Yeah, whoever came up with that was either brilliant or a complete idiot. Do they really think we buy that? MIA’s middle finger flip during her performance with Madonna at the Super Bowl’s halftime show wasn’t the cause ‘adrenaline and nerves.’ It was the cause of bitch badassness.
MIA, a British hip-hop artist under Interscope records most known for the hit Paper Planes, may be in a bit of a pickle for flipping America the bird. During the song ‘Give Me All Your Luvin’ of Madonna’s Halftime show that sucked donkey balls the thirty-six year old rapper propped her high-heeled toe on the podium, stared into the camera, spat the line ‘I don’t give a s**t,’ and then flipped us off. And, even though NBC was unable to obscure the gesture and obscenities before it aired, it seems that it won’t be the NFL or NBC that are held liable… but Ms. MIA.
That doesn’t mean that the NFL and NBC haven’t done their fair share of finger pointing themselves, though. Immediately after the finger seen round the world was broadcast, both jumped to blaming the other. NBC says that the NFL is responsible because they set up the show and hired the talent, aka MIA. The NFL, on the other hand, blames NBC for not catching the stunt and preventing it from airing in the first place. Besides, we all remember the Janet Jackson Nipple Slip debacle for which the FCC charged a fine of a whopping $550,000
But, it seems that neither NBC nor the NFL will be taking the financial heat for this one, because TMZ got word that the NFL demanded that MIA sign a contract stating that if they were fined for anything caused by her behavior, then it would be her pocketbook that suffered and not theirs.
MIA’s crew seems to be focusing on damage control at the moment, though, with one unnamed member stating that the flying bird was caused by ‘a case of adrenaline and nerves. She wasn’t thinking… It wasn’t any kind of statement. She was caught in the moment and she’s incredibly sorry.’ Yeeeeah, mm-hmm…

































AnnaLynne McCord and her sister Angel spent the day in Miami beach on Sunday, and honestly, they looked like their favorite past time is throwing up all over bathroom floors. At some point, Angel nipped out while adjusting her top, and is it really a NSFW pic when a boy flashes its chest? Seriously, we kept staring at it and then staring back at ours. The only difference is we’d need a wax to see ours (we’re 1/3 ape) and we totally fill out our 34C bra (don’t judge, it’s for support, we’re trying to prevent sagging).
















































Kim Kardashian was in Miami for a friend’s bachelorette party and it’s nice to see that for once she decided not to suck up all the attention through the giant vortex that is her ass crack and give the bride-to-be the opportunity to shine for one day. “What do you mean the paparazzi are also taking pictures of the bride?” *flashes a nipple*”What? There are still other girls in the frames? But I called the photographers, it’s not fair!!!” *lowers the towel, shows some ass crack* “What are you saying, it’s not working? But i have nothing el…..wait…my cellphone has 5 minutes of recording time…Hey, you, bartender, me and you, behind the bushes, NOW!!!”




















Halle Berry spent her Memorial Day weekend in South Beach, Miami, and if you’re expecting more flesh, you’ll have to do a pre-Gabriel Aubry google search because she spent most of her time either protecting her crotch with her giant bag, or wearing a black fishing net and chasing garbage bins to put her recyclables in. It’s pretty obvious the wound that Gabriel’s penis left by becoming one with much younger receptors is still oozing because Halle is completely turned off to the idea of transmitting too much sexiness. Which is why at this point we’d like to offer ourselves as sacrificial lambs to get her back on track. We may not have perfect abs and an angelic face, but we like to fart, watch porn all night long and fall asleep on the couch with a slice of pizza stuck to the side of our face. We just won this argument, haven’t we.



































After posting numerous pictures of Snooki and JWoww in bikinis following the cannoli trail MTV put together on the beach in Miami to get the first one out of the hobbit tree she perches on and the second one out of the “Wax for Jugs” store, we thought we’d make it up to you with pictures of a bikini-clad Kelly Brook on the beach in Mauritius. What’s that? You’re mind is still stuck on Ewok giving a BJ to a whipped cream bottle? Dammit, we’re going to need hypnosis for this one!






