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Jesse James is Still a Nazi “Historian”

Somewhere in Hollywood, Mel Gibson is kissing a picture of Jesse.

Let’s recap for a second: Just after Jesse James was caught cheating on Sandra Bullock last year, a photo of him doing a Nazi salute while wearing an SS officer’s hat made the rounds. His number one mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee, then did a fetish Nazi shoot, wearing a swastika armband.

Then today  Jesse, who is going for the worst ex-boyfriend in America award, is caught in another Nazi scandal. This time due to a picture finding it’s way online of him driving a car while his friend wears a Nazi hat and does a Nazi salute. He also crayola-ed a children’s book character to look like Adolf Hitler.

Via Us Weekly:

“He’s into history,” an insider explains of the undated pics, which were posted in October.
Adds the source, who insists James isn’t a skinhead, “The swastika deal is to scare people. It’s part of biker culture.”

Oh right, he’s just into history. Why is it these weirdos that are obsessed with Nazi crap always claim that as their excuse, and why don’t they ever seem to also collect anything else of historical significance besides Nazi crap? Then again, he does seem like such an academically enthused person, so maybe there is some truth in the “he’s into history” excuse. I’m sure he and Kat von D sit around at night for hours discussing the implications of the signing of the Magna Charta and the Federalist Papers.

Jesse, for future reference, here’s what you need to know about the “history buff” excuse:
You can study the Nazis all you like, but under no circumstances do you wear their stuff. If the hat slips off the top of the bookcase onto your head, do not salute and pretend you have a mustache. Cross that line – you’s a Nazi.


Bombshell McGee Kisses and Licks Sandra Bullock

Bombshell McGee’s hobbies include Nazi paraphernalia and home-wrecking. Here she is licking a victim of the latter (in photo form). Taken while she was getting Lasik eye surgery, which explains the cap and iodine eyes.

Now we here at TheDailyFix are all about being pricks and being complete douchebags to celebrities (be they worthy of it or not), but even we are offended by this. In one word this woman is a cunt. A shining example of a cunt. A grade KKK cunt. She belongs to the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood (CUNTS).

There really isn’t anything more to say, except that now that poor magazine has Aids. She might as well take it home and line her cage with it.

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Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee offers apology to Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock has received a “heartfelt” apology from an unexpected quarter. The woman who literally carpet bombed her family life to ashes - Michelle McGee - has issued a public apology to Sandra, admitting she feels sorry for all the emotional wounds her revelations have inflicted on Sandra.

The tattooed mistress was talking on Australian TV show TodayTonight when she came up with the surprise apology. In her own words,

I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything. She (Bullock) must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology. I’m sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it. I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn’t be in this situation.

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How Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee stole Sandra Bullock’s Oscar glory

Even as she was busy pinching herself to come out of the ecstasy of her first Oscar win, Sandra Bullock was suddenly jolted by a big blast as if a bombshell had struck her straight in her heart. Before she could realize what was happening, her marriage was on the rocks and her husband was at the center of a sleazy scandal. The Curse of the Oscars had claimed one more victim. A woman called Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee was spitting all over the place that she had slept with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James for several months.

On finding out about her husband’s rumored infidelity from her publicist, Sandra didn’t waste any time in moving out of the family home. James issued a public apology to Sandra for his wrong behavior, but then, we all know that the face value of such apologies at this stage is never too adequate to save the face of the offender, let alone save the relationship.
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