It seems like Miley Cyrus is getting sluttier by the day, doesn’t it? Not that we are complaining or anything. We don’t have a problem with it. You can probably tell by our website that we love sluts!
Miley Cyrus went on Lifetime’s ‘The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet’ recently and had some pretty strong words for the world. If you want to view the full story, then click on the following link. http://wastedhollywood.com/2012/05/19/miley-cyrus-thinks-highly/
It seems like it’s been a while now since the world has gotten a good Miley Cyrus scandal and I’m pretty happy about that. I think a lot of the scandals she’s been involved in have been way over played. The whole weed thing? Who cares. There are a lot of people her age that like to indulge in the stuff from time to time and if that’s the worst thing she’s doing, I’m fine with it. I don’t buy into the “weed is a gateway drug” hype. I know a lot of people who have smoked pot for years yet have never moved on to harder stuff. It’s all about the decisions you make. I personally don’t like weed. I don’t like the smell, I don’t like the taste and I don’t like the way it makes me feel, but if Miley wants to take a puff off a joint or take a hit from a bong, that’s her business. As for these photos, I gotta say I’m a fan. I’ve always been a fan of Miley’s candid pictures because they give us the chance to see a bit of who Miley really is. I’d also like to state for the record that I don’t believe for a minute that Miley is anorexic. Maybe she’s lost weight, but we’ve also seen pictures of her going into Pilates classes. Stands to reason that she might slim down with the whole working out thing. I think she looks healthy in these pictures. She might look a little slimmer than she used to be but not in an unhealthy way. Also, her dog is freaking adorable. Love these photos and wish Miley nothing but the best.
Demi Lovato took a break from talking about her eating disorder on Twitter and enjoyed a nice little day off in Brazil. She is currently in South America right now on tour. The 19-year-old star will be performing in Rio tonight and then will head to Sao Paulo.
What is up with the two dudes with the soccer ball? Did they just jump out of a magazine? Look at that dude, just posing with his foot on the soccer ball. What a balla’. You can check out some of the pictures down below. If you want to view all of the pictures, then go check them out on our sister-site at Wastedhollywood
Oh no! Miley Cyrus was rushed to the hospital Monday night. Why? WHY WAS SHE RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL? Relax. She just had a minor cooking accident and cut her finger. She was rushed to the emergency room and had a few stitches put in.
She was preparing dinner for her boyfriend and her grandmother and apparently forgot you can’t stick your finger in the blender. You can see the bloody bandage wrapped around her finger in the picture below. It was first reported that she did the damage with a kitchen knife, but it turns out she cut her finger in the blender.
At least we know she is eating! With all the anorexia rumors and all. Maybe she got really hungry and decided to just eat her damn finger. Hopefully it was a gluten-free finger.
Miley Cyrus has managed to bring a lot of attention to herself once again. As most of you know the 19-year-old pop star has been “slimming” down the past few months and some people are beginning to think she has an eating disorder.
Miley only made things worse when she tweeted a picture of her smelling the inside of a, ‘Carl’s Jr.’ bag with the caption, “I can’t eat it. So I’m just gonna smell the sh–t out of it! My mouth is LITERALLY watering.”
So…does Miley have an eating disorder? Read more here at our sister site Wastedhollywood
I often say I prefer the more casual, candid pics of Miley Cyrus to her more glammed up shots but these pictures taken outside Miley’s Pilates class in Hollywood are a nice compromise. She looks a little more dressed up than she has looked in other Pilates class pictures we’ve seen but to be honest, I can’t imagine this is what she’ll actually be wearing in class. I know some people have been giving Miley a hard time for hitting the street looking a little less than put together. I hope that’s not why she chose to dress it up a little here. I guess in the end it doesn’t matter. She still looks comfortable and happy. I have no problem with that.
Okay now, I have a problem with this pictures but first, I want to take a moment to mention how adorable I think Miley looks. Like I’ve said what feels like a hundred times, I prefer casual Miley over “made up” Miley and these photos – when we can actually see her anyway – are a great example of why. Now, on to my problem. Can we all agree that if a young girl is leaving a pilates class in Beverly Hills covering her face with her sweater that maybe it’s okay to just put the camera down and leave her alone? She clearly doesn’t want her picture taken. Just leave her be.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I love casual Miley Cyrus. There’s just something about this girl when she’s just running around town being herself that appeals to me. Here in LA, Miley is the epitome of casual. She’s just out shopping in clothes ready for the gym (perhaps her eventual destination) with her hair pulled back in a bun with little or no makeup on and she looks absolutely adorable. When she gets all glammed up for photo shoots, music videos or live performances, I find she loses a lot of that natural appeal and that’s kind of sad. I know she probably doesn’t have a whole lot of say in what she wears in a professional capacity so should anyone ever stumble across this post – somebody that has some say – I offer this; leave Miley alone. Let her wear what she wants to wear. I think the result would be something really appealing and really different than what many of the other starlets out there are doing.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The Miley Cyrus in these photos is the Miley Cyrus I love. When she’s all glammed up for videos or live performances, I feel like she’s being so phony – more so than most of the other celebs out there. She just doesn’t strike me as the glamorous type. She seems like a girl who likes to be comfortable and casual. I think that’s why I like these pictures of her leaving Starbucks in Hollywood so much. This is just Miley being Miley. She doesn’t look perfect but she does look like someone I’d like to get a coffee with. She looks like she’s being herself and that’s appealing to me.
Yeah…what in the world? If you want to see the uncensored pictures…scroll down below to the slide show. TMZ deserves all the credit for these very strange pictures. The birthday cake was for Miley’s boyfriend Liam, so we’re still trying to figure out why there was a giant penis on it. Could it have been just a big joke he didn’t know about? Or does he have a huge penis and they thought it’d be funny to put a big penis on his cake? Maybe he’s just a huge dick and that was their way of telling him…who knows. No one cares about why the cake was there. People care that Miley Cyrus was pictured “licking” the cake. She’s licking the worst part, too! Gross. She is starting down by the scrotum, does she know what is down there? Hair…sweat…probably some fire ants. I don’t know, but I am not sure why anyone would be eager to go down there. Does she have no respect for herself? Again, I don’t have any problem with Miley Cyrus having fun. She is 19 years old now, so she is allowed to have a little fun. However, I have a problem with the “fun” she is having. It’s all so incredibly stupid and immature. From having a Bob Marley cake and bragging about how much you smoke…to having a penis cake and taking stupid pictures with it. I know she wants to seem “grown up” but all she is doing is proving she has a lot to learn.
Yes, it seems that these former Disney stars are battling in a silent competition… of who can show their nipples off the most without getting an indecent exposure charge. Though, if indecency was in question, Lindsay Lohan would win hands down. Lindsay Lohan was spotted out in Beverly Hills yesterday, doing a little shopping at the jewelry store known as XIV Carats. And, it seems that Miss LiLo has jumped on the fad band wagon and decided to go braless! Is it some feminist movement that is being kept under raps by the has-been Disney stars? Or maybe it’s a not so friendly competition between Lindsay and Miley Cyrus, who has been spotted out – twice just this week — free-boobin’ it. It wouldn’t be surprising to learn that Lindsay was trying to one-up the ex-Hannah Montana star. And, if that was the case, the winner would have to be Lindsay, who truly outshined (and outnipped) her opponent. But, what do you think? Did Miley have a better wardrobe malfunction, or did Lindsay take the perky crown?
If you didn’t catch it, that was sarcasm. There really is no surprise in the fact that Miley forgot her bra… yet again. The first time she had her little whoopsie was only two days ago, where she was featured on The Daily Fix-ation flying free. And, although it was called a ‘wardrobe malfunction’… Well, things don’t normally malfunction twice in the matter of only two days. It’s become less likely that this was an accident, and a little more likely that it was strategic. Out to lunch at the West Hollywood eatery Wockano today, Miley looked so grunge that Courtney Love would’ve been proud. Wearing a pair of cut off jean shorts over some black tights was bad enough. But when she paired her see-through white shirt with that flannel… thing — well, it was bad. Nevertheless, she’s not wearing a bra. Right? That should be enough said. So, let us continue to hope that she remains ignorant of those new things they invented last century called bras. Because, grungie or not, it’s still a rather nice view…
Sounds a little extreme, doesn’t it? But, according to a report from In Touch Weekly, Miley Cyrus dished out $50k just to lose 15 pounds. From In Touch Weekly… A pal tells In Touch, the teen — who packed on the pounds late last year — enlisted the help of a nutritionist, chef and her old personal trainer, Harley Pasternak, to whip herself into bikini-ready shape ahead of her recent Hawaiian getaway with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. “Miley probably spent $50,000 to lose 15 pounds in a few weeks,” the friend says. “She didn’t care what it cost as long as she looked good!” That’s right. Miley Cyrus spent more than you make in a year just to lose 15 pounds. How ridiculous is that? Why didn’t she just do it the normal Hollywood way and start making herself throw up? Perhaps she could have just started running with her legs more, instead of running her loud mouth? It’s just a suggestion. It seems like people are really dependent on trainers. Do people not have any self control anymore? It’s not that hard…really. You think Hannah Montana needs to spend $50k just to lose a few pounds? No, she is a strong independent woman! Wait, I am being told Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are actually the same person…this is awkward. How come no one told me?
Hello Spank Bankers! I’ve got another round of hot pictures for you. What would you do without me? You’d probably still be filling your spank bank with pictures from the magazines in the grocery store check out line. First up today… People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet: The People’s Choice Awards took place last night and there were a lot of hotties on the red carpet. I showed you some pictures last night and now I am adding a little bit more. Enjoy them all below. The pictures include, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Vanessa Hudgens, Julianne Hough, Nina Dobrev, Lea Michele, Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs. Mayra Suarez: Mayra is a very hot model if you didn’t already know. I wonder how many souls I’d have to sell in order to get a date with her? Probably too many. If you do want to offer up your soul, please e-mail me at givemeyoursoulpleaseireallyneedit@desperate.com Michelle Hunziker: I’m not really sure who she is. I believe she is from Switzerland, which makes her even hotter. Why? I don’t know. I’ve always wanted to date a chick from Switzerland, though. I picture them waking me up every morning with hot chocolate and a hand job.
You like that little title? Red Hot…Red Carpet? You don’t get that kind of lameness anywhere else, folks! Anyway, I went through some of the pictures from the red carpet and picked out some of my favorites. Miley Cyrus: You can always count on her to wear something slutty. You can see her in the pictures below, showing off her chest area. Demi Lovato: What a nice, classy outfit she is wearing. It really brings out her eyes…okay I am just kidding. You can’t help but notice her breasts, it looks like she stuffed some throw pillows down her dress. Vanessa Hudgens: Vanessa Hudgens always looks hot to me. She can do wrong, well except that time when she was doing Zac Efron, what was up with that? Kaley Cuoco: I believe she hosted the show, so that means she probably changed a billion times. I hope the outfits progressively got better because I am not really digging the look. Lea Michele: I’ve never been a big fan of her, but she looked good tonight. I think it is the seductive look she is giving the cameras. Plus her lips look like they taste like cotton candy…and I like cotton candy. I’m sure I will find more pictures for the Spank Bank tomorrow, but for now enjoy this preview.
Hello there, and welcome back to The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly! Before I jump in to today’s segment, I just want to say that I am truly sorry if I’m about to offend anyone. But… well, I probably will. I’ve promised to show you all the best, the worst, and the fugliest celebrity pics of the day, so that is exactly what I intend to do. So, if I piss you off, please don’t hesitate to leave me a comment… those are always my favorite. The Good — Victoria Silvstedt… This chick may be aging, but she is still hot as hell. I don’t care what any of you have to say on this one. This is one supermodel that has killer curves! I’m not much for the plastic look (if you ever hear me refer to someone as ‘plastic,’ I mean they have WAY too much plastic surgery… just so you know), but she is still rockin’ it. I love this pic, too… lickin’ her lips. It doesn’t surprise me that she is visiting Miami beach in this shot… isn’t that where all the hotties are this time of year? The Bad — Sorry, guys, but I’ve got to give today’s Bad award to Miss Miley Cyrus. She was caught smoking a ciggie on the beach first thing in the morning. And… well, she looks like she just rolled out of the bed. And I just love that the cigarette is just dangling out of her mouth while she picks her wedgie… that’s just the cherry on top of the disgusting cake. And, is it just me, or does it look like she’s packin’ on a little weight? The Fugly — First off, if I had a picture of this chick’s momma… yeah, she’d be on the Fugly list right now. But, as I told you at the beginning of this segment, it’s my job to tell you the truth here. And the truth is… seventeen year old Courtney Stodden looks nothing like a country singer, because she looks like an early nineties porn star! Her hair’s all puffed up, she’s wearing a freakin’ mini skirt, and she’s WEARING SILVER LIPSTICK!!! Oh, this whole situation just disgusts me! And, by the way, this pic isn’t some photo shoot. This pic was taken while she and her ‘husband’ were at a book store! This girl is straight up Fugly, and this is one instance where I can say that I truly blame the parents. You have to go down and check out the pic of her and fifty-one year old husband, Doug Hutchison walking hand in hand. He’s got this smirk on his face that says ‘Yeah, check me out. I’m such a stud.’ Does he not realize that everyone in the English speaking world thinks he’s a skeezy, disgusting, pervert?!?!?! Ugh… they’re both Fugly!!!
Miley Cyrus is like a scandal magnet but I don’t think that’s entirely fair. She’s a young girl doing the things most young girls do. It just so happens she’s doing them in front of the whole world. I honestly couldn’t care less if she likes to smoke weed on occasion. I also like the fact that she mostly tries to keep it under wraps. A lot of people look up to her but what she does behind closed doors is really her business and hey, there are a lot worse things out there she could get sticking her nose in. I’ve been pretty hard on Miley but always about what she chooses to wear on stage or what she chooses to do or say in public. These pictures from Hawaii are some of the best pictures I’ve ever seen of Miley. She looks gorgeous and I’m certainly not going to get on her back for flashing a lot of skin at the beach. I’ve always liked candid shots of Miley far more than her publicity photos. It’s nice to see Miley just being Miley instead of trying to be the girl her publicity team wants her to be. I’m not her biggest fan – or even really a fan at all – but I am interested to see what she does with her career from here.
Welcome back to The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly, my fellow celeb junkies! Let’s hop right to it, shall we? Cause I’ve got some doozies for you today… The Good — Miley Sexy Cyrus… I had to do it, guys! Why? Because, there’s nothing better than a sexy chick with her hair in a messy ass bun, who has no make up on, and is frolicking on the beaches of Hawaii. Yup, nothin’ better. Plus, I don’t know what’s up with the orange bikini fad that’s goin’ on… but I think I like it. So, here’s to you, Miley, cause you look damn GOOD! The Bad — Dammit, Snooki! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Why? I was so proud of you, girl. Losing all that weight and lookin’ all yummy. And then you go and pull somethin’ like this! Proving that a girl can lose weight, but that doesn’t mean she loses her bad taste, too. Oh… so sad. The Fugly — Yes, I’m sure this one has many of you stumped. Right? Well, there is a very simple reason that I put the svelte Rita Rusic on the Fugly list. And, no, it’s not because she’s wearing fur in Miami’s near ninety degree weather, either… Even though that would have landed her on the ‘Stupid as Fuck’ list, if I had one. But, no, it’s because you can see her fucking ass cheek from between her legs FROM THE FRONT!!! I’m sorry, but that’s just FUGLY as hell!!! I mean, Damn! Look at that nastiness! When someone can tell that you have a wedgie from the front, then yeah… that’s a fugly fuckin’ probelm! Eww. Just… eww…
This is jam packed spank bank! We finally have some new fresh pictures! I mean, I love all the MILFs out in Miami, but they are getting a bit old (lots of pun intended.) First up… Maria Menounos: There have been one or two pictures floating around of her in a bikini, but now a lot of them have been released! And, they didn’t disappoint. She is looking pretty damn hot; these might be favorite pictures of the week. Angela Simmons: So, I feel a little dirty since she is the daughter of Rev Run, but she is 24! And, she is looking really sexy. I think she recently lost some weight, or something. Whatever it was, I approve. Two thumbs up. Miley Cyrus: I am not a big fan of Miley Cyrus as a person, but I guess we can still admire her hotness. You can see her below in a little red bikini. She would be high on the hottie list, if only she would stop saying such stupid shit. Vanessa Hudgens: Okay, so these aren’t the greatest pictures of her, but they will do. She is trying to seduce her boyfriend in some overalls and a weird looking swimsuit. I am not sure I get the outfit? Farmer girl gone bad? I don’t know. She needs to ditch that outfit, though.
We all know that Miley Cyrus is annoying and loud, but now you can add pothead to the list. There is a video floating around now from, ‘The Daily.’ In the video Miley Cyrus says, “You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much fucking weed.”
That’s nice, huh? I tell you what bothers me about this video; it’s not that Miley Cyrus is a pothead. It’s that every pothead seems to think having Bob Marley stuff makes them cool. “Look, brah. I got a pair of Bob Marley boxers; I am such a bigger stoner than you.” Really? Do cokeheads wear Gary Busey boxers? No, and I don’t blame them because his face is freaking scary! You certainly wouldn’t get laid if you were wearing Gary Busey boxers.
My point is that if you don’t want people to make a big deal about pot, then stop acting like it is a big deal! Stop acting like you are the coolest motha’ out there because you are a stoner. Stop getting Bob Freakin’ Marley cakes; it would make just as much sense as getting a, ‘Marley & Me’ cake.
You can see the video here and you can see check out some funny Miley Cyrus pictures below.
I don’t even know what to write about Miley Cyrus anymore. I have been pretty honest about the fact that this girl irks me for reasons I can’t entirely explain in the past, but at this point, I’m not even sure that’s true anymore. I’ve grown rather indifferent to her. I don’t find her all that attractive. It isn’t an issue with jealousy, I don’t think. I find other successful pop stars attractive. There’s just something about Miley that sits wrong with me. Anyway, here are some pics from her Gypsy Heart Tour performance in Australia. Enjoy, I suppose. She’s showing off her body again, so I’m sure some of you will enjoy that. I just don’t get it.
I suppose I can’t give Miley a hard time about these pictures. These stills from the set of her new movie ‘So Undercover’ are kind of sexy in a Miley Cyrus sort of way, but I honestly have a hard time finding anything Miley does sexy. Maybe it’s her age. Maybe it’s that her face is too adorable to ever be considered sexy. I’m not sure. She does have a nice body – even a sexy body but when I scroll up and see her face, I just want to tell her to put some clothes on. She just doesn’t have that sensual, sexy sort of vibe. Maybe she will one day but until then, her attempts at sexy come across awkward and forced.
Now, this is what I say the perfect use of your flexibility skills. Here’s our beloved Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus in some generously hot and lacy outfits, posing some of her best antic poses filled with lots of mischief and naughty gestures during the photoshoot with Brian Bowen Smith. I think this girl is really speeding up in the race of Hollywood’s sexy beauties. Yes, she is doing all sorts of hard work to slim down her body to attain that sexy and curvaceous figure of hers. Good job Miley, we are delighted by these unexpected charm of yours. But dear, you still have to wait to enter my countdown of curvaceous beauties, till then get on more of such sweet and sexy photoshoots. For more of flexibility lessons from Miley, check out the gallery after the jump.
I know I talk a lot of smack about Miley Cyrus, but my criticism of her really is confined to her often ridiculously skimpy stage attire. I actually really like candid Miley shots because we get to see the real girl – something we never get to see when she performs. Miley is just a normal girl. Here in a bikini on a beach in Brazil, Rio, Miley looks pretty adorable. She has a nice body and I’ve no objection to her showing it off on the beach. If these were stage shots and she was wearing the same thing (which really wouldn’t be surprising), this post would have a completely different tone. As it is though, I think she looks adorable. Bikinis belong on the beach, not the stage.
Here’s our super girl, Miley Cyrus enjoying the cool waves at the beach with her mum and giving us some rarest moment of wardrobe change. Well, Miley seems to have hard sessions at gym for donning that gorgeous figure and that too with a perfect and sensuous grey colored two piece. And looking at these sexy bikini clicks, it seems mumma is quite happy by accompanying her li’l girl at the beach bathe. Don’t worry li’l girl am there with you, mommy will not let you fall baby!! Anyways, my dear peeps just enjoy the super hot bikini clicks of Miley and keep guessing who is donning a great tattoo between Miley and her mom. Scope out the gallery after the jump.
I’m pretty sure I’ve spoken of my feelings about Miley Cyrus in the past. I’m running out of creative ways to voice my opinion on her. It seems like every time she hits the stage, she’s wearing less and less. That’s a problem for me. I’m sure the guys of the world won’t agree, but I was pretty sure Miley’s fan base was composed mostly of tween girls. Is this the message she wants to send them? Like it or not, Miley is a role model. Eh, whatever. At this point, I don’t even care. The girl bugs me to no end. When you see candid shots of her just hanging out, she looks like a normal girl and, in my ever so humble opinion, she looks a heck of a lot better. Here at the Paraguayo stadium, Asuncion, Jockey Club, Miley does her best to prove to everyone that she’s not a little girl anymore. Mission accomplished?
Miley Cyrus is on Twitter again! Are you excited? I dunno… Miley… sort of bothers me. I think I’ve mentioned this before. Yes, I definitely have. I much prefer seeing candid, casual Miley pics – the ones where we can see who she actually is. I am starting to feel a lot of sympathy for her though. I think there’s a tremendous amount of pressure on her to be someone she isn’t. I hope she makes it through the next few years intact. The world has had enough popstar trainwrecks. Here Miley performs at the Atahualpa Stadium in Quito and she’s still doing the wearing next to nothing thing on stage. I just don’t find that appealing for Miley. It’s such a radical change but hey, if it’s her call, kudos to her for doing things her way. I sincerely doubt it is though.
At a teeny-bop concert in Ecuador, Miley Cyrus performed the world’s most incongruous rendition of Nirvana anthem “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” I say this as someone who once witnessed a violin-flute duo called Nerdvana at an Illinois summer camp talent show in the ’90s.
I feel the most sorry for the guitarist. He’s probably some guy who thought he was going to be in an awesome band. He failed and became a studio musician who sadly landed a gig on the Miley tour. Then he participated in the desecration of Teen Spirit and will never make it into Rock and Roll Heaven.
This is the latest in Miley Cyrus’ stirring twitpic portfolio, “Still Life With Cleavage.” She’s elevating the art form as she posted the above pic and the following message on Twitter:
I am who I am! #braless
I am who I am. Standing in an elaborate shirt in the bathroom taking whore pics of myself and then attempting to disguise them as some kinda feminist thingy. Y’all.
Of course being braless doesn’t really matter since she’s also titless.
For a young female star, turning 18 doesn’t just mean it’s no longer illegal for creepy older dudes to leer at you, it means your likeness will pop up on a variety of adult products. Miley is said to be planning to sue over the new inflatable sex doll “Finally Miley,” which comes with “3 achey love holes.” But, it might be too late. Kevin Johnson of Pipedream Products, the company that makes the doll, says, “We are completely sold out already – it’s been on the market for less than 48 hours.”
Sooooo… Do they have a Billy Ray doll that can be placed in the corner of the room watching?
Now excuse me while I go and brew me up some ‘shine, cover the walls of my room in aluminum foil, order two of these dolls and live the hillbilly experience for myself.
We get it. Miley Cyrus is all grown up and can’t be tamed. Does anyone even care anymore. Much like Lady Gaga’s crazy clothes are getting boring, so are Miley’s various body parts. We all know it’s only a matter of time before completely naked pictures ‘leak’ and she cements her place among the bad girls of pop ‘music’ so why waste time with these ridiculous get ups. I actually thought Miley looked pretty good at the Grammy’s (the longer black and gold dress in these pictures). The dress was revealing but it wasn’t super over the top. Then she shows up in this mesh topped, breast baring mess and I remember that classy Miley is always fleeting – replaced quickly by attention hungry Miley. With news that she’s barely on speaking terms with her father, one has to wonder if he doesn’t need to step in and put a stop to this insanity before the world ends up with another Brittany Lohan. Miley – the world now officially talks about your boobs more than your music. Take the hit, put some clothes on and make a decent record. You’re losing the little credibility you had.
She’s a teen idol, but Miley Cyrus has been less than Disney squeaky clean the last few years. And it’s starting to scare her dad. Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley’s father — both off camera and on, as he played her dad in “Hannah Montana” — spoke with GQ in a long interview, talking about his daughter’s frequent slipups (salvia smoking, pole dancing, numerous racy photos, amongst others) and saying that he’s been helpless to control them. Even if he’s getting blamed.
On before Miley turned 18:
“Every time something happened in Miley’s career, every time the train went off the track, if you will—Vanity Fair, pole-dancing, whatever scandal it was—her people, or as they say in today’s news, her handlers, every time they’d put me… ‘Somebody’s shooting at Miley! Put the old man up there!’ Well, I took it, because I’m her daddy, and that’s what daddies do. ‘Okay, nail me to the cross, I’ll take it. … All those people around, they used me every time. It became so obvious that, man, no matter what happens, they’re going to put you up there and let you take the bullet.”
On not going to her 18th birthday party:
“You know why I didn’t go? Because they were having it in a bar. It was wrong. It was for 21 years old and up. Once again all them people, they all wanted me to fly out so that then when all the bad press came they could say, ‘Daddy endorsed this stuff…’ I started realizing I’m being used. If I would have went out there I would have been right in the middle of all this stuff that’s going on right now with the bong. They’d be hanging it on my ass. I had the common sense… I said, ‘This whole thing’s falling apart up there and they just want to blame all of this stuff on you again.’ I’m staying out of it.’
On where he failed as a parent:
“How many interviews did I give and say, ‘You know what’s important between me and Miley is I try to be a friend to my kids’? I said it a lot. And sometimes I would even read other parents might say, ‘You don’t need to be a friend, you need to be a parent.’ Well, I’m the first guy to say to them right now: You were right.”
On how it all started:
“Were it not for David Lynch. Miley would never have been Hannah Montana.”
On teenagers being teenagers:
“I’ve done some stupid crap—I do stupid crap. We all do. But it’s different when you sit back and you see it happening to your little girl. I feel like I got to try. It’s my daughter. And some of these handlers are perhaps more interested in handling Miley’s money than her safety and her career.”
On his family being attacked by Satan:
“I think we are right now. No doubt. There’s no doubt about it.”
On if he regrets Hannah Montana:
“I hate to say it, but yes, I do. Yeah. I’d take it back in a second. For my family to be here and just be everybody okay, safe and sound and happy and normal, would have been fantastic. Heck, yeah. I’d erase it all in a second if I could.”
I blame Satan and David Lynch for the shit in my life, too, Billy Ray. Good call.
But seriously, cry me a river, Billy Ray. Especially when you’re flaunting a delicious Taco Party Pack from Taco Bell in the background. This asshat doesn’t know how good he’s got it!
Attacked below are pictures of his little sweetheart attending a Pre-Grammys Gala last Sunday:
But this time it’s “classy” (classy is to Miley Cyrus as Lupus is to Dr. House) because it’s in the new issue of Marie Claire. Her lungs, at least from an outward appearances, seem to be undamaged from all that “Salvia” she smoked.
Ms. Miley Cyrus discussed the infamous salvia incident with Marie Claire. After the interviewer noted the majority of young people experiment with drugs, Miley replied, “But they’re not Miley Cyrus … They’re not role models. So for me it was a bad decision, because of my fans and because of what I stand for.”
Huh? What does Miley “stand for”? Last I knew she was telling us she can’t be tamed. Gotta give it to Marie Claire though, they did a good job of making her look somewhat desirable. They at least did an amazing job of Photoshopping the tattooed hillbilly slut out of her.
18-year-old Miley Cyrus now has five tattoos. We are guessing one for each time naked photos of her have leaked online. Her new ink is of a dreamcatcher. She got it on her torso, just under her right arm. A “friend” says: “It’s a picture of the dream catcher that hangs over her bed with four feathers to represent her four brothers and sisters… The dream catcher is to protect them.” In case you haven’t been keeping track, Miss Destiny Hope has a heart and a small cross on her fingers, the word “LOVE” on her ear, and “Just Breathe” on her rib cage. And if you’ve ever seen Miley’s brother Trace Cyrus, you know that she’s in a family of ink enthusiast.
Miley ought to just make an entire tacky souvenir tattoo collection out of it: a snow globe on the other side of her torso, a rabbit foot for her ankle, a bobble head on her thigh, and the words “My mom went to Graceland and all I got was this stupid t-shirt” on her ass.
On the East Coast, revenue streams are slowly rising as banks are still cratering and trying to recover from the recession. But out West, money ain’t a thing, as Jermaine Dupri and Jay-Z once rapped.
Everyone has their opinion on who the best were in 2010, but Forbes removed those pesky opinions when compiling their list for Hollywood’s Highest Earners for 2010 by boiling things down to simple dollars and cents.
While a number of these names should come as no surprise, there are a few names towards the bottom of the list that prove that Hollywood is in fact getting younger (and less talented):
1. Oprah Winfrey, $315 million
2. James Cameron, $210 million
3. Tyler Perry, $125 million
4. Michael Bay, $120 million
5. Tiger Woods, $105 million
6. Jerry Bruckheimer, $100 million
7. Steven Spielberg, $100 million
8. George Lucas, $95 million
9. Beyoncé, $87 million
10. Dr. Phil, $80 million
11. Simon Cowell, $80 million
12. Jerry Seinfeld, $75 million
13. Britney Spears, $64 million
14. Lady Gaga, $62 million
15. Madonna, $58 million
16. Sandra Bullock, $56 million
17. Ellen DeGeneres, $55 million
18. Miley Cyrus, $48 million
19. Taylor Swift, $45 million
20. Judge Judy Sheindlin, $45 million
Wait what, Britney earned more than Lady Gaga? Seriously now? I would have lost that bet if someone asked me which of them had earned more.
As for Leonardo DiCaprio, he made the film industry $1.1 billion dollars this year with his movies, Inception and Shutter Island. According to a list compiled by Forbes, he made Hollywood more money than anyone. No report on what he actually took in himself though.
Here are some new leaked pictures of Miley Cyrus that the good internet people have been labeling as “racy”, although they really aren’t that racy. Slutty yes, racy, not so much. The photos are of Miley doing various slutty stuff including a shot of her assistant pretending to lick Miley’s perky little boobies as well as a shot of Miley flashing her under-boob tattoo while surrounded by some oily douchebags. But most of the leaked photos were of some random chick who we got no idea who the hell is. All we know is that Miley is gonna be pissed that StripeyHair McGiantBoobies got more photo time than she did. She’s also going to be upset to find that her upper lip is trying to escape her face. She looks like a kid with a harelip that the Make a Wish Foundation took out on a “I wanna be famous before I die” day.
Miley (seen here at yesterday’s Saint game) and her army of publicists/managers/agents/goons/storm troopers were apparently aware of the infamous bong smoking video weeks ago and tried to buy it off every college student who had got their stoner hands onto it. According to TMZ:
Sources tell TMZ … a college student who came into possession of the video contacted one of Miley’s reps shortly after Thanksgiving, asking if the rep wanted his copy. We’re told money was discussed, in exchange for turning over the video.
Sources say Miley’s camp sent a man in his 40s to the student’s college campus in the San Luis Obispo area. The student gave the man his MacBook Pro which contained the “bong” video … in return the man gave the student a new MacBook Pro. We’re told no money changed hands, though we don’t know why.
Knowing about the video for so long gave Miley’s team plenty of time to come up with the best excuse should the video leak. Which they thought might happen since they made a similar deal with another college kid but they knew that more copies were out there. Hence the salvia excuse was born, which in their mind was the perfect solution to this little problem, should the footage leak just say it was a perfectly legal baking good instead of the sweet, sweet weed that it was. Of course this might have worked if Miley hadn’t been noticeably high on weed in the video, instead of [had it been salvia] an out of body trip like your uncle Jack has when he eats his “special” mushrooms.
But of course everyone and their dog realised it was weed, because all the Hollywood millionaire 18 year olds are smoking SAGE these days… cuz marijuana is soooo lame now.
Miley Cyrus has been caught on video smoking from a bong! As per latest reports, the young starlet celebrated her 18th birthday by experimenting with a bong and hallucinating about her boyfriends. However, the stuff in the bong was not marijuana but salvia, a legal herb that has psychedelic qualities.
The video was shot during a party at Miley’s L.A. area home 5 days after her 18th birthday. According to a source connected with Miley ... the smoke filling the bong is a natural herb called salvia which has psychedelic qualities. Possession of salvia is legal in California. As for the video ... the source tells us it was shot by one of Miley’s friends — and the theory is someone stole or copied the video from that friend’s camera.
“You’re gonna shit a brick when you see this” – Random person filming Miley get high
TMZ brought us an early Christmas present this year, in the form of this this video of Miley Cyrus smoking a bong and tripping a couple days after her 18th birthday. In the video Miley says she’s “having a little bit of a bad trip” and dissolves into giggles in a video a friend made of the Disney star smoking a bong at her house five days after her eighteenth birthday. TMZ claims it’s not weed she’s smoking, but salvia, which is legal, but that makes us think one of Miley’s friends is the person who leaked the video, and has some weird code of honor wherein selling Miley out is OK, but incriminating her in an actual illegal act is not.
But let’s be serious, that shit ain’t salvia. It doesn’t make you laugh hysterically and she’d be on the floor after a massive bong rip of it. No, that is just sweet old weed, but nice try, publicist in damage-control mode.
So what does all of this mean you ask, well it means Miley is just a normal 18 year old kid and that is the only Miley Cyrus hit we will ever approve of.