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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.03.2011)

Evangeline Lilly’s cleavage steals the show from Hugh Jackman at Real Steel’s premiere in L.A.

Lindsay Lohan and her nipples looked disheveled at Kanye West’s fashion show.

Leann Rimes proves bones also carry the curse of cellulite. She just put down that celery stick, didn’t she?

Anna Friel was a slutty pirate with an out-of-control hair piece at Bob Geldof’s 60th birthday party.

AnnaLynne McCord needs to eat. Jared Leto needs to eat. In fact everyone needs to eat. Except Mariah Carey who ate her five dogs at the end of their park walk. Exercise does bring on the munchies.

Continuing the “marriage makes you fat, ugly or both” theme from the previous week: Anna Faris and Ben Affleck.

Jessica Simpson takes out what was under her dress all this time. Surprisingly it isn’t a bag of chocolate-covered nachos.

Rihanna changes her hairdo and upgrades her wardrobe to Jersey Shore status.

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Christina Hendricks’ beheboth jugs eclipse SJP’s movie premiere

Sarah Jessica Parker cracked her hooves by repeatedly trying to knock the theater wall down with Matthew Broderick’s head yesterday at the premiere of her new movie I Don’t Know How She Does It and was repeatedly heard saying “Seriously? Seriously??”. We must therefore assume it was because her co-star Christina Hendricks decided it was time to eclipse an entire movie premiere with her breasts and make people forget why they were there in the first place. “How did we get here? And why is there a horse wearing black lace at the corner over there?”

PS: Olivia Munn was also there because she co-stars. If you have a hard time finding her in these pictures it’s the boy in the red dress standing next to godzilla jugs.

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Katy Perry Flashed Her Ass at The Smurfs Premiere

Here is Katy Perry attending The Smurf premiere in NYC on Sunday, where she proudly showed off her character Smurfette in sparkling sequins on the front of her dress…oh and she also proudly showed off her lovely ass, becuase, well it was a kids event, and kids love ass… “I’ll teach them to invite me to these f ‘n kids events”

I’ll tell you one thing, I’d like to smurf her smurf with my smurf. Then she’d have to de-smurf her smurf with a coathanger.

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Salma Hayek & Her Cleavage in Cannes

Salma Hayek brought out her awesome cleavage for the premiere of Puss in Boots during the Cannes Film Festival in France this week. While we have nothing really to report on how the premiere turned out, we can report that Salma Hayek has gigantic breasts. Salma is lucky that she has a daughter, because if she had given birth to a boy, she’d understand the real meaning of breastfeeding addiction.

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Kat Dennings and Her Friends at the ‘Thor’ Premiere

Here is the very, very, talented Kat Dennings at the L.A. premiere of the movie Thor (in which she stars) last night and… and… umm… shit forgot what I was gonna say, can’t stop staring at that cleavage… well anyways she was there and… umm… shit forgot it again… let’s just say I’d hit that thing so hard, Thor himself would say “Damn! THAT’S how you hit it!”

But of course it’s not all about the looks, like I said, she’s very talented! Seriously, she’s such a great actress! Up there with other greats such as Christina Hendricks, Sofia Vergara and Salma Hayek in my best actress ranking.

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Heidi Montag Says Jennifer Aniston Banned Her From Movie Premiere

Despite shooting a tiny cameo in Jennifer Aniston’s movie Just Go With It, Heidi Montag says that she was put on the blacklist for the NYC premiere earlier this week. Heidi told Us Weekly that Jennifer Aniston banned her.

Us Weekly reports:

“I was so excited! This is the first movie I’ve ever been in and I can’t walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was ‘too polarizing.’ … I’ve been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it’s just really upsetting that she would do this to me. … She should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me is really disheartening.”

Jennifer Aniston denies she got Heidi banned, and I’m forced to believe her. No reason not too really. I mean Jennifer recently agreed to be on “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” with TILA TEQUILA! Knowing full well she’d be spending the rest of her day covered in flea dip while her clothes burn in a chimney in the backyard. So being in the same vicinity as someone trying to make a career for herself by being a “pump-me-up-and-sex-me doll” seems quite tame in comparison.

As for the pictures attached to this post, they are of Heidi on the set for the movie, and judging by them I think it’s safe to say that when Heidi dies her corpse would stay pliable and not decompose for thousands of years. I’m actually seriously contemplating digging her up after she offs herself and having a “Real doll” that could pass down for generations.

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Taylor Momsen in Age Appropriate Clothing at the Bieber Premier

This is what Taylor Momsen decided to wear to the LA premiere of Justin Bieber’s new movie yesterday, Never Say Never. Not sure what she was doing in a back alley as opposed to being on the red carpet, maybe she was the after party entertainment, hence the hand gesture for “I only take it up the rear”.

Didn’t she say a few weeks ago that she was just a young girl (17) trying to find herself? By trying to find her self did she start by looking in a bondage dungeon or your local creepy sex shop? She looks like she’s constantly on her way to a showing of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”.

She’s about as hard core as the Care Bears. Doesn’t she see the hilarity of a “hard-core edgy rebel” attending the premiere of a Justin Bieber movie in an outfit that Tim Curry hit out of the park twenty years before she was born?  In other words, she is a purely corporate creation who is part of the machine she is constantly raging against.

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Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester are Double Trouble

Weird, I have an irresistible urge for a sandwich right now. Maybe it’s got something to do with look-a-likes Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly at the premiere of their new movie. Sadly it’s not a premier for a lesbian sex tape they’ve been keeping on the down-low, but  for some comedy called The Roommate. But wow, how awesome would a sex tape premier be. Heck, there is so much money in sex tapes these days that Hollywood might as well start treating them as an equal business to blockbuster movies.

The only real difference I can see between Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly is that Leighton doesn’t have Derek Jeter’s Original Brand Herpes®. At least not yet.

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Jessica Alba is a Little Focker

Jessica Alba stepped out to the premiere of “Little Fockers” in N.Y.C. on Wednesday night in this white dress, and we might as well get it over and done with and throw the joke right out there that everyone is waiting for… so here goes… I’d Fock the shit out of Jessica Alba. There. Done. Now can we move on please. Where were we, ah yes, Alba might as well be lining up to become a nun because I’m afraid ff she had anymore clothes on she’d collapse right there from a heat stroke. What I’m suggesting is that Alba go naked to these events from now on. For her own health and safety.

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Rosario Dawson is

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Rosario Dawson showed up to the LA premiere of Unstoppable wearing a seXy gown and loads of positive attitude. I don’t know what this movie is all about but I can guarantee you that this is the best and the hottest this Dawson girl has looked in recent times. I’m not sure if it’s her bewitching smile or the extra long slit of her gown that worked for her, but the result is visibly amazing. Keep it up, girl! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Taylor Swift shines at premiere

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Here’s Taylor Swift shining in a delightful green outfit at the Hollywood premiere of Easy A last night and confirming her sweet status once again. I know I can never convince myself to forgive Taylor Swift for forgiving Kanye West, but that’s a different story. And luckily, her “innocent” act earns her more sweetheart points. She is the Country’s Sweetheart in true sense. Go girl! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Nicole Kidman just made mad love to a chalk duster

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Nicole Kidman gave a new definition to the term “powdered nose” during the NYC premiere of “Nine” when she appeared looking like she shoved her face in a bucket of asbestos or at the very least run out of proper make-up and used chalk instead (because of course we would never go as far as to suggest she was snorting coke in the limo and the driver opened up the sunroof to mess with her).

Luckily for her, Madonna also attended the premiere with fresh infant ass cheeks injected in her face and with her doomed unibrow offspring in tow, apparently to laugh at Kate Hudson’s face and so everyone averted their attention to her, making sure they kept a close eye in case she got hungry and jumped them (fat paparazzi will do when no plump children are in sight).

PS: If you’re tempted to think she looked good, be reminded she wore gloves.