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Lady Gaga scares the sex monster away for good


Here’s Lady Gaga performing during her Monster Ball Tour in Montreal on Friday, giving a new meaning to the medical condition known as “dicks suffering from vaginophobia”. And since we now know she’s afraid of The Sex Monster (speaking to E! News at the release party for The Fame Monster, she explained that the album is all about her phobias:“Fear of alcohol, fear of sex monster, fear of love monster, fear of myself monster.”), we want to assure her that just like spiders and other creepy crawlers, the sex monster is now terrified of her…as a matter of fact, it’s hiding in the microwave with its hand on auto-destruct if she comes any closer.