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Celeb Parents Who Go Nude In Front Of Their Kids

Should parents display nude pictures of themselves in the house? How uptight is our society about nudity? Is there a certain age parents should cover up in front of their kids?

Some of our favorite celebrity parents have conquered some of these tough - and sometimes taboo - questions. Read below to see who is open about nudity and sexuality in their home.

 

David Hasselhoff & His Girls Go To Roast

David Hasselhoff posed with his two daughters - Taylor Ann, 20, and Hayley Amber, 17 - as they entered the Comedy Central roast of the 58-year-old Knight Rider star in Culver City, Calif. on Sunday (August 1).

Also in attendance were some of his Baywatch co-stars including Pamela Anderson, Nicole Eggert, Gena Lee Nolin and Traci Bingham.

All eyes were on The Hoff as he confidently faced press before taping the comedy 'roast' of his career and personal life, which will air on Comedy Central on August 15.

"If you can't laugh at yourself and you hold everything in, then that's when you have problems," he said. Hopefully they didn't hassle The Hoff too much!

 

Pamela Anderson slips into a bikini for PETA

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Here’s another sexy ad from PETA featuring the voluptuous Pamela Anderson and I’m impressed. Impressed, because she’s wearing a bikini. This indeed is a rare PETA moment because there’s no naked woman involved in the whole ad!

As the ad suggests, the Baywatch babe explains that humans and animals are composed of identical parts and it is a cardinal sin if you don’t go vegetarian after reading this ad.

PETA says,

Just like humans, animals are made of flesh, blood, and bone and have organs and senses. Animals also have emotions and unique personalities, feel pain, and create families and relationships with other animals, if given the chance.

Well, PETA has got everything right this time around, except... animals don’t have silicon implants! I rest my case.

 

Pamela Anderson Shows Some Skin for PETA

PETA did two amazing things at once:

First: They used Pamela Anderson’s body circa 1995 in a new ad for whatever stupid cause they support. That cannot be that dick-monger’s body today. We may be stupid, but we’re not that stupid. Still, we can appreciate the effort into making a sexy ad we will still like.

Second: They called Pamela Anderson an animal. … … … we can’t really argue that one down.

PETA is being a little counter-productive with their half-naked-hot-chicks strategy behind their recent ad campaign. Not only does it not make the consumer think to buy more vegetables and less dead things, but it also makes us want to eat Pamela Anderson. Warm, delicious, red-blooded Pamela Anderson.

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Pamela Anderson: The Kids Don’t Spend Much Time With Tommy

After three unsuccessful marriages, mom-of-two Pamela Anderson says she's okay with being single for now.

“It's mostly about the kids,” says Pam, who has said "I do" to Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and Rick Salomon. “I think I've just tried to attach myself to anybody who'd create a family, but the people I attracted weren't really the fairy tale I planned. I think I'd just rather be alone and take care of my kids and wait it out. Something will happen one day. If not, my kids will look after me."

 

Pamela’s Shining, See Through Nips

Never ruining a chance to arouse or disgust us (or both in some cases), Pamela Anderson wore a material to an event last night that made quite the impression. … since her nipples were probably poking out some eyes. (But oh how happy those eyes were!) When Pamela stood under the bright red carpet lights, her sweater puppies stood at attention and the rest of the world forgot the retarded energy drink she was supposed to support(?). Her lack of support was much too distracting.

Even though she is 90% gross anymore, she is still the type of hot that you’d want to bang… but would make leave before your roommates could harass you for banging such a cave-dwelling vagine monster. It’s understandable. Not every lay deserves going out the front door. Sometimes you need to cover them with a paper back and send them out the window. Everybody does it… especially to Pamela “look at my nips!” Anderson.

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Traci Bingham’s See-Through Top

So what has Jordan Tate from Baywatch been up to recently? Well pretty much the same as always – whoring out her breasts to the general public. Running in slow motion. Maybe mouth-kissing Pamela Anderson? As a representative of sex-deprived men, we can safely say that we’re supportive of Traci’s parade of nipples.

See through material may be man’s greatest accomplishment. Curing cancer can be put on a back burner if research teams can be dedicated to finding even more translucent material. We need to get as close as we can to seran wrap shirts, dammit!

If only Kim Kardashian could take a leaf out of Traci’s book – a see-through top is only worth the effort if every infant goes on food alert from the presence of perky nipples. Nude-colored bras are not welcome in the world of slutty, thin shirts.

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No June wedding for Joel Madden and Nicole Richie

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Joel Madden and Nicole Richie are in no hurry to tie the nuptial knot and make their relationship official. The Good Charlotte frontman has finally opened his mouth to squash the rumors about their wedding plans, especially the one which claimed that the couple are getting married in June. So guys, there is no June wedding on the cards for Joel and Nicole.
People reports,

The couple are “absolutely not” getting married in June, Madden told PEOPLE Thursday at the Pampers “Dads on Diaper Duty” party in Manhattan. “We haven’t even started planning,” the rocker said. Madden, 31 noted that he will be out on tour in the U.S. and Europe through most of the summer. But he and Richie, 28, are not in a rush to wed. Instead, they are concentrating on raising their family.

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Saturday Siren – Brooke Burns

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Brooke Burns is this week’s Saturday Siren, and boy am I glad I got this spirit-booster post just before winding up the weekend! It was the exact thing I needed to flush out the gloom that was forced into my head by some real unfortunate news all through this forgettable week. Anyway, here’s Brooke flaunting her hot and tight body in some unidentified photoshoot (as if I really care for the details!) and giving out a loud message to Pamela Anderson that maintaining your Baywatch figure never hurts. Brooke was on Baywatch as lifeguard Jessie Owens from 1998 through 2000. Keep it up, Brooke! Scope out the gallery after the jump.
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Joslyn James out promoting her upcoming Tiger Woods porn movie

40355PCN_James03Joslyn James was out on the promotional trail over the weekend to promote her new movie “The Eleventh Hole” that she just signed with Vivid Entertainment to star in and here she is in a fine pizza establishment pointing at one of those 11 holes. A little later on she proved how fast she can take down fluids of all kinds by visiting Millions of Milkshakes and making one disappear in 5 seconds flat.

PS: What’s up with her inflatables, particularly the left one? It looks like a midgit riding a tiny thimble-sized lawnmower run over it a few times. That or production of The Eleventh Hole already started.

Here’s the press release for the epic movie. Kendra Wilkinson’s breasts just exploded with envy right about now.

LOS ANGELES — Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film studio, has signed a contract with one-time Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James to make “The Eleventh Hole,” a movie that will depict never-before-told intimate details of her three-year relationship with the golf champion.

The movie will take viewers behind the Tiger Woods headlines, gossip columns and texting to capture the most secret fine points about James’ affair with the golf icon.

In sensual and graphic terms, viewers will learn the between-the-sheets story behind the personal texts Woods sent to James.

The movie will be released under the studio’s Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has earned fame and notoriety for popular movies featuring celebrities having sex, from Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee to Kim Kardashian, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty and Playboy Playmate and reality TV star Shauna Sand.

James, also known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels, carried on a long-running affair with Woods after meeting him at The Bellagio resort in Las Vegas. She has disclosed numerous steamy text messages the two exchanged to arrange their trysts.

“Even at major tournaments we would manage to hook up, and in fact it wasn’t unusual for us to have sex four or five times a day,” she said in a recent interview.

Steven Hirsch, founder and co-chairman of Vivid, said he anticipates “a great demand for this film because we think it will tell the real story behind Woods’ voracious sexual appetite and the women who satisfied it.”

Joslyn recently consulted with Vivid when the studio held open auditions for the role of Tiger Woods in her upcoming movie which is expected to be released on May 17th.

 

Pamela Anderson gives a pelican some much needed release

FP_IMAGE_4933704/FP_SET_4933205Get you minds off the gutter. We’re talking about Pamela Anderson releasing a rehabilitated pelican back into the wild on Malibu beach on Sunday. Which is probably why she needed all that butt and boob stretching. Opening the cage and letting a wild cock out can be very demanding to one’s ligaments.

 

Pamela Anderson going back to her roots

SPL158740_001Pamela Anderson is apparently working on a “Sex Tape Project”, which will sadly be the highlight of her remaining career. Well, that and that stint she did for Rite-Aid when she was selling perfume to the suburban housewives. Interestingly enough, the idea does not frighten us. As long as her own documented material is not fresh (wrong choice of words seen that her vagina has most likely turned yellow by now) and she spends most of the time narrating other people’s sex tapes (”and here you can see the lady’s vagina, which is at the current moment lovely and dewy and disease-free…” *starts crying*) this is going to be good. And with a little luck she’ll keep this a respectable project and will refrain from nipping out. Unless of course Richie Rich and his magic wand are also taking part: “Pammie, you’re next. Lights, stage, go!” *nipple automatically falls out*

Via ShowbizSpy:

The former Baywatch actress is said to be co-producing a movie project based on celebrity sex tapes much like her infamous filmed romp with ex husband Tommy Lee.

“Pam has been working on an idea and a script is about to be commissioned,” reveals a source close to the star.

“It will make an hilarious movie and an interesting insight into how sex tapes become so huge whether or not the people in them know about it or not.

“The main character is not unlike Pam but the idea is to make this about all sex tapes rather than just hers.”

 

Lindsay Lohan turns to porn to pay mounting debt

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Lindsay Lohan owes $600,000 on various credit cards (for those keeping track, that’s $106,856 more than Pamela Anderson owes in delinquent income taxes). So what’s her way out? Revive a vintage porn star’s 1970’s role in the movie “Deep Throat”. So in other words, right up Lindsay’s alley, but hopefully with a paycheck involved. Because you can only pay a drug dealer in kind for so long…well, at least until they figure out that kind of payment just rendered them barren for good.

“Lindsay owes credit cards $600,000,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “One card cut her off last week and it’s only a matter of time before all her other credit cards cut her off too.”

“One credit card company is going to discuss a payment plan for Lindsay, but if she doesn’t have the income and can’t make her payments, they are prepared to sue her.”

Last week, the New York Post reported she was bragging about playing Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace.

Although it was denied during the weekend that she will have any part in Rob Epstein’s “Lovelace”, Gossip Cop reported that she is still attached to the character but the movie will be “Inferno”, not “Lovelace”.

This other version of Linda Lovelace biopic is directed by Matthew Wilder and produced by Chris Hanley. Back in 2008, Anna Faris had been tapped to play the central character but she dropped out because the character is too dramatic and heavy for her at then stage. Months later, Rose McGowan stepped in as a candidate because she was touched by Lovelace’s tragic life but there was no further word about this.

“Inferno” will follow Lovelace who turned to be a feminist after starring in 1974 “Deep Throat”. Here’s a synopsis of the awesome plot for those who never heard about it:

A sexually frustrated woman (Linda Lovelace, credited as playing “herself”) asks her friend Helen for advice on how to achieve an orgasm. After a sex party provides no help, Helen recommends that Linda visit a doctor. The doctor discovers that Linda’s clitoris is located in her throat. She then goes on to work as a therapist for the doctor and performs a particular technique of oral sex – thereafter known as “deep throat” – on various men, until she finds the one to marry. The movie ends with the line “The End. And Deep Throat to you all.

Whether Lindsay Lohan is the final selection to portray the porn star may be answered next month during Cannes Film Festival. And if she doesn’t get the role, here’s a few suggestions of some equally artistic movies the primary role she can revive:

Gangbangs of New York
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Saturday Night Beaver
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
Ocean’s 11 inches

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Womb Raider
Schindler’s Fist
Shaving Ryan’s Privates

FYI, pics are from the Coachella Music Festival over the weekend.


 

Pamela Anderson and her Vegan MILKshake

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Pamela Anderson had oodles of fun, you guys

FP_IMAGE_4806933/FP_SET_4806527Here’s Pamela Anderson completely wasted on her way out of Guys&Dolls in L.A on early Wednesday morning with wet stuff all over her dress that was probably either spilled booze, vomit, the remains of the guy she was straddling and making out in the club with, or ALL of the above. Oh, and she flashed her panties as she made her way into the car. Yes, Pamela Anderson, you are the constant in our lives when everything else is variable and fleeting. Now, did you remember to give your kids some cat food and water before you left the house?

 

David Hasselhoff & Hayley Hit The Shops

David Hasselhoff and his beautiful 17-year-old daughter Hayley Amber looked elated to be spending some time shopping together in Malibu, Calif. on Saturday (March 27).

The 57-year-old former America’s Got Talent host kept a protective arm around his youngest daughter’s shoulders for part of their walk and even shot the paps a big grin as they strolled by with their purchases.

Earlier this year, after media reports criticized David for his alcoholism, Hayley defended her father, saying:

He’s the best dad in the world. It comes off like he isn’t and that’s what hurts the most. He is there for me 24/7.

Hayley’s mother is David’s ex-wife Pamela Bach. The couple, who married in 1989 and divorced in 2006, are also parents to 19-year-old daughter Taylor Ann.

 

Celebrity Moms Rock Dancing With The Stars

Season 10 of Dancing with the Stars hit the small screen earlier this week. Some of the celebs fighting for the mirror ball trophy are Beverly Hills, 90210 star Shannen Doherty, figure skater Evan Lysacek and Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

But perhaps the most talked-about celebs to hit the dance floor this season are mothers. With 13 children between the three of them, Kate Gosselin, Pamela Anderson and Niecy Nash are cutting a mean rug alongside their hunky dance partners. And not to mention new cohost, season seven winner Brooke Burke, who has four children of her own.

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Marcia Gay Harden: Motherhood Is A “Glorious Hijacking”

Oscar-winner Marcia Gay Harden knows a thing or two about motherhood thanks to her daughter Eulala, 11, and twins Julitta and Hudson, 5. Speaking to Hollywoodlife.com at this week's Red Carpet Launch of Pampers With Dry Max Event in New York, the 50-year-old Whip It star shared some tried-and-true advice for new moms.

On her advice for expectant moms: “Try to keep all the balls in the air. You must know that a few will drop and that’s OK. Sleep as much as you can.”

On the early years with baby: “You’re tired. I think of babies as a glorious hijacking and you’re hijacked. It’s not just for one year. It’s your whole life. Around 4 years-old, 5, maybe even 3, some moms are better than others.”

On remembering to make time for mom: “I have three kids now, so with the twins at around 3 years-old, sadly I went ‘where did I go?’ I needed to find out where I went and what I liked to do? I needed to make time for myself, not just for my husband and I, but for ME! It was so hard to do. You feel so guilty doing it."

 

Eric Mabius & Boys Attend Pampers Party

Handsome bunch! Ugly Betty star Eric Mabius and his two adorable sons - Maxfield, 3 1/2, and Rylan, 1 - attended the Pampers' "Swaddlers & Cruisers with Dry Max" launch in New York City on Thursday (March 18). The boys looked so cute in their formal attire!

The kids' mom is Eric's longtime love, interior designer Ivy Sherman.

Eric and his costars are getting ready to say bye, bye, Betty! The final episode of Ugly Betty airs April 14 on ABC.

 

Stephanie Seymour’s nipple slip in St.Bart’s

FP_4695417_PIS_Seymour_Step1hanie_031610Ex-supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel Stephanie Seymour seems to be getting a bit more careless with her areolas since she’s no longer married to a brontosaurus threatening to smack her back into her senses with his over-stretched balls if she slips up. Now if she could go about her business without her kid in the picture then we wouldn’t feel like pervs for fantasizing whispering sweet nothings in her ear while giving her a back rub. But then again, we’re the kind of men who are willing to watch Dancing With The Stars this season just to see Pamela Anderson spilling out of her taped top…for the millionth time. So what does that say about our ethics?

FYI, the billionaire balls she was married to is filing for bankruptcy, reportedly to protect his assets from her since her never signed a prenuptial agreement back when they got married 15 years ago.

 

Pamela Anderson is missing the Big Penis

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Being the hopelessly romantic that she is, Pamela Anderson has lamented to British tabloids that the absence of a giant cock to hold her at night has left a huge void in her heart: “I always get my heart broken… It’s not so bad being single. I miss sex. It helps me relax. And I’m so unrelaxed at the moment.”

Considering that the above does not count as news to anyone other than that tribe of Hawaiians trapped at the core of Mauna Loa volcano about a hundred years ago, we’re just going to divert your attention to things that might be news to you. Like for example, Pamela Anderson looking like a grilled frittata with tits on her way to somewhere. Oh, wait, this also has happened before, hasn’t it? Ok, how about the fact that she’s barefoot and she could catch something that could slowly kill her, that must count for something, right? Oh, crap, a bunch of 80’s rockers’ penises already did that, didn’t they? Right, we give up.

 

Celebrity Moms Kate Gosselin & Pamela Anderson Join DWTS!

The new lineup for Dancing with the Stars has just been announced. Some of the celebs fighting for the mirror ball trophy are Beverly Hills, 90210 star Shannen Doherty, figure skater Evan Lysacek and Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

But perhaps the most talked-about celebs to hit the dance floor are mothers. With 10 children between the two of them, Kate Gosselin and Pamela Anderson will be cutting a mean rug alongside their hunky dance partners.

And according to Us, Kate is fitting in nicely with her new pals at DWTS. "Kate was so nice," a set source says. "Everyone loved her. She was funny and cordial and accommodating." Adds the insider: "It was a surprise!"

 

Angela Kinsey Shares Breast-Feeding Stories

Fans of the hit comedy The Office are looking forward to meeting the newest member of the cast, Jim (John Krasinski) and Pam's (Jenna Fischer) baby! Thanks to real-life mom Angela Kinsey, we may find some true-to-life stories that many working moms have experienced themselves included in the episode.

The actress, who welcomed daughter Isabel Ruby in May 2008, and was back on the set of The Office when Isabel was eight weeks old, pitched some ideas to the writers, saying,

“I actually went to the writers and tried to pitch them some breast-feeding jokes. I came back to work when my child was eight weeks old, and not to over-share, but I had to pump. That’s a working mom’s life if you want to breast-feed. We had to take pump breaks all day. Our female writers on the show don’t have children, so I pulled them aside. I don’t know what they used or didn’t use, but it’s a fun episode.”

The new episode, titled Delivery Part 1 & 2, airs this Thursday (March 4), on NBC.

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The New “Stars” That Will Be Dancing

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Saying that these people are “stars” is kind of stretching it. It’s similar to calling Lady Gaga a woman. Sure, she has shown off a camel toe or two but can we really confidently call her a woman? I think not.

The new lineup of these faux stars is: Kate Gosselin, Olympian Evan Lysacek, Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger, Chad Ochocinco, hot sports journalist Erin Andrews, Aiden Turner, “Reno 911″ star Niecy Nash, Pamela Anderson, Buzz Aldrin and Shannen Doherty. It’s neat that there are some honest to God famous people that are going to be in the show – Buzz Aldrin? Seriously? He’s been to the moon, people. That’s awesome. It’s better than the pop culture sluts that constitute the rest of the show.

After the slop that was on television so far this year (The Bachelor comes to mind) it may be entertaining to watch a different reality sho…

Is this show freaking serious? “Bachelor” Jake Pavelka is on this season? We give up. Hollywood officially sucks. Bring on the B list stars, boring sex tapes without Kim Kardashian, and Britney Spears’ sagging chesticles. WE GIVE UP.

 

Pamela Anderson does NYC Fashion Week. Clothes not involved as usual

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Pamela Anderson walked the catwalk for her and Guy Richie’s Muse line during NYC Fashion Week and judging from the fact that one of Frankenstein’s bride also strutted her sutured body parts on the runway (see pics), this was a show more about dazzling the crowd with sick, Hepatitis-ridden vaginas and sawn on chest bowling balls than clothes. We’re not 100% sure how this whole fashion thing works, but at this point we’re going to assume the audience was just as idiotic as those folks in The Emperor’s New Clothes story because they seemed to be enthralled by what was on display…unless of course Pamela Anderson’s coochie crabs are high couture and we have no idea what we’re talking about.

 

Pamela Anderson’s got sparkling nipples!

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Here’s Pamela Anderson flaunting her boobs and giving a glimpse of her nips at some lame fashion show. Her outfit for the day is nothing short of stunning, but my immediate reaction is stoned eyes and a big sigh. And I don’t even know why! I guess I don’t need to cover those nips and boobies with NSFW stars, because those are already dusted with sparkle... plus those are not even 100 percent natural! No hard feelings Pam, I’m just exercising my right to speak the truth. Scope out the gallery after the jump.
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Olympian Chad Hedrick Shares Victory With Family

US speed skater Chad Hedrick was cheered on to a bronze medal finish yesterday by his two biggest fans: His wife Lynsey Adams and their adorable daughter Hadley, 11 months.

The 33-year-old Olympian says it was a thrill to have his family in amongst the throngs of fans at the Richmond Olympic Oval in British Columbia, Canada.

"It was great to have my family here with me," he tells US. "I could look up into the stands and see my wife and daughter watching me, and it was amazing."

In an exclusive interview with Celebrity Baby Scoop last year, Chad revealed that his baby girl was a "big motivator" as he prepared for the Olympics, saying, "I gotta tell you… I have no intention of losing ever, but certainly not when my baby girl is watching! If I’m going to miss one second of her life, and I’m missing plenty of them, then you can be sure I’m going to use those seconds to be as prepared to make them count as I can. She’s a big motivator in my skating right now."

The adoring dad is proud of more than just his new medal, which he'll receive at tonight's victory ceremony: "In just one week of being here, [Hadley] has taken her first steps in Pampers Village... and has learned to say Daddy," he boasts. "Hadley is learning so much."

 

Pamela Anderson nips out, only 20 people cared enough to pay to see it

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Pamela Anderson was in Miami Tuesday in order to take part in a fashion show at The Play club promoting A*Muse Line, the clothing line she and Richie Rich created. Tickets were $25 for the event, but for anywhere between $20,000 to $50,000 someone could sit in the VIP room with her and presumably get to fondle some over-stretched titty surface (we’re just assuming seeing that these are desperate times).

Pamela Anderson did the best she could to draw a crowd (see dress tucked in g-string and torpedoes ready to go all Pearl Harbor with the sign of a camera flash), but unfortunately only 20 people turned out to see her “accidentally” stir a cocktail with her nipple while bending to sign an autograph.

At this point, and because we’re pretty sure she’d be willing to fan old-man balls with her mouth for a fiver if asked to, we’d like to chime in and suggest she starts promoting herself to the indigenous tribes of the Amazon. We heard they just got hooked up to the internet so it would be a good chance to get the uninitiated turned on to a classic.

 

Loaded recycles Lindsay Lohan’s shrivelled ass, ads color to it

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For those of you who haven’t had enough of Lindsay Lohan’s coke-ravaged ass cheeks (here squeezed real hard so she could squirt standing) the first time around, and not enough sensibility to realize that a monkey with bald patches wearing a tutu and crapping on the toilet offends the senses less, here’s your chance to revel Lindsay on the crapper trying to get rid of a pubic hair attempting to block her airways or Lindsay creating an atomic cloud while her crotch fleas are attacking the unsuspected model’s genitals, courtesy of Loaded’s March issue (recycled from NY Magazine’s)…in color this time…so we can go beyond slight dizziness and experience full-on nausea.

And while we’re on the subject of Lindsay and the toilet, Lindsay’s new way of resurrecting her career is by means of fellating a 77-year old Austrian tycoon named Richard Lugner (see pic), who is paying her to go to the Wiener Opernball (Vienna Opera Ball) with him next month after she’s done giving his wienerschnitzel a tour of her dilapidated private parts. Lugner is known for his passion at “erecting old filling stations” (sounds about right) and regularly uses botox to look like George Clooney. In the past, he has paid Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Dita Von Teese to go to the opera with him.

 

David Hasselhoff’s Daughter: “He’s The Best Dad In The World!”

Despite his public family issues, including a messy divorce from Pamela Bach and problems with alcoholism, David Hasselhoff is still fortunate enough to receive the praise of his youngest daughter.

“He’s the best dad in the world,” Hayley Amber Hasselhoff, 17, tells E! at the Pee-wee Herman Show opening, on Wednesday night (January 20) at LA Live. “It comes off like he isn’t, and that’s why hurts the most. He is there for me 24/7.”

 

Pamela Anderson, or a cardboard cut-out from 1989, in UK’s Loaded

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Just in time to celebrate her successful two-week endeavor to give drunken Brits their first theatrical erection as the eager genie in Aladdin:The Pantomime (blasted by critics by the way) UK’s Loaded featured Pamela Anderson with her hair extensions and overly abused titties out next to her second favorite thing in the world after a penis wrapped in a 20 dollar bill.

And just in case you bought the whole “Pam hasn’t aged a day since she was pretending to save drowning teenagers with her wet nipples” thing, here’s a few pictures that have not been blessed by the magic wand of photoshop to bring you down to earth. It’s like being the Gringe Who Stole Christmas here, but we do not condone erections under false pretenses…it’s in our ethics handbook.

 

British men still have a taste for cured meat: Pamela Anderson’s Genie in Aladdin boosts UK sales by 800%

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Pamela Anderson made her stage debut yesterday in London as the Genie in the pantomime Aladdin and as firecrotches with a propensity to survive and thrive even after nuclear blasts, this one managed to have half the British men in the audience drilling into their front seat with their penis and giving the guy seating there a spinal tap.

Although this is a child’s play, most of the tickets were sold to adult men which proves that British men not only have questionable chompers, they also have bad vision, or at the very least a taste for expired, mildew-strewn coochie.

Pamela, who is earning 50,000 British Pounds for her two-shows a day two-week run, stays on stage for less than 15 minutes and much of that involves her being on her knees and trying to convince Aladdin she can fulfill any wish he may have…that is assuming most of them start with the word Hepatititis and end in penis jaundice.

 

Pamela Anderson is launching a music career;and by that we mean she gets to sing one word…for real

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Pamela Anderson is launching a pop career which might turn out to be even more successful than that of Paris Hilton…and since it involves her singing a single word, it will definitely be more cruelty-free.

The “actress” (we will explain the quotations in a moment) is preparing to release a track called High, which is about the fashion world, her friend Richie Rich has revealed.

Richie told the New York Post newspaper: “We are recording a pop single together. Pamela says she wants to sing, but nothing too difficult, so she’s just going to sing the word ‘high’ over and over.”

This is in line with Pammy’s endeavors to re-launch her acting career: playing a mute Genie in the pantomime Aladdin in a London theater. Promoters of the show, fearful the current state of her face would scare away the child inside all men contemplating buying tickets used a 6-year old poster of hers to advertise her role.

And they said Pam has jumped the shark…eat your words all you haters out there!

 

Hasselhoff’s Ex Arrested For Drunk Driving Too?


“Hoff’s” ex-wife was arrested again over the weekend for driving while hammered. Ironically enough, she was popped the same day Michael Knight was found by their daughter doing the funky chicken :

This past weekend was anything but good for actor David Hasselhoff and his ex-wife Pamela Bach.  David was taken by ambulance to the hospital after suffering a seizure, while Bach was arrested and went to jail the same day for a DUI.

This is the second DUI this year for Bach.  In March, she pleaded no contest to her first.  California law mandates jail time for a second offense. CHP picked up Pamela on Saturday night on the 101 freeway near Laurel Canyon Blvd.  A spokesman for the L.A.P.D. said that she was taken into custody at the Van Nuys jail and later released on her own recognizance.

Bach’s publicist told People magazine that there was no bail, and that his client was fine and would deal with this situation. The actress released her own statement, revealing that she is “remorseful and mortified” about the incident and that she and her daughters are “going through a really difficult time between David being in the hospital and dealing with the divorce.”

The legal limit in California is .08 and Bach’s registered levels were .13 and .14 according to police records. After spending two days in the hospital, David is home and doing well.  No further explanation regarding the reported seizure has been given.

Bach has been arrested for driving drunk before, so this is nothing new to their family. Hoff’s poor daughters have some pieces of work for parents, we will tell you that much. SMH

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David Hasselhoff released from psychiatric hold, ex-wife gets charged with DUI

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Not a very pleasant weekend for The Hoff and his ex-missus as it seems they both opted to have a romantic date with the bottle. And while David’s excuse was, as usual, his medication doing weird and nasty things to him, Pamela Bach’s excuse was, well, his “condition” pushing her over the top.

David Hasselhoff was released on Sunday afternoon after a 48-hour stay at a Los Angeles hospital. According to Radar Online, the staff at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center could have legally held “The Hoff” for 72 hours under California law, but his health apparently deemed that he was in good enough condition to leave.

Hasselhoff was originally hospitalized on Friday after experiencing some seizures. Reports are that he had consumed alcohol in the two days prior to the incident and that he was also on anti-seizure medication.

Meanwhile, his ex-wife, Pamela Bach, who has her own history of alcohol abuse, was arrested in Los Angeles around 8 p.m. Saturday after getting pulled over by the California Highway Patrol and then flubbing a sobriety test. She had breathalyzer tests of .14 and .13, the CHP said, well above the legal limit of .08. Bach was booked at the Van Nuys Jail, and released Sunday morning.

She is due in court in Van Nuys on Dec. 24.

Although David’s lawyer denied him being hospitalized at all and told E!News all rumors were false, his ex-wife confirmed it while talking to TMZ.

“I am remorseful and mortified,” she was quoted as telling TMZ. “I am going through a really difficult time between David being in the hospital and dealing with the divorce.”

Pamela told the site she would be attending an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting later in the day.

 

Pamela Anderson’s still trying to scare the cashiers into giving her free groceries

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Here’s Pamela Anderson without her arsenal of concealer, base, font de teint, powder, blush, false eye lashes, mascara, liquid eyeliner, eye brow pencil, eye shadow, bronzer and of course old-hag friendly camera flash (our knowledge of female weapons of deceit were obtained through true manly means, aka, have banged a make-up artist who was really committed to her work) trying to spread chaos and panic to her local supermarket in Malibu. Next time we need a warning so we can put our night vision goggles on. That way we’re at least mentally prepared about entering into a war zone…

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Pamela Anderson Tells Sons About Infamous Home Video

Not only is she facing the wrath of her Playboy posing past with her two sons - Brandon, 12, and Dylan, 11 - Pamela Anderson is now fessing up about the infamous home video showing her and the boys' father, Tommy Lee, in their most intimate of moments.

In an interview with British talk show host Jeremy Kyle, the 42-year-old former Baywatch babe admits how she told her children about the sex tape after appearing in the film Borat.

I knew kids were going to watch the film [Borat] and there was a reference to the tape in the movie and they're that age and, you know, people are going start saying things," Pamela said. "I just said, 'Look, mommy and daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything, everything was videotaped, and you’re probably going hear about something at school," she said of the home porn.

Pamela also opened up about taking cocaine in the past. "Well I’ve tried it and I don’t like it. I'm completely hyper and it actually doesn’t work for me." She said cocaine is the strongest drug she has taken, although she admitted, "I’ve dabbled in things."

 

Pamela Anderson on how she scarred her sons for life(see sex tape with daddy)

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Jenna Jameson: “I Worry About What My Sons Think”

Jenna Jameson, retired porn star and adult industry mogul, is struggling with the same predicament that faces Pamela Anderson: How do I tell my sons about my past career choices? In a recent appearance on Oprah, the 35-year-old mother-of-two says she's proud of her success, yet wonders what life would be like if she never entered the pornographic industry.

Jenna is now retired from the industry and is a stay-at-home mom to 7-month-old boys, Jesse and Journey. The world's most famous porn star says she struggled with infertility for years, and now that she has children, she faces a new struggle. How is she planning to explain her pornographic past to her sons?

The moment you become a porn star, you will always be a porn star for the rest of your life," says Jenna. "I don’t know exactly what I’m going to say to my sons, but I do know that I want them to understand that their mother loves them. I don’t worry about what people think. I worry about what my sons think.”

As a young starlet in the adult film industry, Jenna says she had a specific vision throughout her career. "I wanted to be the number one porn star in the world, and I wanted to do it with dignity," she says. "I wanted to change things because this industry was run by men."

 

We Need To Stop This Violence: 1 Year Old Toddler Killed In Drive-By


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Some gang members in South Carolina murdered 1 yr-old Shaniyah Burden and others when they did a drive-by on a family function:

A South Carolina mother fruitlessly tried to shield her 20-month-old toddler from a barrage of bullets in a drive-by shooting that killed the baby and…… two adults and injured at least five others, relatives said Tuesday. Relatives said the victims were playing cards Monday night in the front yard of the small beige bungalow in the small town of Walterboro when a car pulled up and opened fire.

“Everybody was sitting outside. Instead of shooting at one guy, they shot at everybody,” said Dominique Adams, 21, a cousin who lives nearby. “The mother, she tried to shield the baby, but the bullet went through the baby’s head and through the mother’s arm.” Colleton County Coroner Richard Harvey said Charles Kittrell, 45, died at the scene. The baby, Shaniyah Burden, and Christopher Powell, 21, died at hospitals.

Adams identified the mother as Aleshia Kittrell, 24, saying she had been taken to Colleton Medical Center, but the hospital did not confirm she was a patient. The motive for the shootings was unknown, but some relatives and neighbors suspected it was gang-related. No arrests have been reported. Officers were looking for a black car with one headlight, Police Capt. Ken Dasen said. He referred other questions to the State Law Enforcement Division. A SLED spokeswoman said she couldn’t immediately provide details.

Bessie Kittrell, 69, said she lost her son, Charles, a grandson, Christopher, and a great-granddaughter in the shooting. She said she almost lost a second great-grandchild: Powell had put his 8-month-old son inside the house a short time before the shooting. “It’s a good thing he put his baby in the house earlier or they would have killed that one, too,” Bessie Kittrell said.

A friend of the family, Pamela Overton, 49, said the shooting was gang-related and that Powell had been shot at before. “These people here are low-key people, they are common people, they don’t bother anybody. The lady in this house raised me. She was like a mother to me,” Overton said of Powell’s mother.

“The vendetta is probably something stupid, over a girl or something, but this is the second time this young man has been targeted.” Overton said. “He was like my littler brother, I loved him. I just saw him the other day. They are very good people, just common folk, hardworking people.” She said the younger man did not live at the house. Ella Adams, who said she was Powell’s aunt, said she did not believe her nephew was being targeted.

“It was a gang, but the people they shot were not in the gang,” Adams said. “You’re not safe in your own yard. That’s what they are saying.” Adams said people often stopped by Kittrell’s house to ask to play cards. “Perhaps one of the gang members was in there,” she said. Ginni Keeling, 22, who identified herself as a cousin of the family who lived nearby, said they often played cards and watched television in the front yard of the house.

“I’ve been over here since I was 13 years old. I ain’t never seen anything like this,” she said. Keeling said she’d left the scene about 15 minutes before the shooting with her two young children and she got a call from another relative at the scene of the shooting.

This sounds like a mess all the way around, which is even more of a reason for us to stop this kind of ignorance for the future of the children… literally.

R.I.P. Shaniyah

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