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Yikes, Scarlett Johansson is Looking Rough

Here’s Scarlett Johansson looking like absolute hell on location in Sante Fe, New Mexico, this morning, on her way to reprise her sexy secret agent role known as Black Widow in ‘The Avengers’. Luckily they don’t start shooting the actual movie for a few months, so the makeup department has got enough time  to sort out that mess above. In the meantime, can I use my other hand or something to un-masturbate to this girl. I’m feeling some shame and not just because my cat was watching me the whole time.

Her current state of horridness could have something to do with the news that Sean Penn dumped her, as being reported by Us Weekly:

On June 4, the Avengers star didn’t seem ready to give up on their unlikely romance. At Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards in L.A., she scrambled for face time with the Oscar winner. “She pushed herself into his conversations,” a witness tells Us. “She sat down between him and Robert De Niro. Robert was like ‘What?’ and made a face.”

Johansson also made sure they were snapped together. “A photographer asked for a shot,” the source says. “Before Sean could say no, she said yes.”

I’m going to suggest that this is probably the first time someone broke up with her (as opposed to the other way around), and she doesn’t know how to handle it. Or maybe, just maybe, Scarlett now knows that there is but one man in human history, whose semen has tasted better than Jesus’. That man? Sean Penn, and she desperately needs his man-milk back because the little she has left in that blender bottle is running out fast.

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Sofia Vergara Being Her Sexy Self

Yesterday we saw a tiny bit of Sofia Vergara’s nipple, now she’s walking around the set of Modern Family with her bra hanging out of her dress, and what has to be a very powerful bra, just look at the load it’s handling.

All this just begs the question. Is she trying to tell us something with all this boob exposure? Well, whatever it is, it’s very sexy and we would love to see more. And by more we mean less clothing, more skin.

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Courteney Cox Can Still Pull of a Bikini

Chandler just went Bing.

Here’s a bikini clad Courteney Cox filming an episode of Cougar Town in Hawaii yesterday, and it makes me wonder if that Phoebe chick is still hot today. Because Aniston and Cox are walking cures for erectal dysfunction and they’re in their mid 40s. Seriously, that is one nice looking 45-year-old, gotta give credit where credit is due, and Courteney could easily pass for Lindsay Lohan’s little sister. But then again so could Phyllis Diller, I should work on my compliments.

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Emma Stone is in Mourning, Over Her Former Ginger Self

“Being blonde is NOT more fun! This funeral sucks!!” – Emma Stone

Seen here is Emma Stone at the set of Spider Man 4 which began filming yesterday in LA… Or wait, are they calling it Spider Man 1 since the are rebooting the whole franchise… Bah who cares.

Anyways, like we previously reported she is playing the new Gwen Stacy, thus needed to change her uber red color hair which was the color of a redbone coonhound to the color of a Malibu Stacy fresh out of the factory.

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Christina Hendricks on the Set of “Drive”

Here is “Mad Men” diva Christina Hendricks on the set of the movie Drive where she plays a chick who takes part in a crazy heist of some sort. Because nothing screams discretion quite like a very curvy chick with hair so red it can be spotted straight away in a field of red roses.

Can you imagine her friends trying to find blind dates for her before she got stuffed into a corset on Mad Men and became famous?

“She’s got a pretty face. Nice face. Huge boobs.”

“What about her body? Is she fairly fit?”

“Umm… Did I mention that she’s has really, really, really, really, really, really, really huge boobs?”

I’d still do her though. I’ve done bigger. But mostly smaller. Way smaller. Heck I would even be willing to pay for a night with her. Not Charlie Sheen’s crazy hooker fee of $12,000, but let’s say $12. But that’s because I only have $12. If I had as much as, say $13 or even $14, I’d be willing to pay that much.

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SJP resting from shooting “Sex With Bag Over My Head In The City”

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You know, a decade ago, we sort of got it why women went nuts over this show…it was the story of four rough around the edges-but still sort of bangable-chicks that were somewhat annoying and had a hard time getting properly laid…oh, and the men in the show provided the comic relief needed after their hour-long whining. But now? Years later, and an army of thick, throbbing and menacing veins creeping up on Sarah Jessica’s body (and a dangerously sharp jaw) the whole thing is a charade. These women are neither MILFS (except perhaps Charlotte and that’s only if you’re a repressed Jew) nor Cougars…more like Freddy Krougers…

So it would only be realistic if “Sex And The City 2″ ended in Mr.Big finally getting lasik surgery, realizing he’s been banging a crypt keeper for all these years and running for the hills (or hiding with the hobos in Central Park at which point Carrie digs him out of his UPS-labeled home and kills him with the knives that come out of her hand veins when she makes a fist…kinda like wolverine but with crazy curls instead of spiky horn hair) and Samantha ending up with a blind tranny who wouldn’t mind sharing an STD for dessert.

Check out the pictures of SJP on set (Friday) and off-set (Saturday) and try not to cringe…it causes wrinkles.