
Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio’s relationship/probable publicity stunt has progressed from friendly hugs on a yacht to holding hands during a romantic moonlit stroll in Monte Carlo. Before you know it they’ll be necking!
Wait no, for Leo and Blake’s relationship to be for publicity, it would require her to actually act. And acting is not her strongest suit… Her tits however are.
So yeah, the only other option is that Leo is in fact using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region to repeatedly stab her in the crotch until he feels satisfied. Especially when you look at the lengths they went to make sure not to be spotted together in the pictures below, leaving a hotel in Monaco a few minutes apart, and then heading in the exact same direction. Not to mention Leo’s awesome Ninja skills of pulling down his cap to cover his whole face.














