Evangeline Lilly’s cleavage steals the show from Hugh Jackman at Real Steel’s premiere in L.A.
Lindsay Lohan and her nipples looked disheveled at Kanye West’s fashion show.
Leann Rimes proves bones also carry the curse of cellulite. She just put down that celery stick, didn’t she?
Anna Friel was a slutty pirate with an out-of-control hair piece at Bob Geldof’s 60th birthday party.
AnnaLynne McCord needs to eat. Jared Leto needs to eat. In fact everyone needs to eat. Except Mariah Carey who ate her five dogs at the end of their park walk. Exercise does bring on the munchies.
Continuing the “marriage makes you fat, ugly or both” theme from the previous week: Anna Faris and Ben Affleck.
Jessica Simpson takes out what was under her dress all this time. Surprisingly it isn’t a bag of chocolate-covered nachos.
Rihanna changes her hairdo and upgrades her wardrobe to Jersey Shore status.
Sarah Jessica Parker cracked her hooves by repeatedly trying to knock the theater wall down with Matthew Broderick’s head yesterday at the premiere of her new movie I Don’t Know How She Does It and was repeatedly heard saying “Seriously? Seriously??”. We must therefore assume it was because her co-star Christina Hendricks decided it was time to eclipse an entire movie premiere with her breasts and make people forget why they were there in the first place. “How did we get here? And why is there a horse wearing black lace at the corner over there?”
