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Steven Tyler Reenacts Jennifer Lopez’s Oscar Nip Slip! (VIDEO INSIDE!)

Steven Tyler has done a lot of questionable things on Idol this season. From using offensive language, hitting on underage girls, mooning the camera and now making fun of Jennifer Lopez’s Oscar nip slip…on live TV!

The hilariousness started when the two were arguing over one of the acts. Steven Tyler pretended to sneeze and during his “sneeze” he moved his shirt back, revealing his nipple. “Wait, wait who am I?” he said. Jennifer Lopez was left speechless and Randy Jackson tried to remind everyone that this was a “family show.”

Ryan Seacrest explained to the confused audience that Steven Tyler was reenacting Jennifer Lopez’s nip slip at the Oscars. It was a pretty hilarious moment on Idol, once again brought to you by Steven Tyler.

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Nicki Minaj Had Some Serious Nipple Slippage

Nicki had a monster wardrobe malfunction before the weekend, when her nipples were slippin’ all over the place while onstage for Good Morning America’s Summer Concert Series, in Central Park, New York City. This prompted the Parents Television Council to commence its puritanical pants-shitting, and as we all know, now we’ll have to pluck out the children’s eyes. Because they saw a tit!

Seems people’s biggest fear these days is that their kids will see this and start beating off. People need to understand that their kids are already beating off. They know more about how to work a computer than most adults do and even if all they had was the Sunday newspaper, it would be enough to jerk it too. We know this because when we were 14 we gave ourselves blisters.

In any case, we prefer Mila Kunis causing our cocks to vomit, rather than Nicki Minaj causing the more traditional kind of puking.

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No Bikini Can Contain Nicola McLean’s Tits

Nicola McLean is an English glamour model and general media loving whore, but mostly she has big tits. Real big tits. So big that when she put on this bikini while vacationing in Spain, her areola decided to peek out from the horizon of the fabric to say hi. Oh, happy day. This means it will be a short winter or something. If I had any math skills, I’d draw up a nifty graph showing the complicated relationship between breast size and efficiency of bikinis, and Nicola McLean would be at the top of a very sharp downward spike.

Anyway, here are five pictures of Nicola doing her thing in the sun, and four of them show her nipple. The only one that doesn’t, is when she’s getting her lower back massaged by some gentleman I now officially hate. He’s a douche.

If her breasts were any bigger, there would be serious global problems. They’d block out the sun.

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Mollie King of the Saturdays Slips a Nip (Again)

For the longest time, Mollie King was the only member of the Saturdays to refrain from nip slipping, panty flashing, and other sordid public behavior. Then, this past April, she finally gave in to public demand and showed the world what lay beneath her bikini top. We’d assumed that it was a one time showing, but apparently nip slipping is more addictive than we realized. Less than three months later, Mollie King’s nipple is making another public appearance…and this time, we’re pretty sure it won’t be the last.

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Jennifer Lopez Slips a Boob On German TV

Jennifer Lopez suffers a wardrobe malfunction over the weekend, where her boob was simply so damn hot that her dress could not contain it and it flopped out on German TV show “Wetten, dass…?” filmed in Palma, Spain. The story gets better though.

Let’s backtrack first. We’re a tad offended that J.Lo would go ahead and accidentally show her tits to all of Germany before she accidentally showed them to us on our popular TV shows. (We’ve been patiently waiting for more details on her sex tape, and all we get is Khloe Kardashian on “Fox and Friends”?) Furthermore, the events leading up to the titslip were kind of hilarious. Lopez arrived on “Wetten, dass…?” in a horse-drawn carriage, wearing a loose, flowing gown and unsteady high heels. Descending from the carriage got her off balance, the dress failed her, and the breast came out fully exposing her tortilla-sized areola.

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Khloe Kardashian Has a Nipple Slip on Fox & Friends, and Thinks It’s Awesome

If you follow Khloe Kardashian on Twitter (and if you do…may we ask why?), then you’ve doubtless heard all about how she revealed a nipple during a Fox & Friends appearance today (pigs have 8 to 12 nipples so it was inevitable that one or more would pop out).

While wearing a transparent top and no bra she sat there chatting with the hosts for two minutes straight, with her right nipple exposed the whole time. Well now Khloe is quite literally advertising the nip slip on her Twitter, because her last name is Kardashian and they never met a piece of press they wouldn’t trade any and all semblance of shame for:

- Thank God! I f$%king love nipples!!!! “@Wendel817: @KhloeKardashian Your nipple was showing on Fox and Friends. See through tops FTW.”
- I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my twat is fine! “@KourtneyKardash: Her twat is twisted. Has that happened to anyone?”
- My mom just called me saying my nip slip is “all over the internet!” Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?

As far as we can tell, is the most interesting thing that has ever happened on Fox and Friends. (And, coincidentally, the most interesting thing that has ever happened to Khloe Kardashian.)

 

Amy Adams Slips a Nip


Well well, what have we here! For years we’ve thought of Amy Adams as mostly a good girl (albeit a bit of a tease in some movies). But now we come to find out that we were wrong all along: it seems Ms. Adams is a naughty lady indeed. Naughty enough to slip a nip in a photo shoot for Blackbook Magazine, in fact. If only we’d discovered this shot when it was published (two years ago, apparently), well, it would have saved us a lot of time imagining what Amy Adam’s nipple looks like!

Check out the high res version here.

 

Eva Longoria Has a Nip Slip on Letterman

Many people claim to have seen the slipped nipples of Eva Longoria during her Letterman appearance last night. You’ll have to watch the clip below to decide for yourself if that is actually her nipple coming out to say hi there – we, for one, are still on the fence about how much of any sort of nipple we may have seen.

Because, yes, her jacket was definitely gapping, and it’s clear that there was the possibility of some exposure, and that someone may have seen something… but did we, in fact, actually see anything worth jerking over? We’ll have to get back to you after another few dozen or so views. (What? Thoroughness is next to godliness!)

 

Girl Group ‘The Saturdays’ in Bikinis, One Slips a Nip

The members of the English pop girl group The Saturdays are somewhat known for their cheeky exploits, hell, it’s the only reason we know who they are. But throughout the years, as most of the members have slipped nips and flashed panties, there’s been one lone hold out. Until today that is. Mollie King (the blond one above) may have been the lone chaste Saturday, the one who’d never offered nary a hint of an upskirt or lesbian make out; but now she seems to have grown tired of that good girl image, launching into the world of grown up fun with a full on nipple slip. We have to hand it to her: most celebrities would have started with something simple, like a panty flash… but apparently, when Mollie does something, she does it 110%.

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Courteney Cox Has a Nip Slipping Bikini Malfunction

Maybe she just feels liberated by her separation from David Arquette, but we’re glad Courteney Cox finally allowed us a glimpse of the goods. Really throws that whole Monica persona right out the window for good, right?

Plus, now we can definitely say that we are willing to be young, upstart deer to Courteney’s cougar anytime. We were already pretty down, but now we might start lying around in known cougar hunting grounds, looking vulnerable and available.

 

Sofia Vergara’s Nipple Comes Out to Say Hi

Oh my. Who’d have thought that we’d get a nipple slip post out of something shown on ABC? We sure didn’t, but then Sofia Vergara slipped a nip on “Modern Family” (Oh and if anyone asks, tell them that we only watch Modern Family for Sofia Vergara). Priceless. Now we can finally stop watching “Modern Family.” Although maybe we should keep watching. You know, just in case it happens again. Or maybe Julie Bowen will decide to flash her panties.

 

Amy Winehouse and Her Boobs Come Out to Say Hi

The delicate little flower that is Amy Winehouse is in Brazil this week, and the paparazzi decided to follow her on her little trip, in hopes of catching moments exactly like the one above, with her hanging off the side of a balcony looking like she needs to throw up wile her tits hang off the side of her bikini top looking like they need to throw up… There is a fine line between a mess and a hot mess. She is nowhere near that line.

We’ve been hearing forever about how she’s going to release new songs soon, and we’re waiting with bated breath, because whatever her personal messes are, the girl can sing. Until then though, we have to be content with the gradual release of Amy Winehouse’s breasts into the wild.

NOTE:  If looking at that pic gets you all tingly in your pants, then that’s the feeling of your penis trying to crawl up inside your body. Look away immediatly.

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Boobies Galore: 100 Topless Celebrities

If there is anything UK men’s magazines love, it’s showing some tits, and we love them for it. Nuts Magazine is a perfect example of such a magazine, having gathered 100 photos of celebrities exposing their hooters or nip slips.

HORRAY FOR TETTAS!!!

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