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The BOOTY Edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — Over Twenty of the Best, Worst, and Fugliest Celebrity Butts of the Last Decade!!!

Welcome to the BOOTY edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — The Best, Worst, and Fugliest Butts of the Last Decade!!! Oh, do I have a treat in store for you today! Going back the last decade or so, I have collected pics of the nicest asses, the worst booties, and the fucking ugliest butts I could find — all from celebrities, of course! So, without further ado, (because I know you’re as excited as I am) let’s get to the booties!!! The Good — Kate Upton definitely gets my vote for a ‘Good Ass of the Decade!’ She is stunning; it’s as simple as that!                         Nikki Grahame is GOOD and pissed off here! I know nothing of the surrounding circumstances of the Big Brother cast member’s exposure — but, hey! — she’s got a good bum! Though I have absolutely no clue who this chick Jordan is (probably some damn reality show bitch) and though her face is ugly and plastic, I’ve gotta give it to her — she’s got one lush derrière! Nicole Scherzinger, even though I sometimes cannot stand your BS on the X Factor, you’ve got one scrumptious arse! Painted or not… OMG — Brooklyn Decker’s rump is one that is totally biteable in my opinion! Get it girl, and eat some collard greens! I had to do it! Brad Pitt totally deserves a spot on the Yummiest Butts of the Decade list… and boy is it a yummy one, indeed… Alicia Duval… you’re bum is totally fan-fucking-tastic! The accidental yummy butt shots are always the best, aren’t they?                                       The Bad   Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. Girl, your butt is atrocious!!! Period, point-blank! If you can sport some fur, then you can go get a butt job!                       Wow. For you to have picked that wedgie in public like that, Victoria Silvstedt, it must have been a monster!! Normally, even though she’s plastic as hell, she still rocks it. And even though she’s bangin from the front… girl’s havin’ issues in the back.             Pete Wentz, I like your hair, dude, but I’m not diggin’ the boxers-out look. Um, no!                       Can you believe this is Katherine Heigl’s ass? I couldn’t… Sad, just sad…                 Wow… Helen Hunt. Another shockingly grotesque backside.                               Jennifer Love-Hewitt. I don’t have much to say about this one. Heartbreaking, simply heartbreaking…                               Can you believe this is Britney Spear’s booty??? I couldn’t. Question, though: Where in the hell was she that she got a [...]
 

Ashlee Simpson used the Emmys to make Pete Wentz cry

Because fantasizing about Pete Wentz crying in a corner and drowing in a sea of self-pity and loathing lifts our spirits, we’re going to go ahead and assume these shots of Ashlee Simpson trying to smother new boyfriend Vincent Piazza (from boardwalk empire) with love, affection and well-placed cleavage at the HBO after-party last night turned his baby cot into a pool of tears and soiled diapers. Mommy!!!!!

Below are various shots from the HBO after-party as well as from the governors’ ball.

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Ashlee Simpson debuts her new short blonde hairdo

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Jessica Simpson might be having a tough time trying to stay upright in a self-created whirlpool of unachievable targets, but the case is just the opposite for her sister Ashlee Simpson. She’s having a great time on professional as well as personal front. And the proof is this adorable pic that her husband Pete Wentz posted on his Twitter page. Ashlee seems to be glittering in the perfect manner, just like her new short platinum blonde hairdo. Go Ashlee! Lots of love to Baby Bronx!

 

Pete Wentz & His Cookie Monster

Rockstar papa Pete Wentz and his son Bronx Mowgli were spotted out grocery shopping at Whole Foods in Los Angeles on Friday (September 24).

The 22-month-old tot caught a ride in the buggy and munched on some cookies as the father-son duo made their way out of the store.

 

Pete & Bronx Wentz Park It

Rocker dad Pete Wentz and his adorable son Bronx Mowgli, 1 1/2, spent the afternoon at the playground at Coldwater Park in Beverly Hills, Californa (July 9). The park is a favorite destination for celeb tots and their A-list parents: Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Gwen Stefani and others are regularly spotted there with the kids.

The Fall Out Boy star, who is married to Ashlee Simpson, announced this week that he's got a brand new band:

I’ve got a new band called Black Cards. When FOB went on hiatus, I wasn’t really sure what to do with myself. I know I wanted to keep travelling the world with my family. We had been to Jamaica recently. I spent a lot of time hanging around the beaches and I started to get inspired again…"