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Dita Von Teese Launches Lingerie Line TONIGHT At Bloomingdales NYC

Are you ready New York?  The queen of the new burlesque, Dita Von Teese is officially releasing her lingerie line Dita Von Teese at Bloomingdales tonight at 6PM. She has been promoting the event on her social media sites and is asking for those interested to please attend.  (All of these photos are from her [...]
 

Nicole Scherzinger is banging everybody now

Here’s Nicole Scherzinger after her “date” with rapper Drake at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood last night, just five days after splitting from boyfriend Lewis Hamilton and just a couple of days after she was seeing getting cozy with X-factor’s presenter Steve Jones. Although it’s safe to say that last one was Paula’s fault for spiking her Pepsi and making Steve Jones magically transform into a delicious cloud of black penis. Anyway, on to more important things. If you squint hard enough you can see her panties in this shot. I’ll be expecting the Pulitzer on my mantel by tomorrow!

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.26.2011)

Courtney Stodden should take lessons from Shauna Sand on how to not get kicked from a pumpkin patch. “You make sure you always bring kids with you and when you flash your beaver be respectful to the pumpkins.”

Chaz Bono continues to slowly kill America with his creepy flat man-boobs.

Marilyn Manson started eating children early for Halloween.

Robin Williams just got married, which means we now have to be subjected to old folk make-out (in Paris).

Katy Perry’s crotch is trying to bring seizures about with its strobe lights.

Olivia Wilde going to her first directorial movie “Free Hugs”. I’m guessing she’s in need of a hug…or a fondle?What? Am I reading that slit wrong?

JLo’s youngest less attractive, less rich, less young-looking sister would like to sink those chompers in that Versace-clad back wouldn’t she?

Geri Halliwell wore that to support George Michael at his concert. “Thanks Geri. Now I’m assuming there’s a penis tucked underneath, otherwise I’ll have to return it. Tag’s still attached?”

Michelle Obama, really, really wants to eat that worm.

Denise Richards enjoying the new house Charlie Sheen bought for her.  “Charlie is the best father anyone could have. And his hookers are very nice and descent people, we’re all going to a picnic of love next week. God I love my new driving range!!!”

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Lindsay Lohan flashes her panties

Lindsay Lohan flashed her flowery panties the other night, and before you gasp in shock that she’s actually wearing panties, she’s in France. So hookery/fund-raising have to be done with elegance and sophistication. “Excuse moi, monsieur, may i have a glass of chardonnay? What does 10 euro mean? I don’t understand! Do you take beaver?”

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Kate Hudson flashed her panties

Kate Hudson was out with her baby-daddy Matt Bellamy, lead singer of the Muse the other night when she got drunk and pulled a Britney. Without even blinking. Is it me, or do chicks who have given birth to kids (ok, and Paris Hilton, but you can argue that she’s given birth to other things that still haunt/itch the brave and fool ones equally) don’t care if the world sees their crotch? So you wanna get a picture of this? I’ve had two kids, so it’s your night terror, you bastard! Hah, who has the last laugh now?? 

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Rihanna has the fashion sense of a drunken beetle

Here’s Rihanna coming out of a restaurant in Santa Monica last night, and in a couple of pics below wondering about in NYC during Fashion Week, doing the best she can to erase all beautiful memories/erections from her Armani Underwear photo shoot pics (also below). Clearly butt-grinding every male Haitian during the month of August has left her exhausted and unable to make non-ridiculous fashion choices.

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Selena Gomez Flashed Her Panties…A Tiny Bit

Here is Selena Gomez wearing short shorts on Miami Beach where a lightning fast paparazzi managed to snap a picture of a tiny little upskirt moment. (See here and here)… Well, we say “upskirt” but it wasn’t really an upskirt. Since the panty flasher in question is actually wearing shorts. Which means it’s the rarer, though no less thrilling, upshorts. Though frankly, as long as we see even the tiniest hint of panty, we don’t care what sort of garment is partially covering them. It’s all semantics, anyway… and semantics is nowhere near as enthralling as panties.

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By Golly, It’s Kate Middleton Flashing Her Royal Ass

Here are Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (better known by her commoner name Kate Middleton) and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge arriving at Calgary Airport in style, bottoms out. Cuz don’t have to be a reality star to get exposed on camera…sometimes all it takes is a windy day, a flowing dress, and a newly minted princess who’s constantly followed by paparazzi (we really haven’t learned anything from the Diana story). Pippa Middleton is not the only one who can show a little skin…

Reminds me of when I used to hang out in the mall all night in jr high waiting for hot chicks to go up the escalators.

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Happy Memorial Day! Here, Have a No Panties Upskirt Picture of Halle Berry

The brave Ms. Berry ventured out of the house without putting on her unmentionables, much to the delight of us and ours. So happy Memorial Day, good people! We couldn’t think of a more fitting gift to offer you.

And she seems to think so as well, judging by the welcoming spread of her arms. We love when a woman not only dresses for panty-less upskirt shots, but practically invites them with her smile.

 

Pippa Middleton Flashed Her Panties

So, is Pippa Middleton destined to be a fixture of tabloids and sites full of sexy celebrities up to no good (like yours truly!) from here on out? Of course she is, silly. Firstly, she’s the sister of a princess, which makes her notable to the press, and secondly…well, damn, she keeps finding ways to get our attention.

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Uma Thurman Gives Us a Look at Her Panties Twice in one Week

If, like us, you’ve long nurtured a not-so-secret crush on the gorgeous and talented Uma Thurman, then today’s your lucky day: Uma’s panties! Not once, but twice! The one above is from Wednesday night when she was at a party aboard a yacht in Cannes for the film festival. While the one at the bottom of this post is from last week.

And for those of you who don’t have a crush on the woman who killed Bill… we don’t understand you, and you’re dead to us.

This one from about a week ago:

 

Emma Watson’s Dress Fails Her Twice, Exposing a Nipple & Panties

Harry Potter star Emma Watson revealed a little too much flesh when she suffered the feared double wardrobe malfunction en route to a pre-Baftas party last night. A piece of tape which was supposed to be keeping her dress in place came undone, exposing her titty and areola. Not only that but her panties were on full show too as she got out of the car. What she would have given for a cloak of invisibility that night.

I’d like to put my magic wand into her Chamber of Secrets. But not after buying her a wig… Don’t tell me you weren’t expecting a crude Harry Potter sex joke.

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Candice Swanepoel & Alessandra Ambrosio Want Your Love

Here are Victoria’s Secret supermodels Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio in sexy little underwear, because they are now part of some new campaign called “Love Me”, which I’m guessing is Valentine’s Day related. Either way I’m happy to love them. I’m just trying to figure out which one of these two is my favorite. Both are perfect, like a rainbow on a sunny day or a bunch of kittens falling asleep on the couch or a drunk prostitute leaving without charging you. Perfection.

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Adriana Lima Does Sexy Faces While Wearing Underwear

Here are some sexy Victoria’s Secret lingerie pictures starring the bust of Ariana Lima. Obviously I knew that Adriana Lima’s breasts were spectacular, she’s a supermodel and that’s just part of the job, but I had no idea they were THIS spectacular. My jaw dropped so far when I saw these pictures that it hit me in the nut-sack. I just spoke to my attorney and if I’m ever in a coma, as part of my Do Not Resuscitate order I want Adriana to smother me to death with those things. What a way to go that would be. I suggest you do the same, it’s a pretty standard request, any half decent attorney can draw it up for you.

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Alicia Arden is Drunk and Wants You to Look at Her Panties

The chances are you probably don’t know who Alicia Arden is, that is unless you’re an enthusiastic General Hospital fan, but if you aren’t, then that doesn’t matter since I’m sure you are a huge fan of drunk celebrities and upskirt pictures. While some celebrities prefer to “accidentally” reveal their panties to the public, Alicia Arden here needs no such front for her exhibitionism. No, this woman proudly displays her panties to the public. And heaven’s angels bless her for it.

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Say Hi to Gwyneth Paltrow’s Panties

Look who thinks she’s a British pop star now, none other than her royal highness herself, Gwyneth Paltrow. But don’t worry Gwyneth, you know how it is: you’re in a rush to get somewhere, you duck and roll out of a moving vehicle, and some ignorant photographer snaps a pic of your undies. Apparently he doesn’t know you are the mastermind who writes GOOP.

I’m just surprised she doesn’t put a doily over her vagina to protect its fine finish from scratches. Only peasants wear regular underpants you know.

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Olivia Munn Wearing See Through Panties on Maxim Cover

Olivia Munn covers the February 2011 issue of Maxim Magazine, wearing, well, barely anything… So geeks everywhere, rejoice! Actually red-blooded men everywhere, REJOICE! Sadly though I can’t seem to be able to see anything through those panties, no matter how long I stare.

It has to be said that Olivia has many redeeming features, but as her apparently over stint on The Daily Show proved, comedy is not one of them, which makes me think this new comedy show she has on NBC called ‘Perfect Couples’ will be a big fat flop. From her interview with Maxim Magazine:

“It’s about three different couples and how these six people interact with each other,” she said. “There’s the seemingly normal couple, and then there’s a couple that fights and screams and has sex all the time and suddenly gets back together, and then there’s the seemingly perfect couple. That’s the one I’m in.”

So umm it’s Friends? But with more sex? Great to see that NBC is still clinging onto that old formula.

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AnnaLynne McCord leaves Shane West a “pantying” gift

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After weekend images of Lindsay Lohan’s rhematoid crotch were twirling in our mind like brainworms, we were starting to think it would be days until recovery was on its way, but thanks to fellow panty brigade member, AnnaLynne McCord, the balance in the universe has now been restored.

AnnaLynne McCord was leaving Shane West’s birthday party at Bardot nightclub on Saturday when she flashed her panties…proving that when it’s in your blood, even a tight, knee-length dress won’t stop you from “spreading” happiness all around you..

Devon Aoki, Camille Guaty and Rachel Wood (who is rumoured to be dating Shane West) also attended the star-studded party.