
If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. ~Bob Hope
“Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.” ~Author Of The DailyFix
As it turns out, Maggie Gyllenhaal is a charitable soul and would like nothing better than to give others the gift of multiple orgasms. Apparently Maggie has signed on to appear in the movie Hysteria, a period piece set in the Victorian era about the invention of vibrators (and here we thought this was also invented by Suzanne Somers). Well, sex toy owners, who most definitely have an eye for homely women in need of mechanical stimulation sent her a total of 15 vibrators.
We’ll just let her tell you herself how that worked out:
‘By the time I finished the movie I’d been sent 15 vibrators by different people in London with vibrator stores. It was a pleasant surprise.’
‘So I have this incredible collection, and I actually use one or two of them.
‘I lend them to my friends, and they’ll take them for six months at a time.’
Yes, you read that last line right. She gives them out for 6 months at a time, then takes them back, uses them herself, and then recycles them by handing them out once again. So let us get this straight. Being the tree-hugger that she is, she’s probably trying to save the planet by limiting the need for production of rubber penises AND by killing people off with STDS so the overall carbon footprint gets reduced? GENIUS!!!
