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Lady Gaga is ENGAGED?

The little monsters are going crazy today! Why? Because Terry Richardson (man behind the Kate Upton ‘Cat Daddy’ video) posted a picture on his blog of Lady Gaga wearing a ring on her finger with the caption, ‘showing off her new engagement ring.

That made Lady Gaga fans all over the world go crazy! Rumors spread and many thought she got back with her recent ex Taylor Kinney and married him! However, that is not the case. It was all just one big hoax! Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson have been working together on a new book of Lady Gaga photos and this just happened to be one of the photos.

So, all you little monsters can relax. Did you really think the Mama monster would get engaged without telling you all first? Lady Gaga is ENGAGED? Lady Gaga is ENGAGED? Lady Gaga is ENGAGED? Lady Gaga is ENGAGED?

 

Lady Gaga Hates Divorce!

Lady Gaga is not a fan of divorce, at all. She is a big believer in marriage, but only if you stick with it and work through your troubles. “My grandmother….was married to my grandfather for 60 years. My parents are still together, 30 years. Divorce is not an option for me.” the 26-year-old singer said.

She talked about how her parents had to stick it out and work through the tough times,

“It’s like, ‘I’m gonna get married and that’s it. He’s stuck with me’. I want to eventually find a man that feels the same way – about divorce not being an option. Working through everything together, even if it’s the hardest thing you’ve ever been through, you just stick it out.” she said.

That is kind of surprising. Judging by the way she acts/dresses and just her overall attitude, you wouldn’t think she would be one to take marriage so seriously. It’s nice to see that she does indeed have some priorities. Good luck to the crazy dude who ends up marrying that piece of work. Lady Gaga Hates Divorce! Lady Gaga Hates Divorce! Lady Gaga Hates Divorce!

 

Lady Gaga wants her own Little Monsters?

Lady Gaga doesn’t exactly seem like the “settling down” type of gal. But in a recent interview with Oprah, Gaga revealed some pretty surprising news. Lady Gaga said that she wanted a “soccer team” full of kids.

“Yeah, Yeah, I do. I mean maybe I’m being a bit superfluous [about the soccer team], but I don’t want to have one [child], I want a few” Gaga said. She also talked about how she wants a husband, making a gesture to indicate a baby bump, “I want to experience that. “ She said.

But don’t expect her to be popping out babies any time soon. She said that she wants a family – just “not yet.” So, it could be ten years down the road before she decides to pop out one of her own little monsters. Interestingly enough, she is also planning on taking a break from interviews. The singer revealed she is taking a self-imposed vow of silence.

“Other than this interview, I do not intend to speak to anyone for a very long time…No press, no TV. If my mom calls and says, “Did you hear about…I shut it all off”

How long will her interview hiatus last? We are currently taking bets. We’re saying it’ll last about 3 weeks…why? Because she’ll have to defend herself against all the pregnancy rumors that are sure to come from this interview. Lady Gaga wants her own Little Monsters? Lady Gaga wants her own Little Monsters? Lady Gaga wants her own Little Monsters?

 

Hollywood, Then and Now

I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years since my senior year in High School.  I knew back then that when we gathered for the reunion,  we would probably need a few name tags to identify one another.  Generally we’ve all changed to a certain degree,  but at the 20 year mark,  we’ve all changed to the point where it would deem necessary the use of name tags.  I walked into a grocery store the other day and saw a Facebook friend of mine that I had not seen since high school and didn’t recognize him.  I wonder how many other people I’ve seen out and about and didn’t make the connection.  I know some of us have lost our hair, gained some weight, grew some facial hair (and that’s just the women) even came across a few, “HOLY Sh*t!  WTF happened to you?”  moments.  All in all in the end,  it’s always good to see an old friend. 

Even though we didn’t have any celebrities from our class,  I wonder even if we did, would I even recognize them?  I’m glad that I treated people kindly, the same way that I do now, cause you never know when you will run into a ‘blast from the past’.  Imagine if you were the guy in H.S that dated Octo-mom with thoughts of one day raising a family.  Imagine if you were someone that laughed at Bill Gates for being a nerd way back when.  Imagine if you made fun of Angelina Jolie for having big lips.  I find joy in knowing that a few of the ‘unpopular’ kids are now so rich they could buy the venue our reunion will be held in.  I smile from ear to ear when I hear stories of ‘fat’ girls becoming ‘sexy’ movie actresses,  hanging on a poster in your sons bedroom as he tells you to ‘knock’ before you come in.  Gotta love karma.

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Everything You Need to Know About the Grammys Wrapped Up In a Poem!

Bruce Springsteen opened up the show

L.L. Cool J came out to host

Why? We don’t know.

There was a prayer for Whitney Houston

A very sad moment indeed

But the show must go on…

 

Lady Gaga had a net on her head

It was mildly amusing

And heavily confusing

Bruno Mars and his hair played a tune

Making all the girls in the audience swoon

Does anyone else think he is the perfect shade of brown?

Chris Brown told everyone to turn up the music

But all I wanted to do was turn it down.

 

 

 

Rihanna performed and tried to sell her sex

But when she started dancing she looked like a T-Rex

Foster the People murdered The Beach Boys

Taylor Swift continued to wonder why everyone is so mean

She received a standing ovation and put on her, “I’m so shocked” routine.

 

 

A Smurf came out and performed one of Katy Perry’s songs

The Band Perry was freaking creepy and their hair was just wrong

Glen Campbell

A true cowboy graced the stage

He still rocked the joint

And said a big “F**k You” to old age.

 

 

Bon Iver won a well-deserved Grammy

Jennifer Hudson showed off her beautiful voice

And everyone in the building rejoiced

Oh and before I say farewell

I should probably tell you about Adele

She won all six awards she was nominated for

Including album of the year

I am not sure how to end this poem

So I will just end it here. Lady Gaga Grammys 2012 Nicki Minaj Grammys 2012 Adele Grammys 2012 The Band Perry and Glen Campbell Grammys 2012

 

Lady Gaga is Naked!!! Well… Practically

Bad Romance superstar singer Lady Gaga is known for her extreme outfits, but — believe it or not — it’s recently come out that she’s had even more extreme self confidence issues. Apparently, the starlett hasn’t always been proud of her shapely and voluptuous figure (as she should be), but has admitted to suffering from severe bulimia in her high school years.

 

In a recent interview, Gaga confessed, ‘I used to throw up all the time in high school. So I’m not that confident… I wanted to be a skinny little ballerina but I was a voluptuous little Italian girl whose dad had meatballs on the table every night… I used to come home and say, ‘Dad, why do you always give us this food? I need to be thin.’ And he’d say, ‘Eat your spaghetti.’ It’s really hard, But … you’ve got to talk to somebody about it.’

Lady Gaga revealed that she was only able to overcome the disease when she realized the severe strain on her voice that bulimia caused. ‘It made my voice bad, so I had to stop. The acid on your vocal chords — it’s very bad.’

But, it seems that is all behind Lady Gaga now, especially when we see her sporting this shower-curtain-meets-saran-wrap dress. Hell, put it with her meat dress and you’ve got leftovers! Lady Gaga stripped it all off… mostly… for an ad for her upcoming Born This Way Ball tour that starts in South Korea on April 27. So, if there’s one good message that the Lady has put out there, it’s this: Baby, you were born this way!

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Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football!

Lady Gaga doesn’t seem like your typical football fan, but she is getting in the spirit of things. She posed for a photo shoot with her friend Terry Richardson, who posted the photos on his blog. You can see in one of the pictures she is using a football to cover her bare chest. You know what that means, right? We’re going to see ladies all over the place doing the same thing, just because Lady Gaga did it. So, don’t be surprised if your girlfriend sends you a picture message of her holding a football up to her boobies. You can thank Lady Gaga for that.

If that does indeed happen, then you will need to send a picture back. I suggest getting one of those ‘Number 1” foam hand things and well…you can figure out the rest.

It’s being reported that Sofia Vergara was going to pose for the same kind of picture, but they couldn’t find enough footballs to cover her chest. Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football! Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football! Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football! Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football! Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football!

 

Lady Gaga poses for Terry Richardson

I’m not normally the kind of girl that goes nuts over a particular photographer but there are two photographers working in the industry today I get genuinely excited about. Tyler Shields and Terry Richardson. When I heard there was a set of Lady Gaga pics from a Terry Richardson photoshoot coming up, I hoped I’d get the chance to write about them and here I am. First, I love Lady Gaga. She bizarre, outrageous and has a knack for writing catchy pop songs. More than that though, she can legitimately sing. Terry Richardson is the perfect photographer to capture the essence of who Gaga is as a person and as a performer. His shots of Jared Leto are among my favorite pictures of all time but I have to admit, these Gaga pics are pretty close to the top of the list. There’s just something about them I like. Perhaps its the rawness of them or the glimpse they give us into what the Lady’s life is like off the stage. I love this whole series and I can’t wait to see more.

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How does Madonna feel about Lady Gaga?

Lady Gaga has said on multiple occasions that she is Madonna’s biggest fan personally and professionally, but does Madonna feel the same? Well, it certainly doesn’t seem like it. Madonna was asked about Gaga and some of her songs during some interviews released on Friday. Here are some of the highlights “I certainly think she references me a lot in her work. And sometimes I think it’s amusing and flattering and well done,” There’s a lot of ways to look at it. I can’t really be annoyed by it…because obviously, I’ve influenced her,” Madonna on the similarities between her song, “Express Yourself” and Gaga’s song, “Born This Way.” “When I heard it on the radio. I said that sounds very familiar. It felt reductive.” “A wonderful way to redo my song. I mean I recognized the chord changes. I thought it was…interesting.” So, I know Madonna said that she can’t really be “annoyed” by it…but it kind of seems like she is. She sounds really jealous if you ask me, I mean a lot of songs sound similar these days. It’s hard to be completely original, plus it’s not like they’re singing life changing songs. Lady Gaga wants to take a ride on your disco stick and Madonna wants to run naked in a rainstorm, okay? Madonna had her time to shine, and now it is Lady Gaga’s time. Eventually, she will fade out and someone else will come up and take over. It is how the world works. Let it go, Madonna.
 

The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — 1/7/12

Hello again, my gossip friends! Today, just as yesterday was, may be a bit different than normal because I’m hopped up on meds. Yeah, I think I’m meaner when I’m drugged up. Anyway, let’s get to it, shall we? Here are the day’s best, worst, and fucking ugliest pics and peeps of the day! The Good — Yup, this pic is an old one. But you know what? No one even came close to being this kind of sexy today! I ran across Brooklyn Decker’s Sports Illustrated shot and nearly… well, never mind. I almost gave away a bit too much personal information there. Anyway, I don’t care how old this picture is; this chick still topped the rest of today’s sexiest stars, so I’m givin’ it to you Brooklyn Decker – whoever the hell you are – for being one hot and sexy bi-otch!!! The Bad — Okay. I take it back. Coco’s little red number I posted a couple weeks ago has got nothing on this mess. Jennifer Nicole Lee, sweetie… you look like shit! I can practically see the lips of your labia, chica, and that is a problem… a BIG problem. It’s like, either go nude and show us your coot or keep it covered up! Seriously. Because when they do shit like this, it just makes them look like trashy whores. Had she been naked I probably would’ve been like OMFG — this is one bangable bitch. But… she didn’t, and therefore, she’s not. So either show us what you got or keep the shit covered up, because this look is just raunchy as fuck!!! The Fugly — You know, I hate bashing Lady Gaga. She has such a distinct style, and I really dig her individuality. But… What the FUCK is this? This look she was sporting at an after party is simply atrocious. Why? Seriously, what is wrong with her? I mean, don’t you remember bashing the hell out of Marilyn Manson back in the day for all the crazy shit he did? And then, before that even, we were bashing Ozzy Osbourne. But, I’m here to tell ya, Ozzy and Marilyn ain’t got SHIT on Lady Gaga, m’kay? Cause this chick is… well… straight FUGLY!!! Thanks for reading my rant, and don’t forget to come back tomorrow for more narcotic-induced celebrity bashing!  
 

Lady Gaga Bathes in Blood!!! … No, Really…

And we all just thought her craziness was for show. Well, apparently not. Because the twenty-five year old mega-star Lady Gaga has been accused of bathing in blood! The web is a-buzz with rumors that Gaga has been taking part in some eerily bizarre Satanic rituals… And why would she do such a thing? Why, to keep her safe from spirits, of course. I’m sure that the staff of the Intercontinental Hotel in London have seen some pretty strange things. But, Lady Gaga’s blood-filled tub probably tops that list, I’m sure. Yes, you heard me right. When the cleaning staff went in to Lady Gaga’s bathroom to give it a good scrubbin,’ they found that the bathtub was filled with blood. The staff-member has spoken out, saying, ‘Lady Gaga left large amounts of blood in the suite during a stay this summer. The incident was reported to the concierge, who was told to put it out of her mind.’ Lady Gaga is said to be absolutely terrified of spirits and won’t even stay in any hotel until a paranormal investigative team has thoroughly checked the property for ghosts. I guess we can just add this to the list of crazy shit that Lady Gaga is famous for. Hmm… I wonder how long it’s going to be before they find one of her rooms with a blood and body filled bathtub… Well, as soon as that one happens, rest assured that The Daily Fix’ll be bringing in to ya!
 

Have a Hangover? Take a quick shot of Gossip!

Happy New Year! I am sure most of you are waking up next to people who you don’t even remember meeting. Congratulations, you have successfully completed, “New Year’s Eve.” While you wonder how you’re going to get this stranger out of your bed, take a look at some of the latest gossip from today. There are a lot of small stories out there, so I decided to combine them into one post. Brad Pitt is building a new house! He is planning to take some time off from his movie career, so he can start building his dream house. Apparently, Angelina Jolie bought him some land with a freaking waterfall on it for Christmas; I didn’t even know that was legal.  Now that Pitt has the land, he is planning to embark on an extravagant building experiment. Brad Pitt is said to be in love with the design of Lloyd Wright’s 1939 Fallingwater. I just have one question…can you build a certain blogger a little shack out back? You won’t even know I am there. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes fly to New York together. The two have been dating since September and decided now was the perfect time to take a romantic trip to New York. I am sure they will spend almost all of their time watching themselves have sex in the mirror. At least, that is what I would be doing. Let’s just hope Ryan finally changes out of that shirt he has had on for the past two days. (pictures below) Lady Gaga does it big in New York! Lady Gaga put on a show last night in New York for the New Year’s Eve celebrations. Of course, she was dressed in some insane costumes. You can see all of the weird pictures below. I think the weird looking ball/cage/thingy around her head might be my favorite. I just wonder when this dressing “weird” thing will go away. Isn’t it kind of normal now? It’s not even weird anymore. If she would have came out wearing a shirt and jeans that would have been weird. And finally let’s congratulate David Arquette! He has been clean and sober for a year now! He wrote on his twitter, “Today marks 1 year of sobriety for me. I thank god for the strength and guidance and my family and friends for their love and support & I TY.” “TY” means thank you for you people new to the internet.
 

The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — Christmas Eve Edition

Welcome back, and Merry Christmas Eve!!! Ah… Christmas Eve… a time for beauty, for bad ideas, and for beasts… Well, at least here on The Daily Fix’s The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly Christmas Eve Edition segment!!! So, enjoy today’s best, worst, and fugliest! The Good – Today’s ‘Good’ is a double feature!! Thirty year old model and mommy Claudia Galanti was caught splashing it up today in a thong bikini (check below for the butt pic… it’s a good’n) in Miami’s eighty-one degree heat. She later met up with Italian Bombshell Natalia Bush. And guess what? She’s in a blue thong, too!!! The Bad — Okay, I never thought in a million that I would be putting Lady Gaga on The Bad list, but this look she was sporting today as she arrived in NYC is simply horrendous. I may not love all of her music, but I am a big fan of HER. Not today, however. This fairy-inspired wing… thingy she arrived on the tarmac in was grotesque! When she weirds it up all the way (like pouring Cheerios over her naked breasts) then that’s okay, but this kind of down-played weird just looks ridiculous! The Fugly – This is another woman that I simply love; Renee Graziano won my affection when she came on VH1′s Mob Wives and proved herself to be a royal BITCH! Since I consider myself a bitch as well, I immediately loved her. But, this… this is just wrong! Being photographed as you grind your coot against a stripper pole to show off your new still-cellulite-filled ass? Just… why, Renee? WHY??? I’m all for female empowerment and rockin’ your goodies no matter your age, but look at your elbows, sweetie… That’s just fugly!!!
 

Lady Gaga and her Disastrous Dress

Who wouldn’t go gaga over Lady Gaga herself?

The singer strutted a high slit black gown at the Emmys, revealing a tattoos and body parts.  If you ask the boys, she should’ve flaunted some cleavage as well. Such a feat isn’t enough. She could’ve done herself a favor and wore it to the benefit for the earthquake and tsunami victims instead. In that way, the dress could relate because it’s missing a sleeve, as those calamity victims are missing their homes and some members of their families.

Nobody finds it hardcore, nor fashion-forward, and it’s not even attractive at all, except to the mean eyes of critiques. Namely, me.

Besides, big shoulders aren’t trendy anymore. Go ahead, confirm it with the fashion police.

 

Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.17.2011)

Check out that old lady checking out 58-year old Pierce Brosnan. “Boy, I sure would love to tap that young hot ass! Now, if I could only get my stroller to go a little faster…”

Remember Stephanie Powers from Heart To Heart? Well, she looks like this now. And she’s in the British version of “I’m a celebrity…get me out of here”.

Donald Trump looking more oompa loompa-y than usual.

Bradley Cooper just got voted Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. Seriously? He doesn’t even have lips! Donald, show them yours, baby.”

Who wants to see Angelina Jolie’s 80-year old legs?

Charlie Sheen has substituted drugs and whores with well, food and whores. That’s the only way to explain the gut and the smile (on the set of his new movie).

Holly Madison just made turkey a thing for my fantasies. Is that wrong??

Lady Gaga’s nipples are showing. And I’m guessing the sperm hat means she’s promoting birth control?

Ex-Pussycat doll Jessica Sutha in a bikini in Miami.

So it turns out Stacy Keibler is a freaking genius. That cleavage we showed you yesterday? Well, it was meant for George Clooney’s parents. “Georgie boy, you gotta marry this one. Her breasts, er, brain really spoke to me.”

So what if Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part I sucks? The ladies looked hot at the premiere so it’s all good.

Courtney Love has gone on a rampage to blind me this week.

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.16.2011)

Steven Tyler is still in Hawaii assaulting our eyes. And can someone please tell me what’s going on with one of his toes (pic with scuba diving outfit). It’s literally humping the big toe!

Who wants to see how you spread gonorrhea on the beaches of Bali?

I’m pretty sure I can see Stacy Keibler’s belly button in that dress. George must be voicing concerns that they’ve been dating for too long again.

Demi Lovato took Wilder Valderrama to a wedding and then twittered her happiness over catching the bouquet. Run Wilder, run!!

Hillary Duff is showing off her swollen uterus.

Lady Gaga and her talons must be a blast cuddling up to.

Vienna Girardi is now leading the exciting life of a pig farmer after getting dumped by Kasey Kahl. I was about to start crying for her, but Eddie Cibrian’s ridiculous mustache turned my sorrow into fits of laughter.

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Lady Gaga was a decapitated corpse on X Factor UK (with video)

Here’s Lady Gaga holding her “decapitated” head while singing “Marry The Night” on British X Factor Saturday night, right after she writhed in a confessional box with a huge cross and since she’s rapidly running out of ideas to shock our socks off, expect her to have herself killed at some point so she can return and sing as a ghost in fishnets or even invite Lucifer for a cup of tea on stage. Yes, I do believe in conspiracy theories and that she bathes in Satan’s blood every night. I heard it works just like bath salts. Plus, I recently verified that Tom Cruise is secretly working with two-headed aliens to take over the world, so this must be true too.

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Lady Gaga’s ass and some other Gaga pictures

You know, I really should’ve known. I saw pictures of Lady Gaga on the red carpet at the MTV European Music Awards in Belfast and thought she looked surprisingly normal. Her dress wasn’t really all that outrageous and she actually looked pretty hot. Then I opened these pictures to begin writing my post, saw Gaga’s caboose and some of the crazy hats she was wearing and breathed a sigh of relief. Clearly Gaga is still being Gaga. I love this woman. She knows how to push the envelope and while I think she goes too far sometimes (much of the time), I love the fact that she’s got the guts to go further than many other performers. Gaga excites me even if I’d still like to see her really shock us all and be completely normal just once.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.7.2011)

69-year old Harrison Ford: Ok kids, now gently place that ball in my hand. Oh, Jesus, time out. I think i just stained my pants.

JLO shows the Europeans some butt-cheek.

Priest gives Arnold Schwarzenegger a sympathetic hug. His eyes obviously lingered on Maria Schriver for a bit too long during his sermon.

Some Lady Gaga ass?

The MTV Europe Music Awards  took place Sunday night and we’re pretty sure the standard of music was pretty high mainly because the whole thing was hosted by Bar Rafaeli’s and Irina Shayk’s thighs. Plus, The Hoff was there.

Olivia Wilde shows some side-boob and Kate Hudson brings her lactating breasts to honor Clint Eastwood at the LACMA inaugural Art + Film Gala. Uma Thurman was also sexy, but only if you’re a trash collector and you’re attracted to garbage bags.

Madonna hides her face again. Must not have had time to pull those fangs back in.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.17.2011)

Hillary Clinton boogie woogies to Lady Gaga at Prez Clinton’s 65th birthday celebration. She’s now ready to be our next President.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan dresses appropriately for the same event.”Bill, what did we say about hookers and public appearances??” “But honey, it’s my birthday!!”

Elisabetta Canalis’ rack is still worthy of stare.

Our congrats to Stacy Keibler. She made it to her first movie premiere with George Clooney.

Lady Gaga’s looking for a better signal.

Kelly Rowland’s breasticles are an excellent judge of talent at the British X-Factor.

Christina Milian as the hostess for the End Of Summer celebration at the Palazzo in Las Vegas.

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.13.2011)

Kelly Clarkson is turning into a man.

Carla Bruni’s belly has reached epic proportions.

Olivia Munn and Tatum O’Neil strip down for the stripper movie Magic Mike. This one’s going to be a magical movie, isn’t it.

Madonna should know better. Bell bottoms don’t flatter an ewok’s figure.

Is Hillary Swank starting to suffer from flab-ass-itis?

Demi Moore takes time from Asthton Kutcher’s wondering penis to model for Ann Taylor.

Julia Robert’s 43-year old knees are holding up pretty well.

Lady Gaga is wearing a fancy garbage bag.

This has got to be the bottom for Christina Aguilera. Someone, just bring down that hatch and end this.

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Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.11.2011)

January Jones is not happy with her new Mad Men attire. That or Perrier is making her burpy.

Exhibit #168 that Jessica Simpson is pregnant: Need for urgent and frequent urination.

Carmen Electra’s right nipple is cold.

Alessandra Ambrosio is pumping her own gas??? America is on the verge of collapse.

Lady Gaga is calling her trichologist because her hair is falling out. That’s how I’m interpreting abstract art. Plus, her boyfriend is actually not an android with a quirky sense of style but Taylor Kinney from Vampire Diaries? I don’t get it.

We now understand David Arquette’s plight for younger poon.

Hilary Duff testing our oath to never make crotch jokes about pregnant women.

Hugh Jackman, Man Of Steal walking his little dog Peaches. Elton John wants this piece on his yacht, A.S.A.P.

Justin Theroux wants to make love with Justin Theroux, so Jennifer Aniston is filling in the blanks.

Selena Gomez is leggy.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (08.10.2011)

Miranda Kerr gets completely naked for Australia’s Harpers Bazaar. Which is a fashion magazine. About clothes. Ok, that turban is pretty fashionable.

Katie Holmes’ cleavage is more desolate than an African village plagued by drought. And later, Tom Cruise goes for some well-documented PDA. He washed his hands with Lysol afterwards and looked at his photo album of penises to make him forget. Kinda like comfort food.

Looking at 53-year old Sharon Stone in a tight mini dress is like drinking milk that’s slightly beyond its expiration date. It doesn’t make you throw up, but you wished you didn’t take that huge gulp.

Holly Madison reminds us of the important things in life: Oktoberfest and beer.

Lady Gaga is into rams now.

Demi Lovato is on her way to winning over alcoholism and bulimia. Don’t let that water fool you. She ate the Twinkies and the beef jerky before the guy gave her change back.

Serena Williams and country singer Jake Owens were out on a romantic date. “I said, gimme your goddamn fries or I’ll shove a tennis ball in your mouth. And then strip down to a bikini!”

Kim Kardashian’s ass defies air brushing (Australian InStyle).

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Lady Gaga needs to trim that monkey bush

Here’s Lady Gaga at a Black Eyed Peas party in London last night, and they say a picture is worth more than a 1000 words so we should probably leave this one to do its work for us. Except that 1000 monkeys are running around the Amazon as we speak holding their exposed genitals and crying. Can PETA get someone to get naked over this? We feel the need to protest.

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.05.2011)

Miranda Kerr takes time away from her infant son to show her side boob in Paris.

Lady Gaga’s tits are showing, but somehow this one’s a classy outfit. That’s what happens when you have a meat dress to compare it to.

Rihanna handles London with the same grace and elegance she’s known for. Yo, limeys, is anyone going to grope my ass or what, i ain’t got all day here!!

Beyonce’s infatuation with her growing uterus is now getting weird. This was in her new video.

Blake Lively has split from Leonardo DiCaprio and is looking for her next love through Tarot cards. Hey lady, skeletor here behind you. Love is starin’ right back at ya, baby!

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Be Interested In (09/26/2011)

Lady Gaga attempts to ride a motorcycle with 50 metallic penises on it. All while wearing a tent (iHeardRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas).

Nicole Scherzinger just disloged Steven Tyler’s dentures with her tongue (iHeardRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas).

Sarah Jessica Parker’s feet have an uncanny resemblance to beet roots.

The magic of Photoshop: Ke$ha IS NOT A  Tree Trunk

Salma Hayek thinks riding around the airport in a wheelchair just for the heck of it is hilarious. The guy who carries her doesn’t think so.

Elisabetta Canalis is turning into a man. That was a close call George Clooney!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt will not go out anymore unless she’s wrapped in bandages that prevent her butt from exploding on the red carpet.

That piece of news we told you about Lindsay Lohan being the NEW face of a designer’s collection? This proofs how hillarious that sentence was.

Madonna can make her own children cry at the sight of her makeup-less face.

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Lady Gaga gets bored at NY Giants game, starts throwing champagne on the floor

Lady Gaga was at the MetLife Stadium yesterday to watch the NY Giants Vs the St.Louis Rams when…wait a minute, is that a nipple i see through the corpse disposal bag she wore as a top? Oh yeah, for sure…but i digress. Anyhow, she was about to make a toast to the Giants when she started pouring champagne on the VIP box floor. What a waste! You know how many millions of children are starv…wait, we’re talking about alcohol, scratch that. You know what David Hasselhoff would give up to be that concrete floor right now? Thoughtless woman!

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Lady Gaga has given up on walking

Because walking on giant cement blocks lovingly produced in Japan just for her has become as essential to Lady Gaga as breathing, she attempted to eat a hot dog and manage the monumental task of simultaneously standing on her own in the middle of Manhattan for the needs of a photoshoot. When that ended in her falling flat on her ass, she thought it’d be a good idea to use a wheelchair in the form of a tortured bodyguard with 5 kids to feed and a soon to happen spinal cord injury. What can we say, the woman is a true innovator!

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Lady Gaga Bondage Polaroids Are Weird & Not That Shocking

Gagaologists will remember Lady Gaga’sVogue Hommes Japan photoshoot for two major Lady Gaga breakthroughs: The genesis of the meat dress, and the birth of male alter-ego Jo Calderone. Now, a new reason to have Gaga’s Japanese photoshoot seared in your mind forever: Test shots of Gaga bond, naked, and looking like she is about to be raped. Obviously they are somewhat disturbing (goes without saying really), yet they just aren’t as shocking as we imagine Lady Gaga wanted them to be. Actually they kinda make her look like a sober Courtney Love, and that’s not a compliment. Now if only they had stuffed a ball gag in her mouth. A very large one at that.

Waiting of James Franco to do this and make it very weird in 3…2…1…

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Lady Gaga is Bob Dylan Now

Apparently Lady Gaga’s male alter ego Joe Calderone has fallen on hard times since we last saw him in Vogue Hommes Japan. Gaga Tweeted a much scruffier photo of herself as Calderone, which will serve as the album art for her new single “You and I,” along with the message, “You will never find what you are looking for in love, if you don’t love yourself.”

Naturally, Bob Dylan fans are accusing Gaga of stealing his look. “I guess she has run out of all her Madonna incarnations, so now she’s turning into Bob Dylan? This is an insult to our legend,” says poster DylanMasterful at the Bob Dylan Fan Site.

It seems Dylan has a patent on looking disheveled in black and white photos, or looking like the victim of a 7-day bender.

But Dylan fans, calm the heck down. If anything she looks like a pissed off Adam Goldberg. In that movie, you know the one. Where he did that thing.

 

Lady GaGa just isn’t all that attractive

I love Lady Gaga. I love her style, I love her music and I love her gutsy outspoken attitude. She’s a strong, confident woman but man, she’s not really that attractive in the old mug, is she? She’s one of the rare examples of a celebrity who makes it to superstar status without relying on a pretty face. Sure the costumes may have helped get her noticed, but she’s a talented musician, even if her singles don’t always show that. Making it her level without being super pretty isn’t terribly uncommon, but yeah – definitely unusual which really works for Gaga as her whole thing is about being different. She stands out and I adore that about her. Just once though I’d like to see her show up somewhere looking normal. Now that would be shocking.

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Lady Gaga on Jimmy Kimmel Live

You’ve gotta hand it to Lady Gaga. She’s never afraid to push the envelope and she does that once again with her performance on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’. I love the woman. Her music is infectious and I love her “love yourself” message. She might not always be the best role model but in terms of today’s pop music, she’s the closest thing we have to inspirational. Sometimes when I’m having a hard day (I have a lot of those), I’ll crank “Born This Way” and dance around my living room in my underwear. It’s the little things in life, people.

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Lady Gaga is Getting Sued Over Her Help Japan Bracelets

Is Lady Gaga stealing money designated for charity, from her website’s sales of $5 “Pray for Japan” wristbands? A law firm called 1-800-LAW-FIRM says she is. Fox reports:

Lady Gaga is being sued for racketeering and corruption over allegations she scammed money from the sale of wristbands, which should have gone to the victims of Japan’s earthquake. “I’m suing Lady Gaga simply to hold her accountable for giving the money that she was raising for charity to the cause that she was trying to raise it for,” said Ari Kresch, an attorney with 1-800-LAW-FIRM, which is based in Southfield, Michigan. That cause being Japan’s disastrous earthquake and tsunami on March 11 that caused an estimated $200-billion worth of damage. “Everyone should come and visit this beautiful place. This is one of my most favorite places on earth,” Lady Gaga has said in the past. But soon in a Michigan federal courtroom, the poker face showdown over a $5-million lawsuit could kick off. “But when you use your celebrity and your power as a musician to take money from people under false pretenses, that’s just wrong,” said 1-800-LAW-FIRM attorney Alyson Oliver. Here’s the alleged scheme: Lady Gaga charges $5 for a “We Pray for Japan” wristband, another $3.99 for shipping and handling and $0.60 for tax. The lawsuit alleges that Gaga got greedy by inflating the shipping cost and pocketing the extra and refusing to disclose how much of the $5 actually goes to the Japanese victims. “When we tried to communicate with the defendants in this lawsuit, all we got was, well, some of the money is being retained, but we don’t really know how much, is the essence of the response that we got,” Oliver said.

She’s on the edge of burglary, and she’s taking all the money from you! To reach Lady Gaga for comment dial 1-800-CRAZY-ASS-BITCH.

But seriously now… 1-800-LAW-FIRM sounds like a completely legitimate organization that TOTALLY isn’t just looking for free publicity!

In fact, THE SIMPSONS DID IT!

 

Lady Gaga Exposes Her Breasts at the CFDA Fashion Awards

Last night was the Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards, which is like the Oscars of the fashion industry, except it wasn’t televised, we didn’t speculate about the winners for months on end, and there were even more gay men in attendance. Lady Gaga got some icon award at the show and decided to put her own tramp stamp onto the whole thing, by bringing breasts back into fashion.

OK, it’s not like breasts were ever out of fashion, but we’re willing to be that these were the only boobs on display. Unless they weren’t, and Gaga was just trying to fit in…in which case, how can we score an invite to next year’s CFDA Awards?

Anyways, check out Lady Gaga’s fully exposed and ugly knockers here below (last few pictures).

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Eminem Still Thinks Lady Gaga Has a Penis

Remember about a year ago when it was so totally hilarious to talk about Lady Gaga’s cock? All because there was “something” under her dress at one concert? And people didn’t want to believe she maybe wore a strap-on and “accidentally” revealed the thing to mock celebs who “accidentally” expose their vulvas when they emerge from cars? Well! Eminem is still thinking about those halcyon days. In his new Bad Meets Evil track, “A Kiss,” Marshall Mathers seems to have a crush on Katy Perry. But he also raps:

“Tell Lady Gaga she can quit her job at the post office / She’s still a male lady.”

So congrats Lady Gaga, you now join the ranks of Fred Durst, Chris Kirkpatrick of ‘N Sync and Carson Daly, all of whom have been dissed by Eminem. Although with a number one album and a legion of Little Monsters, Gaga probably cares about Em’s lyrics about as much as she cares for pants.

 

Ten most weird onstage costumes of Lady GaGa

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As much as she is known for her music, Lady Gaga is also known for her outrageous choice of costumes onstage as well as at award ceremonies. These costumes have contributed in a small way definitely to the phenomenon that Lady Gaga is today and there is no denying that. Following is a brief mention of some of the weirdest costumes that have defined Lady Gaga. Check them out:

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Lady Gaga and her band had a gig in 2007 where they were supposed to debut with Lolla. During this performance Gaga with her outrageous costume not just surprised the crowd but gave it the most defining moment as she jumped on the stage banging a cymbal, followed by a grinding movement with singer Justin Tranter and later jumping into the arms of her delirious fans in the pit.

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An outfit that she wore at MTV’s 2009 Video Music Awards consisted of a bizarre blood red lace dress with a mask. While it was hugely anticipated before the VMA that Gaga would come up with a one-of-its-kind outfit, but her kooky ensemble was more than enough to set all the fashionista’s tongues wagging.

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Another Gaga outfit that managed to stay in controversy for an equally long time was the one she wore for her concert at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Designed in a signature (read controversial) Gaga style, this outfit showed off her bare back to the audience.

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In one of her other wacky moments, Gaga turned up for the MTV Video Music Awards in a hideous and controversial raw meat dress. And there’s no doubt this outfit as created enough controversy to last for the upcoming generations as well!

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Another visual delight that can sadly never be dared by the commoners was the wacky bubble dress costume that Lady Gaga sported during her performance at San Diego in March. Obviously a bizarre outfit, this trend setting designer clothing stunt could be pulled off by no one – but Gaga.

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Definitely not much is known about Gaga’s music preferences with relation to the “Why Did I Get Married Too?” star Janet Jackson, but considering her choice of haute couture which usually consists of out of the world looks, one thing is for certain – Lady Gaga and Janet Jackson have a similar choice when it comes to dressing wildly.

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Considering Gaga’s strange affinity towards the blood and meat look in her dresses, one thing is for sure, Gaga definitely has an unexplained liking towards biological fluids. And with her first fragrance with notes of blood and semen in it coming out, there is no proving wrong Gaga’s weird attraction. Well, when it is Gaga, it has to be weird!

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During Lady Gaga’s recent Monster Ball tour where she toured throughout the West Coast, her fans too attended her concerts dressed equally bizarrely as Gaga does. No doubt, her fans love her just the way she is - weird and unpredictable!

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This definitely classifies as the wackiest best of Lady Gaga. During her performance at Canada’s MuchMusic Video Awards at Toronto, Gaga unleashed a stream of sparks from her boobs. And not just this, she then had synchronized in her performance a group of dancers conducting a close manual inspection of the just erupted area. Whew!

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And finally, the much talked about “Living Dress”. Showcased by Lady Gaga during the Monsters Ball tour at Liverpool, this outfit inspired by designer Hussein Chalayan of British origin had a touch of Gaga as well. This dress is one of those creations which Gaga is immensely proud of and it has a head piece and wings that keep moving in and out. Wacky as well as innovative!

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Lady Gaga gets bored of Luc Carl

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And, it’s official. Lady Gaga has split from her boyfriend Luc Carl and this was disclosed by Gaga herself during an interview she had on Britain’s Graham Norton Show. Acknowledging that she hadn’t been on any date recently as she didn’t have any boyfriend, this admission indicated curtains had been drawn on her relationship with the 30 year old heavy metal drummer.

The couple who were in a relationship since 2005 had split once when Gaga’s career was starting to peak. However, by 2010 the pair had managed to renew their love for one another again with the Born This Way star even proclaiming to the leading Italian women fashion magazine Grazia that their relationship was absolutely monogamous and sex had never been so good until her love with Carl. However, that things were not the same between the two, with Gaga probably tiring of the relationship was evident when Gaga on May 9 tweeted “I need a man who thinks it right when it’s so wrong, right on the limits where we know we both belong”. This was followed by her now-ex tweeting back the famous lyrics of Bob Seger’s Still the Same indicating that Gaga had probably initiated the split. His “I miss you” at the end of the tweet was also supportive of the fact that the split was one-sided.

Considering that Lady Gaga is currently at the pinnacle of her career and therefore obviously busy with tight schedules, it would not be difficult for her to get over this, but for Carl its totally different as he sounds spurned especially from his choice of tweet; the Bob Seger song - You always said / The cards would never do you wrong / The trick you said / Was never play the game too long.

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Via: PopEater

 

Here is Lady Gaga’s ‘Judas’ Music Video

Singer/alien/meat merchant/music thingamajig Lady Gaga made two music videos for her song “Judas,” one that will debut in a bit on American Idol tonight and another that will debut a bit later tonight on E! News Daily. Well, one of those (most likely the shorter Idol version) found its way onto the internet this morning.

First thing I noticed was that the dude playing Judas is actor Norman Reedus from the movie The Boondock Saints. Which is quite awesome, but not as awesome as the thought of the Catholic Church shitting its britches when they see this video.

Also goes without saying the video is pack full of crazy looking costumes. Enjoy and hopefully your ears don’t bleed too much.

 

Lady Gaga is Losing Her Hair

Being Lady Gaga is hard on your body. Stylist Stefani Germanotta has bleached her hair so much that it’s falling out. She also goes to bed wearing makeup. “That’s not good for your skin, but I’m blessed with good genes,” she said in an interview recently. And! Her feet hurt, from wearing high heels all the time.

According to The Sun:

The icon is already facing repercussions because of her addiction to fashion.
She’s bleached her hair so much that it is falling out (and) now has to “get a chemical haircut because my blonde hair is falling out”.

I’m sorry but I find it incredibly difficult to sympathize with any of Lady Gaga’s problems due to the fact that she has more money than I can comprehend. No offense, LG, but I think you have enough of a following now where you can get away with wearing orthopedic shoes every once in a while and people will probably think it’s like *so* avant-garde. Also, wear some damn wigs. Problems solved.

Oh and wash your face.

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Lady Gaga Suing Over a Breast Milk Ice Cream

Lady Gaga’s lawyers have threatened to sue The Icecreamists, a London based ice cream parlor, that is selling breast milk flavored ice cream called “Baby Gaga.” The establishment has received a cease and desist from Mother Monster for trademark infringement. She calls the dessert “nausea-inducing”, yet her perfume with blood and semen scents is awesome. Didn’t she once say that she took the “Gaga” from a Queen song anyway? Never mind that babies have been saying “ga ga” since the dawn of time.

All we hear is Litigious Ga-Ga! Litigious Ca-Ca! Litigious Ga-Ga! Li-ti-gious some one will sue you!

We just hope officials have thoroughly testes and screened that ice cream for hepatitis and other viruses.

Next up, trademark suits against Disney for using a character named Lady in Lady and the Tramp, your landLADY, LADYbugs, the First LADY, LADY Bird Johnson, LADY Jane Grey, numerous LADIES in waiting, the NHL for the use of the LADY Byng trophy, LADY Marmalade, LADYsmith Black Mombaso, and Jerry Lewis for using the phrase “Hey LADIES”. The term LADIES and gentlemen is now owned by Lady Gaga and will result in royalty payments whenever used in TV or films. Luck will now be a Lady Gaga tonight.