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For the love of God Tori Spelling!

Tori Spelling was running some errands in L.A yesterday apparently unaware that she’s turning into Gary Busey. Will someone warn that unborn kid of hers that it will be staring at that face for years to come? At least give it a fighting chance.

Nurse: Congratulations Mrs. Spelling, you just gave birth to a beautiful baby boy.

Tori: Er, why is he holding an emancipation form?

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Kim Kardashian, Now With Less Makeup and More Cornrows

Here’s Kim Kardashian with surprisingly little makeup on and a hairstyle that wasn’t even cute on Alicia Keys back in 1999. Don’t get me wrong, she still has makeup, she just restricted herself to 20 minutes in the chair today. Whereas if she didn’t have any makeup on, and combined with all that braided hair you’d pretty much be staring at the Predator.

Actually she looks like the side piece from Showgirls that threw the beads on the stage and caused that dancer to fall… the one who says Naomi didn’t push that bitch down the stairs……. Sorry for that… it was on last night and it’s fresh in my memory.

Now I promise this is the last post we will post in 2010 regarding Kim or the rest of her band of oily gypsies. Unless they get hit by a bus tomorrow we won’t be mentioning them again this year (yes, a whole day of no Kardashian news). Let’s just hope that 2011 will be the year that horrific untalented useless twats who are only famous for being peed on go to Obscurityville.

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