Olivia Wilde Marie Claire (April 2013).
Olivia Wilde Marie Claire (April 2013).
So I’m sick and that sucks. It’s not entirely unexpected. I am, after all, the sickliest person I know. That doesn’t change the fact that being sick sucks. You know what doesn’t suck though? These photos of Olivia Wilde. On a day when just getting out of bed was a chore, Olivia’s general loveliness has made me feel better. Could it be that Olivia Wilde is the cure for the common cold? I have no scientific data to back up that hypothesis but I’m not about to argue with what works. While I have a hunch this is an older set of photos, I’m not going to complain at all. I’ll take whatever Olivia Wilde photos are offered to me, especially when they’re this sexy.
I few short hours ago, I posted a photo shoot of Katharine McPhee and admitted that, while I love her, I didn’t love the photos. I was a little bit disappointed by that because I love Katharine and always love to have the chance to write about her. The same can be said about Olivia Wilde but I opened these images cautiously. I was expecting a lot. I got a lot. These photos are incredible. She’s barely showing any skin at all and yet the photos are some of the sexiest photos I’ve seen today. It’s all about her eyes. Well, her eyes and her lips and her cheekbones – nope. It’s all of it. Olivia is the total package. Gorgeous, down to earth, out spoken, funny and talented. There’s so much to love about this woman. I could go on all day. Fantastic pictures.
This last week has been one for the ages. Computer issues, money issues and just general life being a jerk issues have had me feeling a little down. A lot down, even. I got out of bed this morning and was quite certain it wouldn’t worth staying up. I noticed I had some pictures waiting for me here so I decided to do those before going back to bed and wallowing in self pity. Glad I did. I won’t say everything is all better but seeing Olivia Wilde definitely put a smile on my face. There is nothing about this woman that doesn’t make me feel good. She’s smart, she’s sexy and she’s outspoken. Plus, ya know, the pancake eating contest. These bare faced photos of Olivia in Wilmington just reinforce my belief that Olivia is worth waking up for. Her confidence in herself and her willingness to just be who she is is inspiring. Today will be a better day. Or maybe it won’t but hey, Olivia Wilde in a bikini. At least it’s off to a pretty good start.
Ugh. Olivia Wilde is so sexy and so cool that she actually gives me a headache. I look at her and I wonder why I can’t be more like her. Did you know Olivia once one a pancake eating contest? That’s right – the petite and sexy lady in these photos could likely eat more pancakes than you. I don’t know why I find that impressive but I do. I also love that she took her name from Oscar Wilde. Nope. She just couldn’t be cooler. I love the fact that she doesn’t seem to be hung up on being perfect. She’s braless. So what? She has no makeup on. Who cares? This woman is the epitome of not caring what other people think about her and I don’t think there’s a thing in this world sexier than that.
69-year old Harrison Ford: Ok kids, now gently place that ball in my hand. Oh, Jesus, time out. I think i just stained my pants.
JLO shows the Europeans some butt-cheek.
Priest gives Arnold Schwarzenegger a sympathetic hug. His eyes obviously lingered on Maria Schriver for a bit too long during his sermon.
Some Lady Gaga ass?
The MTV Europe Music Awards took place Sunday night and we’re pretty sure the standard of music was pretty high mainly because the whole thing was hosted by Bar Rafaeli’s and Irina Shayk’s thighs. Plus, The Hoff was there.
Olivia Wilde shows some side-boob and Kate Hudson brings her lactating breasts to honor Clint Eastwood at the LACMA inaugural Art + Film Gala. Uma Thurman was also sexy, but only if you’re a trash collector and you’re attracted to garbage bags.
Madonna hides her face again. Must not have had time to pull those fangs back in.
Courtney Stodden should take lessons from Shauna Sand on how to not get kicked from a pumpkin patch. “You make sure you always bring kids with you and when you flash your beaver be respectful to the pumpkins.”
Chaz Bono continues to slowly kill America with his creepy flat man-boobs.
Marilyn Manson started eating children early for Halloween.
Robin Williams just got married, which means we now have to be subjected to old folk make-out (in Paris).
Katy Perry’s crotch is trying to bring seizures about with its strobe lights.
Olivia Wilde going to her first directorial movie “Free Hugs”. I’m guessing she’s in need of a hug…or a fondle?What? Am I reading that slit wrong?
JLo’s youngest less attractive, less rich, less young-looking sister would like to sink those chompers in that Versace-clad back wouldn’t she?
Geri Halliwell wore that to support George Michael at his concert. “Thanks Geri. Now I’m assuming there’s a penis tucked underneath, otherwise I’ll have to return it. Tag’s still attached?”
Michelle Obama, really, really wants to eat that worm.
Denise Richards enjoying the new house Charlie Sheen bought for her. “Charlie is the best father anyone could have. And his hookers are very nice and descent people, we’re all going to a picnic of love next week. God I love my new driving range!!!”
I know I just wrote a post about this Olivia Wilde look the other day but I was pretty happy to see another set of pictures of Olivia from the Ralph Lauren Fashion Show in New York on my assignment list all the same. I absolutely love this look for her. Everything about it is so refreshing. She looks classy and sophisticated but also sexy. That can be a hard line to find – the line between classy and boring, that is. Olivia walks it beautifully. There’s a reason this woman is one of my favorite up and coming actresses. I only hope that her career explodes the way I hope it will and she doesn’t fade into obscurity.
I’m not normally one for pants suits on a woman but I like the look on Olivia Wilde. Or is that a jumpsuit? Either way, I like it. She pulls it off nicely. While it is true that I’d like to see Olivia showing a little more skin, I love the fact that Olivia doesn’t feel the need to show off what she’s got every time she hits the red carpet. We know she’s got a fantastic body. Leaving something to the imagination every now and then keeps things interesting. It was also the perfect choice for an upscale event like the Ralph Lauren Fashion Show in New York. Many starlets were there dressed to the nines, but Olivia stood out because she went a different way with it.
Whereas I don’t get the big deal about Olivia Munn, I can totally see what the big deal is with Olivia Wilde. I have been a huge fan of this girl since the first time I saw her on ‘House’. While I don’t feel we’ve really had the chance to see her show off her acting skills yet, I think that will change if the rumors of her doing a Linda Lovelace biopic are true. Here on the “Free Hugs” Set in Glassell Park, Olivia proves she is smoking hot ridiculous sexy no matter what she wears. The outfit is terribly unflattering in every conceivable way but she still manages to pull it off. Olivia is one of my favorite young actresses in the industry today and I hope she gets the Lovelace part. That is a movie I’d pay to see.
In honor of her new found bacherlorettehood, here’s a gratuitous gallery of the internet’s other favorite Olivia. These pictures are from a few years ago when she was just starting to smell fame, at the sweet unmarried and undivorced age of 18. One thing´s for sure, she’s definitely a member in good standing with the itty bitty titty committee.
Were you aware that Olivia Wilde is married to a foxy Italian prince? That’s okay, it’s over now anyway. Wilde and Tao Ruspoli are divorcing after eight years of marriage.
People has the exclusive:
“They have been living apart after trying for quite some time to make their relationship work,” says a source.
Wilde, 26, eloped with Ruspoli, 35, an Italian prince whose family owns Rome’s Palazzo Ruspoli, when she 18 years old.
Yes a Prince… His father was aristocrat Prince Alessandro Ruspoli, 9th Prince of Cerveteri. So for all the ladies out there, one more royal on the market; your quest to become a princess just got easier. Now you only have to battle the dragon of distance, the ogre of obliviousness and the arachnid of anonymity to obtain your hearts desire!
According to Us another anonymous insider claims:
“It was Olivia’s decision…for the typical Hollywood reasons,” another source close to Wilde tells Us. “Her career has exploded and she saw being married is not as much fun. She feels she missed out on being single getting married so young, and wants to sow her wild oats.”
Yeah right, I think it’s the other way around. He probably got tired of banging her and jamming his dick into bone matter. And we all know girls that skinny have eating disorders which keep them from getting wet. Probably felt like he was sticking his penis into a box of Puppy Chow.
With no fewer than six films coming out in the next little while, Olivia Wilde is clearly one of the more in demand actresses in the industry today. She may not have the star power of say, Angelina Jolie, but I think that may very well be where she’s headed. The woman is stunning – absolutely beautiful – but she also seems very down to earth. She strikes me as the sort of woman who can hit the studio for some high glamor photo shoot in the afternoon and spend the night hanging out, talking cars and drinking beer with the boys. Any woman that has a passion for classic cars and can win a pancake eating contest is good in my books. The fact that she’s one of the sexiest women I’ve ever seen is just icing on the cake.
Oh boy. My pants are all sticky now. The reason being these photos of Olivia Wilde going wild for the February issue of FHM France. Once again her topless ox-strangling sorcery leaves me speechless. Ok, maybe not quite speechless because I’m about to ask if anyone has this in a higher resolution or some kind of 3-D live form where she gets up from the carpet, walks down the stairs to my musty basement and invites me to join her on that soiled floor mattress in the corner. I’ve said too much, haven’t I?
So you know how you’ve just been sitting there all morning, not looking at Olivia Wilde in a see-through bikini? Well let that be a thing of the past because here are some pictures she did for Max Magazine and [Insert some hilarious sentence you will never read but if you would let's pretend the sheer brilliance of it made your pants fly off because clearly you're a woman for even reading this far down.] And that’s how Olivia became known as “13″. True story.
Olivia Wilde is going around everywhere these days promoting ‘Tron: Legacy’ which includes posing for another provocative photo shoot, this time for Flaunt Magazine.
Right let’s get one thing straight, Olivia is one of the best looking women in Hollywood right now. But what the hell is this shit? Does anyone really like women looking like drag queens? Who finds this attractive? And how is looking frozen with your hand down your pants itching for a venereal disease “redefining feminine wiles”?
Olivia Wilde, who is currently going around promoting her new movie ‘Tron: Legacy’, decided to wear a very revealing sheer shirt and American Apparel underwear for Details Magazine, where she also had this to say about the skintight rubber suit she wears in the movie, “I saw the boobs on the suit and I said, ‘Oh, hell no. I’m doing kicks and backflips in this thing?’”
All we can really say is God bless you, inventor of sheer garments, and God bless you women with silver dollar nipples, for her ox-strangling sorcery leaves us speechless. OK, maybe not completely speechless because we’re about to ask if anyone knows where she lives and what bars she frequently goes to? Because we really need to get a roofie or two in her so we can drag her down to our musty basement and have our sexual ways with her on that soiled floor mattress right there in the corner.
Here are some sizzling-hot bikini shots of Olivia Wilde that I found yesterday. Well, my internet connection played spoilsport and ruined the fun before I could share the goodies with you and I was left with no choice but to retire on my couch. Anyway, better late than never. As it is Olivia happens to be one of the hottest babes in the world and these pics of her frolicking in a tiny bikini is a mighty excuse to make us forget the time lapse. So just hit the jump and enjoy the hot gallery.
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No matter how hot the world tells us Olivia Wilde is… we can’t get past one glaring problem: her breasts. Sure, she is famous, skinny, and is a bisexual doctor on House M.D. – but sometimes you need more than than. A girl needs some tits in her life.
While frolicking in the cold, Los Angeles ocean, Olivia was displaying her chest-centric mosquito bites. We may be able to forgive her if she convinces the House writers to include a Cameron-13 sex scene this year. How else would Cameron get over the shocking discovery that House is nailing Cuddy now?
Olivia Wilde is featured in the latest issue of Russian GQ, and granted these are recycled pics from the American GQ (so what, we have a copy of Sports Illustrated from 1965 and it still does its job, despite the 3-inch of dust and the moth holes. Wait, did we just get an erection for Elizabeth Taylor?) and once again her topless ox-strangling sorcery leaves us speechless. Ok, maybe not quite speechless because we’re about to ask if anyone has this in a higher resolution or some kind of 3-D live form where she gets up from the carpet, walks down the stairs to our musty basement and invites us to join her in our soiled floor mattress. We’ve said too much, haven’t we?
These top hottie lists sometimes get confusing. Makes the typical guy scratch his head and wonder who’s doing the voting. Perhaps one of the oddest choices for the hottest list was this year’s winner of the Maxim HOT 100, Katy Perry. When you look at these images we posted below of the 100 babes, Katy is as mediocre with her looks as she is with her music. We mean really, hotter than Marisa Miller? Olivia Wilde….number 20??!! Did some homo make this list?
Maxim’s annual Hot 100 list is out... and the winner is Katy Perry! It may hit as a surprise to many, but I feel it was long overdue. No one can deny that she’s one hell of a hot babe, and now Maxim has given us a reason to celebrate her heavenly hotness by officially crowning her the hottest woman alive.
The perky singer beat a bevy of hot contenders to claim the top spot on the Maxim 2010 Hot 100 list. Brooklyn Decker and Zoe Saldana claimed the second and third spot respectively, while last year’s winner Olivia Wilde took a nosedive to land on number 20. Also, Beyonce Knowles and Lady Gaga are no longer hot as per the new list.
Here’s a big congrats to you, Katy! Check out the top 20 hot babes after the jump.
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Demi Moore was in Port-au-Prince, Haiti, recently, and one of her stops was at the Paediatric Malnutrition Ward of St Damien’s children’s hospital where she visited malnurished children and burnt victims. Moore twittered some of the pictures she took with the children, including one of a boy named David who was burned and lost three fingers when the earthquake hit Haiti. ‘Yes, he was burned and lost 3 fingers but his joyous spirit was untouched!”, she posted.
According to British tabloid The Mirror, Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has landed a multi-million dollar deal to be the next Bond girl and House’s Olivia Wilde is in negotiations to join her as a double-crossing United Nations worker. At this point, we’d like to congratulate Sam Mendes for recruiting the best possible medicine for his broken heart and wish he erases those painful memories of Leonardo DiCaprio under the sheets with Kate Winslet in Revolutionary Road with the most artistic lesbian sex scene ever. Also congratulations to Freida Pinto and Olivia Wilde who won such a coveted role previously played by thespian monsters such as Denise Richards…ready for Dancing With The Stars Freida?
Via The Mirror:
As she prepares to join the ranks of screen beauties Ursula Andress, Diana Rigg and Britt Ekland, Freida is looking forward to her biggest payday yet with the 007 assignment.
The Mumbai beauty, who was a key member of the Slumdog cast which won 10 Oscars last year, is set to sign the money-spinning deal thought to be worth $4.5million. Freida, dating her Slumdog co-star Brit Dev Patel, is said to be “ecstatic” after she was approached to star in 007’s next movie mission, to be directed by Sam Mendes.
And actress Olivia Wilde, star of TV’s House, is in negotiations to play the other lead female role in the 23rd Bond flick, set in Afghanistan.
A source said: “Sam has been talking about Bond for months now and is so excited about it.
“The project has been in the pipeline for months and Freida was always the dream Bond girl, but initially she was nervous about accepting it. This is going to be the most ambitious 007 yet. Sam plans to reinvent the genre.
“Peter Morgan, who wrote The Queen, has penned the first draft of the script and it promises to be visually stunning.
“It will be a typically glamorous and raunchy role and Dev has been joking to friends he is cool with seeing Freida rolling around with 007.”
Olivia, 25, has been approached to play a double-crossing UN worker based in Afghanistan. She is best known for playing Dr Hadley in House but recently finished filming on new movie Tron Legacy, starring opposite Michael Sheen and Oscar-winner Jeff Bridges.
The new Bond movie, due to begin production later this summer, will be shot in Buckinghamshire’s Pinewood studios and on location in the Afghan capital Kabul.
Signing Freida to star beside Daniel Craig’s 007 will come as a great boost to British director Mendes, who this week announced his split from Oscar-winner Kate Winslet.
Here’s Olivia Wilde getting ready for a thorough rectal exam for Elle’s March issue, and we know most women will probably look at this and go “oh, that camisole looks so classy and that lace is heavenly, absolutely to die for”, but honestly, all we can think about is that we want to make a gynecological appointment just so we can sit at the waiting room and pretend to read these magazines. Although there is the danger of passing one of the patients for an ox and strangling it right there in front of the shocked receptionist. Can’t blame us for being spontaneous, can you now?
Here’s Olivia Wilde validating her hot status with some real hot poses for Elle magazine. I’ve always praised her beauty and I’ll continue to do so, but at this juncture, I want to specifically thank her and declare that the level of our spirit is directly proportional to Olivia’s heavenly a$$. The more she raises it, the more our spirit gets elevated! Anyway, let’s end the discussion and scope out the remaining pics of this sexy photoshoot after the jump. Olivia, we owe you!
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Here’s Olivia Wilde on a couch with her ass at a 90 degree angle in what we feel scholars of the kind will choose as one of the best published images in the history of the net. And make no mistake…naked Donatella may kill you (or your penis if you like the feel of your naked flesh perspiring on leather as you surf) like Medusa did anyone who laid eyes on her, but this one kills too…mainly from emitting too much heat…which is why full body armor when approaching from behind is mandated.
Here’s Megan Fox in a few more crotch-spreading shots courtesy of “it was about time we jumped the shark” NY Times, and honestly, if her vertical split wasn’t so breathtaking we wouldn’t have bothered (mainly because 1960’s cheerleader soft porn is not our thing). And ofcourse since every erection-yielding moment is bound to be spoiled by Megan opening her mouth, why mess up with the pattern? Here she is talking about her being a sacrificial lamb and in a nutshell how good she is at making up lies about everything. So you mean to say that bit about struggling an ox just to have sex with Olivia Wilde was mere fabrication? We spanked the monkey based on a lie? We want our money back…or at least that warm, sunny afternoon we spent indoors…
“I’ve learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb.”
“At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they”re going to tear you down. And I created a character as an offering for the sacrifice. I’m not willing to give my true self up. It’s a testament to my real personality that I would go so far as to make up another personality… The reality is, I am hidden amongst all the insanity. Nobody can find me,” she added.
Here’s blond again Ashley Tisdale parading around in a tiny bikini while vacationing with her family in Mexico and while she’s looking trim and fit we had to ask ourselves this all-important question: would we be willing to spend a day in Guantanamo picking up soap from the floor while some scary hairy terrorist is thinking of using our butt hole as a hiding place for his suicide bomb just to get the chance to spread SPF 15 on her backporch? The answer is no…then again if it was Megan Fox or Olivia Wilde…hey, don’t go judging us…top notch babes require extra large sacrifices…
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A totally wild and sexy photoshoot for the latest issue of GQ magazine. You may take it as you want, but for me, it serves as the bottom line for the series of posts I’ve written about Olivia Wilde and her quest to prove her hotness (check it here, here and here). And guess what, I feel totally relieved today. Believe me, it’s one of the hottest photoshoot ever. Thanks a ton, Olivia! Check out the hot gallery after the jump.
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Olivia Wilde may be the world’s hottest babe, but her on-screen lover, Omar Epps, is not that much impressed with this uber-hot babe. The reason? Her “House” co-star and lover feels that she has a dirty mouth.
Fox News quotes Omar as saying,
She is a great girl and she is great to work with. But she curses... Alot.
David Shore, the producer of House, is one step ahead in describing Olivia’s notoriety with words,
We all really enjoyed the fact she was on the cover Maxim, but we’re used to Olivia’s hotness. But she does curse a lot. She grew up in a barn I think.
Anyway, it’s their problem if they don’t find her attitude hot enough. As for me, I’m totally comfortable with a girl who has a good vocabulary of F-words at her disposal. Moreover, I can vouch that a potty mouth usually works wonders in upgrading a babe’s hotness quotient. If you have any doubts, click here and here.
It’s a wrap, folks. The L.A premiere of The Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen was the last promotion of the movie, and since that means there is a possibility Megan Fox will stay out of the press for a good week or two, we thought it would be a nice going-away gift if we presented her best moments of “Hotties say the darnest things”:
On her insecurities and fears:
’I think that I’m so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.’
“Before I go onstage anywhere, I take a Xanax now.”
‘I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.
‘I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared.’
‘I hope they legalise it and when they do I’ll be the first f***ing person in line to buy my pack of joints. ‘People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, f***ed-up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalise it.’
‘I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women slags, which is sad.
‘I haven’t met a lot of men who’ve said, “You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are!” That’s because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them.’
On her sexuality:
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided _ oh man, sorry, mommy! _ that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
“I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”
On the movie industry, acting and her own skills:
‘I’m terrible in it. It’s my first real movie and it’s not honest and not realistic…
‘I can’t shit on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.’
‘When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love.’Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross.’
“People don’t expect me to do anything that’s worth watching.” “I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That’s what our purpose is in this business. You’re merchandised, you’re a product. You’re sold and it’s based on sex. But that’s okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded.”
On how she got into character for Jennifer’s body:“It’s not in the script but, in my head, my character was victimised by my dad, so I take it out on the boys in my high school.”
On other celebrities:
‘I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson, who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, “Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.”‘
‘I used to sit back and think, “Please, Britney Spears has the best life ever - she has everything she could ever want!” But she has one of the worst lives. Her life is a living fucking nightmare. I have panic attacks thinking about her life.’
“The other day I said I eat a lot of cake and that was the top story on Yahoo.”
“I happened to be such an outrageous personality that people wanted to start writing about me because it was deemed controversial.” “I think if I had been a typical Hollywood actress and I said all the right things and I had been a publicity android, it wouldn’t have escalated to this level.”
On her hygiene:
‘I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”‘
On her tattoos:
“I’m not kidding when I say that if I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.”
‘I wouldn’t regret the tattoo if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.’
So to summarize, Megan Fox is a DILF (and the D stands for Dimwit)…and here’s further proof…she’s still with Brian Austin Green as these latest pictures of them getting coffee in L.A prove…
And since we’re on the dumb and dumber subject, also check out the other brainiac hotties that showed up for the premiere such as Kim Kardashian, Aubrey O’Day, Kendra Wilkinson and Kristin Kavallari.
Olivia Wilde is gracing the pages of Maxim for their July issue, and had something vital to say about her pick as the Hottest Woman of the Year. Apparently her crowing as the #1 hot thing lonely truck drivers will foresake sleep for shows humanity is not on the verge of collapse…yeah, someone forgot to tell her that she’s not a real doctor who saves lives from mysterious diseases, she just plays one because she thinks she was selected for her hot brain…and thus, the comment about humanity being the better for it…that is choosing to lust after the naked smart ones…anybody else not thinking about Olivia Wilde’s brain matter when looking at these photos??
Olivia Wilde is on the cover of the latest, July 2009 issue of Maxim Magazine. Year One’s biblical beauty and House’s pulse-quickening internist is basically topless for the mag’s steamy shoot. Enjoy the pics!
Just in time for her Transformers’ upcoming sequel Revenge of the Fallen promotion, Megan Fox has attempted to remind us (as if we’ve forgotten) of her bisexual nature in Esquire’s June issue. And this time, the object of her lust is Olivia Wilde, the hottie who loves to play lesbian on TV. Now why she feels like strangling an ox everytime she thinks of her is something we’re still trying to analyze…but that’s Megan Fox’s twisted brain…maybe it’s not just sexuality that oozes out of her pores (per her own words) but a lot of estrogen-induced aggression? What does she do with Brian Austin Green in bed? Tie him up and play golf with his testicles?
Anyway, here’s what she told Esquire:”I know I’m seen as a sex object. I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.But I have no idea how to handle it.”
And here’s where we wish incredibly hot chicks would come with a genetic disorder that makes them unable to speak…just smile and pose with their oiled-up boobies sticking out (and maybe sucking on a lollipop while they’re at it):
“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.” (Newsflash: you are also sleeping with a guy…or did we miss it and never noticed Brian Austin is a really ugly chick?)
And on the subject of strangling innocent animals: “I could see myself in a relationship with a girl —Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”
Here’s a few more pictures of Olivia Wilde…and try not to go wild tonight thinking about you in the middle of these two…things could get dangerous…like your body parts gone missing…