Courtney Stodden should take lessons from Shauna Sand on how to not get kicked from a pumpkin patch. “You make sure you always bring kids with you and when you flash your beaver be respectful to the pumpkins.”
Chaz Bono continues to slowly kill America with his creepy flat man-boobs.
Marilyn Manson started eating children early for Halloween.
Robin Williams just got married, which means we now have to be subjected to old folk make-out (in Paris).
Katy Perry’s crotch is trying to bring seizures about with its strobe lights.
Olivia Wilde going to her first directorial movie “Free Hugs”. I’m guessing she’s in need of a hug…or a fondle?What? Am I reading that slit wrong?
JLo’s youngest less attractive, less rich, less young-looking sister would like to sink those chompers in that Versace-clad back wouldn’t she?
Geri Halliwell wore that to support George Michael at his concert. “Thanks Geri. Now I’m assuming there’s a penis tucked underneath, otherwise I’ll have to return it. Tag’s still attached?”
Michelle Obama, really, really wants to eat that worm.
Denise Richards enjoying the new house Charlie Sheen bought for her. “Charlie is the best father anyone could have. And his hookers are very nice and descent people, we’re all going to a picnic of love next week. God I love my new driving range!!!”
