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Carrot Top…er…Rihanna, has a labia malfunction at Rock in Rio festival

article-0-09E7A401000005DC-872_306x423First off, let’s get this out of the way, Rihanna needs one of those court ordered ankle bracelets that forbids her from the hair products isle at CVS. It’s been one bad hair day after another since My Um-ber-ella-hey-hey. Secondly, you would figure with all the gay dudes dancing with her, they would teach Rihanna a thing or two about genital tuck-n-taping. When you have the labia of bison, it’s prudent.