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Lil Wayne’s Crew Accused of Attacking Photog!

Bad things happen when it rains in Miami. A photog was tortured by Lil Wayne’s crew; they damaged his bike, spat in his face and pushed him down to the ground. At least, that is what the official police report says.

TMZ obtained the police report and the details are quite disturbing. The report claims that the photog spotted Lil Wayne and his crew skateboarding outside of some church — right beside a “no skateboarding” sign. So, naturally he decided to take a few pictures. The photog says that Wayne and his crew called it a night after it started to rain — so he followed them to the car, getting a few photos along the way.

That is when all the mayhem started. Apparently, Lil Wayne didn’t appreciate all of the pictures that were being taken, so he ordered his crew to take the man’s camera. Eight men surrounded him, and intimidated him into deleting several photos. Then, they spat in his face, pushed him to the ground and beat his bicycle with a skateboard. After the attack, the photog went straight to the police station and filed the report.

Wayne’s people have not commented on the situation. Lil Wayne’s Crew Accused of Attacking Photog! Lil Wayne’s Crew Accused of Attacking Photog! Lil Wayne’s Crew Accused of Attacking Photog! Lil Wayne’s Crew Accused of Attacking Photog!

 

Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures!

It’s the weekend! Which means we are here to deliver some very nice bikini pictures for you. Sure, the day off from work is nice, but you really just want the bikini pictures. Well, we have them for you! Irina Shayk and Anne V spent some time at Miami Beach recently and showed off their sexy bikini bodies. You can view all of the pictures below.

In one of the pictures you can see Anne V jumping onto Irina and pushing her under the water. Anne V does not know how lucky she is, do you know how many people would love to jump onto a bikini-clad Irina Shayk? Do you think they also have pillow fights at night, too? Do you think they shower together? Give each other massages? Where does the madness stop?

What if supermodels really do all the sick stuff we like to imagine they do? It’s too much for our little brains to handle. Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures!

 

Page 3 Model Leilani Dowding Goes for Another Topless Swim

Way back in April this year, we saw Page 3 model and Miss Universe contestant Leilani Dowding walking around topless on a beach, with her bikini top in her left hand. Then today what do we see? A topless Leilani Dowding walking around topless on a Miami beach, with her bikini top firmly grasped in her left hand. It’s almost as if she was doing a parody of herself. Or is this maybe her “I’m just casually getting out of the water and smiling at life while walking to my towel” pose that she’s crafted specifically for the paparazzi?

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Selena Gomez Flashed Her Panties…A Tiny Bit

Here is Selena Gomez wearing short shorts on Miami Beach where a lightning fast paparazzi managed to snap a picture of a tiny little upskirt moment. (See here and here)… Well, we say “upskirt” but it wasn’t really an upskirt. Since the panty flasher in question is actually wearing shorts. Which means it’s the rarer, though no less thrilling, upshorts. Though frankly, as long as we see even the tiniest hint of panty, we don’t care what sort of garment is partially covering them. It’s all semantics, anyway… and semantics is nowhere near as enthralling as panties.

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Ciara Looks Great in a Bikini

Singer Ciara took a dip in the ocean in Miami, in a small pink bikini showing off her curves on Monday. Ciara recently performed a concert in Miami as part of the Malibu Radio Maliboom Boom Station Invasion tour that will now be traveling to Virginia Beach followed by many other cities…Wait, you people don’t give a shit about the details. TITS PEOPLE, TITS!

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Maria Menounos Looking Sexy in a Bikini

This is something we can all truly appreciate; Greek Goddess Maria Menounos and her sweet little body in a bikini on Miami beach over the weekend. I wonder if she dates celebrity bloggers. Who am I kidding, nobody dates bloggers. That’s alright though, we don’t need to date, I’m perfectly fine with just a sexual relationship if that’s more her style. I’m a big boy. I shouldn’t say that, I’m an average size boy. Call me.
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Rachel Uchitel in a Bikini & Making Out With Some Dude

Here is Rachel Uchitel enjoying the sun in Miami with some nameless guy, what these images don’t show is Tiger jacking off right behind them.

That face. Those puffy lips. Those big veneered teeth. Those fake inflated tits. That orange skin. That constant shameless self-promotion. Everything about her screams “class.” She must give some seriously good head because I wouldn’t have gave up Elin for that. What the hell did Tiger do in the bedroom that required him to pay her off? Dirty Sanchez, midget orgy?

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Page 3 Model Leilani Dowding Goes for a Swim…a Topless Swim

This little thing right here is Page 3 model Leilani Dowding, who was in Miami beach yesterday being all pretty and what not. What’s great is that half way through her beach fun she decided to remove that suffocating bikini top and playfully splashed around in the water with her itty bitty titties on show. We approve. Just in case she was looking for our approval. Well she has it. Approved.

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Brooklyn Decker & Her Boobs are Still in a Bikini

Brooklyn Decker spent a second day down in Miami and a second day in a bikini, this time poolside at the Ritz-Carlton hotel. Some paparazzi fella was nice enough to snap these pictures of her and her big plump breasts doing their thing together, hanging out, sun tanning, jiggling nicely in the sunshine while she walks around… You know, the usual things hot chicks do with their breasts at the pool. Although, I don’t see any shots of her applying suntan lotion onto those things… What a shame.

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Brooklyn Decker & Her Boobs in a Bikini

Here’s Sports Illlustrated hottie and Victoria’s Secret model, Brooklyn Decker, in Miami over the weekend chilling at some beach with those fat breasts that have made her so popular with the dudes who design bikinis for a living (and the dudes who look at her in bikinis for a living, as in me). I didn’t even know supermodels were allowed to have breasts that large, I like it, tell all the other girls to get on board with this new look, I’ll pay for the surgery. What bugs me though is while I was busy jerking it to these pictures I heard someone complain about her new haircut looking pretty shitty, all I can say to that is…. THERE IS HAIR IN THIS PICTURE?!?

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Bikini Wearing Maria Menounos & Her Vagina Play Catch

Access Hollywood host Maria Menounos said goodbye to last year and hello to 2011 with a trip to Miami Beach, where she frolicked in the sand and showed off a very sexy bikini… but wait a minute, what is that peeking out of her bikini bottoms? Well I’ll be damned, it’s her clean shaved vagina coming out to say hi!

As nice as that is and all, all these pictures do is remind me that I’m freezing my balls off post blizzard, while everyone else seems to be tap dancing with their labia minora hanging out on the beach for the paps…

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Chloe Sevigny is in a Bikini and Has Itchy Arms

Here’s Chloe Sevigny showing off her assets in a little bikini on South Beach in Miami recently. Now I know what you are thinking “she’s just a normal, average looking woman who happens to be an actress, nothing wrong or particular­ly interestin­g either way.” Well what makes  Chloe stick out from the rest is that she is freaky enough to gobble down on a dick and swallow on camera for the world to see. No joke. She sucked off some guy and swallowed his load in the movie The Brown Bunny, which is something I admire in actresses.

You can see what the hell I’m talking about right here… Obviously it’s not safe for work since it’s a sexy time video.

You just know the guy getting the knobber in that movie kept flubbing his lines intentionally so he would have to re-shoot, so to speak.

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The Hulk Women in Bikini Tops

Brooke Hogan and her mom, Linda Hogan were hitting up Miami in matching bikini-top-and-sweatpants yesterday, scaring the shit out of the locals with their man bodies.

I thought Miami Beach was supposed to be all about youth & glamor & the jet set scene. Well apparently not judging by these two hags, who by the way must have used some heavy duty tape to tape down Brooke’s penis for their day out in the sun. She literally looks like Cameron Diaz if she swallowed Chyna whole (the female wrestler).

That dog is the nicest looking bitch out of the three.

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Real Housewive Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini

Christ, it’s been a shitty couple of weeks for bikini pictures, guess because the world seems to have frozen over, nothing but stories on the News about people being snowed into their homes and eating their pets and newborn children to stay alive. So thank God someone finally put a bikini on. Unfortunately none of you know who Kelly Bensimon is because she’s on The Real Housewives of New York which exactly seventeen people watch.

Well I decided to spend 2 minutes Googling her to at least get some semi-interesting info on her, and it actually turns out she’s single… Which makes the show one big, gigantic lie solely made to toy with your emotions. Which is great. Now where are we supposed to learn about constantly bikini-clad gold-digging whor…..Oh, right, the Kardashians.

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Brooke Hogan is Back in a Bikini

Brooke Hogan was back on Miami beach this weekend in a bikini, clearly bringing her own “paparazzi” photographer with her ala Heidi Montag. Just in Brooke’s case the photographer doesn’t like taking pictures that include her head, can’t really blame him, that jawline will break most cameras.  I’m not even entirely positive why she’s famous to begin with.  All I know about her for sure is that, when I was a kid, her dad used to yell at me through the TV, warning me to not do drugs and stay in school, or else Hulkamania was gonna run wild on me.  And he  meant it too.  If I didn’t stay in school, he was gonna beat my ass.  I used to get to the bus stop three hours early, scared that Hulk Hogan might literally kill me if I didn’t… What was I talking about again?

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Whitney Port’s wild pubic thicket, or just a really ugly bikini?

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Man, Whitney Port has really let herself go! The ‘City’ airhead took time out for some sun and sea on Miami beach, but she should have stopped by her brazillian waxer first.  All that dark hair spilling out of her bikini bottoms really is unsightly!  You’d need a machete to make it through that jungle!

Oh, wait. You mean, that’s not her lady pubes? Those are just poorly placed black ruffles?  Well, then we take it all back.  Whitney was in town for Swim Fashion Week, and we certainly hope she picked up some new suits while she was there.