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Miranda Kerr is a MILF!

We here at The Daily Fix believe that Mother’s Day is a very important holiday and it should be taken seriously. This is why we are going to share with you some very hot pictures of a hot mom in a bikini!

Who is this hot mom? Miranda Kerr! You know the 28-year-old Victoria’s Secret Angel? Yeah, well she went down to Bora Bora recently and showed off her incredibly sexy body. You can view a few of the pictures below, but if you want to see them all, then click on the following link. http://wastedhollywood.com/2012/05/13/happy-mothers-day-miranda-kerr/

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Victoria’s Secrets Angels Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanpoel

Two of my favorite Victoria’s Secret Angels together in one set of photos? Yes please! Here we see Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr posing at the launch of the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Swim Collection at the Thompson Hotel on March 29, 2012 in Beverly Hills, California and they look lovely. Although I love Candice (the blond), Miranda is really my all time favorite Angel. There’s just something about her that appeals to me in such a big way. In all honesty, I think it’s her eyes. They’re stunning. Of course, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Candice. I just happen to be into eyes and Miranda gets my vote there. All the same, both of these women are stunning and I love seeing photos of them together.

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Miranda Kerr Reveals Her Secret to Staying Thin!

Just look at the pictures below…did you look at them? Look at them one more time…you see them? That is a damn fine body and we are sure every woman in the world would kill to have it. Women all around the world are probably wondering what Miranda Kerr does to keep that fine body and well we have the answers!

In an interview in the new issue of Women’s Health, Miranda Kerr opened up about her secrets to a healthy lifestyle,

“I adopt the 80/20 rule. 80% healthy and organic, 20% indulgent and that works for me and my body personally. I indulge occasionally and avoid counting calories. Ideally when I can, I like to start my day with a fresh pressed green juice with kale, cucumber, spinach, parsley and lemon.”

First of all, you know she counts calories! Maybe she doesn’t track them constantly, but you know she is well aware of how many calories she is eating. And also, what the hell? Fresh pressed green juice? Sounds like something they make you drink on Fear Factor. Anyway, Miranda goes on to say,

“Half an hour later I like to make a smoothie I will then have organic eggs or oatmeal for breakfast. That works for me and is a great way to get my body started for the day. I believe breakfast is one of the most important meals in the day.”

So, there you have it! Drink some weird ass juice, eat a few organic eggs and maybe do a few jumping jacks in the morning. If you do all that….you will still not look anything like Miranda Kerr, but you might drop a few pounds and that’s always a good thing. Miranda Kerr Reveals Her Secret to Staying Thin! Miranda Kerr Reveals Her Secret to Staying Thin! Miranda Kerr Reveals Her Secret to Staying Thin! Miranda Kerr Reveals Her Secret to Staying Thin! Miranda Kerr Reveals Her Secret to Staying Thin!

 

The Daily Fix-ation for 1/21/12

Hello all, and welcome to the third ever Daily Fix-ation! The Daily Fix has cooked up some yummy treats for you guys… and one that’s not so yummy. So, without further ado, let’s get to The Hotties, The Naughty, and the One Nasty Body! (Trust me, it’ll make a little more sense in a minute) The Hotties — It’s no secret that Victoria’s Secret definitely showcases the best of best when it comes to hotness! There were so many hotties from this latest Victoria’s Secret campaign that a single one could not be chosen. The Victoria’s Secret Angels were headed up this year by Miranda Kerr, but don’t count the others out. Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, and Erin Heatherton all have their fair share of hotness going on. Just check out the gallery below… The Naughty — Who is that unbelievably hot babe, you ask? Why, that would be none other than Emma Frain posing for The Sex Issue of Britain’s Zoo Magazine. With her glasses, chalkboard, and unbelievably sexy lingerie… Well, there’s nothing naughtier than a teacher fantasy, is there? One Nasty Body — This one may come as quite the shocker, seeing as how only a few days ago Reese Witherspoon was drop dead gorgeous at The Golden Globe Awards in that fitted red dress. But, when the hair extensions come out and the make-up scrubs off… you’re left with one used-to-be-sexy chick. Sometimes when you see chicks jogging it’s sexy as hell, and then other times… well, take a look at the pictures.  
 

The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — 1/17/12

Hello there, my fellow women lovers! Welcome to The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly! The Good — Oh, Kelly Brook!!! How I love this chick! Her hotness is like nothing I’ve ever seen! I’ve got her new lingerie shoot for New Look for you in the gallery below, and Oh Boy!!! They – Are – Fan -Friggin’ -Tastic!!! I think you all know me well enough by now to know that I scrutinize women pretty heavily, but I don’t think I’ve seen a picture of this woman — or her outrageous curves — that I don’t damn near drool over! Kelly Brook, you are forever my GOOD!!! The Bad — And here’s the part of my post where the ‘scrutinizing women pretty heavily’ starts to come in. It surprised me, because Miranda Kerr has struck my hottie meter every single time I see her, but when she showed up for the InStyle Golden Globe party in this Wendy from the Wizard of Oz reject dress… BLAH!!! It’s not only that the dress is atrocious, though. It’s the fact that it makes her usually perky and damn near perfect boobs look saggy and… matronly, for lack of a better word. Why are women starting to wear dresses and bathing suits with a cut like this? It makes their boobs look flat and saggy, so how in the bloody hell is that supposed to be attractive? I’ll give ya a hint — it’s not! It’s BAD!!! The Fugly — Another shocker for you? Possibly. Possibly not. To me, though, Lindsay Lohan looked like a fat, frizzy headed troll that also happened to have a pretty serious addiction to crack when she showed up for her probation hearing. Sure, she got good remarks for her community service morgue duties (seriously, though, how hard can that be?), but she’s not getting any good marks from me. Honestly, she looked like a pregnant cow… albeit a fuzzy, bleach blond cow… Anyway, the bitch looked Fugly! Point blank, period!
 

The Spank Bank for 1/14/12

You know how last weekend I was saying that weekends are usually slow for the Spank Bank? Well, I guess that is not always the case. I have a pretty full Spank Bank for you today! Hooray for the weekend! First up… Miranda Kerr: I know she was in the Spank Bank yesterday, but she has made it on here again. I doubt anyone will have a problem with this, especially since these pictures are even hotter. If only she just bent over a little bit more. Sofia Vergara: The hot MILF was caught dancing in a new commercial for Diet Pepsi. You can see some stills from the video in the gallery below; also you can see the video at the end of this post. The only bad part is that she is promoting Diet Pepsi. Gross. Kristin Cavallari: These pictures certainly aren’t flashy or anything, but they do show off her sexy legs. Kristin is underrated, she deserves more attention, and as long as she keeps showing off her legs, she’ll be getting my attention. Maria Fowler: I don’t know who she is…some reality star or something. I am just going to assume everyone is a reality star these days. Anyway, you can see her in the pictures below kissing another woman, making dumb faces, and doing sexy things with large bottles.  
 

The Spank Bank for 1/13/12

It’s Friday! It’s time to celebrate the end of the week with a bunch of babes! So, when you’re stuck in traffic on your way back home from the office, just close your eyes and think about your Spank Bank. Well, don’t close your eyes since you will be driving and all, but you get what I mean. First up… Miranda Kerr: No, sadly she is not posing nude again. However, she is still dressing up sexy for us! Is it just me, or does it look like two softballs are trying to break free from her chest? Hayden Panettiere: You don’t hear much about Hayden anymore, at least I don’t. I remember her trying to save a bunch of dolphins, but that’s about it. This is a nice way to make a comeback, though! More cleavage, please! Olivia Munn: She is single and ready to mingle! I hope you all saw my story earlier about her dumping her boyfriend. Now, she is sharing even more good news! She posed nude for PETA! Pictures below. Amanda Harrington: Okay, now these are the most interesting pictures of the day. I’m not entirely sure who Amanda is, but I am pretty sure she had like five seconds of fame on a reality show. Anyway, the pictures are golden! Not because she is super hot, but because they just make perfect sense. What I mean by that is that she is stuffing her face with Mcdonalds, right? A trashy, bad for you fast food place that you can’t help but eat. Well, Amanda Harrington is, trashy, bad for you, but you’re still going to be thinking of her next time you are having sex with your wife.   Thank me later.
 

Miranda Kerr Loses to Rihanna’s Hot Armani Ad for Sexiest of 2011!!!

Yes, that’s right. Rihanna’s sexy-as-hell Armani ad topped Miranda Kerr’s Victoria Secret ad, with Kate Moss finishing behind new mother, Miranda, in third. The prestigious award was given to Rihanna by Advertising Age magazine who had industry chiefs come together and vote on all of the year’s ads. Although the twenty-three year old We Found Love singer’s win was a surprise to many, the magazine hailed Rihanna and her ad saying, ‘It’s Rihanna at her sexiest. She’s never looked this good… She’s in amazing shape and the pictures are stunning.’ Oh, and how I agree. The black and white pics of a prone Rihanna in the back of a hot car… yes, definitely deserving of Sexiest of 2011. Miranda Kerr’s Victoria Secret ad, though, has made ’The Good’ on The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly and had topped The Spank Bank multiple times. And while I put Kate Moss at the bottom of yesterday’s edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly, she looks amazingly bangable in her Liu Jo ad. All in all, though, I think the mag definitely made the right choice, because Rihanna is certainly sexy…      
 

The Twelve Babes of Christmas: Revisiting December’s Hottest Hotties!!!

I may be a woman, but I know hot when I see it!!! So, in honor of the Christmas season, I’ve made a little collection for you… The Twelve Babes of Christmas, where I will show you the hottest of the hotties for this month of December! This Christmas season has been — believe it or not — a good month for sexy bikini pictures… or, in LiLo’s case, sexy pictures wearing nothing at all! So, grab some eggnog (and maybe some tissue) and sit back and enjoy December’s hottest hotties: The Twelve Babes of Christmas! The Twelfth Babe of Christmas — Erin Heatherton, Leo Dicaprio’s new blonde bombshell, at the Victoria Secret fashion show.   The Eleventh Babe of Christmas — J Woww who shows off her sexy curves and her new bikini line.   The Tenth Babe of Christmas — Ahh, yes. Who could forget this pic of Miranda Kerr on the Victoria Secret catwalk? Not I. HOT!   The Ninth Babe of Christmas — And who could forget this one — when we all realized that LeAnn Rimes was actually hot!!!   The Eighth Babe of Christmas – Tara Reid lookin’ foxy as fuck… puttin coins in the meter. Well, whatever — she still looks good! Just try not to picture what’s BENEATH that tight red dress. The Seventh Babe of Christmas — Wow… Who would’ve thought that Snooki EVER would’ve made this list? Still… she looks good!   The Sixth Babe of Christmas — Farrah Abraham, the terrible mother that’s still hot as hell, and makes this list ONLY because of that tight little white bikini.   The Fifth Babe of Christmas — Rhianna in her new video You Da One where she is near naked, wearing only a skin-colored leotard.   The Fourth Babe of Christmas — I know this pic wasn’t taken in December, but it still earns Hope Dworaczyk a spot on this list cause… Dayam!!!   The Third Babe of Christmas — LiLo, of course, earns this spot for her bikini clad not-supposed-to-be-posed pic… Still, she looks good!   The Second Babe of Christmas — I have no freakin CLUE who this chick is, but Candace Swanepoel, unheard of or not, deserves this spot! My God, this chick is fucking gorgeous!!!   The First Babe of Christmas — Okay, I hope you weren’t expecting something different, because — from the buzz alone — I’ve got to give this spot to Lindsay Lohan for her Playboy pic. She may have been airbrushed all to hell… but it’s still hot!!!
 

The Spank Bank for 12/23/11

Hello, all! Slight name change from, “Hotties of the Day!” Testing out which titles work best. Let me know if you have any suggestions, but in the meantime…let’s get to the sexy ladies! First up… Gabrielle Union: Do you remember her? She was one of the cheerleaders from the original, ‘Bring It On’ movie! She was 28 when the movie was released in 2000 and now she is 39! Don’t worry, though. She still looks like the hot cheerleader she was back then. I think they should have a reunion of Bring It On stars and have a big pillow fight. Miranda Kerr: Ah, yes. We can always count on Miranda Kerr to provide us with some hot pictures. You can see her in the pictures below in some very sexy lingerie. Orlando Bloom is one lucky man. Erin Heatherton: I don’t know much about her, but I do know she has one amazing body. Apparently Victoria’s Secret thinks so as well, since she is posing for their VSX workout line. You know, she almost makes me want to work-out…almost. Rihanna: Rihanna is debuting her new music video for her song, ‘You da one.’ And, of course she is dancing around in little outfits, shaking her beautiful ass and doing other things that make us drool. You can watch the video below and look at some of the stills from the video below in the gallery.
 

Behind the scenes at Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

And now for the world’s hottest eye candy as they prepare to strut their stuff and “miracle” bras for the Annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I’m pretty sure a miracle happened in one of these pictures as well because when I squinted extra hard I thought I saw Miranda Kerr’s pantyless crotch (4th picture).

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Miranda Kerr gets sexy for Helloween

I’ll be honest. I was hoping for a little more from the costume Miranda Kerr chose for the Helloween bash but I guess this is sexy enough. It was a classier choice than some of the other costumes at the party and I appreciate that. It was classy while still showing off those sexy legs of Miranda’s. I wasn’t crazy over the fit of the body suit but in going with something a little less revealing, Miranda found a way to make herself stand out. This is a crafty babe and I like that about her more than anything else.

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Wednesday’s Miscalleneous Junk You Might Like (11.02.2011)

“Y’all want me to show you how to break a neck with my thighs? Dang, i just sharted on Joe Jonas!”

Kris Humphries licking his post-divorce wounds by hosting a late-night party in Vegas, er, I’m guessing topless?

Demi Moore and Melanie Griffith need to get together and share a potato chip because they’re getting too scary to look at.

Gerard Butler has also lost a lot of weight. Must be the strictly no-vagina-for-a-month diet.

At least Coco and her braless ta-tas know how to eat. It’s more or less a 12-plate affair.

Who wants to see Sofia Vergara bend down to pick g-strings?

Heidi Klum gave her second costume ape nipples. And forced Seal to dress up like a monkey. Let me remind you, she’s a blue-eyed German and he’s black. Mel Gibson says he wants to bed her.

Miranda Kerr knows how to walk the streets of Manhattan.

Blake Lively getting carried around by shoe maker Louboutin.

David Hasselhoff wants to make a quick stop for a burger with onion rings.

And a couple of Angels spraying perfume in heaven.

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Miranda Kerr stops by Fox & Friends

So I watched this porn flick about cheerleaders once and there was a girl in it with the craziest eyes. Her eyes actually distracted me from the action on the screen a little bit. I mention this because Miranda Kerr has the same kind of eyes and the same build as the girl in the video. I’m not saying Miranda was the girl in the movie or anything but she just kind of reminds me of her and I wanted to share that with you all. Anyway, here we see Miranda on “FOX & Friends” in New York talking about bras or something. This woman is smoking hot. She is definitely one of my favorite models – classy and sexy even in a relatively demure dress. Absolutely stunning.

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Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.25.2011)

Britney Spears looking as sexy as a trailer with flower curtains. “Them shorts sure are purty, ain’t they?”

Vanessa Minnillo wants you to know she’s not just breasts. They have humor too, you know!

Julianne Moore took her osteoporosis pill before she got up on that scooter.

Men’s Health cares about the health of their readers. Hence the Christina Hendricks photo-shoot.

Julianne Hough fancies some midgit ass.

Miranda Kerr wearing that $2.5million bra.

Salma Hayek’s puppies have something important to tell David Letterman.

Kim Kardashian tries to

Somewhere under all that fabric lie Keira Knightley’s chest moles.

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.20.2011)

Amber Rose is apparently alive and Hip-Hop’s muse. Does that mean rappers get inspired to write beautiful and lyrical music when they bang her?

Kirstie Alley holding hands with her dancing partner at a Parisian cemetery. Can we assume chubby sex ensued?

Miranda Kerr poses with her the $2.5million bra she will wear at the upcoming Victoria’s Secret show.

JWoww just ruined Halloween. Or at the very least gave it Chlamydia.

Mathew Perry is looking great these days.

Chaz Bono exits vehicles with poise and elegance.

Ashley Tisdale’s gardener fancies you.

Mina Suvari wears a grown-up T-shirt to go with her new grown-up hair.

Anne Robinson is The Weakest Link in the circle i call “Women I find remotely attractive”.

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.19.2011)

Christina Aguilera has stopped wearing pants. Unbuttoning those pesky buttons after eating a horse can be annoying.

Miss Bikini USA Jennifer Nicole Lee “working out”. If you look close enough you maybe be able to see a couple of testicles.

Oprah and Rossie O’Donnell getting drunk live. Their plan to save OWN network must be working really well.

Sophie Monk has not had her morning coffee yet.

Miranda Kerr’s almost gave us a supermodel crotch-sighting. Almost.

Mariah Carey’s twins are white??

George Clooney takes Stacy Keibler to France. Does he not know she will demand a ring and the right to birth his children after this?

Rosie Huntington and her see-through corset top.

Courtney Love is her usual ethereal self.

Sinead O’Connor’s lesbiantry has served her well over the years.

Liev Schreiber is the very essence of manliness.

Patrick Swayze’s wax figure unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s in Hollywood.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (08.10.2011)

Miranda Kerr gets completely naked for Australia’s Harpers Bazaar. Which is a fashion magazine. About clothes. Ok, that turban is pretty fashionable.

Katie Holmes’ cleavage is more desolate than an African village plagued by drought. And later, Tom Cruise goes for some well-documented PDA. He washed his hands with Lysol afterwards and looked at his photo album of penises to make him forget. Kinda like comfort food.

Looking at 53-year old Sharon Stone in a tight mini dress is like drinking milk that’s slightly beyond its expiration date. It doesn’t make you throw up, but you wished you didn’t take that huge gulp.

Holly Madison reminds us of the important things in life: Oktoberfest and beer.

Lady Gaga is into rams now.

Demi Lovato is on her way to winning over alcoholism and bulimia. Don’t let that water fool you. She ate the Twinkies and the beef jerky before the guy gave her change back.

Serena Williams and country singer Jake Owens were out on a romantic date. “I said, gimme your goddamn fries or I’ll shove a tennis ball in your mouth. And then strip down to a bikini!”

Kim Kardashian’s ass defies air brushing (Australian InStyle).

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.05.2011)

Miranda Kerr takes time away from her infant son to show her side boob in Paris.

Lady Gaga’s tits are showing, but somehow this one’s a classy outfit. That’s what happens when you have a meat dress to compare it to.

Rihanna handles London with the same grace and elegance she’s known for. Yo, limeys, is anyone going to grope my ass or what, i ain’t got all day here!!

Beyonce’s infatuation with her growing uterus is now getting weird. This was in her new video.

Blake Lively has split from Leonardo DiCaprio and is looking for her next love through Tarot cards. Hey lady, skeletor here behind you. Love is starin’ right back at ya, baby!

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Kate Moss Forgot Her Skirt And Other Junk You Might Like (09.29.2011)

Miranda Kerr and Sofia Vergara in mini skirts and see-through tops. Our way of making up to you for showing you pictures of Tori Spelling and Maria Shriver.

Steve Tyler is mistaken for a clown at LAX.

Leann Rimes sitting on a urinal. How poignant!

Liv Tyler is in serious need of the thing Anderson Cooper hasn’t tried in 44 years! (Coffee. True Story)

What the hell happened to Anna Friel?

This is Kim Kardashian’s bowling outfit. I swear she went bowling that night.

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Miranda Kerr & Heidi Klum in New York

Miranda Kerr and Heidi Klum – two of the most beautiful women in the world – went for a jog together in New York. I’m not sure what else to say about these pictures. These women are gorgeous. Two of my favorite models slip into some tight workout clothes and take a jog together and hotness ensues? That kind of goes without saying, I think. What I like about these pictures is that the girls really seem to be having fun together – just two incredible looking women staying in shape together. I love both of these women. They seem so down to earth. That’s definitely a quality I appreciate in my supermodels.

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Video of Miranda Kerr’s Sexy Photo Shoot for GQ Magazine

Who can forget the issue of GQ magazine that had Miranda Kerr being all topless and sexy? Not us. And now we can see the behind-the-scenes video that made it all happen. Yes, it’s literally minutes and minutes of writhing.

If nothing else (don’t worry, there’s definitely something else), it’s neat getting to see the before and after. For example: we were stoked about Miranda Kerr’s tan lines in these photos, and now we know that they’re pretty much fake. That doesn’t make them less appealing, but it does make us conscious of the suggestive power of tan lines. Can you imagine a serious business meeting to debate the addition of tan lines to this photo?

 

Hot Miranda Kerr pics – CFDA Fashion Awards

Miranda Kerr is quickly becoming one of my favorite models on the face of the planet and that is due in large part to pictures like these. Shown here at the 2011 CFDA Fashion Awards in New York City, Miranda shows she knows how to knock ‘em dead in this form fitting black cutout dress that calls attention to all the right parts of this gorgeous woman’s body. Her stylist deserves an award for choosing a dress that flatters Miranda in every possible way. One of the reasons I’m such a big Miranda Kerr fan is the fact that I know who she is as soon as I see her face. That might not sound like such a big deal, but in a world where models are often interchangeable, no one has quite the same look as Miranda. She is the tea in an ocean of coffee. Sure I like coffee, but tea is a refreshing alternative.

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Miranda Kerr has a girl’s day in the sun

How’s this for shocking? Miranda Kerr looks hot. Who ever could’ve guessed? Here in Hawaii, Miranda takes a little time away from her new duties as mother to relax in the sun with a few girlfriends. What I love most about Miranda is that there’s a real ‘every girl’ quality to her. She seems so down to earth and normal but is still stunning, even in a casual sort of setting. There is nothing glamorous about these pictures – she’s just a girl hanging out with her friends – yet she’s completely camera ready. She’s a natural beauty, and that’s not something you often see with many of today’s popular celebrities. Orlando Bloom is one lucky man.

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Bikini photoshoot candids of Miranda Kerr

Motherhood has been very kind to Miranda Kerr. I thought she was hot before but she was always just a bit too skinny for my tastes. She’s filled out a little bit since having baby Flynn and I think she looks sexier than ever. She has curves now. She has a shape and I really like that. Here in these Victoria’s Secret bikini photoshoot candids, you can really see that Miranda is in fantastic shape for someone who had a baby only a few months ago, but you can also see that she has a more womanly figure than she did before getting pregnant. She seems very comfortable with herself and I love that about her.

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Miranda Kerr shows off her post baby body

Miranda Kerr only had her baby with Orlando Bloom a few months back and she’s already back in shape. I say that’s pretty impressive. In the past, Miranda has been a little too thin for my tastes, but I’m liking her body a lot more post baby. She has a more filled out, womanly figure without getting anywhere near chubby. It’s also worth mentioning that Miranda’s naked photos when she showed off her baby bump were beautiful. Most times, pictures like that come across as looking exploitive or sensationalized while Miranda’s just looked intimate and personal. I like Miranda a little bit more each time I see her.

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It’s a boy for Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom!

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No more speculating on the gender of Miranda Kerr’s baby. The supermodel confirmed on her blog that she and husband Orlando Bloom welcomed a boy on January 6. And with the confirmation, Miranda’s fans also get to see the first pic of Miranda with her little angel.

Miranda writes on her Kora Organics Website,

On the 6th of January I gave birth to our beautiful little son Flynn. He weighed 9lb 12 ounces (a very healthy and big baby boy). I gave birth to him naturally; without any pain medication and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time supporting and guiding me through it. I could not have done it without him.

We are so happy and are enjoying our time together as a family. He is our little ray of sunshine. Thank you everyone for your beautiful well wishes and your lovely thoughts and comments. I haven’t had a lot of time to read many comments or to respond, but please know I will when I get a chance. The attached picture is one that Orlando took of us.

Much love Miranda and Orlando

xxx

A bucketful of warm and healthy wishes for Baby Flynn and a big congrats to Miranda and Orlando. May god shower his choicest blessings upon this sweet family.

 

It’s a boy for Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom!

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No more speculating on the gender of Miranda Kerr’s baby. The supermodel confirmed on her blog that she and husband Orlando Bloom welcomed a boy on January 6. And with the confirmation, Miranda’s fans also get to see the first pic of Miranda with her little angel.

Miranda writes on her Kora Organics Website,

On the 6th of January I gave birth to our beautiful little son Flynn. He weighed 9lb 12 ounces (a very healthy and big baby boy). I gave birth to him naturally; without any pain medication and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time supporting and guiding me through it. I could not have done it without him.
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White Bikini Moment: Victoria’s Secret Angels

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This has to be the hottest ever White bikini Moment on CelebGuru without any trace of doubt. The entire Victoria’s Secret hot brigade, aka the Victoria’s Secret Angels showing off their sizzling curves in white bikini. The pics date back to the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show period, but that’s the real fun because we get to see the the best of both worlds (the veteran hotties and the budding angels) in one single frame, including Miranda Kerr sans her baby belly and Karolina Kurkova sans belly button. Hit the jump and enjoy 20-plus pics of the world’s hottest babes in white bikini.
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Pregnant Miranda Kerr poses nude for

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Supermodel Miranda Kerr poses nude in W Magazine’s Family Issue and gives the world a glimpse of what it has been waiting for since the news of her pregnancy slipped out. No wonder this was the exact picture in our minds, but here’s Miranda confirming in flesh and blood that she’s just perfect. And I’m sure she’ll be a perfect mom too. Check out W Magazine for more family pictures and interviews of some family-centric celebs including Katherine Heigl, Jenna Jameson, Madonna and Usher.

 

Miranda Kerr is All Kinds of Pregnant and Nude in W Magazine

Australian Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, who is expecting her first child with actor husband Orlando Bloom, bared her titties and baby bump  for W magazine. Last August Miranda confirmed news of her pregnancy, telling Spanish Vogue, “Yes, I am pregnant. Four months along!” She was six and a half months along when she posed for the black-and-white pictorial in W. “For me, family is life,” she told the mag. “The decision to start one wasn’t complex at all… My career has been wonderful, but it’s not my life. I don’t feel pressure to get back to work.”

Really does seem like “W” magazine (which has nothing to do with George Bush apparently) has more pictures of nude chicks in it than Playboy does these days. What with all these celebrtities posing for them nude recently, Kim Kardashian having been the last one.

What the hell is it with chicks who don’t do nudity when we DO want to see them, young, fit and hot… But you can’t get them to keep their clothes on when they’re grossly bloated, hog pregnant, old, or fat?

Anyways check out the uncensored puffy pepperoni nip picture below, oh and some older pictures of her, pre-pregnancy, for old times sake.

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Saturday Siren – Miranda Kerr

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Supermodel Miranda Kerr is our Saturday Siren for this weekend, courtesy of these super-sexy pics from the latest Victoria’s Secret lingerie shoot. She may be preggers and away from her hectic schedule, but thanks to Victoria’s Secret’s foresightedness, Miranda continues to rule our hearts with her sizzling lingerie shots. Carry on, Miranda. Thanks VS! Enjoy the gallery after the jump.
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This is Why You Should Hate Orlando Bloom

Just think – it wasn’t for douchefag Orlando Bloom… Miranda Kerr would be a single lady. And if that were true, this VS video of her prancing around in bright cotton panties would be magnificent masturbatory material and not just a sad, sad reminder that we’ll never get to touch her pinky toe but Orlando will be all up in that bitch. Fag.

Maybe there are tons of women just like Miranda Kerr (but not famous).. but that won’t console us, either. Because Sally Daniels didn’t invite us to the Sadie Hawkins Dance in 1983 and we were totally above that bitch. But no. Hot women like to screw almost-gay actors or big ugly bags of crap. Thanks a lot, Miranda Kerr, for ruining a perfectly good Thursday morning m-bate.

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Gallery: Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

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The runway literally ignited under the hot presence of Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, and my all-time favorite VS angel, Miranda Kerr at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show yesterday. The show airs Tuesday, December 1 at 10/9c on CBS. Don’t miss it! Check out the pics after the jump.
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The Pirelli Calendar;The boobs behind the boob scenes

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Vanity Fair spent a fair amount of its pages going behind the scenes of the photoshoot for the Pirelli Calendar. And we’re about to expend a lot of energy in keystrokes giving you a behind the scenes of the behind the scenes of the boob scenes…yeah, it’s confusing… The only thing certain is that Terry Richardson, the photograper for the calendar is one lucky bastard who gets paid to direct boobs on where to face the light all day long (and then eat a banana or two with the boobs while on jungle break).

Meet the boobs behind the boob scenes: Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole and Georgina Stojiilkovic.

 

Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures

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Here are new pictures of Miranda Kerr in the latest Victoria’s Secret’s catalogue. It’s always nice to see Miranda doing her job and doing it oh so well. Unfortunately, the majority of our girlfriends will not be able to pull any of those swimsuits off so thanks Miranda for rubbing it in!

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