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You Are Not Forever 21

I was at the mall getting fresh, warm chocolate chip cookies from Paradise Bakery.  There cookie bits truely are a piece of paradise. I love the way the cookies just melt in your mouth, yet have a slight crunch to them.  Absolutely amazing.  Anyways that’s not what this article is about.   I wanted to discuss with all of you what I saw coming out of a store next to the bakery called Forever21 which happens to be right across the way.  I happened to notice there are 3 types of people in the store: 1. Really young girls, that I have no business staring at  2. Really old girls that should be shopping at Forever 49 and still trying  and 3. Those poor, tired husbands/boyfriends holding multiple bags looking for a  way out. I can’t help but to die a little inside for those men.  But I am sure they will survive,  I did.

So this lady walks out, she had to have been in her 60′s.  Now I’m all for older women trying to look great at their age but, at some point the booty shorts got to go away.  You feel me?!  So, back to the lady.  As I was saying she had to have been in her 60′s and she was dressed like she was a 20 something,  heading out to a club. I know many of you have seen this too. It’s absolutely horrific to see granny nipple, especially when it’s meant to be seen.  Please wear a bra and put those raisins away!  You’re giving me E.D.

 

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And The Super Bowl Champs Are…

THE NEW YORK GIANTS!

The game started off on a very odd note. The first points of the game were from a safety! Surely no one would have bet on that happening, but wait! Apparently someone did bet on that exact thing happening, a very lucky person turned $200 on a 1st safety score bet into $15,000! A very merry Super Bowl for them.

The game quickly settled down after the safety. It was pretty lackluster for most of the first half, that is until the Patriots had a fantastic drive late in the 2nd quarter. The Patriots were down 9-3 before they put together a magical and record tying 96-yard scoring drive to end the 2nd quarter.  Surprisingly, running back Danny Woodhead was the one who caught the touchdown pass.

The Patriots kicked the extra point, which made the score 10-9 going into halftime. I would breakdown the halftime show for you all, but I turned it off after the first few minutes. Ever since Janet Jackson showed her nipple, the Super Bowl halftime shows have sucked. Bring back the nipples! Although, I am sure Madonna was better than the Black Eyed Peas…good lord they were horrible last year. If you want more info on the halftime show click here.

Anyway, back to the game. The Patriots opened up the second half right where they left off in the first half. Brady took them down the field, and they scored on another touchdown pass by Tom Brady. That touchdown stretched their lead to 17-9. However, they didn’t do much after that. The Giants went on to kick two field goals, shrinking the Patriots lead to 17-15.

Then things got really interesting…

Late in the 4th quarter the Patriots had a chance to extend their 17-15 lead, but they failed. The Patriots ended up having to punt the ball, which gave the Giants a chance for the ultimate comeback victory.

The drive started off with an incredible catch by Mario Manningham. The Giants then proceeded to drive all the way down to the goal line — with less than two minutes to play they could have drained most of the time off the clock. However, the Patriots basically let Ahmad Bradshaw walk into the end zone. You could tell Bradshaw tried to stop himself before getting into the end zone but he failed miserably;  it was one of the most awkward touchdowns, ever.

That play opened the door for the Patriots. After a failed two point conversion from the Giants, the Patriots were down 21-17 with less than a minute on the clock. Brady had one more chance to be the hero of the game. One more chance to lead his team to victory, but it just didn’t happen. The Patriots managed to move the ball close to the 50 yard line, but that is as far as they would get.

Giants win, Giants win, Giants win. I guess the jinx wasn’t so bad after all. I apologize to all the Giants fans. Have fun celebrating…just don’t start setting cars on fire.

 

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Rhianna: Cryptic Tweets, a Serious Fashion Faux Pas, and MORE NIPPLE ACTION!!!

Wow… in only a few short days, Rihanna has garnered herself some pretty hot headlines. From her winning Sexiest of 2011 for her steamy Armani ad to the orange bikini nipple slip seen ’round the world to some very cryptic love tweets to a serious fashion faux pas to a sexy, sheer little black dress featuring a very prominent nipple ring! Yeah… she’s been a busy sex icon, hasn’t she? I’m sure, if you are a daily reader of ours, that you caught her orange bikini nipple slip… which was sexy as hell. But, there have been a few more Rihanna developments that I haven’t been able to share with you. This last Thursday, Rihanna started a Twitter riot when it appeared she and ex-girlfriend-beating-skeeze Chris Brown seemed to be subtweeting to one another. Chris Brown kicked off the tweets when he wrote, ‘Love U more than u know!’ Okay, that could mean anything to anybody, right? But, when Rihanna posted a tweet a mere two minutes later that said, ‘I’ll always love u #1LOVE’ it sparked massive gossip that the two were actually tweeting to each other. If that is not the case, then this is a serious coincidence. How crazy is it, that out of the one thousand four hundred and forty minutes that are in the day, that these two tweeted about love within two minutes of each other? Yep… pretty big coinci-dink. I’m sure many of you are wondering what the fashion faux pas was, right? We all know Rihanna to be a very fashion forward chick who sets trends like crazy. But, this is one trend I don’t see catching on. When Rihanna stepped out in Miami yesterday to go to a friends for lunch… well, it wasn’t the hottest outfit I’ve seen her wear. Pairing a white T with cut off sleeves and athletic shorts with some seriously high heels, our sexy singing sensation turned into a frumpy mess. She reminded me of a combination of Da Brat from the nineties (for some reason I can’t quite place. The hair? The pissed off look in her eye? I dunno…) and a poor, streetwalking hooker. Either way, this look was so off, and caused some serious media bashing… like I’m doing now, I suppose. BUT! Our beautiful RiRi redeemed herself though when she arrived at Diddy’s NYE party in a bangin’ little black number! Not only was the dress beautiful, but it was sheer! Everyone’s jaw dropped at Diddy’s Miami estate when they saw that the lace dress showed off more than just skin… it also showed off a nipple ring! Wow… who knew? The We Found Love singer has had a year of ups and downs which she tweeted about, saying, ”Thank you 4 makin 2011 an incredible year, filled with lots of laughs and tears…Memories made either way,that I’ll always cherish #1LOVE.’ No, Rihanna, thank you. We wish you a wonderful 2012, filled with more controversy, sexier outfits, and — hopefully — more nipple action!!!
 

Friday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.04.2011)

AnnaLynne McCord reveals some pasty-covered side boob while shooting 90210.

Prince Charles has an incredible taste in women.

Amanda Seyfried shows some leg at the In Time photocall in Madrid.

Serena Williams is into bondage? Next you’ll tell me she beats men who refuse to share their fries with her into a pulp.

Julianne Moore looks great for a corpse who hasn’t seen the sun in over a century.

Naomi Watts tries to win Liev Schreiber back by using the allure of her large chest hole. Seems to be working just fine.

Someone tell Rose McGowan wearing MC Hammer’s pants makes my penis sad. I don’t have the heart.

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Tuesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.11.2011)

January Jones is not happy with her new Mad Men attire. That or Perrier is making her burpy.

Exhibit #168 that Jessica Simpson is pregnant: Need for urgent and frequent urination.

Carmen Electra’s right nipple is cold.

Alessandra Ambrosio is pumping her own gas??? America is on the verge of collapse.

Lady Gaga is calling her trichologist because her hair is falling out. That’s how I’m interpreting abstract art. Plus, her boyfriend is actually not an android with a quirky sense of style but Taylor Kinney from Vampire Diaries? I don’t get it.

We now understand David Arquette’s plight for younger poon.

Hilary Duff testing our oath to never make crotch jokes about pregnant women.

Hugh Jackman, Man Of Steal walking his little dog Peaches. Elton John wants this piece on his yacht, A.S.A.P.

Justin Theroux wants to make love with Justin Theroux, so Jennifer Aniston is filling in the blanks.

Selena Gomez is leggy.

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Friday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.7.2011)

Ali Larter should play tennis more often.

Naomi Campbell’s nipple is on display for a magazine cover. We heard it also throws things when its angry.

Selena Gomez making out with Justin Bieber in the backseat of a car somehow still feels wrong.

Demi Moore  doesn’t have any luck these days. Here she is getting soaked to the bone. Get it? Come on, just look at those legs!!!

Sharon Stone’s nipples are in two different continents these days.

Kelly Brook’s breasts are now entertaining the Arabs.

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Nancy Grace nipped out. Thought you should know.

This post is an apology to Nancy Grace for failing to post her nipple slip in our yesterday’s posts. See, we were so enthralled by Chaz Bono’s moves and how his hip thrusting would send another wave of convulsion through our Christian nation that when her nipple came out to see if it was time for the apocalypse (and quickly retracted because there was still oxygen in the air) nobody seemed to notice. Well, now you know. Philly cheese steak sandwich anyone?

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Lady Gaga gets bored at NY Giants game, starts throwing champagne on the floor

Lady Gaga was at the MetLife Stadium yesterday to watch the NY Giants Vs the St.Louis Rams when…wait a minute, is that a nipple i see through the corpse disposal bag she wore as a top? Oh yeah, for sure…but i digress. Anyhow, she was about to make a toast to the Giants when she started pouring champagne on the VIP box floor. What a waste! You know how many millions of children are starv…wait, we’re talking about alcohol, scratch that. You know what David Hasselhoff would give up to be that concrete floor right now? Thoughtless woman!

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Mollie King of the Saturdays Slips a Nip (Again)

For the longest time, Mollie King was the only member of the Saturdays to refrain from nip slipping, panty flashing, and other sordid public behavior. Then, this past April, she finally gave in to public demand and showed the world what lay beneath her bikini top. We’d assumed that it was a one time showing, but apparently nip slipping is more addictive than we realized. Less than three months later, Mollie King’s nipple is making another public appearance…and this time, we’re pretty sure it won’t be the last.

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Jennifer Lopez Slips a Boob On German TV

Jennifer Lopez suffers a wardrobe malfunction over the weekend, where her boob was simply so damn hot that her dress could not contain it and it flopped out on German TV show “Wetten, dass…?” filmed in Palma, Spain. The story gets better though.

Let’s backtrack first. We’re a tad offended that J.Lo would go ahead and accidentally show her tits to all of Germany before she accidentally showed them to us on our popular TV shows. (We’ve been patiently waiting for more details on her sex tape, and all we get is Khloe Kardashian on “Fox and Friends”?) Furthermore, the events leading up to the titslip were kind of hilarious. Lopez arrived on “Wetten, dass…?” in a horse-drawn carriage, wearing a loose, flowing gown and unsteady high heels. Descending from the carriage got her off balance, the dress failed her, and the breast came out fully exposing her tortilla-sized areola.

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Candice Swanepoel Exposes Her Nipple in MenStyle Magazine

The weather may be turning chilly in Australia, but don’t expect to see Victoria’s Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel bundling up in the Down Under edition of Men’s Style magazine. To the contrary: she’s happily stripped down…perhaps encouraging her Australian fans to warm themselves by imagining they’re in the balmy landscape right beside Ms. Swanepoel?

Oh and don’t ask us what the hell this has to do with men’s style. But we know perfectly well it has everything to do with men’s passions.

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Rihanna Really Isn’t a Fan of Bras

Tell you the truth we were mostly joking when we said that Rihanna was all about showcasing her nipples in the “Man Down” music video, but now we think we’re onto something. This woman despises bras. And we love this woman.

Presented here, for you, for the appreciation of Rihanna’s lifestyle, are two pictures of Rihanna and her very thin shirt. Above we have an example of how the paprazzi’s flash brings out the bright, healthy pink color of Rihanna’s nipples. Bottom, we have another angle that allows us to fully appreciate the heft and size of her breasts.

 

Khloe Kardashian Has a Nipple Slip on Fox & Friends, and Thinks It’s Awesome

If you follow Khloe Kardashian on Twitter (and if you do…may we ask why?), then you’ve doubtless heard all about how she revealed a nipple during a Fox & Friends appearance today (pigs have 8 to 12 nipples so it was inevitable that one or more would pop out).

While wearing a transparent top and no bra she sat there chatting with the hosts for two minutes straight, with her right nipple exposed the whole time. Well now Khloe is quite literally advertising the nip slip on her Twitter, because her last name is Kardashian and they never met a piece of press they wouldn’t trade any and all semblance of shame for:

- Thank God! I f$%king love nipples!!!! “@Wendel817: @KhloeKardashian Your nipple was showing on Fox and Friends. See through tops FTW.”
- I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my twat is fine! “@KourtneyKardash: Her twat is twisted. Has that happened to anyone?”
- My mom just called me saying my nip slip is “all over the internet!” Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?

As far as we can tell, is the most interesting thing that has ever happened on Fox and Friends. (And, coincidentally, the most interesting thing that has ever happened to Khloe Kardashian.)

 

Amy Adams Slips a Nip


Well well, what have we here! For years we’ve thought of Amy Adams as mostly a good girl (albeit a bit of a tease in some movies). But now we come to find out that we were wrong all along: it seems Ms. Adams is a naughty lady indeed. Naughty enough to slip a nip in a photo shoot for Blackbook Magazine, in fact. If only we’d discovered this shot when it was published (two years ago, apparently), well, it would have saved us a lot of time imagining what Amy Adam’s nipple looks like!

Check out the high res version here.

 

Lindsay Lohan Had a Bikini Malfunction

The other day Lindsay was looking STD contagious in a bikini, and now her boobs are completely bursting out of her bikini. If she keeps this up, it won’t be long before everyone’s completely forgotten about that…what was that scandal she was in recently? Something about a necklace? Well, whatever… Lindsay’s boobs are out!

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Eva Longoria Has a Nip Slip on Letterman

Many people claim to have seen the slipped nipples of Eva Longoria during her Letterman appearance last night. You’ll have to watch the clip below to decide for yourself if that is actually her nipple coming out to say hi there – we, for one, are still on the fence about how much of any sort of nipple we may have seen.

Because, yes, her jacket was definitely gapping, and it’s clear that there was the possibility of some exposure, and that someone may have seen something… but did we, in fact, actually see anything worth jerking over? We’ll have to get back to you after another few dozen or so views. (What? Thoroughness is next to godliness!)

 

Courteney Cox Has a Nip Slipping Bikini Malfunction

Maybe she just feels liberated by her separation from David Arquette, but we’re glad Courteney Cox finally allowed us a glimpse of the goods. Really throws that whole Monica persona right out the window for good, right?

Plus, now we can definitely say that we are willing to be young, upstart deer to Courteney’s cougar anytime. We were already pretty down, but now we might start lying around in known cougar hunting grounds, looking vulnerable and available.

 

GQ Magazine Has Some Sexy Rachel Bilson Outtakes

You may have oo’ed and ahh’ed over GQ’s February 2008 spread of Rachel Bilson (we know we certainly did). But it seems that all that time, GQ was holding out on us. They had nipple pics, and they didn’t share!

Or at least one nipple picture, which has just surfaced as an outtake from the shoot. Sadly, Rachel isn’t actually topless or anything…but her top is see-through enough to allow a lovely view of what lies beneath…OK well the nipple has been Photoshopped out…So yeah, no actual nipple to speak of and we pretty much just lied. But quite frankly, these images are still good enough for us (well, until she actually poses for us topless).

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Sofia Vergara’s Nipple Comes Out to Say Hi

Oh my. Who’d have thought that we’d get a nipple slip post out of something shown on ABC? We sure didn’t, but then Sofia Vergara slipped a nip on “Modern Family” (Oh and if anyone asks, tell them that we only watch Modern Family for Sofia Vergara). Priceless. Now we can finally stop watching “Modern Family.” Although maybe we should keep watching. You know, just in case it happens again. Or maybe Julie Bowen will decide to flash her panties.

 

Emma Watson’s Dress Fails Her Twice, Exposing a Nipple & Panties

Harry Potter star Emma Watson revealed a little too much flesh when she suffered the feared double wardrobe malfunction en route to a pre-Baftas party last night. A piece of tape which was supposed to be keeping her dress in place came undone, exposing her titty and areola. Not only that but her panties were on full show too as she got out of the car. What she would have given for a cloak of invisibility that night.

I’d like to put my magic wand into her Chamber of Secrets. But not after buying her a wig… Don’t tell me you weren’t expecting a crude Harry Potter sex joke.

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I Spy With My Little Eye, Emma Watson’s Nipple

Get your wands out because look what we have here. If it isn’t Harry Potter actress Emma Watson with her areola peeking through her see-through shirt. It seems that even her nip slips are refined and elegant. Emma Watson most certainly gets 10 points for Gryffindor. Bravo.

Now excuse me, I’m going to found a new religion based on those perky little boobs.

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Pamela Anderson does NYC Fashion Week. Clothes not involved as usual

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Pamela Anderson walked the catwalk for her and Guy Richie’s Muse line during NYC Fashion Week and judging from the fact that one of Frankenstein’s bride also strutted her sutured body parts on the runway (see pics), this was a show more about dazzling the crowd with sick, Hepatitis-ridden vaginas and sawn on chest bowling balls than clothes. We’re not 100% sure how this whole fashion thing works, but at this point we’re going to assume the audience was just as idiotic as those folks in The Emperor’s New Clothes story because they seemed to be enthralled by what was on display…unless of course Pamela Anderson’s coochie crabs are high couture and we have no idea what we’re talking about.