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Some More Jessica-Jane Clement Pictures

Here good people, have some more Jessica-Jane Clement pictures, because really the pictures posted yesterday just weren’t enough to satisfy our Jessica needs, plus they had annoying scribbly text all over them, thus distracting us from those awesome fake boobs and all that fake tan.

This time the pictures are from the UK’s Loaded Magazine, which is easily becoming my favorite mag due to pictures such as these. I sure hope Jessica carries a bucket of water around with her at all times, because she’s sure to cause pant fires everywhere she goes.

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Sofia Vergara in a bikini for UK Loaded

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Here’s 37 year-old bodacious Sofia Vergara for February’s issue of Loaded (UK) and honestly, if you can put up with an orange-haired Laurel and Hardy tenderly petting each other’s panda in gay bliss, Modern Family is worth watching just so you can visualize her riding you like a mechanical bull plugged into a wall socket for non-stop service. We on the other hand, would be willing to walk the Colombian streets naked with just a poncho and risk having our ass used as a mule for a chance to climb her like Jack and the beanstalk and get to her golden bozangas…not that we’re saying we’re as short as Tom Cruise when he tried to do the same back in 2005…for the record, he used an escalator.