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Kate Hudson:All men want is sex and a sandwich

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Hey, maybe we misjudged Kate Hudson after all…and maybe she can hold on to Madonna’s sloppy seconds because she knows exactly what to do with them: give them plenty of orgasms and then hand them the remote control on one hand, a beer on the other, and a plate with a pastrami sandwich gently placed on their lap…and of course makes sure she gets out of the way and reappears only for a refill.

Because after all, when it comes to men, Kate Hudson’s got it all figured out.

In a new interview with Elle UK, she breaks it down for everybody.

“I love boys,” says she who ever so briefly played in the sheets of Owen Wilson, Dax Shepard and Lance Armstong before landing God’s gift to women, A-Rod.

But boys, she quips, are “so easy to figure out.” Paraphrasing celebrity shrink Dr. Laura Schlesinger, she says, “What did Dr. Laura say? Something like, ‘All men want is sex and for you to make them a sandwich.’ I thought that was really funny — and not entirely untrue.”

She elaborates: “I sometimes feel like when you’re talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords.”

“If you had a bubble above their head, they’d be thinking about game scores, masturbation, and food.”

Wow…she just captured the essence of A-Rod right there, in one sentence. Gotta hand it to her for being able to handpick boys that fit her profile to a T.

We’re guessing A-Rod has her remote control set on “mute” when she’s talking?