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“Choosey Lover” And “No, No, No”: 9 Songs You You Probably Didn’t Know Vince Herbert Wrote And Produced

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Say what you want about Vince, but he’s quite the talented (and wealthy) fella.

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Lady Gaga leaving her hotel heading to Jingle Bell ball in London

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Famously-Dimply: A Gallery Of Beloved Celebrity Women With Cellulite

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With every God-given talent or physical gift, comes a humbling imperfection like ugly feet, struggly teeth or unsightly cellulite. Believe it or not, some women actually embrace their dimply legs, thighs and booty cheeks while others pay thousands to have their cellulite removed only to resurface weeks later.

Here’s a photo gallery of beloved celebrity women with cellulite. Take a look.


 

Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

Today’s extra catch consists of Nicole Scherzinger, Jackie Miranne, Aimee Jade, Jessica Wright, LeAnn Rimes,Charisma Carpenter, Sara MacDonald, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Hilary Duff, Sarah Silverman, Kylie Jenner, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, Mel B, Tish Cyrus, Amanda Seyfried, Eva Riccobono, Sandra Bullock, Pamela Anderson

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Celebs Be Lyin: 8 Big-Name Artists Who Canceled Shows Due To A “Mystery Illness”

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Neo-Soul GOD/recovering dope fiend D’Angelo recently canceled five shows on his tour due to a “mystery illness” that left him confined to a Maryland-area hospital. Whether it’s SARS, a legit sickness or drug-related, no one knows, but folks rarely believe artists when they claim to be “sick” and “unable to perform.”

Here are eight big-name artists who canceled shows due to a “mystery illness.” Take a look.


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Lady Gaga Looks Strange And Other Non-News

The sky is blue. Kittens are cute. Breathing is important. Lady Gaga wore something strange to a photo shoot. All of these statements hold exactly the same amount of shock value for me – none at all. Now don’t get me wrong, I think these photos are fantastic. It’s just all stuff we’ve seen before. I’m not really sure there’s anything Lady Gaga could do to surprise people anymore and I’m okay with that. I don’t like Lady Gaga because she’s shocking or even because of her wardrobe. I like her personality, her message and her music. The rest is irrelevant. I have to say though, I do think her body is looking fantastic in these photos. I know some have criticized her for being too thin or too heavy in the past but I think all of that is hogwash. Gaga has always had a fantastic body and it’s looking especially fantastic in these photos.

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Lady Gaga Wears Something Shocking And It’s All Getting A Little Old.

Now before I even start writing about why I find these photos yawn worthy, I want to make something clear. I love Lady Gaga. I love her music. I love her personality and I love her honesty. I think she’s more complicated than the average pop star and is probably more complicated than she’d have us all believe. With all that out of the way, these pictures just feel like more of the same to me. She’s wearing weird outfits, has weird stuff going on with her hair and it’s all stuff we’ve seen before. Are these pictures old or new? I have no idea but it doesn’t matter because they could’ve been taken when she first burst onto the scene or they could’ve been taken yesterday. Nothing has changed. My favorite shoots of Gaga have been the ones where she leaves the dramatic looks behind and goes for something more simple. She’s not an unattractive woman. You just wouldn’t know it thanks to her typical hair and makeup choices. Look up her more natural photos shoots. You might be surprised.

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Brunette Lady Gaga and her tattoos on the beach.

These photos could possibly be my favorite set of photos of Lady Gaga ever. They’re just so unexpected. I’ve long said that the only way Gaga could really still shock people after the meat dress, the weird egg thing and her cross dressing would be to wear something completely normal and that’s exactly what she’s done in these photos from Rio de Janeiro. If I didn’t know better, I’m not sure I’d even believe that was Mother Monster. The bikini is normal. The hair is normal. The sunglasses are normal. She looks just like the average girl on the beach and I absolutely love that. This is a woman who goes out of her way to stand out. It’s kind of nice to see her blending in. I’m also a big fan of the tattoos. I have a lot of tattoos myself so I guess I feel Gaga and I have that in common. I love these photos. She looks fantastic.

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This is what Lady Gaga wears to go to lunch.

There has been a lot of talk in the press lately about Lady Gaga’s weight. While I don’t think it’s fair, I love the way she’s handling it. Instead of getting all upset about her new, curvier body, she’s showing it off. I have to admit though, from the looks of these pictures of her going to lunch at Les Pirates restaurant, it looks like much of the weight she gained has already started coming off. Or maybe it hasn’t, but it doesn’t matter either way. While I’m not loving her choice of outfit for her lunch date, I love her “this is who I am” attitude. I always have. I’m also really loving the hair color here. It looks fantastic on her. And finally, I have to mention those shoes. I adore them. I adore them in ways I can’t even explain – unhealthy, obsessive ways that lead me to believe I will dream of these shoes tonight. Christmas is coming. These would make a fantastic gift for yours truly.

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Lady Gaga gains 25 pounds, shares underwear pics on Twitter

I know some folks ’round these parts aren’t big fans of Lady Gaga but I am so I’m thrilled to have the chance to write about these photos. While some young female celebs might freak out about gaining 25 pounds and immediately try to lose the weight, Lady Gaga takes a completely different approach. She strips to her undies and has a few underwear pics snapped. Then she shares them online. I think that’s fantastic. There are too many women in this world who worry so much about their weight. Gaga not only doesn’t hide her new curves, she shows them off. She talks so much about confidence and loving who you are. This is clearly a woman who lives her message. I admire that infinitely. While she has said she intends to lose the weight, I think it’s fantastic she did this all the same.

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Lady Gaga Gaining Weight: A Pasta Problem?

It’s no secret that Lady Gag has been gaining weight (see pictures in gallery below) but up ‘til now we didn’t know if she was gaining that weight because she was pregnant. Well, it turns out that there is no baby growing inside of Lady Gaga; just strands of pasta and a few pounds of fresh mozzarella cheese. Lady Gaga talked about her recent weight gain in an interview with Elvis Duran,

“I love eating pasta and pizza. I’m a New York Italian girl. That’s why I have been staying out of New York. My father opened a restaurant. It’s so amazing. It’s so freaking delicious, but I’m telling you I gain five pounds every time I go in.” Lady Gaga told radio host Elvis Duran.

The singer did admit that she is now back on a pretty strict diet,

 

“I’m dieting right now, because I gained, like, 25 pounds. And you know I really don’t feel bad about it, not even for a second. I have to be on such a strict diet constantly. It’s hard because it’s a quite vigorous show, so I tend to bulk up, get muscular, and I really don’t like that.”

Damn, 25 pounds? That’s a lot of spaghetti! But, I say, good for Lady Gaga! It must be hard to follow such a strict diet; it’s nice to see a celebrity who is not so obsessed about their weight. If my father had his own Italian restaurant I’d probably gain 25 pounds, too. However, you can bet that will not be happening anytime soon…unless you count being a delivery driver for Dominos as working at an “Italian” restaurant. ladygaga ladygaga1 ladygaga2 ladygaga3

 

Lady Gaga lets her butt hang out on stage in London

Had I not already used the London/France cliche in an earlier post about Pixie Lott, I would totally be using it here. Oh Lady Gaga – the pantless wonder. Lady Gaga took the “forgot my pants” look and ran with it, spawning millions of imitators. Maybe millions is a bit of an exaggeration but you get my point. Not long ago, I was making a rare trip out of the house and couldn’t find my shorts. It was hot so I threw on a pair of black tights, an oversized t-shirt and took off. My justification? Lady Gaga can do it. Why can’t I? I felt awkward and uncomfortable all day long. I have to wonder how Gaga got past that? Maybe modesty is just a foreign concept to her. Yeah, I think I’m going to go with that one. Doesn’t matter though. I still love her like I love puppies. Her style just doesn’t work for me. Guess that means it’s time to reconsider the meat dress I was planning to wear to town on Friday.

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Lady Gaga Rumored To Have Hired New BFF Lindsay Lohan to Appear in Gaga’s Next Music Video

LiLo and Gaga recently caused an internet uproar when they began casually tweeting each other, revealing that they’d begun hanging out together.  Now rumors are flying that the duo will work together in Gaga’s next video which will most likely be an offshoot from her 3rd studio release album, ARTPOP.   A source close to Gaga reportedly denied the rumor  saying, “Lady Gaga’s not shooting a music video at this time”. Wondering if it’s all just a publicity stunt?  Check out this photo from littlemonsters.com posted late last month.  Lohan and Gaga were reported to have booked a room at exclusive Chateau Marmont Hotel in West Hollywood where they ‘watched old movies and played board games at a slumber party’.  Hmmm, I wonder what game(s) they played?

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Is LiLo finally getting her act together? She will play Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Lifetime movie, Liz & Dick, due to air in the fall.  She just wrapped production on Canyons in which she plays opposite porn star, James Deen, scheduled to be released sometime in 2013.  Lohan has also landed a role yet to be defined in Scary Movie 5 with Charlie Sheen and Ashley Tisdale (Tisdale replaced Anna Faris who starred in the first 4 installments) scheduled for release on January 11, 2013.   It all looks pretty good on paper and we at The Daily Fix wish her well but we’re going to wait until the ink is dry.

 

Lady Gaga Rumored To Have Hired New BFF Lindsay Lohan to Appear in Gaga’s Next Music Video

LiLo and Gaga recently caused an internet uproar when they began casually tweeting each other, revealing that they’d begun hanging out together.  Now rumors are flying that the duo will work together in Gaga’s next video which will most likely be an offshoot from her 3rd studio release album, ARTPOP.   A source close to Gaga reportedly denied the rumor  saying, “Lady Gaga’s not shooting a music video at this time”. Wondering if it’s all just a publicity stunt?  Check out this photo from littlemonsters.com posted late last month.  Lohan and Gaga were reported to have booked a room at exclusive Chateau Marmont Hotel in West Hollywood where they ‘watched old movies and played board games at a slumber party’.  Hmmm, I wonder what game(s) they played?

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Is LiLo finally getting her act together? She will play Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Lifetime movie, Liz & Dick, due to air in the fall.  She just wrapped production on Canyons in which she plays opposite porn star, James Deen, scheduled to be released sometime in 2013.  Lohan has also landed a role yet to be defined in Scary Movie 5 with Charlie Sheen and Ashley Tisdale (Tisdale replaced Anna Faris who starred in the first 4 installments) scheduled for release on January 11, 2013.   It all looks pretty good on paper and we at The Daily Fix wish her well but we’re going to wait until the ink is dry.

 

Lady Gaga forgot her pants again.

Man, I have to tell you, Lady Gaga must be getting up there in age because her mind really seems to be slipping. Here we see Gaga at LAX Airport in LA clearly having forgotten a very important part of her wardrobe – her pants. Or possibly her skirt. Boy, I bet she was embarrassed when she realized her mistake. I’m kidding of course. She clearly left her drawers in the closet on purpose because Gaga is just outrageous like that. Seriously though, I love Lady Gaga. I love her music. I love her message and I love her personality. I just wonder sometimes if the crazy get ups are necessary. I can see how they would’ve helped when she was just putting herself out there for the first time but now everyone knows her name. The grabs for attention just don’t seem worth it anymore. Then again, maybe she just wears outfits like the one she’s wearing here because they’re comfortable. I’m sure the tights and panties were more comfortable than what most people wear these days. Maybe she should just try a simple sarong instead though – super comfortable and a lot less trashy looking.

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Lady Gaga shows off her Black Eye! (See Picture Inside!)

As most of you know, Lady Gaga got smacked in the head with a pole while performing on stage in New Zealand. The hit was bad enough to cause a concussion, but get this…she sang sixteen more songs to finish the show! What a trooper.

Anyway, a concussion was not the only thing Lady Gaga got from the pole. She also received a nasty black eye and the 26-year-old superstar was nice enough to take a picture of it (see below) and share it with everyone on Twitter, “Just emerging from hours of sleep…Still remiss if I should go outside, with this clonker I may be of questionable styling.” she tweeted.

Lady Gaga also thanked all her fans for the support and thoughtful messages. She admitted to still feeling a bit “woozy” but said she is getting better everyday. Lady Gaga shows off her Black Eye! (See Picture Inside!) Lady Gaga shows off her Black Eye! (See Picture Inside!) Lady Gaga shows off her Black Eye! (See Picture Inside!) Lady Gaga shows off her Black Eye! (See Picture Inside!) Lady Gaga shows off her Black Eye! (See Picture Inside!)

 

Lady Gaga is ENGAGED?

The little monsters are going crazy today! Why? Because Terry Richardson (man behind the Kate Upton ‘Cat Daddy’ video) posted a picture on his blog of Lady Gaga wearing a ring on her finger with the caption, ‘showing off her new engagement ring.

That made Lady Gaga fans all over the world go crazy! Rumors spread and many thought she got back with her recent ex Taylor Kinney and married him! However, that is not the case. It was all just one big hoax! Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson have been working together on a new book of Lady Gaga photos and this just happened to be one of the photos.

So, all you little monsters can relax. Did you really think the Mama monster would get engaged without telling you all first? Lady Gaga is ENGAGED? Lady Gaga is ENGAGED? Lady Gaga is ENGAGED? Lady Gaga is ENGAGED?

 

Lady Gaga Hates Divorce!

Lady Gaga is not a fan of divorce, at all. She is a big believer in marriage, but only if you stick with it and work through your troubles. “My grandmother….was married to my grandfather for 60 years. My parents are still together, 30 years. Divorce is not an option for me.” the 26-year-old singer said.

She talked about how her parents had to stick it out and work through the tough times,

“It’s like, ‘I’m gonna get married and that’s it. He’s stuck with me’. I want to eventually find a man that feels the same way – about divorce not being an option. Working through everything together, even if it’s the hardest thing you’ve ever been through, you just stick it out.” she said.

That is kind of surprising. Judging by the way she acts/dresses and just her overall attitude, you wouldn’t think she would be one to take marriage so seriously. It’s nice to see that she does indeed have some priorities. Good luck to the crazy dude who ends up marrying that piece of work. Lady Gaga Hates Divorce! Lady Gaga Hates Divorce! Lady Gaga Hates Divorce!

 

Lady Gaga wants her own Little Monsters?

Lady Gaga doesn’t exactly seem like the “settling down” type of gal. But in a recent interview with Oprah, Gaga revealed some pretty surprising news. Lady Gaga said that she wanted a “soccer team” full of kids.

“Yeah, Yeah, I do. I mean maybe I’m being a bit superfluous [about the soccer team], but I don’t want to have one [child], I want a few” Gaga said. She also talked about how she wants a husband, making a gesture to indicate a baby bump, “I want to experience that. “ She said.

But don’t expect her to be popping out babies any time soon. She said that she wants a family – just “not yet.” So, it could be ten years down the road before she decides to pop out one of her own little monsters. Interestingly enough, she is also planning on taking a break from interviews. The singer revealed she is taking a self-imposed vow of silence.

“Other than this interview, I do not intend to speak to anyone for a very long time…No press, no TV. If my mom calls and says, “Did you hear about…I shut it all off”

How long will her interview hiatus last? We are currently taking bets. We’re saying it’ll last about 3 weeks…why? Because she’ll have to defend herself against all the pregnancy rumors that are sure to come from this interview. Lady Gaga wants her own Little Monsters? Lady Gaga wants her own Little Monsters? Lady Gaga wants her own Little Monsters?

 

Hollywood, Then and Now

I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years since my senior year in High School.  I knew back then that when we gathered for the reunion,  we would probably need a few name tags to identify one another.  Generally we’ve all changed to a certain degree,  but at the 20 year mark,  we’ve all changed to the point where it would deem necessary the use of name tags.  I walked into a grocery store the other day and saw a Facebook friend of mine that I had not seen since high school and didn’t recognize him.  I wonder how many other people I’ve seen out and about and didn’t make the connection.  I know some of us have lost our hair, gained some weight, grew some facial hair (and that’s just the women) even came across a few, “HOLY Sh*t!  WTF happened to you?”  moments.  All in all in the end,  it’s always good to see an old friend. 

Even though we didn’t have any celebrities from our class,  I wonder even if we did, would I even recognize them?  I’m glad that I treated people kindly, the same way that I do now, cause you never know when you will run into a ‘blast from the past’.  Imagine if you were the guy in H.S that dated Octo-mom with thoughts of one day raising a family.  Imagine if you were someone that laughed at Bill Gates for being a nerd way back when.  Imagine if you made fun of Angelina Jolie for having big lips.  I find joy in knowing that a few of the ‘unpopular’ kids are now so rich they could buy the venue our reunion will be held in.  I smile from ear to ear when I hear stories of ‘fat’ girls becoming ‘sexy’ movie actresses,  hanging on a poster in your sons bedroom as he tells you to ‘knock’ before you come in.  Gotta love karma.

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Everything You Need to Know About the Grammys Wrapped Up In a Poem!

Bruce Springsteen opened up the show

L.L. Cool J came out to host

Why? We don’t know.

There was a prayer for Whitney Houston

A very sad moment indeed

But the show must go on…

 

Lady Gaga had a net on her head

It was mildly amusing

And heavily confusing

Bruno Mars and his hair played a tune

Making all the girls in the audience swoon

Does anyone else think he is the perfect shade of brown?

Chris Brown told everyone to turn up the music

But all I wanted to do was turn it down.

 

 

 

Rihanna performed and tried to sell her sex

But when she started dancing she looked like a T-Rex

Foster the People murdered The Beach Boys

Taylor Swift continued to wonder why everyone is so mean

She received a standing ovation and put on her, “I’m so shocked” routine.

 

 

A Smurf came out and performed one of Katy Perry’s songs

The Band Perry was freaking creepy and their hair was just wrong

Glen Campbell

A true cowboy graced the stage

He still rocked the joint

And said a big “F**k You” to old age.

 

 

Bon Iver won a well-deserved Grammy

Jennifer Hudson showed off her beautiful voice

And everyone in the building rejoiced

Oh and before I say farewell

I should probably tell you about Adele

She won all six awards she was nominated for

Including album of the year

I am not sure how to end this poem

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Lady Gaga is Naked!!! Well… Practically

Bad Romance superstar singer Lady Gaga is known for her extreme outfits, but — believe it or not — it’s recently come out that she’s had even more extreme self confidence issues. Apparently, the starlett hasn’t always been proud of her shapely and voluptuous figure (as she should be), but has admitted to suffering from severe bulimia in her high school years.

 

In a recent interview, Gaga confessed, ‘I used to throw up all the time in high school. So I’m not that confident… I wanted to be a skinny little ballerina but I was a voluptuous little Italian girl whose dad had meatballs on the table every night… I used to come home and say, ‘Dad, why do you always give us this food? I need to be thin.’ And he’d say, ‘Eat your spaghetti.’ It’s really hard, But … you’ve got to talk to somebody about it.’

Lady Gaga revealed that she was only able to overcome the disease when she realized the severe strain on her voice that bulimia caused. ‘It made my voice bad, so I had to stop. The acid on your vocal chords — it’s very bad.’

But, it seems that is all behind Lady Gaga now, especially when we see her sporting this shower-curtain-meets-saran-wrap dress. Hell, put it with her meat dress and you’ve got leftovers! Lady Gaga stripped it all off… mostly… for an ad for her upcoming Born This Way Ball tour that starts in South Korea on April 27. So, if there’s one good message that the Lady has put out there, it’s this: Baby, you were born this way!

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Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football!

Lady Gaga doesn’t seem like your typical football fan, but she is getting in the spirit of things. She posed for a photo shoot with her friend Terry Richardson, who posted the photos on his blog. You can see in one of the pictures she is using a football to cover her bare chest. You know what that means, right? We’re going to see ladies all over the place doing the same thing, just because Lady Gaga did it. So, don’t be surprised if your girlfriend sends you a picture message of her holding a football up to her boobies. You can thank Lady Gaga for that.

If that does indeed happen, then you will need to send a picture back. I suggest getting one of those ‘Number 1” foam hand things and well…you can figure out the rest.

It’s being reported that Sofia Vergara was going to pose for the same kind of picture, but they couldn’t find enough footballs to cover her chest. Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football! Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football! Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football! Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football! Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football!

 

Lady Gaga poses for Terry Richardson

I’m not normally the kind of girl that goes nuts over a particular photographer but there are two photographers working in the industry today I get genuinely excited about. Tyler Shields and Terry Richardson. When I heard there was a set of Lady Gaga pics from a Terry Richardson photoshoot coming up, I hoped I’d get the chance to write about them and here I am. First, I love Lady Gaga. She bizarre, outrageous and has a knack for writing catchy pop songs. More than that though, she can legitimately sing. Terry Richardson is the perfect photographer to capture the essence of who Gaga is as a person and as a performer. His shots of Jared Leto are among my favorite pictures of all time but I have to admit, these Gaga pics are pretty close to the top of the list. There’s just something about them I like. Perhaps its the rawness of them or the glimpse they give us into what the Lady’s life is like off the stage. I love this whole series and I can’t wait to see more.

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How does Madonna feel about Lady Gaga?

Lady Gaga has said on multiple occasions that she is Madonna’s biggest fan personally and professionally, but does Madonna feel the same? Well, it certainly doesn’t seem like it. Madonna was asked about Gaga and some of her songs during some interviews released on Friday. Here are some of the highlights “I certainly think she references me a lot in her work. And sometimes I think it’s amusing and flattering and well done,” There’s a lot of ways to look at it. I can’t really be annoyed by it…because obviously, I’ve influenced her,” Madonna on the similarities between her song, “Express Yourself” and Gaga’s song, “Born This Way.” “When I heard it on the radio. I said that sounds very familiar. It felt reductive.” “A wonderful way to redo my song. I mean I recognized the chord changes. I thought it was…interesting.” So, I know Madonna said that she can’t really be “annoyed” by it…but it kind of seems like she is. She sounds really jealous if you ask me, I mean a lot of songs sound similar these days. It’s hard to be completely original, plus it’s not like they’re singing life changing songs. Lady Gaga wants to take a ride on your disco stick and Madonna wants to run naked in a rainstorm, okay? Madonna had her time to shine, and now it is Lady Gaga’s time. Eventually, she will fade out and someone else will come up and take over. It is how the world works. Let it go, Madonna.
 

The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — 1/7/12

Hello again, my gossip friends! Today, just as yesterday was, may be a bit different than normal because I’m hopped up on meds. Yeah, I think I’m meaner when I’m drugged up. Anyway, let’s get to it, shall we? Here are the day’s best, worst, and fucking ugliest pics and peeps of the day! The Good — Yup, this pic is an old one. But you know what? No one even came close to being this kind of sexy today! I ran across Brooklyn Decker’s Sports Illustrated shot and nearly… well, never mind. I almost gave away a bit too much personal information there. Anyway, I don’t care how old this picture is; this chick still topped the rest of today’s sexiest stars, so I’m givin’ it to you Brooklyn Decker – whoever the hell you are – for being one hot and sexy bi-otch!!! The Bad — Okay. I take it back. Coco’s little red number I posted a couple weeks ago has got nothing on this mess. Jennifer Nicole Lee, sweetie… you look like shit! I can practically see the lips of your labia, chica, and that is a problem… a BIG problem. It’s like, either go nude and show us your coot or keep it covered up! Seriously. Because when they do shit like this, it just makes them look like trashy whores. Had she been naked I probably would’ve been like OMFG — this is one bangable bitch. But… she didn’t, and therefore, she’s not. So either show us what you got or keep the shit covered up, because this look is just raunchy as fuck!!! The Fugly — You know, I hate bashing Lady Gaga. She has such a distinct style, and I really dig her individuality. But… What the FUCK is this? This look she was sporting at an after party is simply atrocious. Why? Seriously, what is wrong with her? I mean, don’t you remember bashing the hell out of Marilyn Manson back in the day for all the crazy shit he did? And then, before that even, we were bashing Ozzy Osbourne. But, I’m here to tell ya, Ozzy and Marilyn ain’t got SHIT on Lady Gaga, m’kay? Cause this chick is… well… straight FUGLY!!! Thanks for reading my rant, and don’t forget to come back tomorrow for more narcotic-induced celebrity bashing!  
 

Lady Gaga Bathes in Blood!!! … No, Really…

And we all just thought her craziness was for show. Well, apparently not. Because the twenty-five year old mega-star Lady Gaga has been accused of bathing in blood! The web is a-buzz with rumors that Gaga has been taking part in some eerily bizarre Satanic rituals… And why would she do such a thing? Why, to keep her safe from spirits, of course. I’m sure that the staff of the Intercontinental Hotel in London have seen some pretty strange things. But, Lady Gaga’s blood-filled tub probably tops that list, I’m sure. Yes, you heard me right. When the cleaning staff went in to Lady Gaga’s bathroom to give it a good scrubbin,’ they found that the bathtub was filled with blood. The staff-member has spoken out, saying, ‘Lady Gaga left large amounts of blood in the suite during a stay this summer. The incident was reported to the concierge, who was told to put it out of her mind.’ Lady Gaga is said to be absolutely terrified of spirits and won’t even stay in any hotel until a paranormal investigative team has thoroughly checked the property for ghosts. I guess we can just add this to the list of crazy shit that Lady Gaga is famous for. Hmm… I wonder how long it’s going to be before they find one of her rooms with a blood and body filled bathtub… Well, as soon as that one happens, rest assured that The Daily Fix’ll be bringing in to ya!
 

Have a Hangover? Take a quick shot of Gossip!

Happy New Year! I am sure most of you are waking up next to people who you don’t even remember meeting. Congratulations, you have successfully completed, “New Year’s Eve.” While you wonder how you’re going to get this stranger out of your bed, take a look at some of the latest gossip from today. There are a lot of small stories out there, so I decided to combine them into one post. Brad Pitt is building a new house! He is planning to take some time off from his movie career, so he can start building his dream house. Apparently, Angelina Jolie bought him some land with a freaking waterfall on it for Christmas; I didn’t even know that was legal.  Now that Pitt has the land, he is planning to embark on an extravagant building experiment. Brad Pitt is said to be in love with the design of Lloyd Wright’s 1939 Fallingwater. I just have one question…can you build a certain blogger a little shack out back? You won’t even know I am there. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes fly to New York together. The two have been dating since September and decided now was the perfect time to take a romantic trip to New York. I am sure they will spend almost all of their time watching themselves have sex in the mirror. At least, that is what I would be doing. Let’s just hope Ryan finally changes out of that shirt he has had on for the past two days. (pictures below) Lady Gaga does it big in New York! Lady Gaga put on a show last night in New York for the New Year’s Eve celebrations. Of course, she was dressed in some insane costumes. You can see all of the weird pictures below. I think the weird looking ball/cage/thingy around her head might be my favorite. I just wonder when this dressing “weird” thing will go away. Isn’t it kind of normal now? It’s not even weird anymore. If she would have came out wearing a shirt and jeans that would have been weird. And finally let’s congratulate David Arquette! He has been clean and sober for a year now! He wrote on his twitter, “Today marks 1 year of sobriety for me. I thank god for the strength and guidance and my family and friends for their love and support & I TY.” “TY” means thank you for you people new to the internet.
 

The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — Christmas Eve Edition

Welcome back, and Merry Christmas Eve!!! Ah… Christmas Eve… a time for beauty, for bad ideas, and for beasts… Well, at least here on The Daily Fix’s The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly Christmas Eve Edition segment!!! So, enjoy today’s best, worst, and fugliest! The Good – Today’s ‘Good’ is a double feature!! Thirty year old model and mommy Claudia Galanti was caught splashing it up today in a thong bikini (check below for the butt pic… it’s a good’n) in Miami’s eighty-one degree heat. She later met up with Italian Bombshell Natalia Bush. And guess what? She’s in a blue thong, too!!! The Bad — Okay, I never thought in a million that I would be putting Lady Gaga on The Bad list, but this look she was sporting today as she arrived in NYC is simply horrendous. I may not love all of her music, but I am a big fan of HER. Not today, however. This fairy-inspired wing… thingy she arrived on the tarmac in was grotesque! When she weirds it up all the way (like pouring Cheerios over her naked breasts) then that’s okay, but this kind of down-played weird just looks ridiculous! The Fugly – This is another woman that I simply love; Renee Graziano won my affection when she came on VH1′s Mob Wives and proved herself to be a royal BITCH! Since I consider myself a bitch as well, I immediately loved her. But, this… this is just wrong! Being photographed as you grind your coot against a stripper pole to show off your new still-cellulite-filled ass? Just… why, Renee? WHY??? I’m all for female empowerment and rockin’ your goodies no matter your age, but look at your elbows, sweetie… That’s just fugly!!!
 

Lady Gaga and her Disastrous Dress

Who wouldn’t go gaga over Lady Gaga herself?

The singer strutted a high slit black gown at the Emmys, revealing a tattoos and body parts.  If you ask the boys, she should’ve flaunted some cleavage as well. Such a feat isn’t enough. She could’ve done herself a favor and wore it to the benefit for the earthquake and tsunami victims instead. In that way, the dress could relate because it’s missing a sleeve, as those calamity victims are missing their homes and some members of their families.

Nobody finds it hardcore, nor fashion-forward, and it’s not even attractive at all, except to the mean eyes of critiques. Namely, me.

Besides, big shoulders aren’t trendy anymore. Go ahead, confirm it with the fashion police.

 

Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.17.2011)

Check out that old lady checking out 58-year old Pierce Brosnan. “Boy, I sure would love to tap that young hot ass! Now, if I could only get my stroller to go a little faster…”

Remember Stephanie Powers from Heart To Heart? Well, she looks like this now. And she’s in the British version of “I’m a celebrity…get me out of here”.

Donald Trump looking more oompa loompa-y than usual.

Bradley Cooper just got voted Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. Seriously? He doesn’t even have lips! Donald, show them yours, baby.”

Who wants to see Angelina Jolie’s 80-year old legs?

Charlie Sheen has substituted drugs and whores with well, food and whores. That’s the only way to explain the gut and the smile (on the set of his new movie).

Holly Madison just made turkey a thing for my fantasies. Is that wrong??

Lady Gaga’s nipples are showing. And I’m guessing the sperm hat means she’s promoting birth control?

Ex-Pussycat doll Jessica Sutha in a bikini in Miami.

So it turns out Stacy Keibler is a freaking genius. That cleavage we showed you yesterday? Well, it was meant for George Clooney’s parents. “Georgie boy, you gotta marry this one. Her breasts, er, brain really spoke to me.”

So what if Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part I sucks? The ladies looked hot at the premiere so it’s all good.

Courtney Love has gone on a rampage to blind me this week.

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.16.2011)

Steven Tyler is still in Hawaii assaulting our eyes. And can someone please tell me what’s going on with one of his toes (pic with scuba diving outfit). It’s literally humping the big toe!

Who wants to see how you spread gonorrhea on the beaches of Bali?

I’m pretty sure I can see Stacy Keibler’s belly button in that dress. George must be voicing concerns that they’ve been dating for too long again.

Demi Lovato took Wilder Valderrama to a wedding and then twittered her happiness over catching the bouquet. Run Wilder, run!!

Hillary Duff is showing off her swollen uterus.

Lady Gaga and her talons must be a blast cuddling up to.

Vienna Girardi is now leading the exciting life of a pig farmer after getting dumped by Kasey Kahl. I was about to start crying for her, but Eddie Cibrian’s ridiculous mustache turned my sorrow into fits of laughter.

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Lady Gaga was a decapitated corpse on X Factor UK (with video)

Here’s Lady Gaga holding her “decapitated” head while singing “Marry The Night” on British X Factor Saturday night, right after she writhed in a confessional box with a huge cross and since she’s rapidly running out of ideas to shock our socks off, expect her to have herself killed at some point so she can return and sing as a ghost in fishnets or even invite Lucifer for a cup of tea on stage. Yes, I do believe in conspiracy theories and that she bathes in Satan’s blood every night. I heard it works just like bath salts. Plus, I recently verified that Tom Cruise is secretly working with two-headed aliens to take over the world, so this must be true too.

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Lady Gaga’s ass and some other Gaga pictures

You know, I really should’ve known. I saw pictures of Lady Gaga on the red carpet at the MTV European Music Awards in Belfast and thought she looked surprisingly normal. Her dress wasn’t really all that outrageous and she actually looked pretty hot. Then I opened these pictures to begin writing my post, saw Gaga’s caboose and some of the crazy hats she was wearing and breathed a sigh of relief. Clearly Gaga is still being Gaga. I love this woman. She knows how to push the envelope and while I think she goes too far sometimes (much of the time), I love the fact that she’s got the guts to go further than many other performers. Gaga excites me even if I’d still like to see her really shock us all and be completely normal just once.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.7.2011)

69-year old Harrison Ford: Ok kids, now gently place that ball in my hand. Oh, Jesus, time out. I think i just stained my pants.

JLO shows the Europeans some butt-cheek.

Priest gives Arnold Schwarzenegger a sympathetic hug. His eyes obviously lingered on Maria Schriver for a bit too long during his sermon.

Some Lady Gaga ass?

The MTV Europe Music Awards  took place Sunday night and we’re pretty sure the standard of music was pretty high mainly because the whole thing was hosted by Bar Rafaeli’s and Irina Shayk’s thighs. Plus, The Hoff was there.

Olivia Wilde shows some side-boob and Kate Hudson brings her lactating breasts to honor Clint Eastwood at the LACMA inaugural Art + Film Gala. Uma Thurman was also sexy, but only if you’re a trash collector and you’re attracted to garbage bags.

Madonna hides her face again. Must not have had time to pull those fangs back in.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.17.2011)

Hillary Clinton boogie woogies to Lady Gaga at Prez Clinton’s 65th birthday celebration. She’s now ready to be our next President.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan dresses appropriately for the same event.”Bill, what did we say about hookers and public appearances??” “But honey, it’s my birthday!!”

Elisabetta Canalis’ rack is still worthy of stare.

Our congrats to Stacy Keibler. She made it to her first movie premiere with George Clooney.

Lady Gaga’s looking for a better signal.

Kelly Rowland’s breasticles are an excellent judge of talent at the British X-Factor.

Christina Milian as the hostess for the End Of Summer celebration at the Palazzo in Las Vegas.

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.13.2011)

Kelly Clarkson is turning into a man.

Carla Bruni’s belly has reached epic proportions.

Olivia Munn and Tatum O’Neil strip down for the stripper movie Magic Mike. This one’s going to be a magical movie, isn’t it.

Madonna should know better. Bell bottoms don’t flatter an ewok’s figure.

Is Hillary Swank starting to suffer from flab-ass-itis?

Demi Moore takes time from Asthton Kutcher’s wondering penis to model for Ann Taylor.

Julia Robert’s 43-year old knees are holding up pretty well.

Lady Gaga is wearing a fancy garbage bag.

This has got to be the bottom for Christina Aguilera. Someone, just bring down that hatch and end this.

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Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.11.2011)

January Jones is not happy with her new Mad Men attire. That or Perrier is making her burpy.

Exhibit #168 that Jessica Simpson is pregnant: Need for urgent and frequent urination.

Carmen Electra’s right nipple is cold.

Alessandra Ambrosio is pumping her own gas??? America is on the verge of collapse.

Lady Gaga is calling her trichologist because her hair is falling out. That’s how I’m interpreting abstract art. Plus, her boyfriend is actually not an android with a quirky sense of style but Taylor Kinney from Vampire Diaries? I don’t get it.

We now understand David Arquette’s plight for younger poon.

Hilary Duff testing our oath to never make crotch jokes about pregnant women.

Hugh Jackman, Man Of Steal walking his little dog Peaches. Elton John wants this piece on his yacht, A.S.A.P.

Justin Theroux wants to make love with Justin Theroux, so Jennifer Aniston is filling in the blanks.

Selena Gomez is leggy.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (08.10.2011)

Miranda Kerr gets completely naked for Australia’s Harpers Bazaar. Which is a fashion magazine. About clothes. Ok, that turban is pretty fashionable.

Katie Holmes’ cleavage is more desolate than an African village plagued by drought. And later, Tom Cruise goes for some well-documented PDA. He washed his hands with Lysol afterwards and looked at his photo album of penises to make him forget. Kinda like comfort food.

Looking at 53-year old Sharon Stone in a tight mini dress is like drinking milk that’s slightly beyond its expiration date. It doesn’t make you throw up, but you wished you didn’t take that huge gulp.

Holly Madison reminds us of the important things in life: Oktoberfest and beer.

Lady Gaga is into rams now.

Demi Lovato is on her way to winning over alcoholism and bulimia. Don’t let that water fool you. She ate the Twinkies and the beef jerky before the guy gave her change back.

Serena Williams and country singer Jake Owens were out on a romantic date. “I said, gimme your goddamn fries or I’ll shove a tennis ball in your mouth. And then strip down to a bikini!”

Kim Kardashian’s ass defies air brushing (Australian InStyle).

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Lady Gaga needs to trim that monkey bush

Here’s Lady Gaga at a Black Eyed Peas party in London last night, and they say a picture is worth more than a 1000 words so we should probably leave this one to do its work for us. Except that 1000 monkeys are running around the Amazon as we speak holding their exposed genitals and crying. Can PETA get someone to get naked over this? We feel the need to protest.

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