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Well, according to OK! magazine, she certainly is. The March 19th issue states that ’when Kim Kardashian gave up the fairy tale of living happily ever after with Kris Humphries, she didn’t give up her dream of becoming a mother. Today Kim, 31, has begun the process of adopting a baby as a single mother.’ Hmm… does she seem like the maternal type to you? Just a question, just a question.

But, according to OK!s ‘source,’ ’Kim has always been very maternal. Of the three sisters, she’s the one who’s been saying that she’s ready for kids the longest.’

‘It’s all top secret,’ the source went on. ‘But the adoption is already underway. Kim is ready. She’s made inquiries and gotten information. Now she just has to decide where she wants the baby to come from.’

OK!’s source also revealed that ‘Kim definitely wants to adopt a little girl’ from Haiti — the country that’s at the top of her list. Or, possibly ‘China because of the sheer number of little girls up for adoption there.’

Reportedly, that is an issue that has caused strife between Kim and momma, Kris Jenner, because Kris would prefer Kim to adopt from the Republic of Armenia. Kris thinks that ‘they still have roots there, and it would bring a lot of attention to that country — which has been ravaged by war for decades.’

But… maybe this source knows more about Kim than it seems: ‘Kim also realizes that the interest in her baby has potential to generate as much as $1 million. She always thinks of ways to monetize her life… She’ll throw a baby shower to end all baby showers and charge vendors to take part in it. The first photo and interview with the baby are also likely to earn money.’

If that last part is true, then that’s – just – sad. But, it wouldn’t be surprising. Is it true? Who knows. Sites around the net are speculating in either direction. Some say it’s true, some think it’s total B.S. But, one thing is for sure: if she does adopt, at least the trauma of childbirth won’t touch that totally bangable body. jk

It’s obvious that Kim Kardashian’s career is on the decline. Everyone knows it. And, inevitably, someone will climb up to take her seat on the Famous-for-doing-Nothing throne. Many are saying that the new queen is none other than Shahs of Sunset’s Golnesa ‘GG’ Gharachedagh who has even been ‘The Next Kim Kardashian.’

It’s true. Their similarities are many. They’re both filthy stinkin’ rich bitches who have way too much time on their hands and think they’re the most beautiful women on earth. And, of course, they’re both on family reality shows and have exotic lineage.

We all know about Kim Kardashian, but what about GG? She’s definitely spoiled rotten like Kim is. ‘My daddy does my bill keeping and bill paying,’ GG said on the premiere of her and her fam’s show Shahs of Sunset. She was also quoted saying, ‘There are two things I don’t like… I don’t like ants, and I don’t like ugly people.’ She and her family, although they’ve been called the next Kardashians, have been compared to the cast of The Jersey Shore. GG was none too happy about that one, though. ‘Those people on Jersey Shore are hooking up every night. They have a “smoosh” room. They drink pickle juice. They have nothing. They are incredibly trashy. We are not like that.’

Well… does personality really have anything to do with beauty anyway? Oh… it does. Well, oh well. We’re wanting to know who you think is PHYSICALLY hotter — Kim or GG?

All this time it has been Kris Humphries that has tried to make Kim Kardashian out to be the money-hungry b!tch. But, has it been the other way around the whole time?

Information has been leaked, from a source that is extremely close to Kris, that he has handed up the Kardashian queen an ultimatum… through the courts, of course. His Minnesota lawyer — on his behalf — has demanded that Kim either pay up a huge, outrageous sum of money or face the embarrassment of a long trial in the public eye.

How much is a huge, outrageous sum of money, exactly? Seven freakin’ million dollars! Kim’s legal team, of course, told Kris to kiss it.

Even with no prenup, there’s no way in hell that their 72 day marriage produced over seven million in community property. But! There was a prenup… a very iron-clad one, if you remember. And in that prenup, it clearly stated that Kim would owe Kris a big, fat NOT SH!T.

Plus, TMZ brought up yet another valid point: ‘Kris actually MADE MONEY from the marriage. Sources tell us… Kris raked in around $1 mil from the wedding and the TV special that showcased the nuptials. And Kris made off like a bandit because Kim ended up using a portion of what she got to pay for the ring. In addition, we’re told Kris made somewhere between $250,000 and $300,000 from the Kardashian reality show.’

So, is it really Kim who is the lying, greedy cheat, or is someone being a bit of a hypocrite here?

It was obvious that Kim Kardashian hadn’t looked at a mirror in a while as she arrived at Charles De Gaulle airport for Paris Fashion Week. She looked a hot mess with tufts of hair sticking up everywhere, making it obvious that she must have taken a little nappy-poo on the long flight over the ocean blue. But, what was even more disconcerting was the massive bald spot that was displayed in stark relief on the right side of her head.

No… that is not natural. Not all women have that. Kim is suffering from a condition that many women nowadays are ailed with — too-much-weave-itis. A very horrible condition that leaves the weave wearer with very obvious bald patches.

Kim is known to be a perfectionist when it comes to her looks. We had rarely seen her without a hair out of place… that was, until The Daily Fix scored a pic of Kim completely make up free (which you can view here).

Hmm… so, could that be the reason for all of those side- swept looks she’s been sporting? The Kim Kardashian Komb-Over! You just watch — it’s gonna be huge!

Well, it wouldn’t be the first time that Kim made a sex tape. The first one launched her to her current stardom in 2007 when she and then boyfriend Ray J did the good good. But, could Kim’s recent decline in popularity — which just so happens to coincide with the decline of her 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries — have led her to try to re-launch her name into the A-List stratosphere?

Who knows? But, one thing is for sure: if that isn’t Kim, then it’s a chick who sure does look a lot like her. Oh, didn’t I mention that? It has neither been confirmed nor denied that it is the Kim Kardashian we know and love/hate in the tape that has just hit the net.

But, the smokey eyed, garter-belt and Christian Louboutin wearing bombshell — who just so happens to be doing something not worth mentioning on a white dude — bears an uncanny resemblance to the middle Kardashian sister. Will we ever know if this is truly Kim? Hmm… prolly not, but hey — who cares? — that chick is hot!!!