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Wiz Khalifa Busted for Marijuana Possession!

This is probably the least shocking news to come out this week. Wiz Khalifa was caught with 3.7 grams of weed in his pocket! The 24-year-old rapper tried to hide the bag of weed in his hotel room at the Holiday Inn in Nashville, but he ended up being unsuccessful.

According to the police report, Nashville Police responded to Wiz’s room on April 21 after someone complained about “a strong odor of marijuana.” When police arrived at the scene, Wiz tried to toss his joint out the window. Cops ended up recovering the joint he threw and did indeed find marijuana inside. The rapper admitted the joint was his and told cops about the weed in his pocket.

Police gave him a citation. That will surely make him stop smoking weed, right? A citation! It might make him be a little more careful, though. Maybe he should only smoke weed when he is kicking it at Motel 6, I have a feeling the people lodging at Motel 6 wouldn’t mind the smell at all. Wiz Khalifa Busted for Marijuana Possession! Wiz Khalifa Busted for Marijuana Possession! Wiz Khalifa Busted for Marijuana Possession!

 

Dear Shae, Does Whitney Houston’s death really deserve all this attention?… – Bobbi Brown

Dear Shae,  Does Whitney Houston’s death really deserve all this attention?  I feel bad she died but to call her an ‘American Hero’ is just ridiculous no?

- Bobbi Brown

 

Dear Bobbi Brown,
Crack is Whack and so is Ms. Houston’s untimely death.  I totally agree with you,  by no means do I think she was an ‘American Hero’.  I do feel bad because she leaves behind a daughter and I feel bad because she couldn’t beat her drug addiction, however that’s where my sympathy ends.  I think she had a great singing voice, but then so do a lot of other people.  She put out some good pop songs back in the 80′s/90′s, but then so did a lot of other people.  That doesn’t justify calling her an ’American Hero’.  Those soldiers that put their lives on the line for our freedom, especially the ones who die, THEY ARE AMERICAN HEROES.  Where is their non-stop tribute?  How many of them die without even a mention in the news?  I’m sorry but in the end she was nothing more than a cocaine smoking/pill popping junkie.  She did this to herself.  She took those drugs to have fun and unfortunately had a little too much fun.  There are reports she ‘partied heavily’ the night before.  It’s amazing how many people are suddenly all ‘Poor Whitney’ when for the last 15 years those same people made fun of for being married to the real Bobby Brown (no offense) and for being high as a kite.  The same thing occurred when Michael Jackson died.  Yes he was acquitted of being a pedophile,  but the tribute he got was ridiculous as well.  What’s gonna happen when O.J. Simpson dies?
Anyways I hope Ms. Houston finally has peace wherever she is. I hope her daughter heals from all the pain her parents have caused her. 

 

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Sometimes It’s Better Backwards

George Carlin, RIP, said it best, “…life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it? A Death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating… and you finish off as an orgasm.”

I applied his point of view to some of my favorite movies and it seems that sometimes it’s better backwards…

Godzilla backwards, it’s about a giant kind hearted lizard that comes out of the ocean to help rebuild a broken Tokyo.

Scarface backwards, it’s about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.

127 hours backwards, it’s an uplifting story about a disabled man finding an arm in the desert.

Black Swan backwards, it’s about a dancer who cures her insanity by sleeping with Mila Kunis

Lord Of The Rings backwards it’s about a little guy who finds a really cool ring in a volcano and spends the rest of the time walking home.

Titanic backwards, it’s a heart warming tale of a ship that jumps out of the water and saves lots of drowning people.

Cinderella backwards, it’s a delightful animated Disney classic about a woman learning her place.

Groundhog Day backwards, its basically the same except Bill Murray doesn’t get the girl at the end.

 

Wait…what were we talking about again?

 

 

 

 

George Michael caught smoking marijuana…again

George Michael went to jail last year because he crashed his Range Rover into a shop while smoking a roach, and since we’ve established that he is the world’s shittiest criminal, here he is yesterday in Venice, Italy, smoking a joint and sharing it with his new lover on the balcony of his hotel. At this point, he might as well have gotten naked and started yelling:”HEY EVERYONE!! I JUST HAD INCREDIBLE BUTT SEX AND IT MADE ME CRAVE DRUGS. CRACK ANYONE??”

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Miley Cyrus Caught on Video Smoking a Bong

“You’re gonna shit a brick when you see this” – Random person filming Miley get high

TMZ brought us an early Christmas present this year, in the form of this this video of Miley Cyrus smoking a bong and tripping a couple days after her 18th birthday. In the video Miley says she’s “having a little bit of a bad trip” and dissolves into giggles in a video a friend made of the Disney star smoking a bong at her house five days after her eighteenth birthday. TMZ claims it’s not weed she’s smoking, but salvia, which is legal, but that makes us think one of Miley’s friends is the person who leaked the video, and has some weird code of honor wherein selling Miley out is OK, but incriminating her in an actual illegal act is not.

But let’s be serious, that shit ain’t salvia. It doesn’t make you laugh hysterically and she’d be on the floor after a massive bong rip of it. No, that is just sweet old weed, but nice try, publicist in damage-control mode.

So what does all of this mean you ask, well it means Miley is just a normal 18 year old kid and that is the only Miley Cyrus hit we will ever approve of.

 

Tis the Season fo’ Shizzle Mah Nizzle

I’m sick of seeing dogs dressed up in cutesy outfits. But this image is completely fine with me. Mostly because I’m just picturing me and my family sitting around that Christmas fire, with Snoop of course, passing around a huge blunt, enjoying that tingly feeling people get at Christmas eve magnified ten times by the smoking of the green… Good times, good times.

I’ll leave you with this: Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?

Fo’ drizzle