As it turns out, Amy Winehouse is into lesbo sex. The news, although not surprising as Amy would most likely blow a goat if you stuck a bong in its ass comes after revelations her ex-hubby who is now her fiancee again, just cheated on her with a pre-op tranny who looks exactly like her (in Blake’s defense, he thought it was Amy…the tranny was also sporting cauliflower-sized warts on his penis and water balloons at bursting point for a chest)…just keeping it classy, Wino-style as usual.
Via the always dependable NewsOfTheWorld (hey, it exposed Tiger Wood’s slut bonanza, so everything they write must be true…EVEN that story with the three-headed alien being the daddy of Octomom’s spawns):
SOUL superstar AMY WINEHOUSE has revealed that she sings both ways.
Yep, the Back To Black troublemaker has told friends she is BISEXUAL.
The revelation (although I think we all had our suspicions) comes just days after Amy heard rumours that her ex-hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL had a relationship with a pre-op transsexual.
Wacky Wino told close friends: “So what? I like girls as well. I have had relationships with other women but that doesn’t mean I don’t still love Blake.
“There is something about being with a woman that is very satisfying. I don’t care what people think about me being bi – I do what feels good.”
Despite this, Winehouse, 26, is said to be furious with Blake, 27, over stories linking him to the male Wino lookalike called Mia.
She admitted: “It is embarrassing. I knew this girl. She used to stand outside my house all the time.
“I even spoke to her on the phone telling her to keep away from Blake because he told me she was hassling him.
“He can’t keep doing this to me. But I don’t judge him for it – everyone has sexual desires.”
And last night, a friend of Amy’s confirmed that the singer was bisexual.
Speaking with Amy’s consent, they told me that Wino loves to check out beautiful women – and even has a crush on X Factor judge CHERYL COLE.
“There is nothing restrained about Amy’s sexuality,” said the pal.
“She doesn’t hold back and says what she feels. She often talks about other women. Her favourite is Cheryl, who she really fancies. Most women can appreciate another woman’s beauty but Amy definitely takes that to the next level.”
Despite his apparent links with Mia AND secretly proposing to brunette Sarah Aspin, Blake is still The One for Amy. The friend confirmed she is likely to end up back with Blake.
The source said: “Right now, she’s absolutely devastated. She’s had a horrible few days and doesn’t know what to do. But she certainly hasn’t said for sure that the engagement is off.
“Whether she’s deluded or not, Amy genuinely believes her and Blake are a fairytale who will end up together one day.” Amy’s crazy sex life has been well documented.
During the promotion of her last album in 2006, she told of her new tattoos of naked women and said: “I like pin-up girls. I’m more of a boy than a girl.”
Here’s Amber Heard outside Figaro Cafe in Los Feliz, Los Angeles on Wednesday night making out with a brunette while engaging in some Nazi salute at the same time which clearly is not what I expected (in my fantasies there’s always heavy breast grabbing), but since I’m eager to learn the nuances of lesbiantry, I think I’d make a perfect assistant if they needed someone to hold a flag or detangle their hair or wipe out the lipstick from various body parts.
