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Adele Hopes An Ex Never Writes a Song About Her!

Adele made millions from writing songs about her exes, but she hopes that no one ever turns the tables on her. In an interview with, ‘Matt Lauer’ from the Today Show, Adele talked about how she would feel if an ex wrote a song about her,

“I’d f**king sh*t myself. I’d be mortified. But also if they wrote songs about me, they’d be like: ‘This song’s about Adele’. I’ve never given any names ever, but everyone’s going to know this song’s about me. No-one actually knows who my songs are about.”

Adele did admit that she regrets putting too much of her personal life in her music, “I do wish I’d kept a lot of things to myself, but I never knew the album was going to be so big. I will be more wary when I go into things now.”

Boo, no one wants you to hold anything back! We want all the dirty details of your life rolled into a song. Taylor Swift doesn’t seem to care about putting every dude on blast and you shouldn’t either, Adele! Let those douchebags feel your pain and watch them millions roll in. Adele Hopes An Ex Never Writes a Song About Her! Adele Hopes An Ex Never Writes a Song About Her! Adele Hopes An Ex Never Writes a Song About Her!

 

Bobby Brown: It wasn’t Me!

Bobby Brown has notoriously been blamed for introducing drugs to Whitney Houston. But Bobby Brown is fighting back against those claims in his first interview since Whitney Houston passed away in February,

“I didn’t get high [on narcotics] before I met Whitney. I smoked weed, I drank the beer, but no, I wasn’t the one that got Whitney on drugs at all.” Bobby told Matt Lauer on the Today Show.

He claims that drugs were apart of Whitney’s life way before he even met her. Matt Lauer pressed Bobby a bit and asked him how it makes him feel knowing that so many people blame him for Whitney’s drug use,

“It makes me feel terrible. But I know differently. I think if anyone ever knew us, if anybody ever spent time around us instead of time looking through the bubble, they would know how we felt about each other.” Brown said.

Bobby says that he was “hurt” after finding out Whitney was still struggling with her drug addiction, “I was hurt because me being off of narcotics for the last seven years, I felt that she was…I didn’t know she was struggling with it still.” Bobby Brown appeared to be genuinely hurt when he said that, but was it really just secret guilt? Does anyone really believe Bobby Brown? Probably not. Unfortunately for Bobby he will also be known as the guy who screwed up Whitney Houston’s life. Bobby Brown: It wasn’t Me! Bobby Brown: It wasn’t Me! Bobby Brown: It wasn’t Me! Bobby Brown: It wasn’t Me! Bobby Brown: It wasn’t Me!

 

Lindsay Lohan Gets “Grilled” by Matt Lauer on the Today Show (VIDEO INSIDE!)

Lindsay Lohan sat down with Matt Lauer on the “Today” show and faced some pretty tough questions. The interview started off with Matt Lauer showing an old clip of Lindsay Lohan from 2009, the last time she sat down with Matt Lauer (she looked a lot better back then.)

Lauer asked Lohan, “What are the changes you’ve made to get to this better place?” Lohan replied with,

“I think, um, some of the main things are the people I surround myself with. I think that it gets very lonely in this industry because you’re constantly with people and then you’re alone. So, it’s just kind of uh…I just allowed a lot of people to be around me at all times. And I don’t think that they were necessarily there for the right reasons and I wasn’t concerned with that.”

She continued to talk about how she probably “shouldn’t have gone out so much” and that she needed to “grow up” and “take cake of herself.”

You can watch the first part of the interview above. Lindsay Lohan Gets “Grilled” by Matt Lauer on the Today Show (VIDEO INSIDE!) Lindsay Lohan Gets “Grilled” by Matt Lauer on the Today Show (VIDEO INSIDE!) Lindsay Lohan Gets “Grilled” by Matt Lauer on the Today Show (VIDEO INSIDE!)

 

Lindsay Lohan Goes Crazy Diva on Matt Lauer

After violating her probation by testing positive for alcohol last week, house-arrested Lindsay Lohan may be jailbound again (she’s due in court later today) which means interviewing her is the biggest coup an American journalist could get right now! Bigger than interviewing the president. Bigger than a sit-down with Osama bin Laden’s reanimated waterlogged corpse. But Matt Lauer walked out of an interview with her, anyway, because she was just a demanding bitch.

Lauer flew 3,000 miles to L.A., and was ready to interview Lindsay at 6PM last night, cameras set up and everything. But LiLo never came out of her bedroom. Page Six says she wanted $100,000 for the interview, even though they had already agreed to $50,000 “for photos or videos, because they don’t pay for interviews.” TMZ says “Lauer’s team blindsided them by saying the interview would be extremely lengthy because producers were planning to put it on Dateline as well as Today.” A Today Show publicist says Lindsay “had a change of heart and wasn’t prepared to talk for more than 15 minutes… There was no licensing or payment agreement of any kind.” Lindsay’s publicist says “No money was involved, and I was the one who called [the interview] off.”

So either Lindsay Lohan is such a monstrous diva that the Today Show would rather lose a massive scoop than deal with her, or Lauer pulled the ol’ “walk away from the street merchant” bluff, and ended up walking away empty-handed. Either way, what did LiLo expect? If you want to dictate the terms of your interview, you go to an outlet with the word “Buzz” or “Biz” in its name, not Matt Lauer. He’s a serious journalist! He arm-wrestled Tom Cruise!

 

Matt Lauer Asks if the Size of the Package is Important

It’s hard to imagine packaged food being especially funny. But, Matt Lauer and financial correspondent Jean Chatzky seem to think it is. During a ‘Today’ segment on rising prices at the supermarket, Lauer and Chatzky find a phrase particularly amusing and burst into laughter.

Lauer points out that it’s important for consumers to keep “the size of the package” in mind when buying food. Then, he’s suddenly struck by the double entendre and starts to chuckle quietly. Eventually, his laughter spreads to Chatzky. Because you know the word “package” is funny. Hehehehe… It’s hinting at a man’s junk you see. Hehe he he…. he.

This actually reminds me of this one time I was checking out at the grocery store and this super hot register girl kept referring to my packages and how she bets my package is just the right size and how she would love to come over after work and help me “unload” my package……So, like anybody else would do in that situation, I reported her weird behaviour to the manager. Because I’m not Matt Lauer and had no idea what she was talking about. Good day.

 

Kanye West Got “Lost” at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

Forget the floats and marching bands. Kanye West was apparently  the main attraction at this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Followed by an introduction from his arch enemy, journalist Matt Lauer, Kanye stormed the streets of Manhattan for a brief performance atop the New York Daily News float to lip-sync his song “Lost in the World.”

Nothing says Thanksgiving like Gay Fish floats, seriously at least give us a holiday break from this self-appointed reincarnated Egyptian douche God. Well I guess in a way Gay Fish is perfect for the Macy’s parade… He’s full of hot air.

 

Matt Lauer possibly banged a tranny

gallery_main-matt-lauer-transsexual-01Right about now, Matt Lauer is probably locked up in one of NBC’s bathrooms, looking at his penis and going “little dude, we fucked a DUDE!! How do we come back from that? You were supposed to smell an impostor, my precious poonhound! *changes voice to that of Paddington Bear* But it felt so real, Matt. It was warm and safe like it always is. It was the surgeons, Matt. THEY tricked us! Go get them!”

Via National Enquirer:

The Enquirer has ripped the lid off Matt Lauer’s shocking secret life and discovered bombshell charges that the handsome broadcaster had a romantic interest in his married Today colleague Natalie Morales … Other unconfirmed reports have linked Matt with Alexis Houston, a young singer/songwriter/producer. The two met few years ago when Alexis accompanied Dionne Warwick to an appearance on Today, but Alexis insists there was no romance.

Via the New York Post:

Alexis Houston — the singer who held a press conference last week to announce she never had sex with “Today” show host Matt Lauer  — had some interesting yesterdays. She used to be a man who called himself Wellington Houston. Whitney Houston sued Wellington (whose original name was Stuart) in 1996 because he was claiming to be her cousin. Whitney alleged that Wellington used the false relationship to defraud an elderly New York doctor of $100,000 using credit cards and forged checks, the AP reported at the time.

According to one source who has known the singer for years, Wellington had sex-change surgery three years ago after a man fell in love with the cross-dressing singer and paid for the operation.

“She told me they got married in Niagara Falls,” said our source, “but they have since separated.”