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Paris Hilton bares it all… sort of

Using nothing but her arm and strategically positioned greenery, Paris Hilton gives the world what it wants – a look at her body. I like Paris Hilton but it’s one of those guilty pleasure sort of things. She’s a spoiled brat. She’s a fame whore. She’s everything I hate in a celeb, but for some reason, I like her. She isn’t the most attractive girl in the world. She has a sort of man-ish thing going on, but she has one heck of a body. I guess she’s got that going for her. The only thing I don’t like about her is the same thing I don’t like about AnnaLynne McCord except multiplied – she’s too damn skinny. I guess coke does that to a person though. Remember when Paris said she didn’t use drugs? I know, I laughed too. I love this kooky, vapid chick. I won’t apologize for that.

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Paris Hilton’s Hippie Bikini!

Now that Paris Hilton isn’t filming herself having sex…we really don’t hear much about her anymore. However, we just saw these pictures of her and thought they were worthy of their own post. She looks like she gained a little bit of weight (which is a good thing) she used to be way too skinny.

She was hanging out poolside with her rumored boyfriend DJ Afrojack; he was playing a set for the crowd. He is actually producing her new album, which makes me hate him. I know he has to be the “supportive” boyfriend and act like Paris has some kind of talent, but at some point you just have to let her know she sucks. Don’t waste time and money producing a crappy album for her just because you want to get lucky.

The album is supposed to feature collaborations with LMFAO and Flo Rida, so that means it is really going to suck. I would say that she just needs to stick with acting, but she is not really good at that either. What is she good at again? Having a famous last name? Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini!

 

Kim Kardashian Responds to Jon Hamm’s Insulting Comments!

As we reported a couple of days ago, ‘Mad Men’ star Jon Hamm went on a little rant and basically called Kim Kardashian a “f*cking idiot” and said that it just doesn’t make sense to him that society rewards these kind of people. Basically he was just being a huge jealous douche and now Kim Kardashian is firing back.

“Calling someone who runs their own business, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, ‘stupid,’ is in my opinion careless. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another.” she wrote on her twitter.

Very mature and she handled that a lot better than Mr. Hamm. You might not like the content the Kardashians provide, but that doesn’t mean they are idiots. You can call Kim Kardashian a lot of things, fake, slutty, annoying, greedy, slutty…did I say slutty? But I don’t think it is fair to call her an idiot. Kim Kardashian Responds to Jon Hamm’s Insulting Comments! Kim Kardashian Responds to Jon Hamm’s Insulting Comments! Kim Kardashian Responds to Jon Hamm’s Insulting Comments!

 

Paris Hilton in thigh high stockings and heels

Here’s the deal with me and Paris Hilton. Sometimes I love her for reasons I’ll never be able to explain. Other times, I have a strong dislike for her for reasons I’ll also never be able to explain. In a nutshell, Paris Hilton confuses me. It’s like this – I’m not very good at the typical girl things. I’m not that into fashion but I do know what I like and what I don’t like. It just so happens that I love the vast majority of what I see Paris wearing. These shots from Beverly Hills show another example of Paris wearing something I feel I should hate but actually really like. I could actually see myself wearing that. I probably never would, but I could see myself wanting to. I like the tights. Somehow, Paris has paired them with the perfect outfit to make them look nice instead of completely trashy. I’m not sure there are many other women out there that would be able to do that. Do I love Paris? I’m not entirely sure but I love these pictures.

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Were We Close to Getting More Naked Pictures of Paris Hilton?

Paris Hilton already has a sex tape out, but apparently she still might have some “naughty” stuff on her cell phone. Because when it went missing at a party she “lost it” at least that is what the New York Post is reporting… Paris Hilton flew into a panic that her personal pictures could be leaked after she lost her phone while partying at the Simple Life House, the scene of Sundance’s late-night soirees. A source told us, “One phone was found full of pictures of girls in porn-style poses. Everyone thought that was Paris’ phone, but it wasn’t. Another phone, with a dead battery, was later recovered and was handed back to Paris 24 hours later.”   Hey now! We don’t know for sure that she was flipping out cause there were nude pictures on her phone. Maybe she was just freaking out because she lost her cell phone? A lot of people would be freaking out if they lost their cell phone. Cell phones gets treated better than the mailman these days. …That was my best attempt at trying to have her back. I think we all know she probably has some pretty naughty pictures on her cell phone, it’s Paris Hilton! I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a couple of new Paris Hilton sex tapes floating around, but people are just not interested enough to buy it. They’re probably on the clearance aisle for sex tapes. No one cares about Paris Hilton or her tits anymore. Plus her sex tape was pretty boring…at least that is what I have heard. I didn’t watch it or anything.  
 

The Spank Bank for 1/4/12 (Details on new Photo Gallery inside)

Well, today is a very special Spank Bank! Before we get to the pictures from today, I want to introduce you all to our new photo gallery! Now, you can search through and find your favorite pictures. There is even a special category for “babes” in which you will find…babes. Imagine that, huh? So, if you ever need some extra Spank Bank material, the photo gallery is the place to go. The photo gallery doesn’t end there, though. It has a ton of celebrity pictures, you can even check out all of the celebrity mugshots in the “humor” category. Go check it out! Now let’s get to who made the Spank Bank list today… Paris Hilton: I am not the biggest fan of Paris Hilton, but you can’t deny the fact that she is a pretty sexy lady. You can see her in the pictures below posing topless for FHM! These are some of the hottest Paris Hilton pictures I have seen in a long time. Sharni Vinson: I am guessing these pictures are from the holidays since she is wearing a Santa hat. So, these pictures might have been around for a week or so, but I haven’t seen them! So, they’re new to me and her backside is too yummy to pass up. Lily Aldridge: She is a supermodel…of course. She’s doing supermodel things in the pictures below. What are “supermodel things?” oh, you know! Wearing lingerie and sticking your ass in the air for everyone to see, stuff like that. Lauren Sanchez: Apparently she is a co-host on Good Day LA and I can see why it’s a “Good” day if she is greeting you every morning. Forget Folgers; give me some Lauren Sanchez in my cup!
 

Paris Hilton in back baring dress

Paris Hilton is kind of like olives for me. Sometimes I’m in the mood for them and sometimes I’m not. My opinion of Paris, just like my opinion of olives, changes dramatically depending on my mood. Today I’m having a Paris is okay sort of day. That could be because I happen to think she looks exceptionally attractive in these photos. I don’t like the black tights with the dress and I’m not sure I love the cut of the dress in the front, but I will admit it flatters her body very well. These pictures, taken in LA, do little to quiet the “Paris Hilton is a spoiled little princess” comments considering the car she’s driving but I honestly don’t think Paris cares in the least. I find that appealing in a weird way. I love a girl who just lives her life and doesn’t care what people think of her and Paris is definitely that kind of girl. Of course, if you ask me tomorrow, my opinion will probably be entirely different. It’s fun to be moody.

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Paris Hilton vacations in Bali

I just don’t know about Paris Hilton. I kind of love the girl for so perfectly representing everything that’s wrong with today’s celebrity culture but I kind of hate her for the exact same thing. Perhaps I’m just jealous. The girl doesn’t seem to have a care in the world and that’s definitely something I envy. Here in Bali, Paris looks like she’s having a great time posing for the cameras and I’ll admit, she looks pretty damn good while she’s doing it. My only real complaint about Paris’ appearance is that she has absolutely no boobs to speak of. I like a girl with curves but I also appreciate the fact that Paris hasn’t given into the pressure and pumped her chest up with implants. That’s nice for a change.

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.16.2011)

Steven Tyler is still in Hawaii assaulting our eyes. And can someone please tell me what’s going on with one of his toes (pic with scuba diving outfit). It’s literally humping the big toe!

Who wants to see how you spread gonorrhea on the beaches of Bali?

I’m pretty sure I can see Stacy Keibler’s belly button in that dress. George must be voicing concerns that they’ve been dating for too long again.

Demi Lovato took Wilder Valderrama to a wedding and then twittered her happiness over catching the bouquet. Run Wilder, run!!

Hillary Duff is showing off her swollen uterus.

Lady Gaga and her talons must be a blast cuddling up to.

Vienna Girardi is now leading the exciting life of a pig farmer after getting dumped by Kasey Kahl. I was about to start crying for her, but Eddie Cibrian’s ridiculous mustache turned my sorrow into fits of laughter.

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Paris Hilton attends a Halloween party

Say what you want about Paris Hilton but you can always count on this girl for some sort of sexy Halloween costume. In years past, she’s been a sexy sailor, a sexy prisoner and… a whole bunch of other sexy things. This year, however, I found her costume for a Halloween Party in Hollywood a little bland. I’m not exactly sure what she was supposed to be but I don’t think the dress was really that different from some of the weird, high fashion outfits she occasionally wears to any other outing. She still looks good. I was just a little disappointed. I expected to much more.

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Paris takes her crotch to the Miss Ukraine Beauty Pageant

In life there are many things that have no rhyme or reason, and making that argument even stronger was the fact that Ukranians paid to have Paris Hilton attend their Miss Ukraine contest and after-party. In usual Paris tradition, she drunk, she slurred and high-fived a bunch of comrades with her crotch when she attempted to dance. At the end of the night some were overheard wishing for the return of the cold war, or at the very least an embargo on cheap American products. Except of course Coca Cola and blue jeans.

PS: Jean Claude Van Damme was also there (see pic). Yes, he’s still alive.

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Paris Hilton Brings Out the Cleavage

Here is STD waste bin Paris Hilton at The Grove for an interview on the entertainment television news program, Extra with Mario Lopez, (the combined STD potential between these two has got to be astronomical).

Paris made sure to cover the whole place with her surprisingly nice looking cleavage, as well as showing a bit of a stomach, which has got people speculating that she is pregnant. But that is clearly bull, she just had a hefty breakfast that morning, swallowing two gallons of cum.

But God save us all if she is really pregnant, that needs to get aborted before it becomes a human/herpes virus hybrid that kills us all.

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Ass shots of Paris Hilton

The title of this one gave me some trouble. There are clearly some decent ass shots among these pictures, but can they really be called ass shots when the girl in question, Paris Hilton, barely has an ass? I mean, what ass is there is pretty nice, but it’s definitely a little lacking. No matter. I saw an article recently asking if people are over Paris. Remember a few years back when you couldn’t go online without seeing something about her? I kind of like Paris more now that she’s faded into the background a little bit. Here at the Grand Prix in Barcelona, Paris strikes all of her usual poses, but I guess you can’t hate on a girl for sticking with what works.

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Paris Hilton on The Tonight Show

There was a time when I used to really defend Paris Hilton. Sure she’s sort of the stereotypical reality store that set the mold for the dumb blonds that followed her, but there was something about her I liked. She seemed to have a sense of humor about herself that I found appealing. I suppose that’s still true, but I guess I’m just sort of over here. Here on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno in LA she looks good enough and her boobs are awesome, but I just don’t really feel anything about the pictures or her one way or the other. She’s sort of old news to me now. I can’t be the only one.

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Paris Hilton Hates Black Guys

Paris Hilton’s racism is well documented (like that infamous video of her in a club where she looked into a camera and said, “We’re like two niggers.”). In his forthcoming book Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, professional poon-chaser Neil Strauss adds another instance of Hilton horror: When she was 18, Paris apparently told Strauss she had a “one percent” rule against dating black men. “I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.”

LA Weekly provides the excerpt, in which a young Paris talks about making out with Vin Diesel before realizing he’s partly black and contemplates sexually extorting her father:

PARIS HILTON: I had a breast job when I was fourteen, but my mother made me take them out.

How old are you now?
HILTON:
I’m eighteen.

Are you working?
HILTON:
I’m thinking about posing for Playboy. They love famous people’s kids.

Like who?
HILTON:
I don’t know. And the only reason I’d do it is because when my dad finds out, he’ll pay me double the money not to do it.

Later…

HILTON: I went out with that guy last night.

Which guy?
HILTON
(points to an actor in Saving Private Ryan): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses) Does that guy look black to you?

How black does a guy have to be?
HILTON:
One percent is enough for me.

Thanks to this, hundreds of thousands of black men do not have herpes. African-American community, rejoice!

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Paris Hilton is a Nipplie Hippie

Paris Hilton was seen walking around in Beverly Hills today dressed up like a dirty hippie, a dirty hippie with rock solid nipples trying to break through her dress. I’m just legitimately surprised she has normal nipples that don’t glow green from all the STDs flowing through her veins.

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Paris Hilton and her enormous feet

People like to find one flaw on a gorgeous celebrity and run wild with it. Is it jealousy? I can’t speak for the rest of the world but for me, yeah, it totally is. I want to be gorgeous and rich although the famous part just seems like a pain in the ass. Megan Fox has a weird thumb. Nicole Kidman has her frozen forehead. Paris Hilton has… well, Paris has a lot of things. Her weird jaw, her pointy nose. There’s a lot to choose from. What I can’t get passed though is those clown feet of hers. The rest of her looks pretty hot in these pictures, but I can’t take my eyes off her feet. Of course when she opens her mouth, you can add her vapid personality to the list but in pictures, it’s always the feet for me. I take solace knowing that in a world where Paris is better than me in just about every way imaginable, I at least have normal lady-sized feet.

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Paris Hilton gets wet in Maui

And she went to the beach too. Anyway, here are some pictures of none other than Paris Hilton and her robber busting boyfriend Cy Waits as they frolic around in the waves on Maui beach. The couple are spent a romantic Christmas in Hawaii with Paris’ parents Kathy and Rick, her sister Nicky and Nicky’s boyfriend David Katzenberg. Sounds like a big, happy family reunion, but every time I imagine Christmas dinner, I can’t help but wonder if Kathy and Rick every find themselves staring at Paris wondering what went wrong. Does Godzilla have parents? If it does, I’m sure Godzilla’s parents feel the same way. “What have we created? Forgive us unleashing this terrible beast on the world!” Nah, I’m just playin’. Paris looks pretty hot. I’m sure people still care about her. Somewhere. Sometimes.

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Paris Hilton bikini fun in Hawaii

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Before the year 2010 meets its end, let me confess that I’ve been ignoring my favorite social butterfly for the whole year. Not because I’ve joined hands with her dumb critics or the love has faded, but because she’s been keeping herself away from her fun lifestyle for some weird reason. Anyway, here she’s seen enjoying herself in the exotic waters of Hawaii and offering a crash course on how to engage in some bikini fun. And giving me a good reason to write a quick post and relive old memories. I hope 2011 will be different and will strengthen our bond. Love you, Paris! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Paris Hilton and her Sister Nikki Doing Bikini Related Things in Hawaii

Marine biologists will be reporting a new, hybrid species of crab on Wailea Beach very soon. Because the Hilton sisters have invaded Hawaii with their ugliness (along with Paris’s douchebag ape of a boyfriend, Cy Waits, who incidentally has bigger tits than both the Hilton sisters put together). Well, I maybe wouldn’t say Paris and Nikki are ugly. I’d just say I don’t want to catch Herpes.

Paris’s ability to land guys has certainly taken a post-pokey downturn, hasn’t it? From the hunky spawn of the richest European families to someone who looks like the type of douche who picks drunken fights with immigrant clerks in AMPM stores over the poor choice of jerky available. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer skank.

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Paris Hilton can’t dance but is great at posing

While on their own, these pictures of Paris Hilton at the Supermartxe VIP Party at Fabrik disco in Madrid, Spain are pretty hot. She looks good, right? She’s got all the standard Paris Hilton poses included – the ‘hands behind her head checking out her own boobs’ pose, the ‘bending over and sticking out her ass as far as possible’ pose, the ‘grabbing her own ass to call attention to it’ pose – and on their own, things look fine. When you see her actually dancing though? The girl has no rhythm at all. I mean, she’s not Elaine from Seinfeld bad, but a lesson or two wouldn’t hurt her. Who am I kidding though? No one pays attention to how well she’s moving as long as she showing off tits, ass or both while she’s doing it. And we’re talking about Paris here, so she usually is.

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Paris Hilton Stars in “Knifes on a Plane”

Now if THIS isn’t super important, world changing, breaking news, then really I don’t know what is. Paris Hilton and other passengers on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Maui were taken off the plane at LAX, after a passenger on the plane found a 4-inch serrated knife in a seat pocket. The passenger brought the discovery to the attention of a flight attendant, who then called security. Paris was nice enough to call up TMZ straight away to let them know about this super important event in her life.

Good thing nobody checked Paris’ “seat pocket”, amirite? They would have found a heck of a lot more dangerous shit than a box cutter stuffed up in her box.

Someone please tell me there is a video of this. Preferably in night-vision filmed with a hand held camera.

 

Paris Hilton shows off her boobs

I like boobs as much as the next mostly straight but a little curious girl, but there’s something a little underwhelming about Paris Hilton’s fun bags. Maybe it’s the fact that if she isn’t showing off the v she’s showing off the t. It’s a little hard to get excited about seeing something you’ve seen a million times. I mean, at this point, I’ve seen Paris Hilton’s boobs almost as much as I’ve seen my own. All the same, Paris looks pretty hot as she presents Supermatxe Motorcycle Team at Hotel ME, Madrid – hotter than she’s looked in a long time. The question that begs to be asked, though, is does anyone actually care about this babe anymore? Isn’t she a little last year (or two years ago, for that matter)? I guess all that really matters is that Paris is willing to pose like a stripper every chance she gets so she can try to stay relevant. That’s really her ace in the whole, but seriously – has anyone else seen ‘Repo! A Genetic Opera’ and felt a little sad that Paris made herself such a joke that no one cared she was actually pretty good in that movie?

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Paris Hilton Loves Crotch Rockets and Leather Bodysuits

Paris Hilton is ready to hit the shift stick hard into full throttle. The socialite and heiress (and we are guessing she own considerate stock in a novelty gigantic sunglasses company) was in Spain over the weekend (December 18th) to announce the launch of her new motorcycle team, SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton (team competes in the 125cc MotoGP World Championship), and by contract, the “well noted motor sports enthusiast” is required to attend five races… probably wearing equally tight gimp outfits for each one.

There really isn’t enough Purell in the world that will get that bike clean ever again.

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Just One Pic: Paris Hilton’s sexy Christmas card

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Paris Hilton tweeted this sexy Christmas card and now we are 100 percent sure that Christmas IS here! The Social Butterfly writes,

My Christmas Card :)
Happy Holidays to Everyone!
Love Paris xoxo

Thanks for posting, Paris. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too!

P.S. This is just one of the reasons why I love these hot celebrity babes.

 

Paris Hilton Also Has a Hilarious Christmas Card

Just like on wednesday when the Addams Kardashian family released their family Christmas card, Paris Hilton sends you all “warm wishes this Holiday Season,” though, of course, she’s not wearing much to keep warm herself. Hilton sent along her annual Christmas card to RadarOnline.com, channeling a sort of Marilyn Monroe-bellhop hybrid, with plenty of sluttyness to go along with it.

And just like the Kardashian Khristmas Kard, her Christmas card just screams  Christmas. “Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas” that is…

The Paris Hilton Christmas card is #12 in this years Xmas bukaki card set.

 

Paris Hilton may or may not be wearing pants

Hey everybody look! We can see what we’ve already seen a million times but this time covered (if you can call that covered) by a thin layer of material. Who cares anymore? I demand to know. Is this still shocking? Is this still news? Paris Hilton has an ass and she appears to be quite proud of it. I can’t entirely understand why, though. It’s not really all that spectacular. It’s clear Paris wants to get her name in the headlines again so she’s flashing her rear. And it worked. I’m writing about it right now. And it will continue to work. I just hope she gets over this little habit before she’s old and grey. No one wants to see that. Well, I suppose some people do. There’s a market for everything out there these days.

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Picture Gallery: Celebrity Halloween Costume 2010

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I wait impatiently for 365 days just to embrace this special day with all my heart because Halloween never fades away without giving us some hot and weird moments. Some are hot and some are weird, but each celebrity babe is a sparkling gem when it comes to showing off their Halloween costumes. Though Heidi Klum is (and will always remain) my all-time favorite, I feel the other babes in the gallery deserve some attention too. Check out the babes in their Halloween costumes after the jump.
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Intruder arrested at Paris Hilton’s home

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An intruder has been arrested at Paris Hilton’s home. LAPD officers acted on a call on Tuesday afternoon and arrested a man on suspicion of attacking a security guard.

According to Contactmusic,

Police were called to the scene after a guard at the hotel heiress’ Los Angeles property was attacked by the suspect, who had reportedly snuck past a security gate yesterday afternoon (12.10.10) and attempted to gain access to the house. Mulholland Estates - the gated community where Paris lives - was then alerted to the scene when the intruder banged on the 29-year-old star’s door. Los Angeles Police Department officers promptly arrived at the property and arrested the man on suspicion of battery.

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Paris Hilton Topless in Malibu

Paris Hilton has been feeling a sudden lack of attention. So to tackle that she went chilling with her tits out for a photo shoot in Malibu (although she covers those puppies up with her hand for the most part).

With all of the scandal brewing today, I guess Paris Hilton isn’t feeling the love. Apparently, all of this Kim Kardashian nudity  has scored a lot of hits for Kim and Paris wants in on the slut action. Could she be jealous of all of the publicity surrounding the reality star? Probably.

At least we now know why she hides her drugs in her snatch… She certainly couldn’t hide them in her A-cup training bra.

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Paris Hilton ditches her bikini top for hand-bra

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Here’s Paris Hilton striking a beautiful hand-bra pose and giving out a loud message that she’s handling her probation in a sensible manner, i.e., having loads of fun without any risk element. I’m not sure if this will earn her a place among the 10 hottest hand-bra babes of all time, but it’s definitely one fantasy-inducing pose. Now stop acting prude and enjoy the sexy moment without any guilt because even Wikipedia has acknowledged the power of this sexy phenomena by dedicating a special page. Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Just One Pic: Baby Paris is so -dorable!

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We all love watching pictures of celebrities in their childhood. And if it happens to be our favorite celebrity, then there’s just nothing like it! I’m not so sure about you people, but Paris Hilton just made my day by sharing this super-cute childhood photo on her Twitter page today. So cute and adorable!

 

Paris Hilton detained at Japan airport

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Paris Hilton definitely tried her best to bury the affair in a jiffy by signing an insanely costly plea deal, but the after effects of her Las Vegas cocaine bust might make things worse for her. In the latest, the socialite’s business trip to Japan was cut short by immigration officials at Tokyo’s Narita airport who are considering refusing her entry into the country because of the drug charges and sentence.

People reports,

After pleading guilty Monday to two misdemeanors in her cocaine case, the heiress flew to Japan for a business trip but was stopped by immigration officials at Tokyo’s Narita airport, according to local reports. Authorities were considering refusing Hilton, 29, entry into the country because of the drug charges and sentence, which includes a year of probation, $2,000 fine and completion of a substance-abuse program, Jiji news agency reports. Hilton has reportedly been staying at an airport hotel while the matter is resolved.

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Paris Hilton pleads guilty, avoids jail time

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The result of Paris Hilton’s Las Vegas cocaine bust is finally out, and it’s not a pleasant one for Paris. Though she has avoided the worst (a maximum sentence of four years in prison) after pleading guilty to two misdemeanor charges, the bargain didn’t come cheap. As a part of her plea deal, Paris has been handed a one-year suspended sentence and an intensive substance-abuse program. Apart from the 12-month probation, she was also slapped with a $2,000 fine and 200 hours of community service.

Contactmusic reports,

The socialite appeared in front of a Las Vegas court today (20.09.10) - following her arrest last month when cocaine was found in her possession - and admitted two offences, drug possession and obstructing an officer, but has avoided time behind bars. She is now on probation for 12 months and if she is arrested in that time, she will face a year in jail. Speaking about the Clark County Detention Center - where Paris would serve her time - Justice of the Peace Joe Bonaventure told the 29-year-old hotel heiress: “It is not the Waldorf-Astoria.” He then added: “The purpose here is to change your conduct.” Paris must also complete a substance-abuse program, pay a $2,000 fine and complete 200 hours of community service.

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So That is Where Paris Keeps her Cocaine

Paris Hilton has just been accused of having found a very creative place (and a very spacious one) to smuggle her cocaine in, the accusation is made in a “tell-all” book written by a former “Girls Gone Wild” cameraman.

The book, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday in connection with the heated lawsuit between cameraman-turned-author Ryan Simkin and “GGW” founder Joe Francis, states that Francis once asked Simkin to deliver cocaine to his friend Hilton during a photoshoot for Seventeen magazine. Hilton was leaving for Europe, Simkin writes, and he alleges he brought her a little Camel cigarette box filled with cocaine and ecstasy for her trip.

“I asked if she was flying private, and she said, ‘No, commercial.’ And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X,” Simkin writes in the book. “She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic”

Classic Paris indeed. If this is even remotely true then that begs the question if she shared the cocaine with anyone, cuz I can imagine that blow would be tainted with every STD known to man. At least the smell from there would throw off any drug sniffing dog… hell a wiff would probably kill its career there and then… poor poor dog.

 

Las Vegas Police Don’t Care if Paris is Lying

Las Vegas Police have given a statement saying that they don’t care if Paris is lying about the purse containing cocaine was hers or not, as far as they are concerned Paris can say she shits rainbow colored unicorns and they wouldn’t care if it’s true or not.

The LA Times writes:

Whether Paris Hilton owned the purse she was carrying that contained cocaine is irrelevant, Las Vegas police say.

What is important is she had possession of it with narcotics inside, they say.
Hilton has insisted the purse she was arrested with Saturday night is not hers. And in the days since, several websites have produced photos she allegedly posted on Twitter before her arrest of the purse in question.

But Las Vegas Police Metro police say what is relevant are the credit cards, cash and prescription medications inside the purse that did belong to her.
“We took the narcotics but gave her back the purse. It does not matter if she says the purse is not hers, it was in her possession,” Las Vegas Officer Barbara Morgan said in an e-mail to the Times. “I cannot tell you how many times I have found narcotics in people’s pants pockets, and they tell me the pants are not theirs. We don’t take their pants from them.”

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And to show just how far from nervous she is about the whole thing, she decided to take a little trip down to Hawaii for the weekend with her douchy boyfriend (who by the way needs to add a few squats to his daily 17 hour upper body workout routine).

Then again, why should she be nervous? She’s Queen Paris Hilton. The only punishment the police would subject her to is watching the Kardashians get more followers on Twitter.

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Guess Who Revealed: Yearbook Photos Of The Stars

Before they became rich and famous, they went to school like the rest of us!

Take a look through our slideshow and see who these gorgeous girls are.

Were your guesses correct? Any surprises?

 

Paris Hilton busted at airport with marijuana!

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It seems Paris Hilton is relying too much on pot these days. Within less than a month since her pot-bust at the World Cup in South Africa, the Social butterfly was again busted by police at an airport in Corsica for carrying less than a gram of marijuana in her purse. Reportedly, she was soon released without charge.

According to People,

Paris Hilton was held by police on the French island of Corsica and caught with less than a gram of marijuana in her purse, the Agence France-Presse reports. The heiress, 29, was stopped at the airport in Figari after arriving on a private jet from Paris on Friday. According to reports, police soon released Hilton without charging her.

However, Paris has rubbished the incident totally by tweeting two messages in the last eight hours. Read the tweets (and my reaction) after the jump.
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Video: Ke$ha on


Once upon a time, when Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were busy invading our homes and updating us with their Simple Life, one simple girl was unaware that one day she would become a bigger star than both Paris and Nicole put together. Now the scene has changed - and Ke$ha is practically everywhere. Of course, she’s no more that simple girl. BTW, Paris and Nicole were too gorgeous during their Simple Life days. I wish I could turn back the clock.

Best moment: Pick your own.

 

Legally Blonde

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Paris Hilton photographed leaving federal court in Miami, on Friday, July 10, 2009. Hilton is accused in a federal lawsuit of failing to adequately promote her 2006 movie “Pledge This!.”  She looks like she is promoting the 2001 movie Legally Blonde.
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