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A bikini beach day for Mischa Barton

I haven’t really had the chance to mention how much I love Mischa Barton lately so perhaps I’ll take the chance to do that now. I love Mischa Barton like I love puppies. There. Done. Okay, on to the pictures. Here in Miami, Mischa displays all the things I love most about her and no, her body isn’t one of them, spectacular as it is. I love her style. She’s so unique. There’s something very glamorous about her even when she’s just hanging out on the beach. I love her attitude. She seems like such a relaxed and laid back person. Most of all, I love the fact that past issues aside, she seems to be healthy and happy now. She isn’t scary skinny like she used to be. I think she looks perfect the way she is. I hope one day, should she decide to, she can get her career back on track and we can get back to talking about her work as an actress again instead of her personal life.

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The Spank Bank for 12/28/11

Story time. Today, I went to get my haircut and I sneezed right in the middle of it. Needless to say, I feel very lucky to be alive. But, you want to know what flashed before my eyes as I faced certain death from getting stabbed with a sharp pair of scissors? IMAGES FROM MY SPANK BANK! Moral of the story? Always fill up your spank bank here; you never know when you might sneeze while getting a haircut. First up today… Brooke Burns: Ah, yes another Baywatch star is showing off her bikini body. They are just camera whores aren’t they? And, we love them for that. She is 33 years old and looks great. I didn’t include any ass pictures because she doesn’t have one. Emily Sears: I believe she is a model from Australia and apparently she has been on the cover of Zoo Magazine a lot. Here are some special photoshopped pictures of Emily…with Emily! Don’t you just love the computer? Irina Shayk: Raise your hand if you don’t think Irina Shayk is hot…no hands? I thought so. She is absolutely beautiful. The type of woman you think about while masturbating, but then apologize afterwards because you feel so ashamed. Mischa Barton: WHAT? I just included Mischa Barton in the spank bank? Yes, yes I did. I know there have been some unflattering pictures of her, but she doesn’t look bad here. Plus, I always feel bad for her when I see pictures of her. She always seems so lost and depressed.
 

Mischa Barton worries me

I have always been a Mischa Barton fan. I know I’m not among the majority with respects to this one, at least not these days anyway, but there’s always been something about her that really appeals to me. That said, the last time I saw pictures of her, she was looking a bit more, shall we say, filled out that she looks in these pictures. Either more time has passed between sets of photos than I thought or Mischa has lost a lot of weight in a hurry. Of course, it’s entirely possible that it’s the former. I tend to live in a weird sort of time warp and the concept of time is often lost of me. Regardless, I have to admit that Mischa is looking hotter in these pictures snapped in LA recently, that she has in a while. I’m just hoping she’s healthy and that the weight loss is from diet and exercise and not something more sinister.

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Mischa Barton loves making out with red meat? That’s how I’m reading this.

For a site who busts out dick jokes like Fourth Of July fireworks on a daily basis, these pictures are a goldmine, but we will refrain from making fellatio references because we took an oath to not make fun of the mentally retarded. Something obviously not shared by celebrity photographer Tyler Shields who told Mischa Barton to get totally naked, threw milk on her,told her to roll in flour and then slap herself with raw beef. “Oh, man, I’m having so much fun today!! And can you believe it? I told her this would revive her career and she totally bought it! Down Syndrome people are totally gullible! Now honey, turn around and slap your cellulite monster with that meat. I promise that will propel your career to new heights! Man, I think I just pissed myself!”

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Recent bikini pictures of Mischa Barton

I’ve never seen ‘The O.C.’ but I remember what a huge fuss everyone was making about it when it was on the air – particularly young Mischa Barton. So… what happened with all that? Sure she’s had a few problems, but what happened to all that love? I really like Mischa. I’m not sure what it is about her I like. I saw her in ‘Homecoming’ and ‘The Beautiful Life’ and thought she was pretty good. More than that I like that she isn’t completely caught up with being Hollywood. Has that hurt her career? Probably not as much as her problems off camera, but I’m sure it has played some role in it. Regardless, I love her and I love these pictures. She has a sort of vulnerability about her that I think it really sweet. I hope she pulls herself together and gets her career back on track. With six projects in the works right now, it looks like she’s on her way to doing just that.

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Just One Pic: Mischa Barton

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Once upon a time there lived a cute girl called Mischa Barton with a panache for headbands. Well, the girl is still there but the cuteness has vanished. And the same goes for her headbands. I don’t know about you but I can see a dead crow glued onto her head. It’s real sad but her expressions are no different than the dead bird. I feel sorry for you, Mischa. May god grant you a second chance.

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