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Lady Gaga Has Crabs, Bad


The public gives Lady Gaga a little leeway with her messed up outfits because we know she is one desperate hermaphrodite who needs money. A shemale performer has to get attention somehow. Shim cannot be forgiven for wearing such a douchebag outfit that reminds us that she probably has some pretty spectacular STDs up in that raunchy, see-through dress.

Lady Gaga was hanging around London’s Knightbridge district, probably trying to get a sex partner to believe her ultimate tuck-job she has going on. Understandably, she looked in Britain, where everyone is just a little bit messed up. Bangers and mash? Black pudding? Bad teeth? Lady Gaga must be in “crazy, crazy men” heaven.