OK what the hell is going on in Mexico, Los Cabos to be exact, it seems every Hollywood star and model decided to go down there for the holidays and wear bikinis all day. We can only hope they are all gathering for a massive orgy. Sports Illustrated swimsuit hottie and Las Vegas actress, Molly Sims, is the latest star to be spotted on the beach, doing nothing really but giving a pap the thumbs up, basically saying “it’s cool dude, snap away… we’ll both make money off of these pics”.
Anyways I’ve come to the conclusion these past couple of days that I ought to be in Mexico, so I’m off. Expect seeing pictures of me in my bikini soon. By bikini, I mean man-thong.
