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Friday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.28.2011)
We get it Heidi Klum. You love Halloween? By why is your show wearing a condom??
Anne Hathaway just proved why make-up is crucial for the continuation of the human species.
Elton John’s kid is trying to call out for help there, isn’t he.
Sinead O’Connor and Deborah Harry at an event in L.A last night. Time, lesbiantry, drugs and a hefty dose of crazy has sure fucked with them, hasn’t it?
Sandra Bullock, where is thou cleavage?
Rosie Huntington must dive into a bucket of fried chicken NOW, for the sake of her breasts!
Rose McGowan’s lips are soon going to need an anchor to hold them down.
Geri Halliwell is doing lingerie campaigns now.
Elisabetta Canalis has forgotten all about George thanks to the black penis.
Mila Jovovich is the apocalypse in the 2012 Campari calendar.
Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.25.2011)
Britney Spears looking as sexy as a trailer with flower curtains. “Them shorts sure are purty, ain’t they?”
Vanessa Minnillo wants you to know she’s not just breasts. They have humor too, you know!
Julianne Moore took her osteoporosis pill before she got up on that scooter.
Men’s Health cares about the health of their readers. Hence the Christina Hendricks photo-shoot.
Julianne Hough fancies some midgit ass.
Miranda Kerr wearing that $2.5million bra.
Salma Hayek’s puppies have something important to tell David Letterman.
Kim Kardashian tries to
Somewhere under all that fabric lie Keira Knightley’s chest moles.
Katie Price gets classier with age
It’s been a while since we had a post about our favorite British Tit-bacca, so why not start Monday with her? Here’s 33-year old, mother of three, Katie Price leaving a London club on Friday night, drunk off her skull, trying not to eat pavement and well, wearing what she calls a business suit. All very classy really.
And now some Adriana Lima
Here’s Adriana Lima for the new Victoria’s Secret collection, and the only problem I see is that this is not in 3D. We suck. What’s that? Too many breasts and ass for one to take down in one morning? Do not fret. Joe Manganiello is coming right up!
Bar Rafaeli’s new lingerie shoot
Here’s a shitload of behind-the-scenes pictures of Bar Rafaeli slipping in and out of different lacy undergarments and cozying up to various woolly items for the sake of a new photo shoot for French lingerie manufacturer Passionata. Just think of it as our way of making up to you for the Melanie Griffith post. You gotta have the antidote for snake venom, s’all i’m sayin’.
Kendall Kardashian modelling this at 15. How appropriate.
Here’s Kim Kardashian’s 15-year old sister Kendall Jackson modeling the 2012 White Sands Swimwear collection, but before you collectively gasp in shock that an underage girl is revealing so much cleavage, think of it this way. At least this one jump started her career early enough. Kris Jenner won’t get desperate when she becomes nineteen and her ass has yet to take her to wonderful and well-deserving places in life. “Honey, you’re already 19 and only America knows your name. Quick, do we know someone with a big penis we can call? And no, Scott won’t do because he insists on wearing a striped cardigan as a condom. I will hold the camera”.
Kelly Rowland in lingerie for Cosmopolitan
Kelly Rowland got down to her bra for the latest issue of Cosmopolitan to talk about deep personal issues like hating her mom and wanting to see her dad again after 20 years of not speaking to him because apparently nudity helps deal with scarring family issues. Plus, Beyonce is pregnant and for once nobody wants to look at her with her clothes off, so good timing Kelly! Hey, but who am I to judge? I got down to my Homer Simpson briefs last time uncle Stevie visited because i wanted to tell him he didn’t hug me enough when i was a kid.
UPDATE: Here’s Kelly in a bikini in South Beach yesterday. Because like we said, Beyonce’s pregnant uterus has allowed her to come out of the basement she had locked her in.
Conrad Murray Gets A Pedicure And Other Junk You Might Like (10.04.2011)
It seems the strain of being tried for manslaughter is too much for our good physician. Hookers and Scotch after the pedicure and manicure.
Gwen Stefani celebrates her 42nd birthday by going about in London in her white see-through bra.
Jessica Simpson continues the tradition of the Cow Parade. And Erik Johnson is there to hold her hand because long cons take time and commitment, damn it!
Rihanna’s wax figure is about to be unveiled and as expected it is appropriately dressed to allow the nation to ass-grope her.
Vanessa Hudgens has just crossed the line of an acceptable amount of padding to doughy.
Kristen Stewart has a movie to promote, thus, the bikini and lingerie parade in various magazines.
Alicia Silverstone and her husband Christopher look like they just spent the night under a bridge.
Pippa Middleton’s royal cleavage at 4:30am.
Kate Winslet is not photoshopped at all
Kate Winslet is in the November issue of the British Harpers Bazaar, and you know, for a woman who loathes plastic surgery as much as Kirstie Alley loathes low fat cheese, she didn’t mind those magazine folks giving her sharper cheeks, a chiseled chin, a breast lift and a tummy tuck. In the interview, along with a boatload of swearing, she says she won’t allow her kids to be fucked up because she fucked up her marriages twice. Mind you, she’s currently dating billionaire Richard Branson’s nephew, Ned RockNRoll (no joke, that’s his last name) who happens to be married. Yep, it’s all about sincerity here folks!
Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (09.27.2011)
Vanessa Hudgens almost falls out at a Cirque Du Soleil event.
Elizabeth Hurley plays a hungry cougar on Gossip Girl.
Snooki lost 15lbs after a sensible diet comprising of Dina’s saliva and whatever sperm lay on the floor every time she fell down.
Kim Kardashian continues to pollute NYC with her fake happiness. Wait, this one was genuine, someone threw a 100 dollar bill at her.
Octomom and Amy Fisher will fight it out at celebrity fight club. We’re sure it will all go down with poise and dignity.
Charlie Sheen is allowed around his kids and Denise Richards is actually smiling. We’re begging you, Charlie, bring mayhem and meltdown back!!!
Chris Brown takes a tumble on stage and almost breaks his arm.
Jessica Simpson ate a few Mexicans before she left Los Cabos.
Lady with the alien-looking baby, what have you done with Alicia Silverstone??
Leann Rimes and her nipples felt the breeze yesterday. Must be that she only has 000.1% body fat to shield her from the cold.
Eva Amurri’s bachelorette party will probably have midgit strippers too
Eva Amurri, you know, that hot thing that Susan Sarandon gave birth to, is getting married soon to ex major league soccer player Kyle Martino and sensing her days of banging strange men with the same frequency as her mom back in the day when her boobs were not saggy enough to give herself a pedicure and a mammogram at the same time were coming to an end, posted this picture on her website and pretty much invited all friends, stalkers and rapists alike to help her celebrate (why else have an open invitation?). Knowing that she met her soon to be husband on the set of her Maxim photoshoot last December and got engaged to him THE VERY NEXT DAY!!, we have a feeling this marriage will last a very, very long time. Or at the very least as long as it takes the midgit stripper to get over his hangover.
PS: We’re including the Maxim pics to celebrate the occasion.
Gisele Bundchen fools mortal women into believing they can crash a car and get away with it
Gisele Bundchen is promoting Brazilian lingerie line Hope and in her new video for the brand this is pretty much how it goes down: She tells her man she crashed his car in a white little dress and gets a big X. She then comes out in a little red thong and red bra and delivers the same news. She then gets a big boner for a check mark.
Women out there who are not at least 1/12 as hot as Gisele, do not get carried away by her evil ways because this is how it’s going to go down for you:
a) Little white dress scenario:
Woman: Honey I crashed your car
Man: You bitch!! *slaps her in her face* Now go get my coffee and don’t you dare take my keys again!!
b) Lingerie scenario:
Woman: Honey, i crashed you car.
Man: You are a dead woman!! Not only do you crash my car, you just made me throw up my coffee!! *beats her to a pulp with the blender*
Scenarios based on true facts.
Click here to view the embedded video.
Tori Spelling prepping for what will make our eyes bleed
Tori Spelling was shopping at lingerie store Agent Provocateur yesterday in preparation of an upcoming lingerie-clad belly shoot. This was most likely Dean McDermott’s idea. “Damn it, let them feel my fear every time the lights are out and she shoves my head into that borehole she calls breasts. Let them feel the agony that i feel every time that belly button stares me in the face and threatens to eat me alive!!!”
Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs in GQ Magazine
Last month, GQ magazine got Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs from Community to do this naughty and sexy photoshoot for them, and to the best of our knowledge, the GQ issue featuring these photos isn’t even out yet. But hey, that’s not going to stop these photos from leaking onto the internet. Because, when you put two girls from the internet’s favorite TV show into lingerie, make them do sexy poses…you can expect to find those pictures on forums here and there almost immediately.
Not that GQ minds, now they can get filthy rich selling laminated versions of this issue.
Jennifer Lawrence Does GQ Magazine
Actress Jennifer Lawrence of Winter’s Bone and X-Men: First Class appears in the latest issue of GQ, and there is something about her in these photos, like her eyes look devoid of any emotion of brain activity. In fact she looks like somebody just performed a lobotomy on her. Which is good, because I prefer my women with that vacant look in their eyes. It pretty much guarantees that post coital chat will be limited to grunts and drooling.
It has to be said though, she looked smoking hot at the Oscars.
GQ Magazine Has Some Sexy Rachel Bilson Outtakes
You may have oo’ed and ahh’ed over GQ’s February 2008 spread of Rachel Bilson (we know we certainly did). But it seems that all that time, GQ was holding out on us. They had nipple pics, and they didn’t share!
Or at least one nipple picture, which has just surfaced as an outtake from the shoot. Sadly, Rachel isn’t actually topless or anything…but her top is see-through enough to allow a lovely view of what lies beneath…OK well the nipple has been Photoshopped out…So yeah, no actual nipple to speak of and we pretty much just lied. But quite frankly, these images are still good enough for us (well, until she actually poses for us topless).
Kate Upton Looks Good in Lingerie (Probably Out of it too)
Just a few weeks ago, we’d never even heard of Kate Upton, and now, after her jaw-dropping bikini performance in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, wherever we looking, there she is, bountiful boobs threatening to overflow her bra. Not that we’re complaining, mind you. Hell, how could we complain about having boobs like that thrust in our faces?
Well this Jenna Leigh lingerie photoshoot shows the sextastic talents of this ridiculously hot up and comer in the model world, and we’ve got a feeling this is just the beginning. Hold on tight for the Kate Upton ride, the road ahead is curvy.
Elle Liberachi Wears Her Birthday Suit for FHM France, On Her Birthday
We really have to hand it to Elle Liberachi, she’s a pretty classy lady. Here she is, turning twenty-five today, and what does she ask for as a present? Nothing. Apart from getting naked(ish) for us in the latest French edition of FHM Magazine. Oh Elle, you’re so wonderfully selfish. Is there anything we can do to repay you for your birthday generosity? What’s that? You’d like us to ogle your pictures endlessly, obsessing over your good looks? Well, no worries there, we’ve got you covered on that one, for sure.
Heidi Montag Lied About Jennifer Aniston Getting Her Banned from Premiere
Looks like Jennifer Aniston’s reps got to Heidi. Though she claimed last week that Aniston banned her from the Just Go With It premiere, according to Us Magazine she now says:
“I read that Jennifer had banned me from the premiere for being too polarizing, but I know now that it wasn’t true,” Montag tells Us. “It never really made sense to me because Jennifer is such a sweetheart and she even commented before on a red carpet about how interesting and fun it was to have me in the movie.”
“I got my invite and I would have loved to be there, but I had to be Los Angeles with my dogs,” Montag explained. “I was honored to be a part of such a great movie and I apologize to Jennifer and Sony for this big misunderstanding. Go see the movie this weekend! It’s fantastic!”
Read it? She said it! Heidi is nuts trying to pull off this complete 180, “Jen banned me from the red carpet, oh wait, ha ha, I had an invite but CHOSE to hang out with my dogs instead.” Riiiiightttt. Another proud graduate of the Kim Kardashian school of public speaking. When in trouble, back-track on the double! Other graduates include Kim herself and Tara Reid.
So this post isn’t a complete waste of space and seeing how it’s Valentine’s Day here are some pictures of the skank dressed in some red lingerie. Now decide exactly where you would bust your nut on her. My choice: directly under her nostrils.
Vanessa Hudgens is a Good Lingerie Model
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in Details Magazine, being all wet, soaking wet. What I want to know is when did she get buy those boobs? They weren’t there the last time I saw a photo of her. Is she on her “I got new boobs so let’s get some swimsuit shots” tour? Well I can’t actually remember the last time I saw Vanessa Hudgens act in anything, or even speak for that matter, so maybe they grew in while she was in oblivion. But I’ll admit that her hotness quotient went up quite a ways without “Zacfron” hanging onto her as a beard. He was just too pretty for her to compete with him.
Isabela Soncini is a Sexy Brazilian Lingerie Model
Here is Brazilian model Isabela Soncini modeling for some lingerie company called Konrad. Is it any wonder that parts of Brazil are such a dump. I mean, look at their God damn women. She’s not even a well known Brazilian model, so what the hell does that tell you? “Hey did you hear about that new Brazilian supercomputer?” “No?” Exactly. Because who gives a shit about inventing or building stuff like that when you can just sit on the beach all day staring at gold medal wining asses like this. It’s a miracle they even have running water. Do they have running water?
Adriana Lima: Now With More Sideboob
Well what have we here? Is this the first Adriana Lima post of 2011? Why yes, I think it is! Well, good thing it’s an unbearably hot lingerie one, then. Hopefully it won’t be the last post of her either, since I gotta say, Adriana Lima is probably my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret angel (though, don’t tell the other VS angeles I said so, I’d hate to see a panty-clad catfight breakout because of something I said.)
Bar Refaeli is an Awesome Lingerie Model
Here’s Bar Refaeli posing for Passionata’s newest lingerie collection, officially making her the hottest chick in lingerie today. I’ve also come to the conclusion that I really like ogling at her breasts and ass. In fact, it’s one of the few things that makes me happy anymore. Which brings me to this question I’m directing at Leonardo DiCaprio: If I were to promise to start recycling from now on, would you let me have sex with your girlfriend?… No?… Gotta be worth a boob grab at least.
Megan Fox Does Armani Again
Here’s Megan Fox posing for Armani’s latest underwear campaign, for the third time by the way, because apparently they like hot actresses posing in their underwear or something. We mostly decided to post her latest Armani campaign pictures because… wait. Why the hell am I explaining our reasons for posting pictures of Megan Fox in her underwear? That is like rationalizing why the ocean is blue. Or Lindsay Lohan likes cocaine. Or Mel Gibson denies the Holocaust. Some things just are.
Minka Kelly Strips Down to her Underwear for GQ
Minka Kelly, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, is back in her underwear for the February issue of GQ. She told the magazine about her big-screen role in ‘The Roommate’ and played coy about plans to marry her boyfriend, Derek Jeter. “I promise you, I’m not getting married in the next month.” So I guess Minka is the only one who doesn’t know Derek swings from the other side of the plate…
Well I for one hope Minka starts doing more of these photo shoots since I keep forgetting just how awesome Minka Kelly really is. She’s the kind of girl you could bring home to meet mom and dad. Until dad won’t stop staring at her sweet tits just like he did with all your other girlfriends even though you told him repeatedly not to and the whole dinner blows up into a scene from a shitty after-school special leaving you all alone in your tree-house smoking a bong and eating Cheetos while wearing a turtleneck sweater.
Victoria’s Secret Angels are Heavenly in GQ Magazine
Archangel Gabriel woke up this morning only to discover that heaven was missing a few lingerie clad angels… Or I guess I could actually be in heaven, because I’m seeing angels all around me. Or the even more likely possibility, I’m just looking at Candice Swanepoel, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge and Erin Eatherton on the cover of GQ in a supermodel pile up. In any case I’ll be having some sweet angel filled dreams tonight.
Brooklyn Decker Will Make You Want to Buy Some Lingerie
These right here are shots of Brooklyn Decker modeling the latest line of lingerie for Felina which we believe is Spanish for Olé!… Now, we here at The Daily Fix consider ourselves to be very responsible members of the media (not counting 99.4% of our posts) and as such shouldn’t say that we expect all women to look like this. But we are going to anyway. We expect all women to look like this. There, we said it. Now bring on that feminist anger.
Michael Bay + Victoria’s Secret = Awesome
When a certain undergarment emporium known as Victoria’s Secret wanted to put a little oomph into its annual Christmas TV advertising (because nothing says Christmas like supermodels in lingerie), it knew exactly where to look: in the ADHD-addled brain of Michael Bay, whose junior-high-school-level enthusiasm for scantily clad hot chicks is legendary, as is his love for explosions and cool helicopters and shit, like he so aptly displayed in his 2009 Christmas commercial for Victoria’s Secret. In this years ad however there were no cool explosions to be seen… apart form the one in our pants! However we are willing to forgive him if he responds to our plea below…
Dear Michael Bay, on behalf of the straight male population of the world, we at The Daily Fix request you make a 3 hour version of this instead of another crappy Transformers movie. Thank you.
Naturally you will want to compare it to the 2009 version, so here it is:
Johanna Lundback Looking Insanely Hot in Lingerie
It’s more than likely that you have never heard of Swedish lingerie model Johanna Lundbäck, so we thought we should correct that by giving you a whopping 50 pictures of her looking very doable in lingerie and swimwear. So my fellow skimpy lingerie fans, fap away.
Tila Tequila does the Howard Stern show…or more like its red sofa
Tila Tequila is apparently still alive and still trying to harvest this world’s attention, bottle it up and drink it on a daily basis as some sort of leprechaun eternity serum. Anyway, taking time from her busy schedule of fabricating stories Stephen King would die to get his hands on and twittering them to her elvish followers, Tila Tequila, now “Hurrican Tequila” as she wants everyone to call her visited the Howard Stern show and left her imprint on the red velvet sofa. No seriously. It was green and creamy.
When Howard Stern asked Tila is she was pregnant, she said had a miscarriage and that she got pregnant in the first place by visiting a sperm bank. She then asked that Howard Stern drop the subject and moved on to less personal matters. Like her first lesbian experience. At age 8. Yeah, can’t get any classier than this. We’re starting to think Tila Tequila is the reincarnation of Grace Kelly…or at the very least Princess Diana.
