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Simon Cowell Finds Crazed Intruder In His House!

Simon Cowell had a very frightening experience Saturday night in his West London home. A woman by the name of Leanne Zaloumis broke into his home Saturday night while Simon Cowell was watching TV in his living room. The woman is believed to have wandered around his home, even lying on his bed! She broke into the home through a downstairs window.

The woman finally managed to find her way into his bathroom and that is when Simon Cowell heard a “loud bang” coming from upstairs. So, he rushed up to the bathroom and found Zaloumis holding a brick in her hand. Luckily, Cowell’s security team was able to detain the woman until cops arrived. She has been charged with aggravated burglary after appearing in court on Monday. She is due back in court on June 12.

“It was an absolutely terrifying experience. Seeing this woman standing there in my house was like something out of a horror movie. It was frightening but I’m going to take it as a warning. In some ways I’ve been lucky. You have to look on the positive side because it could have been a whole lot worse. I now know that I need to improve my security. She could have had a gun.” Simon Cowell told a friend.

Simon is right. It could have been worse; it could have been Paula Abdul instead! That would have truly been terrifying. Simon Cowell Finds Crazed Intruder In His House! Simon Cowell Finds Crazed Intruder In His House! Simon Cowell Finds Crazed Intruder In His House! Simon Cowell Finds Crazed Intruder In His House!

 

Sean Bean is the Ultimate Badass

Sean Bean, the badass who plays Ned Stark on Game of Thrones and played Boromir in Lord of the Rings was stabbed in a bar fight Sunday evening. But instead of going to the hospital, he walked back inside and ordered another drink. See told you, Badass!

Apparently Bean was smoking in front of his local pub in London with a “glamour model” (which is British for topless model) who goes by the ever so porny name, April Summers, when someone walking by made a lewd comment about the fine madam. Bean chased him off, but when he went out for another cigarette the guy was waiting and stabbed him in the arm and punched him in the face. Bean chased him off again, but instead of going to the hospital, he patched himself up with a first aid kit and kept on drinking. Sean Bean is officially my new hero, no for real, either Sean Bean was actually sent to this Earth in a rocket as a toddler, or he has the largest drinking problem known to man. I question if there is some parallel between what happened to him in real life and to his character on Sunday night’s episode. The similarities are uncanny!

The lady who’s honor he was defending was this fine female (and partly plastic) specimen:

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Cameron Diaz Had a Sweaty Encounter With Prince Harry

Cameron Diaz worked out on a treadmill next to Prince Harry at a private gym in London, and the young prince got his DNA all over her…OK not really:

Cameron Diaz wound up on the treadmill next to Prince Harry at London’s KX gym. Apparently, the 26-year-old red-headed royal put his towel on Diaz’s machine; just when the 38-year-old actress was about to ask for the towel to be removed, she realized who was working out beside her

- Source: Us

Aww, just like when Prince Charming met Cinderella, but a sweaty towel instead of a glass slipper, and an elliptical rider instead of a pumpkin.

 

David Hasselhoff is a Flamboyant Pirate, Yet Totally Sober

Arr capt’n. Thar be the unemployment line ahoy!

Here’s David Hasselhoff dressed up as a dandy pirate while hanging out with his old buddy KITT in London for his Peter Pan musical. Now call me old fashioned but I don’t really think it’s such a great idea to dress an alcoholic up as Captain Morgan. Or put him near the steering wheel of a car. And then give him a hook for a hand. Well I guess you have to possess tremendous skills to eat a gin-moisten hamburger off the floor with a hook. So maybe it won’t do any harm.

I did however think KITT had more sense these days than to be seen hanging around with this clown. Shame on you KITT, shame, on, you.

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Justin Bieber, Now With a Drawn On Mustache

Sick of the pre-pubescent peach fuzz facial hair, 16 year old Justin Bieber decided to give himself a mustache last night, with the help of some black ink he found while digging around in his mom’s purse while out eating at La Porte Indes in London.

Now if I were a teenage boy with less testosterone  than a 12 year old girl and wanted to draw on a fake mustache, I don’t think I’d have chosen the John Waters ‘stache. That’s about as gay as it gets without having more than one penis involved.

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Aaaarrghh!!!!

article-0-09C9023C000005DC-388_634x743It’s a midget WFC fighter. No, it’s a nest of killer spiders. No, it’s a pony injected with too much juice. What’s that? It’s Sarah Jessica Parker at the London Premiere of Sex & The City 2? Get outta here. If it was SJP we would have smelled the horse dung through our monitors. Hey, what’s that smell? She just threw it in our face, didn’t she…

 

Anna Friel likes to have Breakfast At Tiffany’s in the nude

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Someone must have told Anna Friel that Audrey Hepburn was totally lame as Holly Golightly in Breakfast At Tiffany’s because she decided to enrich her character by having her nipples and porcupine bush also get a lesson in manners and etiquette. The 33-year old mother of one loves to lose her underwear for her art as this is the second time in recent months she’s shown audiences a fair share of her deflated boobs (she played a prostitute for a BBC series). Anna is playing at London’s Theatre Royal and is apparently wowing fans with her performance…which is a polite way of saying that British men attending the play keep bumping into each other’s dicks on their way out of the theatre…