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Mel B dropped from Peepshow…but she has her Pocket Rocket to comfort her

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Yes, Mel B is scary and taking sex tips from her is like registering for a courting and etiquette course taught by a WWF wrestler, but in her all-important coming out as the new Jordan of the Las Vegas strip she felt it was important we all knew what an amazing sex-beast she is.

Here’s her interview with Closer. Note: try not to shiver when you think of her and Stephen Belafonte taking turns for the Pocket Rocket.

“I read about new research that showed 75 per cent of women don’t have an orgasm during sex!

“Oh my God! That amazed me, because having a good sex life is absolutely essential in my opinion.

“My advice to women who are unfulfilled in the bedroom is to invest in a sex toy. I use a little vibrator called a Pocket Rocket - and it does the trick every time.

“The good thing about sex toys is you can use them by yourself of with your partner.”

She added: “My hubby and I have a great time together - I’m not sure if it’s because we’re the same age, but we both have very high libidos.”

“If you feel like getting intimate with your partner, it’s important to be relaxed.

“I often have a candle-lit bath first and listen to some soothing music. Next, put on some gorgeous lingerie - I’ve got a big collection that’s just for the bedroom.

“Make sure there are no distractions, then go for it!”

By the way, Mel was just dropped from her Las Vegas stint as a hooker in Peepshow, and so she may be forced to forgo her dreams of conquering America with her 6-pack. But, in light of these new sex revelations there’s always other ways to, er, penetrate the country:1) become a porn star or 2) join the WWF and break the neck of boas with her thighs as part of her opening routine…we’re in favor of the second option…we don’t want her breaking penises on the adult sets.