Archive for the "Music Video" Category

SMH: Porsha” Stewart” Williams New Thirsty Video Depicting Her Abusive Relationship With Kordell “Flatline” [Video]

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New Keyshia Cole Music Video “Next Time” Talking Directly About Broken Marriage With Boobie Gibson [Video]

Damn… talk about pouring your heart out on a song.

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Lil Kaylin Garcia Drops Her First Single & Music Video “Want It More” [Video]

She’s trying… but who’s buying?

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Justin Bieber Punks the Media!

Justin Bieber was apparently really bored this past week and decided to play a little trick on everyone. It all started after a performance at the Tacoma Dome in Washington. After playing that show he sent out a few tweets claiming his camera and computer was stolen,
“Yesterday during the show me and my tour manager Josh had some stuff stolen. Really sucks. People should respect others’ property.” Bieber tweeted.

And then he really got deep in the prank when he staged a fake Twitter war with the “thief” that stole his personal items. The thief threatened to release a damaging piece of evidence against the 18-year-old pop start at noon yesterday.

So, what happened at noon yesterday? Well, a video of Justin Bieber did come out…but it was the music video for “Beauty and a Beat” which features the one and only Nicki Minaj. After releasing the video, Bieber went on Twitter and came clean,

“since I was 14 I have had a lot of things said about me, from dying, to taking hormones, to dying again, to stuff about my family…to saying I had a baby with a woman I never even met, nude pics, drugs, my family, my character…but today…today I get to be in on it…” Bieber tweeted to his followers.

Does anyone else think he’s being a little bit dramatic? And does anyone else find it funny how he says, “Since I was 14” — he does realize that’s only four years, right? I think there are a lot of people around the world who are dealing with real problems and have been for a lot longer than four years.

Anyway, you can view his new music video by clicking here

 

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‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Releases Strange Music Video

One of the most “interesting” moms from ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham has been dipping her toes in the music world recently. She released her first song, ‘Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom’ a few weeks ago and now she has released her first music video for her song titled, ‘On My Own’

The song is severely overproduced (just like her first song) and you can’t really understand a word she is saying. The actual video is haunting and a little bit confusing. There is no way that she actually thinks these songs are good, right? It either has to be some big joke, or Farrah really needs help. And, I don’t mean that in a “this gurrrrl needs some help” kind of way. I mean that she really needs some help. If you are a fan of Teen Mom, then you know that Farrah has had a pretty messed up life. Her mom is freaking insane, the father of her child died in a tragic car accident and she doesn’t really have any friends.

Farrah cries in almost every episode of Teen Mom and in every episode she gets a little bit closer to losing her mind. This music video might just be a cry for help;  it’s just so creepy and sad.

What do you think? Watch the video and share your thoughts…

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Britney Spears Flirts with Mars Curiosity Rover!

Britney Spears might be engaged to Jason Trawick, but she has her eyes on someone else…or something else. The 30-year-old pop star tweeted, “So @MarsCuriosity… does Mars look the same as it did in 2000?” Britney included a link to her music video for, “Oops!…I Did It Again.”

You may remember that Britney actually “visited” Mars in that video. If you don’t remember, click here and watch the video again. It’s hard to believe that video was released 12 years ago!

Anyway, the Mars Curiosity Rover actually tweeted Britney back!

 

“@britneyspears Hey Brit Brit. Mars is still looking good. Maybe someday an astronaut will bring me a gift, too. Drill bits crossed ; )”

Well, isn’t that just the cutest thing you have ever seen? Jason Trawick better watch his back because the Mars Rover clearly has a lot of game. Plus, it’s on Mars! Has Jason Trawick ever been to Mars? I don’t think so. He probably hasn’t even been to the moon; I mean what is he doing with his life? He probably doesn’t even own a telescope…

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Nicki Minaj in a Bikini! Oh My!

Nicki Minaj is known for her catchy lyrics and her strange faces she makes during all of her performances. But she is also known for having one huge booty and she showed off that huge booty recently on the set of her new music video. You can see Nicki in the pictures below rolling around in the sand with nothing on but a little pink bikini!

Her gigantic ass is ridiculous! It just doesn’t look like it could possibly be real. Don’t you just want to touch it? Not even in a sexual way, but just to see what it feels like. I wouldn’t dare touch it without her permission, though. Can you imagine the superpowers that thing has? It probably has super strength, super bounce, and it probably emits the smelliest gas ever.

Anyway, enjoy the badonkadonk pictures below. You might want to move your computer screen back a little bit to really appreciate the photos. Nicki Minaj in a Bikini! Oh My! Nicki Minaj in a Bikini! Oh My! Nicki Minaj in a Bikini! Oh My! Nicki Minaj in a Bikini! Oh My! Nicki Minaj in a Bikini! Oh My! Nicki Minaj in a Bikini! Oh My! Nicki Minaj in a Bikini! Oh My!

 

Rebecca Black Has a New Song…Why God? WHY?!

Have you ever wondered how shitty singer Rebecca Black would follow up on her miraculous somersault into fame, after the internet went crazy for her song “Friday“. No? Well let us tell you anyway. The answer is: With grown-up bangs.

The self-released “This is My Moment,” is a “look-at-me-now” love letter to all her haters (so every single person on the internet basically), an inoffensive, mildly catchy rehash of a dozen Justin Bieber songs past. Turns out Ms. Black is actually not a half-bad dancer, and the only hiccup of the video is the fact that her date in the limo scene looks like he’s maybe 7 years old. It may just be enough to launch Rebecca Black into mainstream success, and put “Friday” behind her once and for all. Who knows, by next Friday Frieeeday, gotta get down on Frieeday…

…ok obviously that’s a lie, after watching that whole thing, I feel kinda dead inside. YOUR TURN!

 

James Franco Has a Music Video, and it is Horrible

James Franco is like that pretentious guy in your freshman dorm that is always going on about his acting and writing short stories and all his other artistic pursuits even though he’s not particularly good at any of them. And of course he’s in a band, too. Of course.

Here’s the music video for the first track from Franco’s upcoming EP. The single, which is called “Rising,” is from singer Kalup Linzy & Franco’s soon to be released album Turn It Up. The band consists of Franco and drag performance artist/Franco partner-in-crime Kalup Linzy. But it’s the Kalup half of the band that seems to be doing most of the work. He sings, stars in the video, and probably wrote the decent (if rudimentary) tune. (If not him, the guys at Ark Music Factory.)

Franco seems to be relegated to the background where his head (which seems to be from when he was hosting the Oscars) haunts the proceedings and Linzy plays some green screen tricks and chases a floating wig across the sunset. Yes, this is exactly the kind of thing that the guy from your freshman year would try to pass off as art while you nod your head and think he’s an idiot but hope, desperately, that he’ll give you some of that awesome weed he’s been smoking.

 

Rihanna Has a New Music Video, Causing Us to Stare at Her Tits

When we saw Rihanna’s new music video for her song “Man Down” all we really saw was her trying to showcase her nipples. At least, that’s how our sick minds interpreted the video. How else are we supposed to understand the white, see-through number that Rihanna’s sporting here? What, she just happened to wear something that would subtly show her tits?

She’s a superstar musician with all of Def Jam behind her, and if she wanted, she could easily have worn something else and/or had her nipples digitally removed from the video. But she didn’t. So here we are, watching her music video, waiting for the part with the walking and the tiny, white top. Clearly, Rihanna has studied our viewing habits, and she knows that a hint of nipples = happy us.

 

Here is Lady Gaga’s ‘Judas’ Music Video

Singer/alien/meat merchant/music thingamajig Lady Gaga made two music videos for her song “Judas,” one that will debut in a bit on American Idol tonight and another that will debut a bit later tonight on E! News Daily. Well, one of those (most likely the shorter Idol version) found its way onto the internet this morning.

First thing I noticed was that the dude playing Judas is actor Norman Reedus from the movie The Boondock Saints. Which is quite awesome, but not as awesome as the thought of the Catholic Church shitting its britches when they see this video.

Also goes without saying the video is pack full of crazy looking costumes. Enjoy and hopefully your ears don’t bleed too much.

 

WTF – Lady Gaga Gives an Alien Birth

Lady Gaga just released the video for her new crappy single “Born This Way.” It’s covered in pixie dust, zombie ooze, and chunks of alien placenta. It’s official: Lady Gaga has bought into her own myth.

Her latest cinematic epic starts off with a unicorn in an inverted pink triangle. It is possibly the only image gayer than a picture of Elton John’s nightstand. Then we get a “manifesto from Mother Monster.” Can she do anything without it being some sort of grand message? One minute into it and it is clearly THE most pretentious thing I have seen in my life. Mother monster giving birth to a new race. Oh come and enlighten us mother with your manifesto! She clearly has stopped taking the meds for her narcissistic personality disorder.

The song is already a heavy-handed treatise about how great it is to be gay, now we need her manifesto on good and evil? For her first new work in quite awhile, does it have to be this very serious, self-mythologizing gobbledygook? Can’t she just string together some choreography and costume changes and party down?

Anyways, watch Lady Gaga giving a messy alien birth below:

 

Rihanna Serves Up Some Sideboob for Kanye West

Did you think Rihanna was reserving the gratuitous (almost) nudity for her own albums? Think again: here she is in the video for Kanye West’s “All of the Lights,” wearing a top that can barely be considered clothing. (In other words, our favorite kind of top.) Begs the question if Rihanna is trying to burnish her bad girl image, and make us believe all those sweet little words she uttered in her song “S&M“? It would seem so… and though we still have a hard time picturing her, you know, actually being a part of some hardcore BDSM scene, we do appreciate her efforts.

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Britney Spears Has a New Music Video & Wants You to Buy a Sony Product NOW!

Britney Spears debuted the music video for her new song “Hold It Against Me” on Thursday night, and it has something for everyone — especially if you like big commercials for a hundred unrelated brands! The product placements I spotted at a quick view were her own perfume line, dating site PlentyofFish.com, Sony electronics, more Sony and probably loads more.

To summarize the video goes like this: Product placement, product placement, product placement, product placement, Alexander McQueens 1999 Spring/Summer collection spray painting robot reference, weird ‘fight’ scene, awkward zoom onto her high heels as she tries to get balance, slow motion falling and then a Britney Spears like finish.

Warning: This video will cause seizures.  There are no “ifs,” “ands,” or “buts” about it.

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Video: Taylor Swift – [Official Music Video]


Check out Taylor Swift’s spanking new music video for Back To December. I have already been a fan of this song ever since it came out, and the music video just made my day. The song is the second single from Taylor’s third studio album, Speak Now, and it’s just amazing! In fact, amazing is too mediocre a term to describe this wonderful composition. Great job, Taylor! Enjoy the video.

Best moments: Totally adorable!

 

Kanye West’s Weird-Ass Video for his Song “Monster”

We told you about Kanye West’s new music video for his song Monster after the preview came out a few weeks ago, well BEHOLD! The somewhat final version of the creep fest that is the Monster video is finally here, pack full of all that nice stuff you want to see, like severed woman-heads, dead-looking zombiettes, women hanging from nooses, gratuitous diamond-teeth close-ups… It’s all right here people!

Personally I think Kanye is trying a little too hard. I like images of death, monsters, the supernatural, and all that gory stuff quite a bit, but women hanging from nooses, dead women as props… what’s he doing? Is he a serial killer, Patrick Bateman style? It just seems silly. Especially since he raps so much about how much he loves God. That’s a personal pet peeve of mine. Stop going on and on about how evil you are when you pause to give a shout out to Jesus every 17 seconds in almost everything you do.

Oh and that the crazy ass Nicki Minaj vs Nicki Minaj fight is actually two of her alter egos. Roman vs Barbie… A part of me is ashamed to say I know enough about Nicki Minaj to figure out which personalities she’s embodying at the moment; but another part of it is glorifying in my knowledge of pop culture right now.

 

Enrique Iglesias is Effing You Tonight

In this new music video for Enrique Iglesias’ new single, “Tonight (I’m Fuckin’ You),” he woos sexual conquests with awesome lines like “Please excuse me, I don’t mean to be rude, but tonight I’m fuckin’ you.”… Wait, didn’t his last single also start with “Girl, please excuse me…” blah blah blah? At least he’s polite, if not creative.

But Enrique, please. Unless every woman in this video also has a penis we’re not buying this at all. One thing is for sure, you better start prepareing yourself to have to hear this so called song and watch every queen lip sync it every time you go out drinking for the next three years or so.

Now I need a whiskey and a cigarette after watching that borderline soft porn music video.

 

Video: Greyson Chance – [Official Music Video]


Greyson Chance is the new kid on the block. And I mean, a KID. Dammit, he’s just 13 and he can sing a whole galaxy! Check out this amazing music video for his single, Waiting Outside The Lines, and you’ll know what I’m talking about. It’s no wonder his performance of Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi was the third most viewed video of the year on YouTube. 34,495,859 and still counting! This kid is pure gem. Enjoy the video.

Best moment: Play it in a loop!

 

Kanye West Loves Dead Chicks… Dead White Chicks

Kanye West sees dead people… and sees his tongue down their throats in what looks like Kanye West going for the “Video of the Year” award with his new “Monster” music video. In the video Kanye West, Jay-Z and Nicki Minaj star alongside a bunch of dead chicks, some of whom have zombie eyes, some are hanging from the ceiling like tasty quality beef, and some even get to feel the pleasure of Gay Fish’s kisses. Or they would if they weren’t so dead.

Oh and Monster really should’t be called “Kanye’s new song” despite the fact that it appears on his album, it is clearly Nicki’s song which is evident after she chomps her way through two of the best MC’s of a generation (and Rick Ross). Tellingly, she is also the only lady who appears to be alive and well in the video.

 

Video: Katy Perry – [Official Music Video]


Katy Perry got married to her sweetheart Russell Brand in India last weekend, and the celebration just got sexier with Firework! Firework is the new single off her album Teenage Dream. I don’t want to ruin the euphoria of this grand celebration by singing a song of praise for this music video because I’m dead sure my words will look pale even if I try my best. The video is just amazing! Go with it... and celebrate! Love you, Katy Perry!

Best moment: Play it in a loop!

 

Video: Slash ft. Fergie – [Official Music Video]


Let’s be honest tonight. I have never seen any music video by Slash before this one. Further, I don’t have any more information about Slash’s music. Dammit, I don’t even have any effing clue who this Slash thing is! Interestingly, all the above reasons, or better call them confessions, start to look obsolete by the time one reaches the end of this music video. The reason? Fergie! The music video - Beautiful Dangerous - is awesome and Fergie is ahh-mazing! Enjoy the video!

Best moment: Play it in a loop!

 

Katy Perry’s Exploding Breasts in Her New “Firework” Video

You never really know what will come out of Katy Perry’s cleavage next, I had money on camel milk, but apparently I was wrong. Fireworks was the right answer, as can be seen in her brand new video for her feel good song “Firework”.

This time, though, it’s not just about showing skin and rolling around naked in cotton candy clouds. This time it’s about self-empowerment and embracing who you are… or some random crap like that since it features an overweight girl jumping into a pool, two guys kissing and a young boy fighting back against his abusive dad.

According to Mrs. Katy Brand herself:

“I am officially dedicating my new video to #itgetsbetter, because everyone has the spark to be a FIREWORK,” she posted on her Twitter.

At first I was pleasantly surprised for a few moments because it seemed like it would be a somewhat normal and dare I say it; sweet video. Then I was unsurprised when awesome fireworks burst forth from her boobs like some slut version of the Care Bear Stare. It was probably supposed to be perceived as coming from the heart or whatever.

 

Video: Miley Cyrus – [Official Music Video]


Miley Cyrus premiered her new music video for Who Owns My Heart, the second single from her album Can’t Be Tamed, yesterday. The video takes off from her bed and ends on her bed, but those are the only two occasions you will see her in the bed in the whole video. As for Miley’s appearance and actions in this music video, all I can say is she looks hot and raunchy but not vulgar. That’s it. I’m sorry I’m not in a position to comment on the quality of the song or her vocals because I watched the entire video with the volume muted. Check out the video.

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Heidi Klum Naked In Seal’s New Music Video

Seal has a new music video for his song ‘Secret’, and being the nice dude that he is he got his German hotty wife Heidi Klum to strip down for us in the video. Thanks Seal!

The video features them both, shot in black and white (HA, I see what they did there), with lots of kissing, caressing, spooning and mutual nudity. So if you are from Alabama or don’t like looking at naked guys with scared faces then this will sicken you.

But you gotta admit, even though Heidi has shot a battalion of seal babies out of her cooter, she’s still smoking hot.

 

Video: Selena Gomez – [Official Music Video]


Check out this sizzling music video for A Year Without Rain by Selena Gomez and call yourselves lucky that this thing has come out after her 18th birthday. Seriously, the video is totally sexy and Selena looks ridiculously hot throughout the song. And now that she’s legal, you are free to drool all over her without any fear of law. By the way, she sings well too. Enjoy the video.

Best moment: Totally sexy!

 

Rihanna’s nipple making guest appearance in Rude Boy music video

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These are snippets from Rihanna’s Rude Boy music video officially released tomorrow (Thursday, Feb. 11) and along with the expected crazy shit she’s wearing, she’s also showing three quarters of a nipple and what we’re sure is a poking areola. Trust us, we own a magnifying glass and a fake Hercule Poirot mustache exactly for these kinds of investigative riddles, so we’re definitely credible.