Somewhere in Hollywood, Mel Gibson is kissing a picture of Jesse.
Let’s recap for a second: Just after Jesse James was caught cheating on Sandra Bullock last year, a photo of him doing a Nazi salute while wearing an SS officer’s hat made the rounds. His number one mistress, Michelle Bombshell McGee, then did a fetish Nazi shoot, wearing a swastika armband.
Then today Jesse, who is going for the worst ex-boyfriend in America award, is caught in another Nazi scandal. This time due to a picture finding it’s way online of him driving a car while his friend wears a Nazi hat and does a Nazi salute. He also crayola-ed a children’s book character to look like Adolf Hitler.
Via Us Weekly:
“He’s into history,” an insider explains of the undated pics, which were posted in October.
Adds the source, who insists James isn’t a skinhead, “The swastika deal is to scare people. It’s part of biker culture.”
Oh right, he’s just into history. Why is it these weirdos that are obsessed with Nazi crap always claim that as their excuse, and why don’t they ever seem to also collect anything else of historical significance besides Nazi crap? Then again, he does seem like such an academically enthused person, so maybe there is some truth in the “he’s into history” excuse. I’m sure he and Kat von D sit around at night for hours discussing the implications of the signing of the Magna Charta and the Federalist Papers.
Jesse, for future reference, here’s what you need to know about the “history buff” excuse:
You can study the Nazis all you like, but under no circumstances do you wear their stuff. If the hat slips off the top of the bookcase onto your head, do not salute and pretend you have a mustache. Cross that line – you’s a Nazi.
