going to be touching the crease of your ass.’ That is so inappropriate!”

Yes Khloe, it is the equivalent of rape. It is exactly the same as being raped in public. Because we all know rapists touch your arms, boobs, thighs and leave you with a nice “thank you” and a… NEXT!

Although… in her case… wouldn’t it be considered bestiality­?


The Kardashian Sisters Have Shiny Mayonnaise Covered Vaginas

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Note to self: Pass on the potato salad when at the Kardashian­s.

The Kardashians appeared on Conan last night to discuss their love lives, some new boring book of theirs and a very curious grooming tip: shining the vagina with mayonnaise. Inspired by a discussion of their Twitter accounts, Kourtney relayed their unique tip to fans:

“I told Khloe that I found her sex mask under my bed, that she’s been looking for, and then she wrote me back, ‘Oh my god, I found your jar of mayonnaise that you use on your vagina, and we were talking back and forth and people were like, what does mayonnaise on your vagina do? And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler Building.”

Awesome tip though. I can’t even begin to tell you how many girls I’ve turned down because when we got undressed her hoo hah didn’t have a milky white sheen to it.

They left one very important question unanswered though, do they wash it off eventually or has the family dog acquired a taste for mayo?


The Kardashian’s ‘Kardashian Kard’ Gets Cancelled

The Kardashian family has axed the “Kardashian Kard” – a prepaid debit card from MasterCard – after reports surfaced that its terms may include hidden, illegal fees which got the Attorney General of Connecticut investigating the card. According to CNN Money:

While regular bank debit cards are typically free and don’t charge any fees, a 12-month Kardashian Kard costs $99.95 just to own, including a card purchase fee of $9.95 and 12 monthly fees of $7.95. After the first year, consumers must continue to pay the $7.95 monthly fee.

On top of these initial fees, it costs Kardashian Kard users $1 every time they add money to their card, and it costs $1.50 to speak with a live operator. If they want to pay their bills automatically using the card, they’ll be charged $2 per transaction.

“Among the prepaid debit cards now on the market, the Kardashian Kard is particularly troubling because of its high fees combined with its appeal to financially unsophisticated young adult Kardashian fans,” said Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal in a warning issued Friday. “Keeping up with the Kardashians is impossible using these cards.”

The CNN report then goes on to say:

That’s because, like the new Kardashian MasterCard, prepaid cards are loaded with charges — including activation fees as high as $40, monthly fees of up to $10, paper statement fees of as much as $5.95, inactivity fees up to $9.95 and customer service fees as high as $3.95.

And most prepaid cards don’t offer the same protections as debit and credit cards.

Which pretty much means that the Kardashian Kard wasn’t as expensive as most other prepaid cards, which sucks for us because we were getting all ready to hate on the Kardashian family yet again.

Kim & co. decided to cancel it anyways since according to their attorney they are “honest, ethical, and fun-loving individuals who are kind and caring to others”... Right, well I guess in a way making sex tapes is all kinds of fun and very kind to male eyes everywhere. Not sure about honest and ethical though.


Kim Kardashian fine after bar brawl

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Kim Kardashian was involved in a bar brawl Thursday night while filming an episode of her reality TV show Kim and Kourtney Take New York in a NYC night club. The bootylicious babe posted a quick one on her personal website to assure fans she was unhurt in the clash and she is totally fine.

Kim writes,

I want to address this because everyone has been asking me if I’m ok after the bar fight last night. I’m totally fine, guys!

Last night Kourtney, Scott, Khloe and I went out to a bar to have a fun night on Khloe’s last night in NYC. A drunk male fan came up to me and asked to take a picture, and I obliged, but his girlfriend, who was also drunk, got a little out of hand.

Luckily I had Scott and Khloe there to protect me. None of us were drinking… we just wanted a fun family night out, but when people see the cameras rolling, they try to get attention and I guess that’s what happened when the drunk girl saw that we were filming KKTNY. I always take the high road, so we all left straight after and didn’t feed into their drama.

Ok, moving on!

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Guess Who’s Allegedly Choppin This Down???

This chick “Lisa Ann” who played “Serra Paylin” in that crazy controversial Hustler porn, “Who’s Nalin’ Paylin” is allegedly getting her backs and basketball t*tties banged out by somebody’s little brother.

Flip the script to find out who is gettin it in with this freakazoid…

We’re told Rob Kardashian has been dating none other than Lisa Ann — the adult film star who headlined the XXX classic, “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” Rob picked up Lisa Ann at the gym right around the time of Khloe’s wedding.

Lisa Ann tells us, “Rob treats me like his little teacher and we have a fun sexual relationship that is simple and carefree. He brings out the total cougar in me and I just like to teach him things.”

That sounds like pure comedy. Poor lil Rob needs some kind of lovin’ especially since his attention whore of an ex has been prancing around with Fabolous as of late.