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Courtney Love wants to kill Kurt Cobain

Ok, maybe the title is a bit misleading since Kurt Cobain is well, dead, and her corpse-like hands can’t reach as far as the pits of hell to drag him out of it and stab him repeatedly with her used needles and crazy talk (or could she), but this is pretty much what she would do to him if Satan ever decided his songs were too depressing for him and sent him back to her to punish him. Oh, and we forgot the part where she would have furious sex with him first before gouging his eyes out.

Via Vanity Fair:

On going Pulp Fiction on him:

‘Mad? Ya think?! If he came back right now I’d have to kill him, for what he did to us. I’d f***ing kill him. I’d f**k him, and then I’d kill him,’ she tells the magazine.

On sticking needles into his ballbag with her shaky junkie hands because waking up to that (and her face staring down at him) is exactly what would make him decide a beautiful heroin-filled journey towards the eternal light was the right choice after all:
“He OD’d at least five times. I was the fucking E.M.S. I was always sticking pins in his balls. I carried around Narcan!”

On the precious memories she has of the day she gave birth to her child:
“There were no drugs in my urine, no drugs in her urine when she was born,”

On believing reading a story to Frances Bean would have saved her. Obviously she has failed to connect the dots with the above statement:

It was my fault! I never read to her,’ Love admitted, addressing her daughter’s inability to read until the age of seven. ‘Why didn’t I ever take her to a Broadway show? She f***ing loved those Broadway musicals!’

On being sensitive to people with severe depression:
“We had $135,000 in our bank account. They said that if he would go do Lollapalooza he would make $11 million… Do you think Kurt would have killed himself if he had known he had $54 million?”

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Courtney Love is selling off Kurt’s music

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Courtney Love looks determined to thrill us with her wacky announcements throughout the rest of this year. After the stunning announcement - followed by a quick denial - of her plans to kill her alter ego, Love has struck us point blank with another hilarious announcement. She wants to sell off all the rights to Kurt Cobain’s music - so she can move on!

The Scotsman quotes her as saying in an interview,

I’m thinking about selling off all of Kurt’s publishing. All of the rights, everything. It’s not a financial decision; it’s an emotional one. He was the best friend I’ve ever had, but Kurt and I were only married for three years, and now I need to have my own life. I’m always ‘the widow’ and that drives me nuts. That money has been cursed since the day it started to come in.

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