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Uma Thurman movie is mother of all flops

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A film about a stressed-out mother, featuring Hollywood superstar Uma Thurman, has been withdrawn from show in Britain after just 11 cinema goers turned up to see it in its opening weekend.

Motherhood managed to gross $14 from the lone viewer who turned up on the British debut Sunday. Takings for the full weekend hit $140.

The figures mean the film outflopped even its dismal performance back in the U.S, where it took just over $65,000 when it opened last September.

Kill Bill 2, by contrast, one of Thurman’s greatest hits, made $22.3m in America on its opening weekend in 2004.

Motherhood also has appearances by Minnie Driver and Jodie Foster.

British critic Barry Norman, said it was “astonishing” that only 11 people could be bothered to go and see a film starring Thurman. “The reviews were very poor indeed but that alone isn’t enough to explain it.”

Metrodome, the firm responsible for marketing the film, said it believed the DVD would do better than the cinema release.

When told of the takings in Britain, Jana Edelbaum, the film’s producer, replied: “You’re kidding? We must have broken a new record for grosses.”

She said she would demand an explanation from Metrodome. “Motherhood is not bad. It’s a very decent movie.”

 

Motherhood is slavery, says Renee Zellweger

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She is beautiful, she is single and she is also a highly-successful professional. However, in spite of all these positive attributes, Renee Zellweger is not the perfect woman. Anyone who is planning to settle down with her and start a family needs to forego the charm of parenthood, because Renee is not at all comfortable with the idea of motherhood. In her own words, “motherhood is slavery.”

If you have any doubts about her “unique” take on motherhood, listen to what this 40-year-old actress has to say about her experience after spending an evening at her brother’s home with his two children.

My brother has two children now, so I’ve been playing aunt Renee. They’re two and four. It’s chaos. Moms out there, kudos to you. The cool thing about being an aunt is like, I can leave. No offence to my big brother Drew, but that is slavery. I dare you to take a shower. You can’t do anything unless they let you. It’s a dictatorship. They’re little dictators in their crib.

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