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Brandi Glanville in a Bikini, Also Eddie Cibrian is a Fool. A DAMN FOOL!

Back in 2009, Eddie Cibrian filmed a made-for-TV movie with a then-married LeAnn Rimes and decided she’d be pretty awesome to have sex with, so he decided to have an affair. Eventually after some time sexing up LeAnn, he decided that leaving his wife was the best option, a wife he had a few children with.

Well long story short, this chick above, seen here being all super hot on Malibu beach in a pink bikini is called Brandi Glanville, and she was that wife.

At the time, it was super weird that he would seriosuly leave that for LeAnn Rimes of all people, and it hasn’t started to magically make sense ever since. Unless LeAnn has a vagina lined with vibrating velvet, this is the most perplexing thing we’ve ever come across.

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Paris Hilton Topless in Malibu

Paris Hilton has been feeling a sudden lack of attention. So to tackle that she went chilling with her tits out for a photo shoot in Malibu (although she covers those puppies up with her hand for the most part).

With all of the scandal brewing today, I guess Paris Hilton isn’t feeling the love. Apparently, all of this Kim Kardashian nudity  has scored a lot of hits for Kim and Paris wants in on the slut action. Could she be jealous of all of the publicity surrounding the reality star? Probably.

At least we now know why she hides her drugs in her snatch… She certainly couldn’t hide them in her A-cup training bra.

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Pamela Anderson’s still trying to scare the cashiers into giving her free groceries

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Here’s Pamela Anderson without her arsenal of concealer, base, font de teint, powder, blush, false eye lashes, mascara, liquid eyeliner, eye brow pencil, eye shadow, bronzer and of course old-hag friendly camera flash (our knowledge of female weapons of deceit were obtained through true manly means, aka, have banged a make-up artist who was really committed to her work) trying to spread chaos and panic to her local supermarket in Malibu. Next time we need a warning so we can put our night vision goggles on. That way we’re at least mentally prepared about entering into a war zone…

Photos: Pacific Coast News

 

Pamela Anderson is a wilted flower

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Pamela Anderson wrapped her ample assets up in her best towel and went shopping for flowers in Malibu.  Poor Pam used to be so bangin’ but when we see her now, we want to bang our head up against the wall and poke our eyes out with the nearest sharp object.

Normally we don’t complain about these types of things, but someone should tell her that it isn’t a requirement to flash her nipples everytime she leaves the house.  Think of the kids, Pam!  YOUR kids!  Those poor boys don’t want an anatomy lesson from their mother everytime a paparazzo snaps your picture!