Oh no, Mickey Rourke is putting more stuff into his face again. That thing’s about to implode any minute now.
“Help!! This man told me he will pull my endocrine system out if I didn’t play nice in the sand!!!” 67 year-old Garey Busey with his one-year old son at the park. Wait, someone actually had sex with Garey Busey???
Hilary Duff shows us the delicate way to scoop up a tiny dog when you have a pregnant uterus getting in the way.
This lovely lady is Hugh Grant’s baby mama after a one-night stand. Nice to see he’s matured and is now into wholesome, God-loving women.
Elin Nordegren’s quads scare me.
Leann Rimes is making it a habit of going to the airport in see-through tops.
Why doesn’t Penelope Cruz get it? We will only watch her movies if there is an abundance of cleavage in it.
Natalie Portman doing the noble thing and trying to get rid of that baby fat.
Freida Pinto looking hot at the Immortals premiere.
Tom Brady has to keep reminding himself he’s banging Gisele Bundchen.
This golden statue of Kate Moss sold for almost $1million. To a Japanese. Of course. They invented golden showers, didn’t they?
