Here’s Nicole Scherzinger after her “date” with rapper Drake at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood last night, just five days after splitting from boyfriend Lewis Hamilton and just a couple of days after she was seeing getting cozy with X-factor’s presenter Steve Jones. Although it’s safe to say that last one was Paula’s fault for spiking her Pepsi and making Steve Jones magically transform into a delicious cloud of black penis. Anyway, on to more important things. If you squint hard enough you can see her panties in this shot. I’ll be expecting the Pulitzer on my mantel by tomorrow!
Courtney Stodden should take lessons from Shauna Sand on how to not get kicked from a pumpkin patch. “You make sure you always bring kids with you and when you flash your beaver be respectful to the pumpkins.”
Lindsay Lohan flashed her flowery panties the other night, and before you gasp in shock that she’s actually wearing panties, she’s in France. So hookery/fund-raising have to be done with elegance and sophistication. “Excuse moi, monsieur, may i have a glass of chardonnay? What does 10 euro mean? I don’t understand! Do you take beaver?”
Here’s Rihanna coming out of a restaurant in Santa Monica last night, and in a couple of pics below wondering about in NYC during Fashion Week, doing the best she can to erase all beautiful memories/erections from her Armani Underwear photo shoot pics (also below). Clearly butt-grinding every male Haitian during the month of August has left her exhausted and unable to make non-ridiculous fashion choices.
