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Lindsay Lohan Escapes Again!

The Lindsay Lohan hit-and-run case has been dismissed. The L.A. County District Attorney’s office has dismissed the complaint against Lindsay Lohan. Jut a few hours after the case was delivered to them, the prosecutors found no direct evidence of Lindsay ever hitting Thaer Kamal. The prosecutors didn’t even find evidence that Thaer was hit at all.

“Victim Thaer Kamal’s changed story and lack of cooperation with law enforcement make him a non credible witness. The fact that no collision is seen on video and a lack of any damage to any vehicle or any independent witnesses make it impossible to prove this case.” the report by the D.A. said.

Well, apparently Lindsay Lohan didn’t do anything this time. But we are sure this won’t be the last time Lindsay Lohan faces charges of some sort. Lindsay Lohan Escapes Again! Lindsay Lohan Escapes Again! Lindsay Lohan Escapes Again! Lindsay Lohan Escapes Again!

 

Rihanna Parties with Strippers!

Rihanna is crying out for help and I hope someone is noticing besides perverts like us. We really don’t want to see Rihanna end up like Lindsay Lohan, all of that talent and hotness should not go to waste. But if she is going to have a meltdown, at least she is doing it with a bunch of strippers?

Rihanna had a crazy night at a Strip Club on Tuesday and documented it all on her twitter. Throughout the wild night she tweeted things like, ‘My nigga I’m faded…and I don’t give a phuck.’ and ‘Best stress reliever=$tripper$. Kill it Tip It’ and then the next morning she posted a picture of herself…looking pretty rough and tweeted. ‘Woke up repenting! Feelin like a sinner…’

Geez and this is just what she does on a Tuesday night, just imagine how crazy her weekends are. Hopefully she knows when to stop before it goes too far, but we wouldn’t count on it. Her partying ways seem to be only getting worse (or better if you’re a fan of the hot pictures.) Rihanna Parties with Strippers! Rihanna Parties with Strippers! Rihanna Parties with Strippers! Rihanna Parties with Strippers!

 

Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor!

Most of you know that Lindsay Lohan will be playing Elizabeth Taylor in a new Lifetime movie, but did you know that she posed as Elizabeth Taylor back in 2006? You can see in the photo above just how much she looks like Elizabeth Taylor. Lindsay was 19 when she posed in the picture for Interview magazine. The photos were taken by Karl Lagerfeld.

Just based on looks alone, it definitely seems like Lindsay Lohan was the right choice for the movie. However, will she stay sober? Will she show up to the set on time? Can she still act? All those questions will be answered soon enough.

We have faith in her, though. Mainly just because we want to see Rosie O’Donnell eat her words…literally. Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor! Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor! Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor! Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor!

 

Lindsay Lohan in trouble AGAIN?

Two weeks ago Lindsay Lohan allegedly got into a fight with a woman at a nightclub. Well, fast forward to last night and it looks like the same thing happened again, only this time we have a more detailed report.

The mayhem started when Lindsay’s friend hit another car when trying to park in the parking garage. Witnesses say Lindsay called her dad Michael Lohan for help, he showed up and calmed everyone down (hard to believe). Problem solved, right? Wrong. Michael stayed at the club and partied with his daughter. Lindsay and Michael “chilled” for hours, without any alcohol.

But right before closing time, a woman in the booth next to Lindsay’s made a sarcastic comment about Lindsay showing up with her dad. Of course, that made Lindsay Lohan rage. Lindsay got up and screamed, “Shut the f**k up!” the woman got up and threw her drink in Lindsay’s face. Michael Lohan grabbed Lindsay and got her out of there quickly. Lindsay Lohan in trouble AGAIN? Lindsay Lohan in trouble AGAIN? Lindsay Lohan in trouble AGAIN?

 

Did Lindsay Lohan Start a Fight in Nightclub?

Lindsay Lohan just got off probation a little over a week ago and she already may be in trouble. A woman is accusing Lohan of pushing, shoving and hitting her. The victim claims that she was in the nightclub talking to a male friend of Lindsay’s, which made Lindsay really mad.

The woman claims that Lindsay started to push her and they started to throw down! Slaps and punches were being landed and we imagine some hair pulling, as well. Local law enforcement says they will investigate the claim, just like they would any other incident like this, to determine its validity before proceeding. However, Lindsay Lohan has finished her own investigation and says these claims are bogus!

“Lindsay Lohan was absolutely not involved in any sort of altercation. This is clearly another case of someone looking for money and 15 minutes of fame.” Lohan’s rep, Steve Honig said.

Sources say that Lindsay Lohan wasn’t even at the club that night. They claim that she was at home watching TV!

Who is telling the truth? My money is on Lindsay Lohan. Did Lindsay Lohan Start a Fight in Nightclub? Did Lindsay Lohan Start a Fight in Nightclub? Did Lindsay Lohan Start a Fight in Nightclub? Did Lindsay Lohan Start a Fight in Nightclub?

 

Ali Lohan Looking Very Thin

Forget a sandwich; Ali Lohan needs a whole cow. The 18-year-old was seen walking around while doing some errands yesterday. She could be seen carrying around some fruit and coffee, which is probably the diet, that 75% of Hollywood is on. Lohan signed a modeling contract last year; so many people think that she is afraid to put on a few pounds.

However, she might be headed down a very dangerous road. Ali is believed to be around 5’8 and it looks like she weighs less than 100 pounds. Hamptons Diet creator Dr. Fred Pascatore told RadarOnline the following,

“She looks terrible and it definitely seems like there is an eating disorder or super serious dieting going on, which she clearly doesn’t need. It is frightening.”

We have learned from a few sources that Ali is well aware of her weight and that “she doesn’t have an eating disorder.” but they do say that she is on a very strict diet and wants to maintain her current weight.

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Lindsay Lohan Scares Me

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The first time I saw Lindsay Lohan she was just some little kid in a few Disney movies. The last time I saw Lindsay Lohan she looked like she could be 80 years old.  Plastic surgery on people who don’t need it is a bad idea.  Do a search on Rose McGowan, another beautiful young lady who looks like she got into a fight with her plastic surgeon and lost.  I hope it’s all temporary.  Anyways check out this time lapse video of Lindsey…the music and the images gave me the heebie jeebies.  Keep the lights on when you watch.

 

Lindsay Lohan Released From Probation!

For the first time in four years Lindsay Lohan has been released from formal probation. She got the exciting news yesterday when the judge ruled her to be in the clear, but the judge also gave Lindsay some advice, “You need to live your life in a more mature way, stop clubbing and focus on work.” the judge said.

Lindsay Lohan was seen smiling and laughing, obviously excited by the great news. She talked with TMZ after finding out the news and had nice things to say about her lawyer, Shawn Holley and Judge Sautner. However, she still showed anger towards those who still assume she will always be the party girl, she also said that “she finally realized her life was falling apart.” She said that she planned to celebrate her freedom at a quiet dinner with her sister, Ali.

Lindsay’s spokesperson, Steve Honig told the Mail Online,

“Lindsay has closed this chapter of her life and is looking forward to the next one, which has gotten off to a great start with Glee and Liz & d**k. She is focused on getting back to work and is ready to dive right into her next project.”

Well, congratulations! Maybe now we will finally get that ‘Freaky Friday’ sequel that we have all been waiting for. Lindsay Lohan Released From Probation! Lindsay Lohan Released From Probation! Lindsay Lohan Released From Probation! Lindsay Lohan Released From Probation! Lindsay Lohan Released From Probation! Lindsay Lohan Released From Probation!

 

Beautiful Lindsay Lohan photo shoot

I’m not completely positive, but I believe these pictures of Lindsay Lohan were taken quite some time ago. They look like the photos from her album but again, I’m not entirely sure. They could just be a throwback to Lindsay’s golden days. I am sure, however, that I absolutely love Lindsay and am really rooting for her comeback. I want to say one thing about her gig hosting “Saturday Night Live” this past Saturday though. Yes, I watched. No, I didn’t laugh but let’s be fair. The skits just weren’t funny. Lindsay can only deliver the laughs if she has the material to work with. I thought the fact that she showed up and delivered her lines well is a good sign. I know there are a lot of people out there hoping that she’ll fail. I’m not one of those people. I can’t wait to see her as Elizabeth Taylor. I think it’ll be fantastic.

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Shia LaBeouf and Lindsay Lohan Debut New Look!

What do Shia LaBeouf and Lindsay Lohan have in common? Not a lot, but they are both showing off their new look. Shia was spotted out and about and he now has a pretty massive beard (see the pictures below.) We’re not exactly sure what look he is going for, that beard, the weird sweater/jacket thing and the slicked back hair. It’s all just a little weird; we can only hope it’s for a movie.

Lindsay Lohan also got a new look! Lindsay went back to looking like a ginger again. She dyed her hair red and we approve of the “new” look. Being a drugged up blonde just wasn’t working for her, maybe the new hair color will be thing that launches her career again because we all know the SNL appearance certainly didn’t help.

What do you think about their new looks? Do you approve? Shia LaBeouf and Lindsay Lohan Debut New Look! Shia LaBeouf and Lindsay Lohan Debut New Look! Shia LaBeouf and Lindsay Lohan Debut New Look! Shia LaBeouf and Lindsay Lohan Debut New Look! Shia LaBeouf and Lindsay Lohan Debut New Look! Shia LaBeouf and Lindsay Lohan Debut New Look! Shia LaBeouf and Lindsay Lohan Debut New Look!

 

Lindsay Lohan Wants an Ugly Old Dude — and He’s Not Interested!!! No… Really!

Lindsay Lohan is no stranger to odd bed partners. We all remember Sam, right? But, the latest object of her fascination is just too out there… even for her.

Most everyone has seen a photograph from one of the world’s most controversial photographer’s, Terry Richardson. What you may not have seen, though, is a picture of the forty-six year old himself. Think of Daniel Stern — the robber Marv from Home Alone. He’s nearly a dead ringer for him. He looks like he stepped right out of the seventies, and THAT is Lindsay Lohan’s newest obsession.

It came out that Richardson and Lohan spent a ‘steamy night of passion’ together after he shot her at the Chateau Marmont in LA. But, Lindsay couldn’t let it go at a one night stand — she wants more, and she’s not being subtle about it.

But, according to a source that spoke with RadarOnline, Richardson is ‘just not interested.’ In fact, the source says that Richardson actually regrets ‘hooking up with her.’

‘They had a major night of passion after they worked on this photo shoot together,’ the source went on to say. ‘And now she’s going all out to get her claws into him… Lindsay has been texting and phoning him nonstop and he’s actually kind of freaked out by how strong she’s been coming on to him.’

‘Lindsay and Terry have been friends for years, and she’s always had a thing for him,’ the source told the website. But the saddest part of this is that ‘Lindsay thinks he’s really cool and hip and could be great for her career.’

Well, it seems that Lindsay may not be on such a straight and narrow path after all. It’s obvious that Lindsay has an addictive personality… and it looks like an ugly photographer over twenty years her senior has just become her new drug…

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Lindsay Lohan Bombs on Saturday Night Live ( UPDATED WITH VIDEO)

Lindsay Lohan got her chance at “redemption” last night when she hosted Saturday Night Live. But did she do anything to improve her image? No…not really. Lohan is being blasted by fans on Twitter, newspapers and various websites. Some are calling her one of the worst hosts in recent memory. We don’t think she was that bad, but she was pretty horrible.

She relied too heavily on cue cards. She was focusing so much on saying everything right that she missed the punch lines! The writers for SNL actually had good material last night, but Lindsay Lohan just could not deliver a good punch line. During the opening of the show, there were a few funny moments. Kristen Wiig came on stage to “hug” Lindsay Lohan, but she ended up giving her a full pat down. And Lindsay Lohan did alright in the skit, “The Real Housewives of Disney” mostly because it was prerecorded.

Her worst performance of the night came in the “Beyond Scared Straight” sketch. She completely ruined what could have been a hilarious sketch. She depended on cue cards so much in that sketch; it was extremely awkward and sad.  It was certainly a disappointing night. In a lot of ways it was just like Lindsay Lohan’s career.

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Lindsay Lohan the SNL Puffer Fish

Well, technically it’s called pillow face, but she looks more like a puffer fish, honestly. She’s emerged multiple times recently rocking what is known as ‘pillow face,’ a condition that inflicts women who put too much BS in their face — i.e. fat implants in the cheeks.

It’s not unreasonable that she wanted to look her best for her second chance as the host of Saturday Night Live that airs tonight at 10:30/11:30c.  But, the fallen starlett was still sporting the pillow face for SNL’s promo ad with White Stripes leading man Jack White.

But, according to inside sources, Lindsay has actually held her own on the SNL stage, making fun of her troubled past. ‘Yeah, I mean, people have probably wondered what I’ve been up to,’ she said in one skit, poking fun at the paparazzi. ‘I know, if only magazines and websites would have documented my activities more closely.’

We shall see… Will Lindsay Lohan be a blubbering puffer fish on the SNL stage for the first time in six years? Or will she look her best for this evening’s premiere, and be funny and witty and beautiful? Naaah

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Lindsay Lohan Gets “Grilled” by Matt Lauer on the Today Show (VIDEO INSIDE!)

Lindsay Lohan sat down with Matt Lauer on the “Today” show and faced some pretty tough questions. The interview started off with Matt Lauer showing an old clip of Lindsay Lohan from 2009, the last time she sat down with Matt Lauer (she looked a lot better back then.)

Lauer asked Lohan, “What are the changes you’ve made to get to this better place?” Lohan replied with,

“I think, um, some of the main things are the people I surround myself with. I think that it gets very lonely in this industry because you’re constantly with people and then you’re alone. So, it’s just kind of uh…I just allowed a lot of people to be around me at all times. And I don’t think that they were necessarily there for the right reasons and I wasn’t concerned with that.”

She continued to talk about how she probably “shouldn’t have gone out so much” and that she needed to “grow up” and “take cake of herself.”

You can watch the first part of the interview above. Lindsay Lohan Gets “Grilled” by Matt Lauer on the Today Show (VIDEO INSIDE!) Lindsay Lohan Gets “Grilled” by Matt Lauer on the Today Show (VIDEO INSIDE!) Lindsay Lohan Gets “Grilled” by Matt Lauer on the Today Show (VIDEO INSIDE!)

 

Lindsay Lohan Says “Anything Goes” on SNL!

Lindsay Lohan will be hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend and she apparently doesn’t care what they bring up. Lohan reportedly has made it clear that nothing is out of bounds, so that means her drug use, courtroom scenes, failed relationships…it’s all on the table!

She thinks that doing the show will help re-establish her career and she reached out to creator/executive producer Lorne Michaels personally to make it happen. Lohan is hoping she will come off as a good sport and as someone who doesn’t take herself too seriously. Someone that can take a joke or two…or three. No one knows what the show has planned, but if everything is “on the table” then you can bet they will come up with something good.

We’re looking forward to seeing what they come up with! And good on Lindsay for being a good sport. There is nothing worse than a SNL host who comes armed with a long list of stuff that you can’t talk about. Lindsay Lohan Says “Anything Goes” on SNL! Lindsay Lohan Says “Anything Goes” on SNL! Lindsay Lohan Says “Anything Goes” on SNL!

 

Gorgeous Lindsay Lohan pics by Terry Richardson

I know I talked a bit about Terry Richardson the other day when I wrote about his work with Lady Gaga but everything I said in that post is worth repeating here. Terry Richardson is a genius with his camera. He really is. These photos he’s taken of Lindsay Lohan are absolutely stunning. They’re on par with Lindsay’s Tyler Shields shots from a while back which were, until now, my favorite Lohan pictures of all time. Linsday is such a beautiful young woman. I know there are rumors about her partying again but I don’t pay much attention to that sort of thing. There will always be rumors about Lindsay. To me, she looks healthy and happier than she has in a while. As for Terry? Check out his shoots with Jared Leto. Brilliant.

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More Boob and Butt Skin from Lindsay Lohan in Love Magazine Shoot

One step down from Playboy, but definitely one step up from the pudgy bloated look she’s been sporting — Lindsay Lohan posed for photographer Terry Richardson for Love mag (a British publication) where she showed plenty of boob and butt skin, which is always nice — AFTER it’s been photoshopped of course.

Honestly, though — how would it be possible for her to be a damn-near Marilyn Monroe look-alike one week and a fat, frizzy train wreck the next? But, airbrushed or not, they’re rather nice pictures. It is TnA after all, so you can rarely go wrong with that — even if it is Lindsay Lohan.

But, the low-budgetness (for lack of a better word) of the shoot is quite apparent. It’s obvious that it was done in a hotel room with a couple of wardrobe changes, a pack of Newports, and a really good camera. But, nevertheless, it’s ass-n-titties, right??? Yup, ’nuff said.

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Has Lindsay Lohan Fallen Off of the Ferrari… I Mean, Wagon?

Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. You were doing so well. Everyone was so proud of you, and what do you go out and do? You get hammered and then get some good-good in a bathroom with a dude you don’t know? Really, girl? Really?

Yes, that is the rumor. Lindsay Lohan, terrified after the recent encounter with a trespasser on her property, has packed up her stuff and put it into a storage facility. Essentially being homeless, the Mean Girls starlett has been staying at the famous Chateau Marmont, made famous when John Belushi suffered an overdose at the pricey digs in 1982. And it seems that if Lindsay is back to her old ways, she may not be too far behind him.

Several eyewitnesses have told RadarOnline that LiLo was very obviously under the influence of something. One told them ‘Lindsay was spotted going to the restroom with a male companion on numerous occasions in a short amount of time, When the two of them emerged from the bathroom, Lindsay was giggling and her nose appeared red. Lindsay was spotted only drinking water in the lounge area, but she appeared to be loaded on something, and she seemed under the influence. Lindsay’s eyes were glassy and her pupils were constricted.’

A second witness, who told the news site that Lindsay was wearing a plunging black dress without a bra — of course — said that LiLo ‘was definitely on something. She was slurring her words, and needed help walking at one point in the course of the night.’

And, yet another witness said ‘Lindsay was sitting on a chair adjacent to Harvey Weinstein’s party – his was roped off and she didn’t get past the rope. So she sat on the other side looking over. She looked bedraggled and desperate.’

Desperate… yes, she must be to be taking the role of Liz Taylor in a Lifetime movie. A freakin’ Lifetime movie? Seriously? Has she dropped so low? Hell, if I went from million dollar gigs to a TV movie I’d be getting fucked up, too…

 

NOTICE: No Ferrari’s Have Been Injured by Lindsay Lohan or Her Fat Tushy.

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Lindsay Lohan Beats Miley Cyrus in the See-through Shirt Contest!!!

Yes, it seems that these former Disney stars are battling in a silent competition… of who can show their nipples off the most without getting an indecent exposure charge. Though, if indecency was in question, Lindsay Lohan would win hands down. Lindsay Lohan was spotted out in Beverly Hills yesterday, doing a little shopping at the jewelry store known as XIV Carats. And, it seems that Miss LiLo has jumped on the fad band wagon and decided to go braless! Is it some feminist movement that is being kept under raps by the has-been Disney stars? Or maybe it’s a not so friendly competition between Lindsay and Miley Cyrus, who has been spotted out – twice just this week — free-boobin’ it. It wouldn’t be surprising to learn that Lindsay was trying to one-up the ex-Hannah Montana star. And, if that was the case, the winner would have to be Lindsay, who truly outshined (and outnipped) her opponent. But, what do you think? Did Miley have a better wardrobe malfunction, or did Lindsay take the perky crown?
 

The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — 1/17/12

Hello there, my fellow women lovers! Welcome to The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly! The Good — Oh, Kelly Brook!!! How I love this chick! Her hotness is like nothing I’ve ever seen! I’ve got her new lingerie shoot for New Look for you in the gallery below, and Oh Boy!!! They – Are – Fan -Friggin’ -Tastic!!! I think you all know me well enough by now to know that I scrutinize women pretty heavily, but I don’t think I’ve seen a picture of this woman — or her outrageous curves — that I don’t damn near drool over! Kelly Brook, you are forever my GOOD!!! The Bad — And here’s the part of my post where the ‘scrutinizing women pretty heavily’ starts to come in. It surprised me, because Miranda Kerr has struck my hottie meter every single time I see her, but when she showed up for the InStyle Golden Globe party in this Wendy from the Wizard of Oz reject dress… BLAH!!! It’s not only that the dress is atrocious, though. It’s the fact that it makes her usually perky and damn near perfect boobs look saggy and… matronly, for lack of a better word. Why are women starting to wear dresses and bathing suits with a cut like this? It makes their boobs look flat and saggy, so how in the bloody hell is that supposed to be attractive? I’ll give ya a hint — it’s not! It’s BAD!!! The Fugly — Another shocker for you? Possibly. Possibly not. To me, though, Lindsay Lohan looked like a fat, frizzy headed troll that also happened to have a pretty serious addiction to crack when she showed up for her probation hearing. Sure, she got good remarks for her community service morgue duties (seriously, though, how hard can that be?), but she’s not getting any good marks from me. Honestly, she looked like a pregnant cow… albeit a fuzzy, bleach blond cow… Anyway, the bitch looked Fugly! Point blank, period!
 

A double shot of Lindsay Lohan

So, Lindsay Lohan is making headlines, no she is not posing nude for Playboy again. However, she did pose for more pictures for some new advertising campaign. You can see all of the pictures below, they actually don’t look that bad. But, after her horrible Playboy shots, anything is really an improvement. It’s not all good news for Lindsay, though. The second shot of Lindsay today, is a second shot of unpaid taxes! Apparently, Lindsay Lohan failed to pay $93k in federal income taxes from 2009. Lindsay Lohan claims she had no idea she owed that much because she thought she had accountants to take of all of her taxes. Sources have told TMZ that Lindsay Lohan recently cleaned house and replaced most of her business team. That girl just can’t stay out of trouble, can she? It’s always something with her. The sad part is that I believe her when she says she had no idea about it. You think she keeps up with that stuff? Heck no. That is why celebrities need to have a few people they can actually trust to handle that stuff. You can’t just be hiring Moe Joe from H&R Block. Get it together, Lindsay!
 

Sunday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like… It’s Baaaaaaack!!!

Hi there and Welcome to the new version of ‘Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like!’ Before the re-design, this was one of my favorite posts… so, I’m bringin’ it back!!! I’m not the same author who wrote the last Miscellaneous posts, but I hope you like them. And, before I get started, if you would like this to be a daily thing — so you can get a good dose of the day’s gossip in just one setting — leave me a comment and let me know! If you think it needs to go, or if you think it should be a weekly gig, please don’t hesitate to tell me! We here at The Daily Fix want to write what our reader’s want to read, so comments are ALWAYS welcome!!! And, without further ado, here’s Sunday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like!!! Beyonce finally popped the kid out… and it only cost her and her babydaddy Jay-Z $1.3 million to buy out the entire NICU floor of the hospital! Beyonce and Jay-Z named the expensive little baby girl Blue Ivy… Um, nice name guys. I hope she’s not really hot when she grows up, because then all the guys will be calling her Miss Blue B– Uh, nevermind. Anyway, TMZ has just reported that because Beyonce bought out the entire floor, it actually prevented several new parents from seeing their newborns. But, oh well, as long as the millionaire’s are happy, right? Lindsay Lohan got a new tattoo. Wow… so exciting. She was spotted in a tattoo parlor this last Friday, where pics were leaked of her getting the inking done on her left hand. In extremely shitty writing it scrawls down from her wrist to her thumb with the saying ‘Live Without Regrets.’ Hmm… you sure you’re gonna walk the talk there, LiLo? Heidi Klum looked like shit as she strolled down the street with some VERRRRRRY wide flaired jeans. I mean, like, Cher in 1970 wide. Yeah… it was bad. Simple as that. Katy Perry is obviously pissed at her parents. TMZ posted a story saying that Katy’s parents in some way refered to her split with Russell Brand as a blessing from up above. They have also been reported saying that the good thing about Katy’s divorce is that it stimulated their ministry. Wow, what kind and unselfish parents she has. Obviously ticked at her minister parents, Katy tweeted that she was thankful for all of the love and support from her fans. Then, in the very next tweet she posted this, ‘Concerning the gossip, I want to be clear that NO ONE speaks for me. Not a blog, magazine, “close sources” or my family.’ Yup, I’d say she was none too happy. But, I’d be pissed too if my parents were trying to cash in on my heartbreak… Rita Rusic is pretty damn hot! We’ve got a fifty-one year old hottie on our hands here! It is unbelievable that the Italian movie producer is over fifty and still killin’ her little purple bikini! Good for her! See, this is what I want older women to look like. [...]
 

Lindsay Lohan calls the Cops!

Yeah, it’s usually the other way around, huh? Apparently, cops were called to Lindsay’s Venice Beach house after a strange man knocked on her door. That doesn’t sound so bad, does it? He could have been selling cookies or something. However, it gets a little scarier. Lindsay ended up coming to the door and asked what he wanted, the man replied cryptically saying he needed to speak with her. Lindsay asked the man to leave but he refused, and demanded that she opened the door. That is when someone from the house called the cops. The cops came and arrested the man for trespassing. Anyone else think this “man” was just a heartbroken Sam Ronson? I mean, I could see how you could easily confuse her with an old man. Maybe she had a long night of partying and thought, “I should go see what Lindsay is up to” that seems like a likely scenario to me. Now, poor Sammy is rotting in jail all because of a misunderstanding. I feel for ya, Sam. Much love. Who hasn’t knocked on an exes door before, only to be confused with a creepy old man, and then end up getting arrested? That’s happen to me, at least ten times.
 

Amber Portwood is trying to quit Teen Mom

Amber Portwood is reportedly trying to quit, ‘Teen Mom.’ She is currently behind bars, but says she feels exploited and wants to lead a normal life. A source told MailOnline that her mother is talking with the network trying to get Amber out of her contract. Supposedly Amber is in a really bad place right now, and things got worse when she didn’t get out of jail right away. Amber thought since she was a “celebrity” she would get out of jail within a few hours like Lindsay Lohan. Whaaaat? First off, I hope they let her out of the contract. I am sure Teen Mom will go on without her; we still have Maci and Kyle to make fun of. I am just wondering why this hasn’t happened sooner, or why she hasn’t gotten some kind of help sooner. I think it was clear to everyone watching Teen Mom that she needed help. Even when she said she was, “fine” you could tell that if someone didn’t put pickles on her Big Mac, she might start throwing shit. She has very serious problems and needs help! Now, maybe MTV offered her help awhile back and she wouldn’t take it. That seems very plausible, since she didn’t even attend the classes the court ordered her to take. I know a made post a few weeks ago kind of making fun of her and Gary, but they really do need help. Well, mainly Amber. Gary is just lazy and fat, but don’t get me started on that. I am trying really hard not to be mean this post. I sincerely hope they all get it together. Best of luck. P.S. It is a little funny she thought she had Lindsay Lohan celebrity status, am I right?
 

Hope Dworaczyk Bashes Lindsay Lohan: But Which Naked Chick is the Hottest? Find Out Here…

As we all know by now, Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread has been leaked… and didn’t really live up to the hype. And, apparently, Hope Dworaczyk, 2010 Playmate of the Year, agrees with that statement. Catching the centerfold bombshell outside of an LA waxing salon, TMZ pressed Hope repeatedly about her thoughts on LiLo’s much-awaited spread. And, although she refused to answer the first several times, Dworaczyk replied,  ”I saw that spread … and I was not impressed.” Oh, snap… Burrrrrrrn… But, the bashing continued when Hope elaborated, “I just feel like if I would have known I was doing a Playboy shoot, I would have worked out more maybe.” … Pahahahaha!!! Damn, that was harsh… and bloody hysterical!!! But, come on, somebody had to say it. Even The Heff wasn’t enthused about the shots, admitting that, not only did he demand a re-shoot after the first set of pics disappointed, but actually didn’t even want Lindsay on the cover in the first place. But, back on subject, I did a little investigation and found some pictures of Hope that were in rather similar poses (and by ‘rather similar’ I really mean ‘damn near identical’), so I decided to let you guys judge. What do you think? Does Hope have room to talk, or should she get to say whatever the hell she wants because she’s so damn juicy?      
 

Lindsay Lohan Made Her Day in Court!!! … Although She Probably Should’ve Spent it at the Gym

That’s right! Even though she missed her flight yesterday and showed up late last night, Lindsay did make it to court on time. And this morning, she got rave reviews… in the courtroom. Out of the courtroom, however, is a different matter entirely. She may have received rave reviews for her behavior… but definitely not for her appearance. The wrinkled champagne trousers and gaping cardigan paired with heels was bad enough. (And what is up with these celebrities thinking that if they just throw on a pair of pumps, it’ll make their whole raggedy ass outfit pull together? Um… no, sweetie.) But it was the frizzed out hair and the double chin that everyone’s jaw dropped over. This is not the airbrushed Lindsay we saw in Playboy; this isn’t even the posed bikini clad Lindsay of last week. This is the ‘had a week filled with Twinkies and tears’ Lindsay! Fans and critics may not be praising her new bloated look, but Lindsay was praised again and again by Judge Stephanie Sautner, who said, ‘You are doing well and I would like to see it continue’ and ‘The morgue seems to be pleased… as pleased as a morgue can be.’ Oh! Judge got jokes, huh? But, her morgue supervisor is claiming that she has gone above and beyond her required duties… actually seeming to enjoy her time there. Eeeek… Judge Sautner told LiLo’s lawyer that ‘I think she likes coming here and seeing me.’ Sautner also informed Lindsay’s lawyer that she would be required to return to court next month, saying ‘She won’t complete her probation otherwise.’ Apparently, LiLo embraced the light mood, because she was heard chuckling at the judge’s flippant remarks. After a few more bad puns, the judge ordered that Lindsay complete twelve days of community service and four therapy sessions before returning to court on January 17th. Unbelievably, it actually seems that she may be on the right track; and many are claiming that it is all thanks to her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, who requested that the judge set Lindsay up on a ‘rigid schedule because it’s something she never got at home.’ And, I’ll be damned, it seems to be working. Well, LiLo, if you do manage to straighten your shit out, I sure will miss these times. But for now, keep on being the stupid slut we all know and love. Kisses!!  
 

Lindsay Lohan looks sexy in Hawaii

Lindsay Lohan is a mess blah blah blah. I don’t care what anyone says about Lindsay Lohan. I never have and I never will. I’m not the kind of person that jumps on bandwagons and these days, hating on Lohan is one of the biggest bandwagons in Hollywood. The girl has problems but I really think she’s getting her act together. I think her most recent troubles in court and her morgue duty have really opened Lindsay’s eyes. She’s a beautiful girl. I can already foresee someone saying she looks old or haggard but come on – that just isn’t the case. She looks incredible in these pictures from Hawaii and dare I say, healthier and happier than she has in a long time. I think Lindsay could make a huge comeback one day as long as she chooses the right project and gets her head together first.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.14.2011)

Jennifer Nicole Lee rollerblading in Miami in a bikini and a ton of make-up and I think all women should wear this attire when engaging in sports. I’m pretty sure it enhances performance and saves you from all kinds of injuries. It’s been scientifically proven.

Lindsay Lohan puffed her lips with helium again. Gotta maintain her breadwinner in top shape, doesn’t she.

Coco’s breasts hosted another classy event in Atlantic City.

16-year old Kendall Kardashian appropriately dressed in a see-through top and braless at InStyle Awards. Good thing she brought Chewbacca as her bodyguard.

Mila Jovovich on the set of the new Resident Evil. Her outfit just told me the storyline will be amazing.

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Lindsay Lohan’s jail time turns into a joke once again

We already know what an absolute joke the California justice system is, and yesterday it proved once again it is worthless in deterring people like Lindsay Lohan from breaking the law again, and again and again. First the judge “sentenced” her to 30 days in jail, then gave her the CHOICE to do various community services (we learned a homeless center already turned her down because “she’s a bad example” – hilarious, Lindsay Lohan is a bad example for the hobos!), then postponed the sentence so she can do her spread eagle photo shoot for Playboy (priorities, priorities) and now TMZ is reporting the sentence is reduced down to minutes. Basically, she’ll walk by a cell, give her business card to the inmates so they know where to go when they get out and then off she goes to do some drunk driving or coke snorting. It’s business as usual for Lindsay Lohan.

Via TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan will almost certainly get out of jail in a matter of minutes … this according to officials from the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department.

Two Sheriff’s Dept. officials tell us … if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released.  As one of the officials put it, “She’ll be out without even having to change her clothes.”

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Lindsay Lohan showed her vajayjay for the Playboy shoot

Shown here getting knocked down by her own garage door, because spreading your legs in-front of your little sister (Ali went with her because Dina wanted the little one to learn the ropes) and prune-balls Hugh can only be celebrated by taking down a crane of Stoli, Lindsay Lohan earned her $1million check by going full frontal. Which means Dina realized Lindsay’s European “tour” did not bring in the expected cash she needed for that family vacation to Hawaii. “Lindsay, baby, we’re scratching operation “Italian handjobs”. That’s small time. I have something way, way bigger in mind. But very tasteful and classy. Now, hurry, our appointment for a brazilian wax is at 3.”

Via TMZ:d

TMZ has learned, the actress will BARE ALL in her upcoming spread … i.e. the holy trifecta … or as one source close to Playboy put it, “boobs, ass, and vag.”
… Reports circulated Lindsay would pull one of those lame semi-nude fiascos — all sideboob, no fun — but sources close to Hef & co. tell us, that is NOT the case. Lindsay did insist the photos be “tastefully done,” but we’re told she’s still going the full monty.

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Lindsay Lohan gets close to $1million to pose naked

Voila some very grainy photos of Lindsay Lohan on her way to a meeting place where she would take her clothes off, and while the sentence i just conjured up means absolutely nothing because that’s the everyday schedule that Dina draws up on a napkin for her daughter, trust me, this walk towards what will ultimately be a porn studio led to a mansion where Lindsay got naked for Playboy. Apparently, Lindsay asked for $1 million because her awareness of her crotch’s value is astounding, and Hugh Hefner actually agreed to pay somewhere in the vicinity of that. Which tells me he’s nearing the final stages of Alzheimer’s and soon enough the Playboy mansion will be full of 60-year old grandmas with droopy tits and a penchant for leaving their dentures on the kitchen table. Dina reported that the photo-shoot went well, which in her lingo means she licked the check and it proved to be authentic and that Lindsay scored a bag of coke as a bonus in the end.

PS: The other two pics are of Lindsay taking a break after cleaning morgue toilets and dead people’s sheets. I hear the shoot was inspired by this: “Now Lindsay, bend over the toilet, arch your back and seductively lick that toilet brush. Oh yeah, keep going, keep going, this hot!!”

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Lindsay is doing meth and crack according to Michael Lohan

Here’s Lindsay Lohan in court pretending to be a $5 Halloween costume, and while looking like shit does not prove the legitimacy of Michael Lohan’s claims, it does make one pause. Pause. Ok, she’s doing meth and crack.

Anyhoo, Michael Lohan  followed up yesterday’s court hearing by going on Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell and saying Lindsay’s teeth (Which she’s since fixed.) are the result of smoking crack and/or meth. Which means he owes money to a bunch of bookies again and striking while the iron’s hot would get him the necessary funding.

Via RadarOnline:

“That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack,” Michael said about Lindsay’s brown teeth. When Velez-Mitchell asked him to clarify what he meant he point blank said his daughter is abusing illegal drugs.
“She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it.”
“You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.”

But you can definitely kick a vagina or two and get invited for a cup of tea.

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Lindsay Lohan in handcuffs after judge revokes probation

Lindsay Lohan had her probation revoked pending a November 2 hearing after Judge Stephanie Sautner slammed her for failing to complete time at the Downtown Women’s Centre. Unfortunately she has already been released after posting $100,000 (the hookery money has come in handy after all) and will not spend time behind bars – no surprise really to anyone who understands that California’s penal system is a joke. So we will have to do with these pics for the time being and the fact that the Judge ordered her to do 16 hours of morgue clean-up duty. Nothing ruins your day more effectively than dead people’s bodily fluids all over your Louboutin heels.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.17.2011)

Hillary Clinton boogie woogies to Lady Gaga at Prez Clinton’s 65th birthday celebration. She’s now ready to be our next President.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan dresses appropriately for the same event.”Bill, what did we say about hookers and public appearances??” “But honey, it’s my birthday!!”

Elisabetta Canalis’ rack is still worthy of stare.

Our congrats to Stacy Keibler. She made it to her first movie premiere with George Clooney.

Lady Gaga’s looking for a better signal.

Kelly Rowland’s breasticles are an excellent judge of talent at the British X-Factor.

Christina Milian as the hostess for the End Of Summer celebration at the Palazzo in Las Vegas.

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Lindsay Lohan’s hookery is taking its toll

Here’s is Lindsay Lohan at the premiere of THQ’s Saints Row: The Third in LA last night and judging from her appearance, nicotine, coffee, wine, and a lot of satisfied customers have taken their toll on her now chipped and yellow teeth (second close-up is of her teeth in 2009). Lindsay also sported her usual strange scars and bruises and exhibited the need to scratch her freckled crotch. All signs really of a booming prostitute business. The fact that she actually made it to this event and was actually able to walk the red carpet without falling on the ground twitching and frothing in the mouth shows her undeniably strong spirit. That or someone whispered “Hey Linds, drinks are all free tonight, but you have to walk to the bar to get’ em”.

Here’s her rep telling People Magazine that Lindsay’s teeth will end world hunger. Or am i reading this wrong?

“Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers,’.

‘She’s been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She’s a beautiful and glamorous actress.’

Seemingly irked by the negative attention his client has received, he added: ‘With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.’

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.05.2011)

Kim Kardashian’s ass continues to buy her fancy things such as this $300,000 Ferrari.

Kristen Stewart in a bikini we would rather see burned.

Mila Jovovich makes us forget this was all about The Three Musketeers.

Tom Cruise has valid reasons for keeping Katie Holmes locked up.

Alessandra Ambrosio proves she can put anything on her head and we still wouldn’t object.

Lea Michelle is leggy.

Russell Crowe is Superman’s fat, chain- smoking cryptonite dad.

Lindsay Lohan is now pantless in France.

The Olsen Twins must be doing drugs again.

Charlie’s Angels can’t save the day with jetskis alone! They need bikinis for that, don’t you get it??

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Lindsay Lohan flashes her panties

Lindsay Lohan flashed her flowery panties the other night, and before you gasp in shock that she’s actually wearing panties, she’s in France. So hookery/fund-raising have to be done with elegance and sophistication. “Excuse moi, monsieur, may i have a glass of chardonnay? What does 10 euro mean? I don’t understand! Do you take beaver?”

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.03.2011)

Evangeline Lilly’s cleavage steals the show from Hugh Jackman at Real Steel’s premiere in L.A.

Lindsay Lohan and her nipples looked disheveled at Kanye West’s fashion show.

Leann Rimes proves bones also carry the curse of cellulite. She just put down that celery stick, didn’t she?

Anna Friel was a slutty pirate with an out-of-control hair piece at Bob Geldof’s 60th birthday party.

AnnaLynne McCord needs to eat. Jared Leto needs to eat. In fact everyone needs to eat. Except Mariah Carey who ate her five dogs at the end of their park walk. Exercise does bring on the munchies.

Continuing the “marriage makes you fat, ugly or both” theme from the previous week: Anna Faris and Ben Affleck.

Jessica Simpson takes out what was under her dress all this time. Surprisingly it isn’t a bag of chocolate-covered nachos.

Rihanna changes her hairdo and upgrades her wardrobe to Jersey Shore status.

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Friday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (09.30.2011)

Ke$ha arriving in Brazil wearing a sea mammal on her face. Definite improvement.

Lindsay Lohan and her third “mark” in a week (seen here in Paris). Somebody gotta pay those bills!

Michael Douglas tries to eat a hot-dog but it’s hard without the dentures.

Anderson Cooper now brings Lamas to work.

Jason Alexander is wearing a hairpiece and is proud of it.

Michelle Williams plays a naked Marilyn Monroe quite well.

Stills from The Avengers are out and it’s all about Scarlett Johansson. As it should be.

Kim Catrall and her cellulite-ridden thighs make for an arresting sight.

Lacey Schwimmer is going to be as fat as Chaz Bono by the end of the DWTS season.

Jessica Alba’s not pregnant anymore, so those “niceness” hormones are gone. The bitch is back!!

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So this is how Lindsay Lohan got that job we told you about

Yesterday we reported that Lindsay Lohan got a legitimate job as the new face of German designer Philippe Plein’s fashion line that did not require pleasuring “the victim” in a hotel room or a dark alley. Well, we were wrong. Here she is making out with the designer who hired her in Milan and help us out here because we don’t get these Europeans. So this apparently handsome and rich guy, looks into Lindsay’s coke-filled cheeks and goes: “Wunderbar! This is ze perfect girl for ze business and for ze penis!”. Or he just went mad and wants to go broke, destroy his penis AND devaluate the Euro, all in one swift move.

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