First things first – I think it’s absolutely adorable that Mila Kunis is dating Ashton Kutcher. I’ve been waiting for that match to happen since “That ’70s Show” was on the air. Now, on to the photos. I’m quite certain these are older photos but I honestly couldn’t care less. Any excuse to look at Mila Kunis is just fine with me. What a stunner. I always find it hard to look at Mila though and not think about the fact that this woman – this stunning creature – does the voice of Meg Griffin on “Family Guy”. Regardless, these pictures are fantastic. I want to pick a favorite, but I just can’t. They’re all gorgeous.
Mila Kunis is celebrating her most recent victory, earning the title of ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ thanks to Esquire magazine. The 29-year-old faced some stiff competition, but managed to out sex every woman alive right now. Of course, when you get crowned Sexiest Woman Alive you have to take time out of your busy schedule and pose for a sexy photo shoot. You can view the pictures down below in the gallery.
So, how did Mila feel about her most recent victory? Well, she sat down for an interview with the magazine and had this to say,
“What I do and who I am are two different things. And they always will be. What happens with people is they lose sight of who they are, and they become either who they want to be or who they are perceived to be. I think that if I bought into the hype, I would lose all sight of who I am, and so much of who I am is what my parents went through and instilled in me.” She told the magazine.
Well, isn’t that sweet! And you know the sweetest part? I actually believe all of that! She really doesn’t seem like the type that lets it all go to her head. She is not only one of the sexiest women alive, but she seems to be one of the sweetest. It’s just a shame that she is currently under the ‘Ashton Kutcher’ spell at the moment, but what can you do when the douchebag comes from you?
Oh, what a lady! Not only is she beautiful and nice, she is also great under pressure! Apparently a 50-year-old-man who works in Mila’s house suffered a violent seizure and started choking and coughing up blood and vomiting. He even had bitten through his tongue.
That is when Mila rushed to action and grabbed the man’s head, and turned it sideways so he wouldn’t choke, while another person stuffed a wallet in his mouth so he wouldn’t swallow his tongue. Paramedics arrived on the scene and rushed the man to the hospital. And get this, Mila even wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance with the guy, but paramedics told her that wouldn’t be necessary.
We’re told that the guy is doing fine and has completly recovered. Gee, what a gal! Helping the guy out is one thing, but wanting to ride in the ambulance with him to make sure he is alright? That is angel like!
Mila Kunis might be dating Ashton Kutcher, but we shouldn’t hold that against her. We are just going to assume she is under some spell and she can’t control herself. That would be the only thing that makes sense, right? There is no way that the beautiful woman you see below would even think about dating Ashton Kutcher! We refuse to believe it!
Anyway, enjoy the beautiful pictures below. You can view even more pictures of Mila Kunis by clicking on the following link
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane writes, directs and voices the main character of his first feature film, ‘Ted’. It’s the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and has refused to leave his side ever since.
Watch the preview and even though it’s got a fuzzy bear in the movie it’s definitely not one for the kids!
We are getting a lot of pictures of make-up free celebrities here lately. Snooki tweeted a picture of herself without make-up and Kim Kardashian was seen without make-up, and now? Mila Kunis! That’s right. The hot actress that almost every person on earth wants to be with. However, they might think twice after seeing her without make-up…
You can see in the pictures below that she certainly doesn’t look like she did when she was making out with Natalie Portman in, ‘Black Swan.’ We’ve always thought of Mila Kunis as a “natural beauty” and we still do, but these pictures are a little disconcerting. But, it doesn’t matter how gorgeous you are, if you are being followed around with a camera 24/7…there are going to be some bad looking pictures. Even Mila admits that she has her flaws: “My biggest issue is breakouts and how I can prevent myself from breaking out with little, tiny, really tiny, pimples that show up.”
But, all of that doesn’t change the fact that Mila Kunis is an incredibly sexy woman. All this does is prove that even the most beautiful people can look bad. Plus if you saw her working out in the gym, you mean to tell me you wouldn’t still try to hit it? Even without make-up she is still way better looking than that mother of three who keeps winking at you.
George Carlin, RIP, said it best, “…life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it? A Death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating… and you finish off as an orgasm.”
I applied his point of view to some of my favorite movies and it seems that sometimes it’s better backwards…
Godzilla backwards, it’s about a giant kind hearted lizard that comes out of the ocean to help rebuild a broken Tokyo.
Scarface backwards, it’s about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.
127 hours backwards, it’s an uplifting story about a disabled man finding an arm in the desert.
Black Swan backwards, it’s about a dancer who cures her insanity by sleeping with Mila Kunis
Lord Of The Rings backwards it’s about a little guy who finds a really cool ring in a volcano and spends the rest of the time walking home.
Titanic backwards, it’s a heart warming tale of a ship that jumps out of the water and saves lots of drowning people.
Cinderella backwards, it’s a delightful animated Disney classic about a woman learning her place.
Groundhog Day backwards, its basically the same except Bill Murray doesn’t get the girl at the end.
Wait…what were we talking about again?
If I had one complaint about my life as a whole, it would be that there isn’t nearly enough Mila Kunis in it. When I see a new set of pictures of Mila show up for me to write about like these ones from Los Angeles, I get genuinely excited. I absolutely love this woman. I love everything about her. She isn’t a ‘Hollywood’ kind of girl. She doesn’t pander to the in crowd and that’s a big part of what I love about her. She does publicity because it’s part of her job but when she isn’t working, she flies under the radar. The fact that she’s super smoking hot and has all the physical attributes I love in a woman (dark hair, dark eyes, a fantastic body, a gorgeous smile etc) doesn’t hurt in the least. Mila is one of my favorite young actresses in the industry today and I can’t wait to see where her career will take her from here.
Most celebrities, as we already know, rarely ever take time out of their selfish-ass lives to help others. Oh, sure, they give money to charity; but, really – What does that cost them? Other than… money, of course.
But this year we’ve actually had a few celebrities do something nice… just because. Well, they might’ve just done it for the publicity it provided, but I won’t get into that.
One of the celebrities I am speaking of is the gorgeous Mila Kunis, who received an over-seas invite to the Marine Corps Ball by one of our few good men who was, at the time, deployed in Afghanistan.
The humble Mila accepted Sgt. Scotty Moore’s invitation and actually showed up to the Marine Corps birthday celebration in Greenville, North Carolina this last Friday night. Mila arrived in a surprisingly understated little black dress with a very conservative, yet elegant, updo.
Most don’t know this, but the Marine Corps Ball is like a senior prom on steroids. It gives Marine wives (and girlfriends) the opportunity to look hotter and sluttier than the other Marine wives, dressing in extravagant, and often times, uber-revealing gowns. But the elegant Mila Kunis chose her fitted black gown and danced the night away with her Marine escort. (This is probably the one and only time I won’t end with a snide remark.) You go girl!
I’m pretty sure I would also develop an affection for the penis if I was forced to touch Kathy Griffin’s breasts.
And our man candy for the day: 63-year old Steven Tyler in a bathing suit making out with his girlfriend. Sorry, ladies, Alexander Skarsgard had the day off.
The Hoff really knows how to treat a lady. “Hayley, how’ bout we bathe in shit? And later I promise to vomit in your lap.”
Elizabeth Hurley was a true guy magnet when she was young.
Amanda Seyfried in a bikini in Miami.
I swear Robert Downey Jr is on a mission to kill his pregnant wife. “Honey, I know you’re due in two months and you can barely walk. How about some rock climbing??”
Kristen Stewart and her crotch slit at the new Twilight Breaking Dawn premiere. Jennifer Love Hewitt and her cleavage were also there.
Rihanna is currently in London, which means her outfit had to honor Britain.
Charlize Theron in Vogue complaining she’s single for the first time since she was 19. I know a way to remedy that immediately. Call me.
Mila Kunis voted as Knockout Of The Year by GQ.
The Girl With The Dragon Tatoo’s Rooney Mara cleans up pretty nicely.
Sorry folks, no juicy pictures as of yet, but TMZ claims the hacker is shopping them around and that they’ve already seen them.
Four pictures have been leaked, including two which show Justin — one, laying shirtless in a bed, and another in which J.T. is jokingly sporting a pair of pink panties over his head. Kunis is not featured in either of the pics.
There’s another photo of Mila in a bathtub, but all you see is her head. And then there’s another photo of a “mystery” male which is explicit in nature.
Wait a second, aren’t those scenes from that horrible movie of theirs, Friends With Benefits (yes, sometimes we watch stupid movies too, but only for research)? We smell a marketing stunt here!! We’ll post if anything new comes up.
In the meantime, here’s a “gloomy” Mila Kunis in L.A yesterday, hours after her phone was hacked.
You might remember when ladies everywhere were getting super wet over that video of actor Bradley Cooper speaking fluent French on a French TV show. We was all like, “What’s the big deal?” It’s just a dude most women would chop off their left leg for speaking fluently in the most romantic language on the planet? Well! We think we sort of “get it” now thanks to Meg Mila Kunis.
You see, Mila Kunis and her costar Justin Timberlake were at a press junket in Moscow for Friends With Benefits when one of the reporters asked Timberlake (in Russian) “you’re such a successful singer, why would you even want to get into acting?”. Lets just say Kunis did not approve:
“Why should he be making movies? What do you want him to be doing? (Applause)” Kunis, who moved to California from Ukraine at age 7, testily replied. “If he wants to do it and he can do it, why not? (Crosstalk) What kind of question is that? Well, why are you here? (More applause, crosstalk) It’s the same thing.”
DAMN! The way she reponded, you’d think the reporter had asked her if this was the exact same movie that came out this very same year with Kutcher & Portman.
A month ago, Sgt. Scott Moore, a US Marine stationed in Afghanistan, posted a video on YouTube in which he asks hot-actress-of-the-moment Mila Kunis to be his date to the Marine Corps Ball this November…and she actually said yes. Which pisses me off, since I’ve asked out about 320 celebrities over the last year and have literally never gotten a response, this guy posts a 19 second video and scores on the first try. Whatever dude. Beginners luck, the wind, a disinterested and arbitrary universe, something intervened.
Anyway, continuing the story.
Over the weekend, Kunis was doing an interview with her Friends With Benefits costar Justin Timberlake and he mentioned the video and urged her to go:
“Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? You need to do it for your country,” Timberlake asked Kunis excitedly, before sending out a direct message to Moore. “I’m going to work on this, man. This needs to go down.”
After questioning her publicist if she knew about the invitation, the clearly flattered 27-year-old actress agreed.
“I’ll go, I’ll do it for you,” she said, turning to Timberlake. “Are you going to come?”
“They don’t want me! They want you,” Timberlake responded. “You need to do it for your country.”
“I’ll do it,” she confirmed.
So that’s fun! I mean, it could be really awkward and her presence might detract from from the point of the evening, to celebrate Marines, but whatever! She is supporting the troops! Nice feelings!
What I’m most worried about is this leading to America’s new favorite pastime: guilting celebrities into doing things they probably wouldn’t want to do but have to because it’d be bad publicity if they said no. I can’t wait for a public proposal by a soldier-dying-of-cancer who wants Amy Adams to suck him off.
If you watched last night’s MTV Movie Awards, then you saw a whole lot of the Twilight cast. If you didn’t tune in, then well you didn’t miss much, same old shit, Twilight won it all and Robert Pattinson looked retarded. So pretty much exactly the same show as in 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007. Oh wait, there was one moment where Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis groped each other. That was kinda cool.
The results were:
Best Movie Winner: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Best Comedic Performance: Emma Stone, Easy A
Biggest Badass Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Breakout Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Fight: Robert Pattinson vs. Xavier Samuel and Bryce Dallas Howard, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Kiss Winner Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Line From a Movie: “I want to get chocolate wasted!” – Alexys Nycole Sanchez, Grown Ups
Best Scared-As-Sh*t Performance: Ellen Page, Inception
Best Jaw Dropping Moment: Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
Apparently the MTV audience isn’t as dumb as one might think. They gave Justin Bieber the Best Jaw Dropping Moment Award, which is clearly an allusion to the fact that he gives blowjobs.
Before the rumors start (even though they probably already have), these pictures of recently single Mila Kunis and married Mark Wahlberg hugging on a park bench are from the upcoming movie, ‘Ted’. In ‘Ted’, Mark plays a man named John who brought his childhood teddy bear, Ted, to life with a wish. Ted will be voiced by ‘Family Guy’, ‘American Dad’ and ‘The Cleveland Show’ mastermind, Seth MacFarlane. I could, in all honesty, not possibly be more excited about this movie. Mila is my absolute dream girl. I’ll watch her in anything. Add Wahlberg, McFarlane (as well as Patrick Warburton) and you’ve got a winner. I can’t wait for this one.
People magazine has named Jennifer Lopez as the World’s Most Beautiful Woman, and rumor has it she had to blow every single person that works at People to get that title…17 times. And swallow each time.
Oh and clever misdirection there People, putting Mila Kunis in a small photo. It’s like your saying, “I know who you want on this cover but this other lady’s career is a ticking time bomb.” All Jennifer is, is a round, titless, orange looking thing with a rotten core… Wait, did People just name a pumpkin as the “most beautiful woman in the World.”
Hugh Jackman is now eating the equivalent of his sons’s body mass every day, and judging by the kid he’s eating all of his son’s food too Hugh Jackman is currently consuming 6,000 calories a day to bulk up for the next Wolverine movie directed by non-other than Darren Aronofsky. Darren practically forced Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis to eat only Oxygen and the occasional snot bubble to get those ballerina bodies they had in Black Swan, and now he’s doing pretty much the exact opposite to Hugh.
He currently weighs 210 lbs., which is 20 lbs. more than last time he played Wolverine. To eat this much, he regularly consumes whole chickens. Sometimes he unhinges his jaws and eats three or four starving starlets all at once. Two birds, one stone: Hugh gets jacked, and the female cast of 90210 finally gets down to 0 lbs., because they have ceased to exist! Likewise, I have long believed that we should feed the homeless to the hungry, thereby solving two world problems at once.
Hearing this news most of America went “Huh, 6,000 calories a day? Pffft, that’s an average McDonalds breakfast for us”. Aronofsky probably should have just saved time and hired Khloe Kardashian. Or Kirstie Alley.
Seems Macaulay Culkin’s idea of getting over his break up with Mila Kunis is to hop on a plane over to Barcelona, Spain and hook up with a Spanish porn star, whom I’m sure he found browsing the Internet while Mila was off shooting Black Swan and he was all home alone… Culkin can be seen here leaving The Bagdad Live Sex Club in Barcelona with Spanish porn star Irene Lopez (there’s so much awesome in that one sentence that I’ve decided to have it engraved on my tombstone. Which I will use as a coffee table for now, because I’m not dead yet).
So Macaulay, tell us, how does it feel going from a juicy mouth-watering steak to a dumpster dinner with a side of herpes? And what is up with the posture on this whore? I guess that’s what happens when you spend most of your time hunched over men’s laps giving knob polishes.
It seriously looks like he’s been on a bender every day since the break-up. Next we’ll hear him and Charlie Sheen have been swapping whores. At this rate we need to start working on a new Mt. Rushmore, with this move, Caulkin gets on there right next to Charlie Sheen.
The dance is over kids. After quietly dating for seven years, Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have quietly ended their even quieter relationship. Mila was clearly way out of his league anyways. But we give them props for keeping their shit down and not subjecting us to countless Enquirer and USWeekly covers where we would have to suffer his inbred face. Let’s see if Mila keeps it that way and doesn’t become an attention whore now that her Hollywood stock is rising. Hopefully she is grounded enough not to pull a Lohan or Britney meltdown. But we are still bracing ourselves for the sex tapes Macaulay will hopefully leak. He looks like he would be into taping himself tapping such a hot chick.
According to the New York post:
Kunis’ rep confirms that she and one-time child star Macaulay Culkin have gone their separate ways. “The split was amicable, and they remain close friends,” her rep said. Kunis started dating Culkin seven years ago, when she starred as the snobby “Jackie” character in “That ’70s Show.” A source said the couple split some time ago but has kept it low-key while Kunis promotes the movie.
Just once, can’t a publicist say something like “The split was a disaster and they now hate each other”?
Good news is that now maybe she’ll return my calls. Well I’ll give her a few weeks, a true gentlemen allows a lady time to heal before calling on her as a suitor. Which is why I’ll be romantically hiding in her linen closet until the time is right. You have to be sensitive to a woman’s feelings you see. *puts on hockey mask*
So how do you get all the boys and girls to come see your movie about a schizophrenic girl with mommy and social issues dance a bit of ballet? Lesbian sex my friend, some good old vag on vag action. That is according to Natalie Portman anyways, when asked about her movie Black Swan. Mind you it was a tongue-in-cheek statemen,t but this is one of those comments where the intended humor is much less obvious when you are reading it as opposed to hearing it.
“Everyone was so worried about who was going to want to see this movie. I remember them being like ‘How do you get girls to a thriller?’ And the answer is a lesbian scene. Everyone wants to see that”
Confession: I would have seen this movie anyways since I dig Darren Aronofsky, but finding out it had a lesbian sex scene involving Natalie Portman AND Mina Kunis upped my incentive to see it ten fold. So you hit the nail on the head about this dyke, Natalie.
I was also just happy to see a lesbian scene that actually semi-graphically depicted a lesbian sex act. Most lesbian scenes in movies involve women kissing and rolling around and vague under the cover touching, which leads to lots of “Exactly how do girls have sex with each other?” questions. An answer to which you just can’t really get in porn, unless lesbians really do only go for the double ended anal dildos and anal beads the size of baseballs. Humm, just realised that most lesbian porn involves a lot more anal play than vaginal… odd.
Lesbians however, reported that unicorn on unicorn sex scenes was what drew them to see movies.
So Black Swan is a movie about swans and ballet or some other shit like that, I don’t really know, nor do I really need to because everyone is raving about it for one reason and one reason only. Mila Kunis munching on Natalie Portman’s vagina. A scene that can be seen here below and what a sight to behold it is. I was moved to tears. No doubt the director re-shot this scene over 20 times before calling it a wrap and waltzing to the trailer to explode all over the walls.
Anyways watch the scene and then thank me for just saveing you $12.
Actually, I heard this movie was incredible, so you should probably actually go see it.
EDIT: Every video we find keeps getting pulled down by the men in black. So here are some screen caps from the scene courtesy of Egotastic! The pics really don’t do the video justice, but oh well, if what ever video source we are using above isn’t working for you at the moment then this will just have to do:
I almost forgot just how gorgeous ">Mila Kunis is, I guess that’s because I haven’t really seen her in anything in a while, other than some erotic Benidril fueled dreams I’ve been having lately. A word of advice, if a unicorn asks you to have a threeway in a dream don’t even dignify him with an answer, he’s just being an A-hole. Anyhow, Mila is absolutely amazing so put her in a leather skirt and I would do pretty much anything she wants me to do…. The damn unicorn can watch.
If you thought that a movie about ballerinas couldn’t be awesome, then you are dead-freakin-wrong. The above photo is a screencap of Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis’ amazing new movie called Black Swan. Said movie is all about ballerinas, but even more about some crazy, hardcore lesbian sex:
Screw the movie critics, I don’t care if these girls die 5 minutes in… it’d be worth it for all of the nasty hate sex they dive into to cover up their seething hatred of life.
On the set of Mila Kunis’ new movie, Friends with Benefits, she essentially lost her mind. Like, completely. We know that maybe she is just excited to work with the charismatic Justin Timberlake, but becoming batshit insane maybe took it just a little too far. It IS kind of cute, though.
Friends with Benefits is going to be some crap romantic comedy, but at least you can enjoy her looking sexy, probably getting some Justin Timberlake dick, and acting like a complete lunatic.
Mila Kunis gets uber-sexy for Esquire’s latest Women We Love short film and gives us another reason to adore her. There is no doubt that Mila is among the most-desired women of Hollywood, and this video explains just that, though in much simpler terms. Love you, Mila! Keep rocking our heart beats.
Best moment: Play it to your heart’s content.
I’m not sure if H magazine is that famous with the masses, but my hunch is that things are going to change very soon. Now before you blow up on me, let me give you the facts that the January 2010 issue is graced by none other than the ever-beautiful Mila Kunis. Apart from the adorable cover pic, Mila is at her stunning best in each of the pics through the magazine spread. I hope that clears my stand. Now hit the jump and enjoy the picture gallery.
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Here’s Mila Kunis striking one of Lindsay Lohan’s favorite poses with the difference being that in this case we don’t get the overpowering urge to bathe in antibacterial gel, slip on a dozen surgical gloves and treat the photo as a biohazard. Mila was photographed for Blackbook’s December issue and in her interview she’s trying to act all tough and grown up by swearing and trying to convince us going lesbo with Natalie Portman in Black Swan was easy breezy. And of course we were totally buying it…until we remembered she has regular sex with Macaulay Culkin…
I was literally surprised to know that there actually is a magazine that goes by the name Flaunt. All this time I was under the impression that “flaunt” is just another verb that was designed with the specific purpose of increasing our pulse rates, but things just got better. Anyway, the mag seems to be in total accordance with the ethics of this noble verb. And what better way to prove the point than to post this super-hot Mila Kunis photoshoot from the latest issue of Flaunt magazine! Check out the stunning gallery right after the jump.
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After a long wait of 70 days, the King of Pop was finally laid to rest at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, Calif., on Thursday. Jacko shares his final resting place - the Grand Mausoleum - with Hollywood legends including Clark Gable, Jean Harlow and W.C. Fields.
After a prayer by Pastor Lucius Smith and a gospel sung by Gladys Knight, Clifton Davis performed the Jackson 5 song he wrote, “Never Can Say Goodbye.” Jackson’s father Joseph and the Rev. Al Sharpton addressed the mourners, as did close friends and family.
After the ceremony, the brothers carried the casket to the Grand Mausoleum, where at 9:43 p.m. Jackson entered his final resting place.
It was an interesting night at the Spikes TV Guys Choice Awards on Saturday to say the least. Halle Berry, who seemed ready for another decade of hotness, this time as a MILF, was too eager to prove she earned the prize fair and square by licking Jamie Foxx’s face, and letting him grab her ass.
This was much appreciated by the audience who were expecting to see Hottest Woman On The Planet Megan Fox maybe making out with a chick on stage but lucked out since she chose to land her hot asteroid somewhere else on the planet that night.
Mel Gibson opened the show by riding a horse (it would be more on the mark if he came out with a pregnant belly and the sign Octo-Dad stapled to his forehead…unless the name of the horse was Oksana) and Sacha Baron Cohen, who won the Funniest M.F Award came as his new alter ego, Bruno, in a leopard print outfit/speedo sure to become a staple at Walmart’s during Halloween time.
Angelina Jolie won the Hot Mother Theresa Award (just joking, it was the Femme Fatale award) and Mila Kunis won the Hottest Mila award (?).