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Marc Anthony Will Be a Mentor on The X Factor

Good news for all you crazy Marc Anthony fans out there (if there are any) the 43-year-old singer has signed on to be a mentor on the hit reality show. He will be helping the contestants assigned to Simon Cowell during the upcoming season of the X Factor, which airs on September 12.

He will join Justin Bieber as a mentor, and sources say that Nick Jonas will also be signing on very soon to be another mentor. The show is looking for one more mentor after Nick Jonas, but it doesn’t look like they have made their final decision, yet. They better make the decision soon; time is running out!

The show will also be announcing the two brand new hosts on September 11. There have been a lot of rumors regarding the two open hosting gigs, but no one really knows for sure who FOX has picked.

I am still having trouble understanding why they hired Marc Anthony as a mentor? Perhaps, if the show was about how to get girls that are way out of your league, then maybe I would want his advice. But, would he be my first choice for a singing mentor? Not at all. Marc Anthony Marc Anthony1 Marc Anthony2

 

Jennifer Lopez’ Hot Performance On Idol!

Jennifer Lopez performed her song ‘Dance Again’ on Idol last night and set the place on fire! You can click here and watch the incredibly sexy performance.

How does she do it? 42-years-old, two children and she still looks this good? She looks better than most girls half her age! She needs to let everyone in on her secret to looking so good. It must be some newly formed pill or something. Jennifer Lopez' Hot Performance On Idol! Jennifer Lopez' Hot Performance On Idol! Jennifer Lopez' Hot Performance On Idol! Jennifer Lopez' Hot Performance On Idol!

 

Marc Anthony Files for divorce from Jennifer Lopez

About time! It has been nine months since the couple separated and now Marc Anthony is finally making it official. He filed for divorce from Jennifer Lopez in Los Angeles Superior Court this week. Guess what he said the reasoning was? Irreconcilable differences! Of course, that is what every celebrity couple checks. Why don’t they really put what happened? “We are both tired of having sex with each other and want to branch out.”

Anthony is asking the judge to dismiss any spousal support for Jennifer Lopez and is seeking joint custody of the couple’s twins. It looks like this will be a fairly quick and easy divorce. Both parties seem to have already agreed on what will happen.

We have to say, Jennifer and Marc are both handling this divorce very professionally. They are still working together and they still seem to like each other. Maybe they both got out of it at just the right time, right before “dislike” turns into “I freaking hate you and your fat brother!”

The pair had been married since 2004. Marc Anthony Files for divorce from Jennifer Lopez Marc Anthony Files for divorce from Jennifer Lopez Marc Anthony Files for divorce from Jennifer Lopez Marc Anthony Files for divorce from Jennifer Lopez

 

Jennifer Lopez is having a hard time getting over Marc Anthony

Here’s Jennifer Lopez around 4am at Pure Nightclub in Ceasars Palace Las Vegas (dancing to her own song naturally) and if you squint really hard you will see that those droplets around her face are not perspiration but tears. Because getting over a man with empty eye sockets and sellotape all over his body so his brittle and fragile bones remain attached during his salsa dancing is a hard thing to do. “Now can we get more tequilla up here? And more grinding, i need more grinding, my soul is bleeding!!!”

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So Did Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Separate, Or Not?

This whole Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are splitting up rumor is getting super complicated, but we’re going to try to explain it all to you anyway (we are just that nice):

It all started yesterday, when In Touch Magazine reported that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith – Scientology super couple and breeders of superiorchildbots - had separated, and that a Jada Pinkett-Marc Anthony affair on the set of Hawthorne caused the Smith break-up and the J.Lo-Anthony one. Jada’s publicist’s first comment on the matter: “What? In Touch said that? I know nothing about this… Lord. I’m going back to bed.” (Maybe she was surprised to be fielding a hetero rumor?)

The next official comment was a tweet from Will’s teen son Trey Smith:

“Did #WillandJada split? No they did NOT split ! False information.”

Then Jada’s publicist got her shit together just enough to deny half of the rumor, but not the half people were talking about: “Everything about the Marc Anthony story is completely false, but we are not commenting on whether they are separating or not.” Finally, Will and Jada officially denied the whole damn thing:

“Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact.”

Why so much confusion? Were they trying to take the high road? Or was there a kernel of truth to the allegation? TMZ reports the couple is “having significant problems” but hasn’t yet “pulled the trigger.” Radar reports that the Smiths are raising a “legal team” to deal with the issue – but to sue In Touchor to help them divorce? The report doesn’t specify!

Maybe this whole thing has nothing to do with an affair. Maybe instead one of them just briefly broke free of their Scientology mind-control and made a run for the exit, before being locked back down! It’s gotta be hard to make a Scientology marriage work, if one person is even slightly less crazy than the other.

Either way, Jada’s publicist’s nap time is totally ruined!

 

Jennifer Lopez Has Some Major Thigh Saggage

Jennifer Lopez had a concert last night in San Juan, Puerto Rico with her buddy Marc Anthony. At first she looked all kinds of awesome, but then she did the horrible mistake of turning around and wobbling up some stairs, revealing some epic thigh cellulite that burned the corneas of 17,000 screaming 16 year old girls.

Moral of the story: Ladies, this is what happens when you shoplift cheese curds in your nylons. Don’t do it.

Now to save you some commenting I’ve made this handy little list of all the possible comments that are left on posts like this, so just pick a number that suits your bitching/approval. You’re welcome.

1. What’s wrong, I think she looks HOT.
2. This is what a REAL woman looks like for all you little dick guys who only see women in porn.
3. She’s WAY hotter than anything any of YOU guys get.
4. So she’s not an anorexic skeleton, so what?
5. THAT is photoshopped.
6. I’d spread baby batter over that like I was butterin’ a waffle.
7. It’s all the Jews fault!! (Mel Gibson sometimes stops by here)
8. Cellulite is genetic, it’s not my…uh…HER fault!
9. Oh My God girlfriend, who put you in that dress?
10. That’s a big ass.
11. What does this have to do with Star Wars?
12. She had twinsss, leave her alone.
13. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW…

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Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony Say “I Do” – Again!

Following in the footsteps of Heidi Klum and Seal, Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony celebrated their 6th wedding anniversary last night by renewing their vows in front of friends and family.

The posh affair was held at the couple's new Hidden Hills, California home, with calla lilies and orchids in tall vases and flickering candles setting the romantic scene. The couple's A-list guest list - which included Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - sipped martinis in black glasses in the outdoor lounge areas.

Marc recently joked to US of their anniversary, “We realized the bets in Vegas [on whether we’d make it] stopped at five years, so we’re ­really looking forward to this one. This is a big anniversary.”

Marc and J.Lo have 2-year-old twins Emme and Max together.